can't have too many of this

Darkiplier: You’ll never escape. Not now, not e-

Me: Can I pet your dog?

Darkiplier: …What?

Me: Can. I. Pet. Your. Dog.

Darkiplier: …Do you know who I am? I can destroy everything you a-

Me: Did I stutter

humans more like ew-mans am i right

Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."
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Requested by @fayception

Fayception requested for a TsukkiYama Spirit AU with traditional Japanese feel (Yukata, sakura petals). I got this idea that Tsukki is a Shinto priest-in-training who’s chosen to manage a small shrine along with its minor Land God (Yams). They formed a pact (with this scene) which made Tsukki Yam’s caretaker/partner for years to come ~ Jeez, I feel like this idea can be developed into full on story but aagh it’s a cultural AU and kinda tricky to research ~ ( ;w; ) Anyway! I hope she likes it! 

A thought: Modern flinthamilton AU in which Alfred is still a homophobic douchebag but they went ‘fuck you’ and got married anyway.

I call this “Thomas I don’t think your husband is listening to a single word you say…… he’s… distracted”

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I love his hair //////v////// just a few doodles //I’ve been trying to develop a new style but I’m not sure about posting art of my new style ;v;;;

extra:

//i’m viktor

  • Cheryl: Every girl wants a prince who treats her like a princess
  • Betty: Why would I want to be a princess when I have I king who treats me like the queen I am?
  • Bughead: *high fives*
  • Archie: Why can't we be like that?
  • Veronica: Because you're a peasant

I made this in honor of young justice season 3!

(also because I just really loved the little Robin faces that pop up when Robin is hacking in season 1)

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Update: These still need some work here & there but I’m gonna try to makes these into gifs!! I’m struggling with Shiro’s hand on his hip… >_>

What Your Overwatch Main Say About You
  • Genji: I need healing [distance mercy screaming]
  • McCree: Ship McHanzo, or you love spaghetti westerns
  • Pharah: You love pharmercy or the its raining justice vine on a loop for 12 hours
  • Reaper: You live in a hot topic
  • Soldier 76: You're new here
  • Sombra: You have an undercut and may be a little shit
  • Tracer: Gay. sorry the straights, you can't main her
  • Bastion: Why are you like this. too strong for this world
  • Hanzo: You can never have too many snipers. even 6 hanzos.
  • Junkrat: You're a trash boy or you love dirty boys
  • Mei: Evil incarnate. no exceptions
  • Torbjorn: You want the world to hate you
  • Widowmaker: 46 shots, one kill
  • D.Va: Gamer aesthetic [rage gamer, probably], or pastel
  • Reinhardt: Battle grandpa
  • Roadhog: The team needed a tank. alternatively, you nasty fucker
  • Winston: Probably a cryptid. Do you exist? Probably not
  • Zarya: Gay. thats it
  • Ana: Friendly fire enabled
  • Lucio: Pure, doing the lords work
  • Mercy: You love suffering
  • Symmetra: You would probably let her step on you
  • Zenyatta: Trying your best