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Redraw | Rahkeid Dragneel - Chapter 494

anonymous asked:

Magnus really can't win. I remember right after the first episode of season two aired, I was in the Magnus tag and someone was all offended because people were happy that Magnus stood up for himself. They said how Magnus was in the wrong because he didn't care about Jace being tortured because he left the institute instead of searching for him, because Jace got a little yell-y. And then there was someone who said Magnus crossed a line when he rolled his eyes when Alec tried to apologize...

This. All of this.

Magnus can’t win.

They were mad when Magnus was actively trying to court- for lack of a better word that fits as well- Alec. They called him a predator. They said he forced Alec to out himself. They got mad that he was cold to Alec about representing Izzy. (don’t get me started on their reaction to the “bro bono” line) None of which is true, clearly. He’s not a predator. He didn’t force Alec to do anything. Alec did it for himself

Now here we are in s2 and suddenly he’s not invested enough because his “I love you” was softer and took a second. And he’s so selfish for not taking Alec’s shit. And it was shit. Alec was being an asshole. Did he have valid reasons for how he was acting? Yes! Many reasons! But that doesn’t excuse how he treated Magnus, or anyone else for that matter. And fuck man I would eye roll too. He rolled his eyes because he already knew that Alec was off because Jace was missing. But Alec was missing the point of why Magnus was upset. Of course he rolled his eyes. As soon as he said he shouldn’t have taken it out on Magnus, Magnus forgave him.

What it comes down to- and better blogs have brought this up tbh- is that Magnus is not allowed to feel. He’s not allowed to be his own person in this relationship. He’s always supposed to be supportive of Alec. And anytime he doesn’t fit into that mold people turn on him. For me, give me all of Magnus’ moods. He’s hundreds of years old. I live for seeing how that affects him. I live for him admitting he’s vulnerable. I live for him standing up for himself. I love that he protected Raphael, who is like a son to him, from Alec. I mean let Magnus live. Let him be an actual character and not a glittery wall for Alec to lean on. Jfc.

anonymous asked:

MIRIOOOO! could you please write a scenario where mirio and his wife have a son and their son gets mirios quirk and how he would react????

i’m not crying i’m just allergic to SADNESS. even though this is actually really happy. under a cut for 152 related spoilers!!

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canonicallyanonymous-deactivate  asked:

Hi! I was hoping if you could help me out- I remember having read a Johnlock fanfic on AO3 that I can't find anymore for the life of me, it went something like Sherlock teaching John how to play the violin, and the method would remind you of the TLD hug- it was so tender but also like restraining violent passion when Sherlock had to guide John, standing behind him. It ended with John playing a piece perfectly for Sherlock, and then smut- I guess? I searched using relevant tags but gave up :'(

Hi Lovely

OMG I’M SORRY THIS GOT LOST. 

BUT I have been looking too because I could have SWORN that I have read and bookmarked this exact story. I tried google searching for you as well, and I cannot find it!! Does anyone know which fic we are looking for???

anonymous asked:

i've looked through the pastel dan tag and i can't seem to find this fic (maybe i'm just blind) but it was pastel dan teaching punk phil how to make cupcakes and i remember something about dan keeping eggs in the cupboard and i was hoping someone might know what it was called

Stress Relief (or not)Pastel!Dan just wants to relax by himself after a hard day at school. After not seeing him all day, Punk!Phil wants to join. Baking and flirting ensue.

could it be this one?

- Tori

anonymous asked:

(〃ω〃) 7 minutes in heaven drabble (or hcs if you prefer) with the boys please? (๑>◡<๑)

((weeeooooweeeeooooo can u hear the si REN S GOING OF F))

Akira:

“This is a little awkward.”

Akira fidgets slightly in his sitting position, trying not to make things more uncomfortable by being too close, but the situation’s already uncomfortable as it is. He shifts in place and fumbles with a lock of his bangs. “We don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to,” he tells you calmly. “It’s just a party game, after all. The others will come to let us out soon enough.” 

When you look a bit disappointed, he catches on and fumbles a bit again. “…I guess I’ll go for it, then,” he decides, and looks at you. “Here I go.”

Slowly, he reaches down to place his hand on top of yours, and leans over to kiss your cheek gently. He can’t help the smile on his face once he pulls away. “If we do any more than this, we should probably keep it from the others, huh?” the rest is up to your decision whoohohohooohohoo

Ryuji:

“So, uh… w-wanna play a word game or somethin’?” 

