can't get what we want

Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again

Headcanon: Tim and Steph are always “in-between” dating and not dating. No one is sure if they’re together. Not even they’re sure.
“Are we dating?”
“Are we?”
“I thought we were.”
“That’s what I thought but that was before the March incident.”
“What happened in March?”
“I was mad at you for some reason. Hmm, what was it?”
“Wait, so does this mean that I was your accidental boyfriend for the 4th?”
“It wasn’t about business or, heaven forbid, Bruce…”
“I mean, not that I mind but I like to know when I’m dating you because it helps to have a consistent plus one at events.”
“And it wasn’t about your constant obsession with your job. Anal retentive much?”
“Wow, okay, rude. We’re definitely not dating now. And if we’re on flaws, you do not share well. At all.”
“That’s right! You ate my mac n cheese. That’s why I was mad!”
“Yeah, but did we break up?”
“…I don’t think so?? I can’t remember.”
“So are we dating?”
“Are we?”

S13 Positive Expectations

Okay but is everyone seeing that we’re slowly and steadily getting stuff that we’ve been banging on and on about for quite some time now

1. We’re getting important poc characters (Max, Alicia, Dagon, Billy and now AU!Michael)

2. We wanted more badass women for which the show is actually starting a spin off with Wayward Sisters (which has poc, lgbt hunters) and Mary of course is definitely very much part of the show with an independent and complicated story for herself (I want Rowena back too pls Dabb)

3. We’re tying up so many loose ends (Crowley’s son, Crowley as King of Hell, the Colt, Mary’s whole arc, we’ll get to see a whole AU world without the Winchesters where heaven won and still no paradise)

4. Cas’ angelic history and quality Cas-centric episodes (we already have a fem!Cas people!!)

5. We’re being promised more Cas in S13 once he comes back (Dabb - he’ll be at the center of the story, Misha - Cas will have a season long story arc that is gratifying) which everybody has wanted forever

6. The beginning of the end of toxic codependency (12x22 hello)

7. Dean coming to terms with himself and the things he wants/needs

8. Proper textual grieving for Cas after his death, acknowledging that he is loved and important to the Winchesters

Man, Andrew Dabb deserves more appreciation than he’s getting. Season 12 may not have been the best plot wise but we sure got some quality stuff and we always get a personal season that sets up the epic big bad for the following season. S4 set up the apocalypse for S5, S6 set up Godstiel/Leviathans for S7, S8 set up Metaron for S9, S10 set up Amara for S11 and now S12 is doing the same thing for S13 with probably the ultimate Michael/Lucifer showdown. S13 is going to be good, I can feel it.

@tinkdw reading your blog has turned me into a force for everything positive

Was looking at houses to get an idea of what’s available in the area and had to share this gem

pretty nice exterior note the double garage

woah, some interesting interior decorating but nice room, looks spacious

is the kitchen carpeted? I’ve looked at this a lot and honestly can’t tell

pretty chill as far as bedrooms go and by far the most normal room in the house

bathroom looks ok

I know this has been super normal outside the 1960s/70s interior design but stick with me

big long room with glaring pink carpet. that’s not a mirror on the “back wall” like I thought at first, this room just goes. where one the house is this, I thought to myself

my lord, that’s a garage door. they converted their garage and remodeled but KEPT THE DOOR to open to the outside from their sitting/entertainment room

wut

that’s not all, let’s check out the basement

good lord. just take a moment to take it all in. decor again not updated since 1970 (this house was originally built in 1969). the teddy bears on the couch. that weird game in the foreground which I’ve never seen before. sombreros on the walls the FULLY stocked bar. like so fully stocked…

and just to top it all off, the room that utterly horrified me,

2

Excuse me but aren’t we gonna talk about Keith’s face here?…he looks uncomfortable and definitely not happy with this shiro unlike the others….

bruce: is introduced to mcu calmly talking to and helping a kid
bruce: explicitly expresses a past/possibly current desire to have kids
bruce: thinks he can’t be in a happy relationship in large part due to the fact that he can’t have kids

if bruce doesn’t end up with a kid by the time mcu wraps up, i will literally riot

MBTI types as shit people say at my school (2017 edition)
  • INTJ: "I asked you if you liked my scarf, don't make this about yourself!"
  • INTP: "Well, at least that's not the worst thing I've ever said in front of a group of my students."
  • ENTJ: "He looks like a watermelon gone wrong."
  • ENTP: "Yvonne, where did you get that rope and why are you holding it around Frankie's neck?"
  • INFJ: "I only shower once a week."
  • INFP: "Our humanities teacher is a smushed angry monkey dwarf."
  • ENFJ: "I helped out a primary school once, and now they keep emailing me all this GARBAGE. They're SPAMMING me."
  • ENFP: "Crap! I lost your USB, sorry Juliette."
  • ISTJ: "Yeah, and I really want to murder my French teacher right now, but we can't always get what we want."
  • ISFJ: "My biography should be called 0 weddings and a funeral."
  • ESTJ: "Do I look like a Kransky expert?"
  • ESFJ: "Smile. Jesus loves you."
  • ISTP: "At least my clothes aren't just re-purposed couch covers."
  • ISFP: "Our school is literally the local stoner school."
  • ESTP: "And if you touch the back of my head, you're getting a lunch time detention tomorrow."
  • ESFP: “Oh my god, my media teacher would be such a good GBF! I want him as my GBF!”

Criminal Minds s13 premiere prediction: Reid goes AWOL to find Emily by himself and ends up choking out Scratch with his bare hands (Adam alluded to someone killing Scratch that way and Reid almost killed Cat last season like that)

<strike>or Emily fends for herself and shoves a gun up his ass and pulls the trigger</stroke>

Guess who’s getting up at 4:50 am to listen to reputation, even though they’re waitressing until 12 on Friday?


You bet your ass I am.

Sometimes when certain people reach out to certain places of me I feel it too deeply /

I tense up quietly and focus on the fingertips that are pressed down the hardest and how the rest of the palm sits on my skin or clothing /

It is these interactions that make me feel alive /

I want to close my eyes and live in these touches /

Sometimes I do /

Other times I let my gaze fall to the floor and speak slower as if it will prolong the moment /

I can never tell if it works

—  This is my first poem that is not about you exclusively (via @relentfull)

me, a jew: hey h/tp is disgusting because it sexualizes and fetishizes n/azism unapologetically, not even touching how gross the rampant romanticization of abuse and rape is

them: write what you want! :) nothing can stop you! :) don’t let tumblr tell you not to write what you like, even if it’s h/tp! :)

practice!! >///< (*cough* so umm my first digital drawing here… please be gentle with me~~)