can't do stairs

come to think of it, why wouldn’t someone with superman’s powers use them for physical comedy? like. buster keaton style. or dick van dyke. he is invulnerable and can fly, those are the perfect circumstances for a pratfall. half the time only he is aware that he is joking and he just looks like a clumsy asshole but he knows in his heart that the timing on that gag was perf. add this to my list of stupid fucking headcanons.

Originally posted by maudit

  • Atsushi: There's Dazai-san. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Kunikida: Yeah. Let's push him down the stairs.