can't do the splits

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but it’s better if you do

The transition between But It's Better If You Do and I Write Sins Not Tragedies on AFYCSO. Reblog if you agree.

the worst kind of cultural differences are polite kissing differences…. they make everything awkward… 

when you kiss with one cheek but they’re european so they go for the double kiss and you leave them hanging awkwardly… when they’re from somewhere that does three kisses and it’S FUCKING WEIRD WHY THREE, when they’re from somewhere in i think northern south america? where they actually put their lips on your cheek and you’re left feeling gross like why did u do that that’s wet and disgusting… when they’re from somewhere where they don’t kiss at all and you go for it and they kinda jump back and it’s awkward af….the worst…

Stuff I've Actually Heard People Say Part 3
  • "If a leaf fell on your face and stayed there, would you eat it?" "Wait. What kind of leaf?"
  • "One time I broke my finger during school, but I just ignored it because I had a test the next period."
  • "I just chugged four bottles of lemonade and ate half a bowl of Milky Ways, I'm ready to go!"
  • "You can't do the splits to achieve your destiny."
  • "Amoebas don't breathe."
  • "I hate this, even though it's to my advantage."
  • "We've gotta trick Ryan Gosling into being a furry."
  • "Who is Mac, and why is he cheesy?"
  • "Ah ha! All I have to do is ram myself into trees!"
  • "You smell like a piece of shoe."
  • "I love contagion food."
  • "Today I cried listening to the Trolls soundtrack."
  • "Ah, but this is a good thing! It just means I can begin manufacturing leg irons!"
  • "If you don't do it, I'll put the paperclips back in my ears."
  • "I thought we were gonna be furries together."
  • "Oh no, they're trying to be relatable!"
  • "I've got some sick hula-hooping tricks."
  • "Is that a pair of pants with no body?"
  • "Get schooled by a cucumber picker!"
  • "Your flowers are fat." "They're still pretty." "They're pretty fat."
  • "Your mouth, your money."
  • "All the money we've paid for violin and piano and voice, and the chicken noise is what gets them every time."
  • "Hey! No one coughs on my mom!"
  • "Yes, a Roaring 20s themed wedding!... but also dragons!"
  • "Everyone must come in their best armor."
  • "They do match! This one says "I love British boys", and the other is a picture of Zayn, who is a British boy!"
  • "I clip my nails, and they keep growing back!"
  • "Congrat! A single congration, no congrats for you."
  • "This is my finished."
  • "Memes will be the death of this country."
  • "I am ready for death to claim me."
  • "Sasquatch and stretch."
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OK YEAH

YEAH THIS ENTIRE THING SUCKS

I AM VERY UNHAPPY

But fun side things: Kamui’s eyes DO THE THING again right before he dives in. 

So either Kakyo is doing his X/1999 dream possession and making him retrieve Sakura’s… soul… from the submerged feather… and the uh… corsola-chan… Or it’s something else. Like the Kamui!Possession spirit, or the feather itself, or Fuuma, or WHO THE HECK KNOWS. 

MAYBE IT’S SHOCKED KID. IT’S WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY, AT LEAST. 

Dance practice: J-Hope focus

My eyes would always wander off to Jimin and Jungkook dancing because of the split screen. Now, I can fully focus on Hoseok without being distracted.

Bering & Wells: Split Screen #46

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happy girls!!

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: Every time I see cp fans talking about chowder doing perfect splits or like, putting his foot above his head or something I'm internally forcing my own mouth shut to silence years of training yelling about proper split form and how most Hockey Goalies have technically flawed splits because they don't have to care how they look and perfect splits require much more flexibility than goalie splits and theres a big difference between active and passive flexibility and also the side splits and front splits are completely different and stuff like putting your foot over your own head requires a lot of time and training unless you're naturally flexible but what I see in the comic when they're introducing the tadpoles indicates that chowder is, even though more flexible than average, not naturally flexible enough to just drop into the splits out of nowhere without warming up first doing splits while not warmed up if you can't sit comfortably in them anyway is risking pulled muscles but I'm just nitpicky and this isnt important anyway