can't believe they are actually getting married

Are you married?
  • Jin : Yoongichi~ do you know where my watch is?
  • Yoongi : Check the box on you bedside table.
  • Yoongi : Hyung~
  • Jin : I know~ I know~ I'm making your coffee rn.
  • Yoongi : What film do you want to watch tonight?
  • Jin : let's watch moonlight~ I remember you said you want to watch it when it came out~
  • Jin : But let me go to the store first I need to get-
  • Yoongi : Dw, I already got your snacks.
  • Jin : Ahhh you're the best!
  • Bangtan :
  • Namjoon : Wait- are you guys actually married?
  • Hoseok : Yeah you guys are either too shy to suck each other for the past 7 years even tho you're madly in love.
  • Taehyung : Or you didn't give us a wedding invitation.
  • Jungkook : *gasp*
  • Jungkook : I can't believe my own parent didn't invite me to their wedding!
  • Jimin : It's because we're adopted isn't it!!
  • Jimin : *sobs* I knew it!
  • Yoonjin :
  • Jin : Where did our parenting went wrong?
  • Yoongi : Fuck knows.

I can’t believe they’re actually getting married. 

6 seasons and Henry is going to be be Killian’s best man. 

6 seasons and Snow and Charming are going to walk Emma down the aisle

6 seasons and Killian Jones has a family

6 seasons and Emma Swan is happy!!!!

I can’t believe I was lucky enough to fall in love with the two best characters in the world 

Costume Contest & Trick-or-Treat Winners
  • MOST UNIQUE GROUP COSTUME - THE SHAKESPEAR GROUP
  • Romano: huh? Why is our group costume 'unique'?
  • Netherlands: Ophelia does not carry a sub-machine gun, and Juliet looks like she could beat up both houses just to marry Romeo.
  • MOST SURPRISING GROUP COSTUME - SUICIDE SQUAD
  • Liechtenstein: yay, we won something~~
  • Austria: never again will I go to America during Fall shirtless...
  • GROUP WITH MOST CANDY - THE TELETUBIES
  • Iceland: I can't believe we dressed up as the Teletubies... and I was the sun-baby... *cries*
  • Denmark: oh-ohh~
  • Norway: Den if you made an actual 'oh-ohh' I will stab you win my antenna.
  • SCARIEST COSTUME - ENGLAND'S SCONE
  • France: honhonhon- *gets thrown into oblivion by England*
  • BEST INDIVIDUAL COSTUME - HARRY POTTER
  • England: I-It doesn't mean that this makes up for France being a fucking dickhead, or anything...

anonymous asked:

I really love the "Lotor is Lance" AU, it's amazing! How do you think team Voltron would've found out and reacter to the truth? I can't imagine Allura being all that happy about that...

Well, spoilers for anyone reading the fic i swear I’m gonna update at somepoint but~

ALLURA

  • You’re right, Allura is not happy about it.  I mean Keith being Galra was one thing, Lance being Lotor is another entirely.  They didn’t get along before the war, Lotor was insistant that she would marry him (if not for his ‘wonderful’ personality then he was sure it would be for the benefit of their races)
  • It doesn’t help that she refuses to believe he’s actually changed as a person.  Nor does it help that she never saw Lance for his full potentional.  After Lance runs away toplay double agent, she and the others start to see how much more he was (you don’t know what you got till its gone) but when she finds out the truth she forgets all that and focus on the parts of his personality that haven’t changed.  Like the flirting and the cockiness
  • Like both factors have become far, far more innocent but still
  • Never forget that Lance is basically Zuko in this too so he just sorta sits there and takes it while still trying to help.  He thinks Allura’s anger is justified, and to a point it kinda is but forcing him to sleep in the castle cells is too far Allura

HUNK

  • Hunk finds out and finally figures out all those inside jokes Lance’s family has that he previously never understood.  There are many, many of them.  Lance being an old af alien is the worst kept secret on earth is2g
  • With that in mind he takes it differently to the others.  Instead of being pissed about how much Lance kept from them he wants to know how much Lance’s family knows and Lance oblieges.
  • He’s not sure he has anything to be mad at when he finds out that everyone in Lance’s family knows the truth (hard to hide it really) and that older members know all about the galra, and even Lance’s checkered past.  He admits he doesn’t normally talk about that anymore but more because things have changed so much rather than him intending to keep it a secret so Hunk’s a little nervous around him but at the end of the day he trusts Lance

PIDGE

  • She’s pissed for all of 2 seconds
  • and then she remembers all that lance did for them while undercover and she’s pissed he took that risk
  • ‘cause he had to be subtle but lance made fighting the galra so much harder and led the crew to sam
  • she yells at him for pulling an aquaman, the could’ve killed him god damnit!
  • and Lance just shrugs like ‘sorry not sorry’

SHIRO

  • Shiro’s not sure how to handle it
  • On one hand, Lance did all this to save him.  On the other, Haggar’s been pretending Lotor was behind his recapture because she suspected Lance but had no proof and needed a figure head
  • So he tries not to act badly but at the same time he has trouble being not twitchy and freaked around Lance/Lotor
  • Lance notices and starts avoiding him and everyone notices that and the crew force them to talk it out and at least try to make things better

KEITH

  • Keith’s with Pidge, he’s pissed Lance took that risk.  Unlike with Pidge, Lance is able to agrue Keith would’ve done the same thing if he was secret the prince of the empire and everyone knows he’s right even if they don’t admit it
  • He’s also bitter because Lance didn’t tell him.  Like he doesn’t have a need to know he’s not the only galra on the team but he has a need to know.
  • He’s curious over Lance’s ‘normal’ appearance though, because it’s a mix between altean and galran while Keith himself looks only human.  The two talk about it and rope in Pidge and Hunk to try and figure out why and then they call in Coran when they realize Hunk and Pidge are both geniuses who focused in more mechinal sciences than biological.