Ryuji’s nervousness is enough to turn the already small space nearly claustrophobic. He sits with his legs crossed, but one of his legs is constantly tapping against his foot. 

“Arrgh, dammit, who even gets off on this kinda stuff, anyway?!” he bursts out, cheeks red. “Trappin’ me in this tiny-ass room with you, of all people! Are the others trying to kill me? Is that it?” 

Your look of surprise immediately sends him into a hand-waving panic. “N-No, shit, wait, I didn’t mean it like that! I’m not sayin’ that I wouldn’t want to be trapped in here with you, it’s just… my heart can’t freakin’ take this!”

Frustrated at his inability to communicate, he quickly slides one of his hands onto your cheek and presses his lips to yours, just briefly enough that you’re left wondering what happened while he’s already pulling away. 

“T-There! I did the damn thing, now let me outta here already!” Ryuji yells and pounds on the door. they didnt let him out

Yusuke:

“I completely fail to comprehend what the point of this game is supposed to be.”

Yusuke’s brow is furrowed in thought as he sits next to you, hands laced together and settled politely on his lap. He seems to be pondering deeply over the game, but the silence that ensues makes it a bit more awkward than it needs to be. 

“Is this the kind of thrill that my generation seeks out these days? To pit two people against each other in an enclosed space… for seven minutes? Why seven? Is there a particular reason it cannot be eight?” 

Once you explain the game to him (and its implied meanings), he blinks in surprise. “…Huh? I… I’m afraid I still don’t follow. We’re meant to do those sorts of intimate acts in this short time?” In the end, he simply slides so that your shoulders are touching, and slips his fingers between yours. he’ll probably kiss your hand if you get impatient with him

Akechi:

“Shall I tell you some sort of story to take your mind off this?”

Akechi’s smiling politely your way, clearly trying to lighten the nervous atmosphere that stuffed itself into the room with your entrance. He’ll keep a reasonable distance from you, trying to keep things professional as always despite the circumstances. 

“It seems that we’re expected to do something while we’re in here,” he notes, scratching his cheek with a finger somewhat sheepishly. “It would be fine if this were just between the two of us, but the others surely won’t let us hear the end of it unless we give them an entertaining story to chew on.” 

“Try to relax,” he whispers as he places a hand on top of yours and starts to lean in. “It’s all for the entertainment value, remember?” 

When you kiss him, you can feel the smile still lingering on his lips. that cheeky bastard

If I had to draw it then you all have to look at it. 

So premis: a superhero au in which nothing ever goes the way they meant it to. Hashirama as “Tree Man” and Yamato as “Tree Bae” because @copyninken found out that’s what I call them. Kakashi as the Deadpool-style antihero “Silver Fox” in love with Yamato and bringing him dead bodies as a very odd act of courtship. Look how proud he is of himself. Tobirama insists he’s just the very tired butler but Butlerman is secretly the most deadly of them all (and so tired of all their inept shit).

Kakashi hangs out with Obito a lot and calls him Catwoman no matter how much he insists that he’s “Pantherman”. Yamato thinks they’re together and Obito and Tobirama spend a lot of time together commiserating about how very Done™ they both are. 

Madara is the villain who is terrible at villaining. He thinks he’s their primary target but really he just always happens to be near the real crime while he’s busy stealing all of the world’s teapots. He doesn’t have a villain name because “I am Madara, the evillest of all evils! Fear meeee!”

No one fears him. 


Edit: I need everyone to know that Sarah and I came up with way too much backstory for this au so if more art follows please forgive but the level of ridiculousness we created in just a couple hours is something I will never achieve again. 

This totally happened when they were kids.
  • Mika: Alright everyone. Since we gonna die in this shitty place anyways, let's play a game.
  • The kids: What game~?
  • Mika: Like, a family game. I will be the lovely Papa Mika. And you are my children.
  • The kids: PAPA MIKA! PAPA MIKA!
  • Mika: Since Akane is mature and cooks delicious food, she is going to be your grandma!
  • Akane: Aha! Have you eaten today, kiiids~?
  • Mika: See? It's perfect!
  • Akane: Wait Mika, what about Yuu? Who is Yuu going to be?
  • Mika: Isn't it obvious? Yuu-chan is...Mama Yuu-chan! My wife!
  • Yuu: ...
  • Akane: ....
  • The kids: .....
  • Mika: ......
  • Yuu: Get your ass to work and bring some money for this family, you prick.

anonymous asked:

fire flames or excessive heat from that prompt list??

