can't even drive

i’m just thinking about taako and angus making ice cream and mags is just…eagerly waiting to try some, waiting for it to churn and begging them to use some magic to make it freeze faster (which for obvs reasons taako is adamantly against) and finally after hours of waiting taako scoops him a bowl and like before taako can even scoop angus one mags has already scarfed it down and waiting for more and angus gets a kick out of it so taako lets it slide..but he does it again so taako flings a scoop at his face and anyway this is how they find out that magnus is allergic to milk as he breaks out in a rash immediately 

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Satine Kryze in 3.05

My grandparents went out today and I slept in. When they came back from their errands I greeted them and they brought me Lunch- my favourite meal from the restaurant they went to. I damn near cried it made me so happy.

Omg jacks driving now this is so freaking cute and sexy 😍😍😍😜

Like jack come to my house and drive me around…. kidnapp me from my boring life 😂😂😂😂😂

I mean, I feel you with the “Diogee is an OWCA agent” idea, but I prefer to believe that the OWCA are in awe of his level of self-taught skill and have been flooding him with job offers for years, all of which he has turned down in order to focus his energies on keeping Milo safe.

Question.

If you had a lot to say to someone, things you’ve kept to yourself for a really long time that explain things that happened in the past (may or may not be relevant anymore), would you say it?

Even if it makes no difference, or ruins a friendship (if you could call it that), or the other person has zero interest in hearing it - if it was keeping you up at night, thinking and worrying and just altogether being a mess about it, would you say it?

And would you feel better for saying it?

  • Kenma: Kuroo can you come find me I think I'm lost
  • Kuroo: If you got yourself lost playing Pokemon Go I swear--
  • Kenma: I caught an Eevee, I'll name it Kuroo if you come get me
  • Kuroo: I'm on my way

pen: warrior queen, usually reserved and composed, authoritative and on the proud side
also pen: the type to drown her friends in snow aka is actually quite fun loving and lively to those in her inner circle

anonymous asked:

Can you think of any acceptable gay jokes? Off the top of my head I always say "I'm so gay, I can't even drive straight." I just want more gay jokes that don't belittle my existence.

honestly every time someone says “go straight here” like with directions i always say “i can’t im gay”

anything making a joke abt straight vs. gay (straight a’s? why not gay a’s?) is usually what i go for

have you ever fallen for someone and learned and loved everything about them? and then they leave and it makes you sick every time you come across those things they taught you? because somehow, even though you still love them, they tainted all those memories for you.

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Been seriously considering putting this blog on a one-year hiatus, for a plethora of reasons. Taking a break from Tumblr all together, save for checking for commissions. Now, with the lack of activity and people trying to passive aggressive their way into getting what they want, it almost seems like a good time to do that.

But I don’t wanna let down the people who I’m currently involved with, and yet if I keep replying to threads I know I’ll start more, I’ll get invested in these six idiots and have that old spark ignite and die over and over.

I think a year can mean a lot. Maybe I’ll even have a longer comic rather than the original re-wind to make up. Heck, might just reboot the blog entirely by then, who knows.

I don’t know. Thoughts?

If anyone wants my discord, please IM me or send me an ask.


This has been a long train of disappointment for everyone. I’m sorry.

  • Theo: I came for the Werecoyote
  • Theo: I came for the Banshee
  • Theo: The dark kitsune
  • Theo: The Beta with anger issues
  • Theo: I CAME FOR VOID!STILES
  • Theo: That's the pack I want
  • Theo: ... and what did I get?
  • Theo: I get a werecoyote who can't even drive to save her life, The banshee who knows more about fashion than being a banshee, the Dark Kitsune who turned out to be a bunch of flowers, a Baby!Wolf and a boy too obsessed with his jeep!
  • Theo: And who the hell is that?
  • Isaac: Hello! I'm back from France with my scarfs!

I am absolutely convinced that whenever any of the other Robins asked about Santa Clause or said they knew he wasn’t real, Dick would tell them a story about how he once helped Santa save Christmas back when he was Robin. And the first response is always disbelief, but the thing is, the story is really detailed and really consistent. No one can confirm whether or not the story is fake. There are case files on it. It’s the true mystery of the Bat Family every winter.

Dick absolutely loves sitting back and watching them try to figure it out!