CORAN

  • Coran knew
  • Almost from the moment he met Lance.  I feel he focused on more living sciences when studying, like he’s a mechnic and all but Altean machines seem to be really intune with people and their souls and such and Coran was interested so he learnt it all
  • He definitely learnt to point out a shifted altean 
  • and since he never trusted Lotor he made an effort to learn the differences between the halflings shifts and a normal pure-bloods shift so he notices quickly that it’s lotor 
  • He doesn’t say anything, Allura’s been through enough and the lion needs her pilot
  • He does keep an eye on Lance/Lotor, expect then Lance saves his life and Coran realizes that actually this person has changed.  Blue wouldn’t’ve choosen the Lotor I knew, she choose this Lance.  Plus he saved my life.  He is my favourite now.
  • And Coran protects Lance against any hate, even from Allura

anonymous asked:

When in the cave's scene there was still the debate of kneeling or not i was like: 'my God i can't believe you two kids haven't figured out already the solution! Hello!!! Marriage alliance, everybody???' lol I mean it's so fucking obvious, i swear, expecially when Jon said the Northerns wouldn't have followed a Southern ruler again, like yes, they would if SHE'S MARRIED TO THEIR KING!

I KNOW. I have gotten some asks like this before and I understand. I do kind of wish it would dawn on them myself haha. But at the same time, I really like that D&D have chosen to let their relationship develop FIRST. I want them to love each other when they actually get married so that no one claims it is JUST an alliance or JUST marriage of convenience. If love comes before marriage, I think it will be better and more rewarding when that marriage happens :)

Perfect - 1/1

“My Yoongichi, you’re still in here, right?” Seokjin asked while in the shower. Yoongi grunted in response, still confused as to why he was asked to stay in the bathroom with him while his hyung showered. He would have understood completely if Seokjin wanted to shower with him, but having to sit on the floor and entertain himself with the idea of being in there with Seokjin was probably what Seokjin wanted. ‘What a cruel hyung,’ he thought while staring at the steam covered glass that separated them. He could only barely see Seokjin’s figure beyond it. “I have a question and I need you to be honest with me, okay? Not that you’d lie to me about something like this, but I need your word.”
Yoongi’s eyes opened wide, ‘Things just got interesting.’ He wondered what was going to be Seokjin’s next words and he definitely hoped that they had to do with his dick (because he has to be honest, everything on Seokjin looks good and yes, Yoongi has seen it multiple times in their time rooming together). “I promise. I won’t sugar coat anything.”
Seokjin opened the glass door and stepped out, water still dripping down his body and he was very naked. Yoongi watched his skin get goosebumps from how cold it was out here than compared to the shower he just came out of and had to swallow the lump in his throat out of habit. ‘It’s right there and he’s letting me see it… God damn he looks so perfect,’ he thought while weakly keeping himself from jumping on Seokjin and taking him right there. “Do you think I look fat?”
Yoongi blinked. Of all things he could be asking, it’s that if Yoongi thinks he looks fat? He has the body of a god! A perfectly sculpted Adonis! “What?” Yoongi could barely look him in the eyes because of his perfect body and couldn’t understand why in the /hell/ Seokjin would ask him if he looks fat. Perhaps Yoongi is a bit biased for Seokjin’s body since he sees it all the time, since he hasn’t tried to date since before he became a trainee and that was also the last time anyone has purposely shown him their naked body.
“Am I fat? I’ve put on weight recently and I wanted to know if you could see it.” Seokjin pulled at his stomach, getting barely more than skin between his fingers. He then pinched the skin over his hips and looked concerned at the stuff he was feeling there. What is he seeing that Yoongi can’t?
“What?” Yoongi stood up and looked him over from higher up. He was still perfect, even from this angle where his dick wasn’t hanging less than a foot from his face. “You aren’t fat? There’s nothing but muscle that I see.” He let himself give in to some of his urges and ran his hands over Seokjin’s toned arms and bit his lip feeling the toned muscle there. He looked up and blushed when he noticed how embarrassed Seokjin was by his touches. Instead of moving away, Seokjin moved closer and gave him a weak hug, his head leaning on Yoongi’s shoulder and the water from Seokjin’s wet hair started soaking through his shirt.
“You’re too nice to ask about this… I should have asked Jimin or Kookie…” Seokjin muttered while he gripped the sides of Yoongi’s shirt at his waist. He seemed saddened by Yoongi’s answer and that made the younger angry. So, what if Yoongi thinks of his body so highly? Who’s going to do it if obviously Seokjin can’t?
“Me? Too nice? You asked for my opinion, hyung!” Yoongi pushed him away slightly to look him in the face. He put his hands on Seokjin’s cheeks and made him look him in the eyes. He could easily just kiss Seokjin’s plump lips if he wanted to, but he must hold himself back so if Seokjin was even interested in him, he would make the first move. Yoongi doesn’t want to push anything unless Seokjin wants him to. “Hyung,” A name for Seokjin he saves for few occasions, “you look perfect, like always. Don’t get so self-conscious.”
“It’s just –” Even in the steamy room, Yoongi could see his tears. He couldn’t help but think What an odd heart to heart we’re having in the bathroom… Seokjin is so handsome, even when he’s crying, no wonder he’s studying to become an actor. “When I was in the jungle, they wanted me to show off my body but I didn’t think it was that good… I didn’t do it…”
He wiped Seokjin’s tears with his thumbs and sighed, it hurt to see his hyung like this. “You don’t have to do anything you’re uncomfortable with, it’s okay.” Yoongi didn’t care that his shirt was going to get even more wet but hugging Seokjin was what he needed to do. He pulled him to his chest and let the elder cry on his shoulder. “It’s okay, it’s okay… I know you think you’re not perfect, but I think you are. I love you, hyung.”
Seokjin lifted his head from Yoongi’s shoulder and within the moment their lips were connected. Seokjin’s lips twitched while he was still crying, but it was proving how thankful he was for Yoongi speaking his mind like he always does. Seokjin’s fingers threaded through his dry hair, pulling on tangles with his wet fingers and their lips glided together. He mewled into Seokjin’s mouth while the elder pushed him against the sink. Finally, he was doing what he wanted to since Seokjin asked him to be in the bathroom with him in the first place. He gripped the sink and unconsciously moaned loudly into the kiss from how hard Seokjin was kissing him. It made Seokjin pull away and his eyes blew wider than normal. “I… I’m sorry.” Seokjin paused in his speech to start heading back to the shower. “I shouldn’t have done that. I’m sorry, Yoongi.”
Yoongi reached for his wrist but missed it as Seokjin got into the shower and slammed the door shut. He bit his swollen lips and let his arm go limp at his side. It was too good to be true, he should have known it was going to be like this before it happened.
“Is the laundry done yet? Can you go check for me?” Seokjin didn’t have to ask twice for Yoongi to leave. He left silently so he wouldn’t cause a bigger rift in their friendship.