(cw: fire, burns, discussion of phobias)

It’s not the smell that wakes them.  It’s the screaming.

Neil is moving before his eyes open.  For a moment he thinks, Andrew.  Then his higher functioning kicks in as he actually wakes up.

They’re in a hotel room.  Andrew is upright on the other side of the bed, fumbling for the light switch, a dark silhouette against the window. 

The screaming is the fire alarm, because the room is full of smoke.  

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anonymous asked:

please, talk to me about voyeur!bruce

Oh my god just where do I begin?!?! I mean, it doesn’t even have to be anything sexual, just watching J, especially when j isn’t aware of it, because he’s always performing, putting on a show, so to see him without all that, the side that anybody would rarely see, like getting to know the REAL J is just too much to resist. And then of course it brings up all those conflicted emotions in Bruce, not just because he knows he shouldn’t do it but just. Can’t. Stop. But also because he tries really hard to pretend it’s to know his enemy better and not because he is massively gay for him or whatever.

And then when J knows he’s watching and will get lewd just to wind him up (which has been done so well in a few fics I’ve read) and Bruce either gets angry or, yeah, ends up needing to “relieve” himself, it’s all just so messy (not like that you perverts!) (ok well yeah maybe that way too) and wonderful and angsty. I love it.

anonymous asked:

For the OTP thing, Gwaine and Perce

ets1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

Gwaine tries really hard to rock the seat but frankly, Percy is heavier than him and it takes a lot of effort. Percy thinks it’s hilarious.

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Gwaaaiiine. He is prone to minor exhibitionism tbh.

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Gwaine is actually pretty proprietary of his shower time. He will occasionally let Percy come in and wash his hair for him, but that’s only when they’re pressed for time and he must make allowances. Otherwise, bath time is sacred.

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Gwaine doesn’t really see the point in wearing clothing when he’s smoking hot and everyone appreciates the view anyway. Percy might occasionally try to convince him to maybe wear something, but Gwaine usually responds to that by stealing Percy’s clothes so they can both be naked together.

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Gwaine might start out on the couch but he can never actually sleep there, so he usually ends up pacing around the house or walking the neighborhood or going for a drive or really anything to keep himself busy. By the time he comes back, the bedroom door is usually open again.

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Gwaine considers it sometimes, but then he worries that he’s being creepy and should probably not do that. Percy takes blackmail pictures when Gwaine’s hair is a mess and he’s drooling on his pillow.

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

They went a pretty long time without actually saying it, long past the point when they were both thinking it and each knew the other was thinking it and it was just sort of an open secret between them. Percy would’ve said it, but he didn’t want to scare Gwaine off if Gwaine wasn’t feeling the same cuz he has a reputation as sort of commitment-phobic. (Percy knows that Gwaine is perfectly capable of being committed and faithful, but he’s better at it when no one points it out.)

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Percy couldn’t fit into Gwaine’s sweatshirts to save his life and Gwaine generally prefers his clothing a little more fitted, but if it’s really cold out Gwaine will cuddle up in Percy’s sweatshirt on occasion.

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

The middle of the night is really when Percy is the most talkative and open about his feelings. He won’t exactly wake Gwaine up for it, but he’ll just start talking into the dark and Gwaine will slowly awake and cuddle up to Percy’s side to show he’s listening.

Gwaine may have the occasional nightmare which he mostly shakes off, but Percy’s nightmares are much much worse. He lost his entire family to Cenred’s soldiers and he relives it in his dreams whenever he gets stressed. It’s the only time Gwaine lets himself be as tender as he really wants to, cradling Percy’s head and promising over and over again that Percy will always have him.

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

Neither, really. It would never occur to Percy honestly, and Gwaine. Well, the idea might pop into Gwaine’s head occasionally when he gets intimidated by just how deeply he feels for Percy, but he never acts on it. For once he actually wants to keep this. He doesn’t want to ruin what he has here, not this time.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Gwaine likes to tease, but Percy knows it’s actually a deep-seated need for validation and a plea for reminders that he is loved and appreciated. Percy provides these things with copious eye rolls and affectionately exasperated sighs.

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Percy does, for the express purpose of making Gwaine stop talking about that thing they did that one time and telling all the kitchen girls to make them blush, goddamn it.

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Totally Gwaine. He will bop around the house in boxers and socks, singing into a hairbrush with all appropriate melodrama and pointing at Percy until he manages to badger him into singing along. Neither of them is particularly good, but what they lack in talent they make up in enthusiasm.

