can't believe this was over two years ago

After KH2
  • Sora: Mom... I'm sorry I didn't come down for dinner.
  • Sora's Mom: MY BABY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I'VE BEEN ABOUT -
  • Sora's Mom: Wait. Where is my son-in-law?
  • Sora: Your what...?
  • Sora's Mom: I can't believe you come home after running away two years ago to elope with that Riku boy and don't even bother to invite him over.
  • Sora: ...
  • Sora: *too stunned to respond*
  • Sora's Mom: Did you think I wouldn't approve? You know I don't care about your sexual orientation!
  • Sora: MOM IT'S NOT LIKE THAT OUR ENTIRE ISLAND GOT ENGULFED BY DARKNESS AND I BECAME A KEYBLADE MASTER AND I'VE BEEN FIGHTING ALL THESE MONSTERS IN DIFFERENT WORLDS AND I EVEN GOT TO MEET SANTA-
  • Sora's Mom: Sora, it's not nice to lie to your mother. Now sit down and eat this broccoli.

[screams about bilbo and thorin]

[lies down and cries about bilbo and thorin]