Yoongi grabbed a water bottle from the fridge and overheard Namjoon and Taehyung talking in the living room. “Hyung, do you know what happened between Yoongi and Jin hyungs? They haven’t really been talking…” Taehyung asked while he sat on the couch across from the one that Namjoon was sprawled on, like a large awkward cat. Namjoon shook his head and dropped his phone onto his chest.
“Not at all.” He forced himself to sit up, Yoongi could tell from groan Namjoon made as he did. “I hope it’s not something important though. They should be back together in a couple days though.” Yoongi almost laughed aloud at the ‘important’ part, because apparently his love life isn’t ‘important’ to Namjoon.
“Back together?” Taehyung questioned his wording, just like Yoongi wanted to, but he was eavesdropping so he couldn’t. Namjoon rolled his eyes, nearly loud enough for Yoongi to hear in the kitchen.
“Everyone knows they’re basically married at this point, even Bang PD and Slow Rabbit hyung talk about how they’re meant for each other.” Yoongi almost choked on his water. Everyone thinks they’re together already? But they only just had their first kiss a couple of days ago! “It’s just a lover’s quarrel, it’ll be over soon, I promise.”
Taehyung smiled his trademarked boxy smile, holding his pinky out to Namjoon and getting a pinky promise on it. “Should we do anything to get them back together?” Taehyung asked, making this conversation much longer than Yoongi wanted him to. He just wants to leave the kitchen and all his embarrassment behind and hide in his bed for the rest of the day!
He heard Namjoon drink his bottle of water and how it crinkled as it landed back on the table. “Mm… As much as I want to,” He paused, getting a gasp from Taehyung, “I think it’s for the best if they sort it out themselves. Love is a tender and fickle thing, y’know? It’s best to let it run its course. Plus, I think Yoongi will hate us forever if we try to set them back up.”
“True.” Taehyung leaned back on the couch and crossed his legs with a hand on his chin, deep in thought. “But I don’t think I can handle seeing Jin hyung look so hurt for the fourth day in a row. He hasn’t talked about Yoongi hyung at all and he’s basically all that comes out of Jin hyung’s mouth.” He cocked an eyebrow up and it made Namjoon look like he had to think again. Yoongi felt his cheeks flush from the sudden knowledge Taehyung unknowingly gave him. Seokjin apparently talks about him a lot, which is quite the surprise, since Seokjin has a lot more responsibilities than just Yoongi as the eldest member of the group. “I don’t think we should set them up, but y’know… Give them some time alone to talk things out.”
“How do you suppose we do that?” Namjoon asked, matching his pose with Taehyung’s. Yoongi was sure he could hear both thinking from the kitchen. It was like rusty hamster wheels running through their minds… Why were they having to talk about this while Yoongi was still in the apartment? Why didn’t he just leave earlier, while Seokjin is still at the grocery store with Jeongguk and Jimin?
Taehyung leaned forward and took a drink from Namjoon’s water bottle. “Well, you and Hobi hyung can take us in the maknae line out for drinks and that’ll force Jin hyung and Yoongi hyung to spend time together.”
“Yoongi will want to go to the studio.” Namjoon brought up, making Yoongi feel more than a little guilty for using his studio as a point of refuge from Seokjin. It’s not that he’s avoiding Seokjin, because it’s obvious that Seokjin is avoiding him too. Yoongi’s only seen Seokjin twice in these four days since the incident.
“Managers Hobeom and Sejin can take us! That gets rid of both cars.” Taehyung looked confident in himself when he said that. Namjoon nodded, but held up a finger. “Do you really think that Yoongi hyung is going to use public transport or a taxi to get to the studio? I’ve never seen a man so willing to risk getting sick by never going out in sunshine.”
“Okay, you have a point, but that doesn’t stop him from walking to the studio.” Namjoon offered, making Taehyung sigh. “He ran to the airport when we forgot him here once. He ran all the way to Itaewon from here, Tae!”
“But that was something for all of us, we were going to Japan, and we all know how much he likes Japan. The atmosphere, the food, Kumamon, Seokjin hyung’s touching confession from our first concert there… He would never miss going to Japan for anything.” Taehyung retorted ending dreamily, making a rush of memories flood back into Yoongi’s mind. It made him tear up remembering Seokjin’s letter to him, but he had to stay strong, it would be wrong to let them know he was here with his tears.
“Okay, you have that too.” Namjoon sighed and grabbed his water bottle again to finish it off. “Well, if nothing of ours works, at least it’s the thought that counts, right?” Taehyung nodded and the two of them finally stood up and started heading to their shared room. Yoongi allowed himself to come out of the kitchen once he heard their door close.
However, when he walked out of the kitchen, the front door opened and he almost dropped his open water bottle when he thought it was Jeongguk, Jimin, and Seokjin. Instead, it was Hoseok getting back from practice. He was covered in sweat and a dour look on his face, but a smile appeared on his face when he saw Yoongi. “Oh, the devil appears!” He playfully yelled before stripping himself of the heavy winter clothes.
“Yah, why am I the devil?” Yoongi asked while he followed the younger man to his room after he slipped on slippers at the door. They entered the sensually sweet-smelling room and Yoongi flopped on the chair while the younger started changing into different clothes to get the practice ones off. “I asked you a question.”