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

They’re not big on hand holding tbh, but that’s mostly because of the height difference and the way it kinda makes Gwaine feel like a child being led around. He’s at the perfect height for butt-grabbing though, so that happens a lot. They fit together well with Gwaine’s arm around Percy’s waist and Percy’s arm around his shoulders, and belt loops make convenient handles for both of them but Gwaine gets a special kick out of it.

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Gwaine gets Percy’s name tattooed on his wrist, right over his pulse point, some time in their third year of marriage, when he’s finally really truly internalized the fact that this is real and they’re going to last. They celebrate that anniversary with just as much dedication as their wedding anniversary.

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Gwaine is seductive no matter how much he’s drunk, which is a minor miracle, but tipsy!Percy is the only kind of Percy that’s really comfortable putting himself out there like that. He’s generally more circumspect when sober. 

Gwaine is the loud one in bed, by far. He has no shame. No shame anywhere.

17) Who is more protective?

Percy. Gwaine is pretty chill about letting Percy defend himself cuz hey, he’s a big guy and he’s more than capable of handling anything that comes his way and he’s also pretty implacable. It’s really hard to ruffle Percy’s feathers or offend him, unlike Gwaine who will throw down at the drop of a hat some days but be totally chill on others. And some days Gwaine is more easily wounded, and on those days Percy will stomp anyone who hurts him.

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

Again, Percy finds comfort in the darkness and the sort of simulated anonymity it brings. He talks in the night whether Gwaine is awake or not and always finds it cathartic one way or the other.

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

It used to be that whoever got to the car first got to drive, but Gwaine called bullshit on that when it became very clear that Percy’s longer legs gave him an unfair advantage. Not they flip a coin.

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Percy passes out halfway through most of their movies. Gwaine tried to carry him to bed approximately once and it ended up with two pulled muscles, a black eye, a dent in the wall, and a broken banister on the stairs. Now he just tosses a blanket over him and leaves his sleepy ass on the couch.

21) Who cuts the others hair?

Gwaine will let no one but his stylist (and occasionally Gwen) near his hair. Percy just uses electric clippers though, so Gwaine sometimes helps him out with that.

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Percy is much better in writing than he is speaking out loud and his texts can get surprisingly steamy, which Gwaine loves. For encouragement, they mostly communicate through ridiculous emoji chains and it makes them both smile.

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

Gwaine’s inferiority complex is persistent and sometimes overwhelming. For all his outward arrogance, he has never had a high opinion of himself or his character and he firmly believes that Percy deserves far better than the likes of him. Percy, for his part, refuses to let Gwaine pull away from him. He has already lost too many damn people in his life to let someone so important to him just walk away. He doesn’t know what he would do if he lost Gwaine too. So he deals with Gwaine’s back-and-forth, hot-n-cold attitude and bouts of moodiness and insecurity as best he can because he is not letting Gwaine’s issues get in the way of them having each other forever.

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

Percy may have been a commoner from birth, but Gwaine did spend time as a child in a royal court. One of the only things he brought with him when he left was an appreciation for courtly dances. He tries very hard to teach them to Percy, but Percy has two left feet and absolutely no sense of rhythm, so they usually end up giggling and just leaning into each other, swaying in the middle of the room and humming terrible waltz music under their breaths. The one time Percival dips Gwaine, they both end up laughing so hard that the kiss never happens. (Well, it waits until they’re both back on their feet, at least.)

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

Gwaine is full of super smooth pick up lines that he swears never fail to make people drop their drawers. Percy is not unaffected, especially when Gwaine really turns on the charm, but not so affected that he isn’t ready with some quip or rebuttal that somehow manages to make the line more suggestive and at least twice as crude just to see Gwaine’s impressed and taken aback expression.

26) Who kissed first?

Percival. Gwaine is a flirt, a hardcore permanent flirt with just about everyone, and just about everyone flirts back. But that’s just how interactions with him go and it’s sometimes hard for him to tell when people are just playing along with him and when they’re actually indicating real interest. And for all his suave persona, he never wants to actually impose himself on anyone if he’s not 110% sure of their consent. So he managed to convince himself for several months that Percy’s flirting was just regular bro-flirting between bros until Percy finally got tired of dancing around each other and planted one on him, just to make it clear.

