can't blame her man

Shut Up//A Jasper Jordan Imagine

Anon said: The 100 where jasper overhears you telling Monty that you like him and does a bunch of things to make you blush

Omg yes I’ve wanted to do a Jasper imagine since I started that show

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“C'mon,” Monty whined. “Please just tell me.”

You ran a hand through your hair. “I regret telling you anything. I don’t even understand why you care so much anyway.”

“Because you’re like this stoic badass. You don’t have feelings.”

“Gee, thanks,” you said sarcastically.

“Tell meee!” he yelled, jumping on your back, making you stumble a few feet before regaining your balance. 

“Oh my god, Monty get off!” you yelled.

“Not until you tell me who you have a crush on!”

You groaned and considered your options. Either tell Monty or live with him on your back for the rest of your life. The latter option was looking pretty good…until he started singing way off key.

“Jesus, fine!” you shouted, beginning to get angry.

He could tell and he jumped to the ground real quick. “Okay, tell me who you like,” he said, hanging off of every word you said.

“Jasper.”

“No way! Oh my god, that’s too good! Oh Jesus!”

“You can’t tell anyone Monty, or I swear to god, I will break your neck.”

He shut up, but only for about five seconds. “Why don’t you tell him?”

“Are you crazy? I paralyzed four guards, and two of them were on accident. You really think he’s gonna like me after that?”

He shrugged. “Hey, anything’s possible.”

You glared at him. “Yeah right.”

And then Jasper came around the corner with his hands in his pockets, whistling. You jumped and searched for an excuse to get you away from here. “I, uh, I gotta go help Bellamy with a thing,” you said quickly, running away. 

“How much of that did you hear?” Monty asked nervously.

“Oh enough,” Jasper smirked. “I heard enough.”

“Oh man, dude, you can't tell her, she would blame me.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll keep you safe,” he joked. 

He wandered around camp until he saw you. “Hey,” he said in your ear, making you jump and blush. 

“Hi Jasper.”

He was really close to you….

“Yo, personal space!” you snapped, terrified that Monty would see and tease you for it.

He took a few steps back. “Sorry.”

You sighed. “It’s fine, just don’t sneak up on me like that.”

“Or what?” he asked. “You’ll paralyze me?”

You looked at him and he realized that he probably shouldn’t have brought that up. “At least I didn’t steal the much-needed medical supplies  to get high,” you growled before stalking off.

He watched you go, feeling bad that he had brought that up. Bellamy had made it a rule that you weren’t supposed to talk about someone’s crime unless they wanted to. You usually didn’t. He ran after you.           “(Y/N), I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have brought it up.”

“You’re right, you shouldn’t have.”

“I said I was sorry, didn’t I?”

“Whatever.”

He decided to try a different angle. One that would work based off of what he had heard earlier. “Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?" 

You turned red and he realized that he wasn’t just talking out of his ass. He meant it. Oh, hell. That meant he liked you too. "I’m serious.”

“Stuff it, Jasper.”

“Okay.” He kissed your cheek before running off, leaving you even redder than you had been five minutes ago.

You walked back to where Monty had been, trying to hide your face. “I saw it!” Monty yelled, tackling you.

You smacked him until he got off of you. “Monty Green, I am going to kill you! I told you not to tell him!”

“Hey, I didn’t tell him anything! You gotta learn to be quieter!" 

You were hit with the sudden realization that Jasper had probably, no scratch that, definitely heard you talking to Monty.

"Ah, shit,” you groaned.

Part 2