“I heard you, old man, I was just thinking of why.” Hoseok pulled on one of Jimin’s shirts and shimmied his pants off in favor of shorts. “I don’t know, Jiminnie just started saying it the other day and it caught on. I don’t know what you did to Seokjin, but it was bad enough that Seokjin was nearly silent until yesterday.” He paused and flopped onto the lower bunk bed. “Not that you’d know, since I’m pretty sure you’re avoiding each other.”
“He’s actually avoiding me?” Yoongi asked, getting a tired nod from the younger man. He ran a hand through his hair and sighed. “I really did fuck up…”
“You admit your mistake. That is the first step to working toward a mutually beneficial solution.” Hoseok pointed at him and let his arm fall back onto the bed. Yoongi drank more of his water so he wouldn’t have to answer Hoseok immediately. “So, tell me the dirty deets, man. I don’t like living in the dark like this.”
It took all his willpower to not shed unnecessary tears over the incident and how Seokjin completely ignored him afterwards. “Well, Seokjin asked me to stay in the bathroom while he showered because he had a question about his weight.” Hoseok ‘oh’-ed and laid on his side to look at Yoongi while they talked. “And I kind of maybe told him I thought he was perfect and that I loved him no matter his weight or anything.”
Hoseok shot up with a large smile on his face and held his hands together happily. “You confessed! Why didn’t you tell me earlier, I would have taken you two out for drinks in celebration!” He clapped, but then stopped abruptly when the reason dawned on him. Yoongi watched the color drain from Hoseok’s face and his smile fall and just nodded toward the floor. “He rejected you, didn’t he? Is it because he’s not gay or what?”
“No… I guess it’s more complicated than that.” Yoongi rubbed the back of his neck while thinking of a way to tell Hoseok the truth without making him scream. “We… Kind of maybe kissed each other and I may have moaned and made him uncomfortable or something.”
“You actually kissed each other?” Hoseok was taken aback, barely holding his hands together now. He looked up at the mattress above him for a second. “Maybe he wasn’t ready for you guys to kiss or something?”
“He was the one who kissed me! I don’t know which one of us was rushing it!” Yoongi admitted, seeing a slight blush creep on Hoseok’s cheeks while the younger man thought about it. Yoongi sighed, letting the water bottle hang loosely from his hands. “I know what I did, but I don’t know why we’re avoiding each other… I just want us to go back to what we were.”
“Don’t you think it’s a little too late to go back?” Hoseok asked, receiving a glare from Yoongi before he had a chance to explain himself. “Hey, hear me out.” Hoseok held up a finger and smiled slightly. “I mean, he obviously wanted something to happen between you guys. Instead of asking you about his weight while he was changing or something like a normal person would, he insisted that it happen while he was naked and wet. But, I don’t think he was expecting to get a confession like that out of you, so maybe that’s why he’s avoiding you.”
Yoongi couldn’t argue with that logic, but it didn’t do anything to make him feel better. He just buried his head in his hands and wanted to fling himself off the face of the planet. He heard Hoseok get up and felt the younger man wrap his thin arms around Yoongi’s arms and shoulders. He didn’t move, but Hoseok embraced him tightly and pet his hair. Hoseok took his silence as self-pity (which, truthfully, it was) and cooed about how lovable and caring he is and how Seokjin would be lucky to have him if he realized what he’s missing.
It took a while for Seokjin and the boys to come home from the store. Since then, Yoongi had been in his room while he could hear Namjoon, Taehyung, and Hoseok conspiring on how to get them alone, with Jimin and Jeongguk joining in soon after. Dinner came awkwardly, Seokjin having made it all himself and Yoongi was in his room until it was served, making them the only ones out of the loop. The kids giggled through dinner, and would dodge Seokjin’s questions when he would ask what they’d be laughing about. Namjoon and Hoseok kept winking at Yoongi, making him even more nervous to be in the same apartment with Seokjin after they leave. It was easy to tell that it was making Seokjin angry and Yoongi was not excited to try to make things better with him.
“Hyung, Hobi and Joonie are taking us out for drinks!” Taehyung announced as soon as dinner was over. Taehyung grabbed Jimin’s hand and started pulling him to one of the bedrooms. “Let’s go get ready!” Jimin didn’t fight back and Jeongguk followed them with a smile on his face.
Seokjin started heading toward the bedroom but Namjoon grabbed his wrist. “We only wanted the maknae line to come with us. Yoongi’s having to stay too.” Namjoon gave a bashful smile but let go of Seokjin’s wrist to get ready with Hoseok. Seokjin looked over to the dining room where Yoongi was still sitting and for a split second, Yoongi could see pure fear on Seokjin’s face. He then watched Seokjin go after Namjoon and Hoseok to try to go drinking too.
Yoongi could only sigh. Not only did Seokjin make him lose all his confidence, but made it painfully clear that he didn’t want to be alone with Yoongi. He started clearing the table and waited for the fallout of the younger members leaving to go drinking.
