- Most people: OMG IT IS FINALLY THE MONTH OF TOUR DE COLUMBUS OMG
- Me: but you also know that on June 18th my little sunflower dun is going to be 29.
- Most people: I WONDER IF THEY WILL RELEASE NEW SONGS OR SING TRUCE OR SOMETHIG
- Me: JOSHUA WILLIAM DUN'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP AND I AM NOT READY. MY SWEET LOVE IS GROWING UP AND I AM FULL OF EMOTIONS.