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

Drunk!Gwaine likes to order food in the middle of the night. Percy is liable to wake up just to snatch the phone out of his hand and drag him into bed to prevent them ending up with sandwich crumbs all over their pillows. He will also occasionally deign to follow a whiny Gwaine downstairs to make sure he doesn’t trip down the stairs and bust his ass because that has actually happened a few times before, but he’s never particularly happy about it and insists that Gwaine do the dishes for like a week afterward just for spite.

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

Percy’s far better with words than Gwaine is, at least on paper, and he does occasionally dabble in verse. Gwaine’s more prone to bringing home knick knacks, little trinkets that just made him think of Percy, to show his love. Neither of them is very musically inclined, so original songs are definitely out of the question.

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

Gwaine’s flair for the dramatic is exponentially increased when he’s tipsy and feeling affectionate. More than once Percy has physically carried Gwaine away from whatever the hell it was he was trying to do (Percy never actually finds out what half of these stunts are supposed to be because he doesn’t let them get that far) before he could get himself hurt. On the occasions that Gwaine does manage to injure himself in ridiculous ways, they’ve got their good buddy Merlin to patch him up because the people at A&E are tired of seeing Gwaine’s ugly mug which Percy still loves very much.

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

Percy ends up with glasses when he gets a bit older. Gwaine starts up with the sexy librarian fantasies almost immediately.

anonymous asked:

Awww! Isn't this adorable.😈 Four fucked up people attempting to find solice in each other. We have a murderer, an alcoholic, an idiot who couldn't even remember you can track a phone, and a PTSD riddled weakling who can't stand the touch of his lovers. Let's see how long that lasts!

First of all, Patton is not a murderer. He’s a hero. Second, of all, yeah whatever I’m an alcoholic so what. Say what ya want about me I don’t care. In fact if you’re going to be insulting just be insulting to me not my fucking family. Third of all Logan is not an idiot. He’s the most intelligent person I know. He was under a lot of stress of course he wouldn’t immediately remember something like that. Fourth of all, Virgil is not weak at all. He’s incredibly strong, and brave for making it out of all he’s been through. Wouldn’t you be wary of touch after being abused the way he has been? Besides we’re patient. We’ll wait it out. What I’m trying to get at here is that we’ve been through a lot together, and we’re still standing strong. We’ll be perfectly fine. Nasty cowards such as yourself won’t bring us down. Thanks have a nice day. -Roman

1000pop  asked:

Hello! Just followed you. I can't help but feel that there is a lot of Yoonmin around, as well. I am not complaining, but like, I watched a lot of Bangtan stuff but never got that coupl-y vibes from them. It is a shame because when I am reading their fanfics, I just can't get into them because I don't remember how they interact. So in order to get more familiar with this couple, can you tell me if there are any compilations of their moments? Thanks :3

Hi there supa-pedo-noona! I suggest checking out blackcoffeex ‘s masterposts for a visual response because she really does make the best compilations. 
But for my own personal opinion, I see nothing but love in Yoongi’s eyes. Me and Yoongz are very alike (often times I tag him as my spirit animal and have mentioned that he’s probably also an INTJ). This and many other factors (Even his own words at interviews) he’s expressed that he’s not good with words and takes a long time to warm up to people. BUT with Jimin, they seemed very close, even predebut. Seeing as Jimin was last to join Bangtan, of all the dongsaengs he knew him the least? yet still they’re pretty close. Yoongi just really loves Jimin and I love Jimin and I love people loving Jimin so yoonmin makes me so happy. Yoongi has mentioned on like 2 separate interviews that he wants to write Jimin a song. Jimin has (jokingly) told Yoongi to “stop coming up to his bed.You tell me, for someone who loves to sleep why would he sacrifice that to spend time with someone on their bed/ inconvenience yourself/them by doing so? He dotes on Jimin in a quiet way and that’s so cute ;u; Another thing that comes to mind is how cute they were supporting each other at ISAC recently. There’s also like on each others birthdays. Jimin has helped Yoongi like two years in a row. Yoongi the first to post for Jimin’s bday like he was waiting for the clock to strike 12. Also Yoongi hates exerting effort and he fucking carried Jimin for his bday. ALSO THE BANGTAN ANNIVERSARY YOONMIN BAKES A CAKE EDITION. LITERALLY EVERY ROOKIE KING EP TOO.  THERE’S SO MUCH I COULD GO ON FOREVER. I can understand when you say that they don’t give off a coupley vibe though. Because they’re a quieter ship? (mostly because yoongi the type) but like. Idk. I like that too. It’s like “those moment we share are only reserved for us.” ;u; I’m a delusional fuck okay.