Taehyung, Jimin, and Jeongguk came out first, and strutted their ways to the kitchen where Yoongi was doing the dishes (something he never does, but to try to make up to Seokjin, Yoongi is willing to do anything). “Yoongi hyung, do we look good?” Yoongi turned around and was shocked. They did look good, almost too good. Taehyung pushed his hair back with sunglasses to show off his caramel skin, and was wearing a tank top he modified a little bit ago with holes all over and a jean jacket. His pants were leather and tight, like the ones they promoted Run in. Jimin was in a striped long-sleeved shirt (which as it turns out, was also covered in small holes), a cap, and the same sinfully tight pants but with holes all over his thighs. He also wore one of the chokers, with a small bell that hung from the front. Jeongguk was in a league of his own, and by league of his own, he was wearing something like normal. Just a simple white tee with the front tucked into his jeans, and his jeans only having one hole in the left knee. Despite this, he still looked good. “I don’t normally like to wear such tight things in my free time, but it looks good, right?”
“Yeah!” Yoongi gave them a supportive smile, getting smiles from the kids when he said it. “You all look amazing! Are you sure you’re just going to a bar looking like that?”
“Namjoon hyung said he knew a good place.” Jimin said with a smile before they all turned around to see Namjoon and Hoseok come out of another bedroom. “Wah! Hobi hyung!” Jimin yelled before running at them to look at them closer. Namjoon was in a tight black turtleneck and loose-legged pants that looked like too big sweatpants, and to top off the look was a pair of small round sunglasses. Hoseok was in a tank top and a leather jacket and skinny jeans, choosing not to do anything with his hair but still looking great. It was hard to believe that it was the same man who comforted Yoongi earlier.
“Y’all ready for a party?” Namjoon asked, getting everyone to agree and smile widely. They went to the door and started to put their shoes on. Namjoon came over to Yoongi and elbowed him in the ribs. “Yah, we talked to Seokjin and he told us why he’s avoiding you, it’s pretty pathetic.”
Hoseok came over and wrapped an arm around Yoongi’s shoulder. He felt Hoseok’s nose poke his cheek and the younger whispered in his ear, “He thinks he took advantage of you. He doesn’t think you wanted to kiss him.” Hoseok pulled away when the door opened down the hall and a sad looking Seokjin came out. Namjoon and Hoseok glanced at each other and Hoseok whispered in Yoongi’s ear again, “We told him that he was wrong and he got angry and didn’t want to talk to us. He doesn’t think you’re bi and wanna suck his ass.”
“Shut the fuck up.” Yoongi pushed him away with a smile, catching Seokjin’s eyes only once before he went to coo over the maknae line’s outfits. “I hope you’re taking them somewhere safe.”
“Don’t worry, I’m a friend of the owner – Safest club for idols like us in all of Seoul.” Namjoon winked over his sunglasses. “I’m sure the boys will love the place, spacious and great bass… A great place to go for a night out. You and Jin hyung will have the whole apartment to yourselves. Especially since you won’t have a ride and back to the studio because Hobeom and Sejin have agreed to come with us just in case.” Namjoon ended that a little loudly, getting Seokjin’s attention and subsequent face of fear that was quickly hidden from all. Namjoon looked at the maknae line with a dimpled smile. “Y’all ready?”
“Yup!” Taehyung yelled loudly, followed by laughter from the others. They talked over each other while they started heading out the door, Yoongi only kind of hearing ‘good luck’s from them as they clamored out the door. It was surprising how quickly this was set up, but knowing them and their overall powerful persuasion skills, Yoongi could understand how they even got Hobeom and Sejin to come with them.
Just like that, Seokjin and Yoongi were alone. Seokjin disappeared while the younger members left and an oppressively awkward aura hung around the dorm. When Seokjin was gone, he just assumed that he went back to their room to play on his Nintendo or go to bed. Yoongi sighed and ran a hand through his hair. He decided to take the chance to finish doing the dishes so Seokjin wouldn’t have to. Maybe that would get him back on Seokjin’s good side, or at least tolerated side.
Except when that did not happen. Soon after Yoongi started, Seokjin screamed and he ran to the bathroom when he realized that’s where the scream came from. He flung open the door to see a livid (and very naked, again) Seokjin. “Min Yoongi is this your idea of a fucking joke?” Seokjin yelled while Yoongi closed the door behind himself very carefully. Seokjin threw his towel on the ground and slammed his hand on the door right next to Yoongi’s head. “You made me run out of hot water, asshole! What the fuck were you doing?”
Yoongi felt small and insignificant in front of his hyung, especially since it’s so rare to see him angry like this. He could see the fire in his eyes and Yoongi felt his eyes prickle with tears from being afraid of him. He’s only been hit by Seokjin once before, back in the trainee days (it’s a long story, but let’s just say Yoongi was in a terrible mood and almost broke someone’s wrist) and it hurt a lot then, but Seokjin has been working nearly daily since and it is going to hurt even more. “I–” Yoongi stuttered and Seokjin punched the door again. “I did the dishes! I’m sorry!” He yelled back, closing his eyes to shield himself from Seokjin’s anger. Every second that passed felt like an eternity and he was afraid that Seokjin was going to hurt him no matter what. “I didn’t know you were taking a shower!”
The way Seokjin breathed out sounded much softer than how he was breathing angrily. Yoongi cracked an eye open to see Seokjin’s eyes looking extremely regretful. Seokjin backed away and wiped Yoongi’s cheeks with his fingers. “I can’t believe I made you cry, I am so sorry, I didn’t think you would cry because of me. I thought you did it on purpose, you just didn’t know.” Seokjin rattled off apologies about yelling at him and scaring him until Yoongi couldn’t take it anymore and pushed him away.
“Hyung, stop apologizing. I know. I understand.” Yoongi wiped the last of his tears with his sleeve and sighed. He looked up at Seokjin’s face and saw how pink his cheeks were, and wanted to kiss him for a moment. He held back since he had just been scared by the naked man in front of him. “I’m going to go. I’m sorry.” Yoongi opened the door behind him and just left the room. He then went to their bedroom and sighed to himself as soon as he closed the door. It took all his self-control not to let himself collapse onto the floor, and his body moved on its own accord to his bed and he dug himself under the covers.
The door opened after a time without Yoongi perceiving its passing. It creaked slowly and his roommate walked in slowly. He didn’t move – He didn’t want to. He wasn’t allowed to leave, so he was going to do the only thing he could, hide in his bed until the others come back. But, they will be disappointed in him if he doesn’t do anything. After listening to Seokjin move about the room to get dressed, he decided that he could deal with them being disappointed in him.
He heard Seokjin’s breathing next to him and the sound of clothes rumpling was the loudest thing in the room. “Yoongichi… Um… Namjoon and Hoseok asked me, well, they told me to stop being such an idiot first, but they told me to do something before they left and I guess I should do it before they get back.” He felt the bed move as Seokjin put his arms on the bed, and more weight displaced it, meaning he put his head on his arms to look at the lump that Yoongi was calling his home for hopefully the rest of his life. “They told me that I should apologize for avoiding you so much these past couple of days. It… It wasn’t your fault. It was all me, really. Hoseok told me that you were blaming yourself for it when it’s really not, and Namjoon said that we need to make up because everyone is worried that we’re never going to talk again.” Seokjin sounded awkward. “He said this fight isn’t good for our marriage. He even offered marriage counselling.” Yoongi stifled a giggle of his own. “But um… Will you listen to why I avoided you for four days?” Yoongi nodded, trying his best so that Seokjin could see it through the blanket. “So, when I kissed you, I wasn’t really thinking about it because I was really touched that you would say something like that… I mean, you compliment all of the members but only when it is really important and I didn’t think my question was that important…”
Yoongi coughed and it sounded like Seokjin moved from where he was. It didn’t take long to figure out where he was when the elder pat his lower back, probably meaning to pat him higher up. He still didn’t want to come out of the blankets until Seokjin was done talking.
“For a second, I forgot everything. Like, I even forgot I was naked. But, I was just so thankful that you were being so nice when I was feeling so bad, I didn’t know how to show how thankful I was. I mean, I know you’re a professional so you probably don’t think of me as more than a friend…You do have pretty specific types, so I’m sure you wouldn’t be interested in me at all. I’m sorry that I took advantage of you like that.” Yoongi turned around there to cut him off and revealed himself. He reached over and grabbed Seokjin’s hand, entwining their fingers only slightly.
“Hyung, I have to apologize too.” Yoongi stared at their hands before getting comfortable enough to look Seokjin in the eyes. “I thought I scared you when I moaned into the kiss –”
“I thought you were going to push me away because I was being too forceful or something, I’m sorry.” Seokjin cut him off, but Yoongi glared at him.
“No, I wanted to kiss you. I was moaning because I was enjoying it.” He gave his blushing hyung a bashful smile. He’s confessing to Seokjin things that he’s been wanting to tell him for years now, but it’s weirdly not making him as nervous as he always felt he would be doing this. He never expected it to be like this though, laying in a nest of blankets on his bed while Seokjin sits on the floor next to him. “Honestly, you could have been rougher with me and I would have enjoyed it just as much.”
“But I didn’t think you liked me –” Yoongi pressed a finger to Seokjin’s plush lips to shut him up. Seokjin’s eyebrows furrowed like he couldn’t understand why Yoongi would like him at all.
“Seokjin hyung, if you asked me to marry you right now, I would say yes in a heartbeat. I wasn’t lying when I said I loved you – I am in love with you, no question about it. You’re more than just my type, you’re my best friend and the love of my life. I’ve been wanting to ask you to be my boyfriend for years now, and I’ve never known how to do it without messing it up… I even wrote you a song, but I was always too afraid to let you hear it.” Yoongi deeply blushed once he got the confession he’s spent years trying to make perfect, hoping he didn’t fumble over any of the words. Seokjin’s cheeks flushed a pretty color of pink and the tips of his ears soon became the same color, making it obvious that this made Seokjin embarrassed. He looked down and covered his face with his hand, and Yoongi could see a smile beneath it.
“Min Yoongi, I don’t know what to say…” He giggled and bit his bottom lip cutely. “I’d love to be your boyfriend, I love you too so much…” Seokjin looked really happy, but also really embarrassed by the sudden confession. “Here. Move over.” Yoongi did as he said and Seokjin crawled onto the bed with him, pulling the blankets over himself as he joined him. They looked each other in the eyes for a couple of seconds before Seokjin’s hand came up to his neck and pulled him into a gentle kiss.

If there was anything Seokjin is today, and forever to Min Yoongi… He is perfect.

Married
  • *in the lab*
  • Sherlock: *working*
  • Molly: *working*
  • Sherlock: *casually* Do you want to get married?
  • Molly: *pauses; looks around*
  • Molly: *confused* M-married?
  • Sherlock: To me, yes.
  • Molly: *chuckles nervously* Not...not 'married', though?
  • Sherlock: Yes.
  • Molly: *alarmed* What, like 'married'?
  • Sherlock: *irritated* Yes, married though.
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, but...it's not like a husband and wife type thing, is it?
  • Sherlock: *sighs* Yup.
  • Molly: *swallows* Well, we won't-
  • Sherlock: *fed up* Christ, Molly, yes. Married. You and I. I am talking having-dinner-wearing-rings-having-lots-of-kids-being-head-over-heels-in-love-spending-the-rest-of-our-lives-together married.
  • Molly: *smiles shyly* That is very married.
  • Sherlock: *nods*
  • Molly: *kisses his cheek* Okay, I'll marry you.
  • Sherlock: *smiles* I'd better get a ring, then.
  • Molly: *playfully slaps his arm*

dahhlek-is-dead-deactivated2015  asked:

i can't believe that tywin and joanna are cousins...

While brother/sister incest & parent/child incest (and Rhaenyra Targaryen marrying her uncle, Daemon) are considered an abomination in Westeros

(according to the Faith, “the gods hate incest. Look how they brought down the Targaryens.” Brother/sister incest was only tolerated among the Targaryens because, as GRRM says, If you have some huge fire-breathing dragons, you can get people to accept a lot of things that they might otherwise have problems with.” After the dragons died out, “the extent to which the Targaryen kings could defy convention […] decreased markedly“)

there are actually a lot of marriages between first cousins in Westeros!

Some examples of first cousin marriage in Westeros:

  • Tywin & Joanna Lannister
  • Rickard & Lyarra Stark
  • Jon & Rowena Arryn
  • Shella & Walter Whent of Harrenhal
  • Paxter Redwyne & Mina Tyrell
  • Viserys I Targaryen & Aemma Arryn
  • Aegon III & Jaehaerya Targaryen
  • Alyn Velaryon & Baela Targaryen
  • Aerys I Targaryen & Aelinor Penrose
  • Benfrey & Jyanna Frey
  • Alys & Jared Frey

Some proposed marriages between cousins in Westeros:

  • Lysa proposed a marriage between Sansa Stark & Robert Arryn
  • Wyman Manderly wanted to wed his cousin, Donella Hornwood
  • Cregan & Alys Karstark

Some affairs between cousins in Westeros:

  • Aegon IV & Daena the Defiant had a child together
  • Alyn Velaryon & Elaena Targaryen had two children together
  • Cersei & Lancel Lannister

So first-cousin marriage in Westeros is not that rare, actually. Quoting from this post

First, about the tradition of cousin marriage in general. In many societies it was (and is) considered better for many reasons to marry your cousin than to marry outside of the family. Some figures estimate that around 80% of all marriages historically were between 1st cousins. 20% of all marriages worldwide today are between 1st cousins. Those of us in the US have a cultural squick about such things, but even in the US 26 states allow marriage between 1st cousins. In fact, the US is the only western nation to have laws restricting such marriages. […]

As to the science, you share 12.5% of your DNA with a 1st cousin. You share 25% with an aunt or uncle, and I mention this for the Dany/Jon shippers, who have sometimes told me this is much less incestuous of a pairing. The chances of a non-related couple having a child with birth defects is 2 to 3%, and only slightly higher for 1st cousins (4 to 6%). More risky things have happened in Westeros.

There are lots of (relatively recent) historical examples of first-cousin marriage in our own world too. I mean, when viewed in a modern setting, I personally feel uncomfortable with first-cousin incest, but in a fictional, quasi-medieval fantasy setting such as Westeros, I’m gonna break out the phrase I usually frown upon and say, “things were just like that back then.” First-cousin incest is generally an accepted practice in Westeros, and GRRM even suggests the practice may have had political benefits

(The GOT wiki actually has some interesting things to say about incest in Westeros. Strangely, the ASOIAF wiki has no entry for incest, I had to come up with all those examples on my own, so I might have missed some.)

Gone Girl Quotes Sentence Starters (Warning:Swearing, Spoilers and Suicide Mentions)
  • +"What are you thinking?"
  • +"How are you feeling? "
  • +"What have we done to each other?"
  • +"What will we do?"
  • +"You fucking cunt!"
  • +"I'm the cunt you married"
  • +"I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt."
  • +"I killed for you.Who else can say that?"
  • +"We caused each other pain"
  • +"You two are the most fucked up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living."
  • +"I picture cracking her/his lovely skull, unspooling her/his brain, trying to get answers. "
  • +"What's the laptop for?"
  • +"You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?"
  • +"Actually, I have never found that to be true."
  • +"Whoever took her/him is bound to bring her back."
  • +"Everyone knows that 'complicated' is a code word for bitch."
  • +"We're so cute. I wanna punch us in the face."
  • +"I will practice believing my (enter relationship status role) loves me but I could be wrong."
  • +"Whatever they found, I think it's safe to assume that it is very bad."
  • +"Amazing fucking (enter name here) is getting fucking married!"
  • +"When two people love each other and they can't make that work, that's the real tragedy."
  • +"(Enter name here) took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. "
  • +"She/He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That's murder."
  • +"Go, you're my voice of reason. I need you with me on this."
  • +"I didn't touch you!"
  • +"I want a blood test! I want a paternity test!"
  • +"I love tests."
  • +"Come home, (enter name here). I dare you."
  • +"The girl with the giant cum-on-me tits."
  • "Octopus and Scrabble?"
  • +"(Enter name and surname here). You're probably the most hated man in America right now. "
  • +"Did you kill your (enter relationship status role ex;wife,husband,fiancee,brother,etc),(enter name here)?"
  • +"Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood?"
  • +"I'm so much happier now that I'm dead."
  • +"All I'm trying to do is being nice to the people who are volunteering to help find (enter name here)"
  • +"Boo hoo, I got laid off. Guess I'll fuck a teenager."
  • +"Well, we have our first clue."
  • +"Life. I don't remember the point."
  • +"Do you really want to be the couple that has a baby to save their marriage?"
  • +"To fake a convincing murder you have to have discipline."
  • +"You need to bleed. A lot"
  • +"Happy Aniversary"
  • +"Make sure the cops will find it."
  • +"I'll go out on the water with a handful of pills and a pocket full of stones."
  • +"I forged the man/woman of my dreams. "
  • +"We were happy pretending to be other people. "
  • +"We were the happiest couple we knew. "
  • +"And what's the point of being together if you're not the happiest?"
  • +"She/He actually expected me to love him/her unconditionally."
  • +"You think I'd let him/her destroy me and end up happier than ever?"
  • +"She/He doesn't get to win"
  • +"Grown-ups suffer consequences"
  • +"(enter name here) loved who I was pretending to be"

You know what’s funny? Joshifer reminds me of Stonefield in sooooo many ways

  • Tayvin: *start dating*
  • Kaylor shippers: no but that can't happen because she's dating Karlie
  • Tayvin: *continues to be in relationship and last longer then any of Taylors other relationships*
  • Kaylor shippers: I can't believe anyone actually believes this!
  • Tayvin: *get engaged*
  • Kaylor shippers: just watch right before the wedding, they're going to call it off and Taylor is going to come out! finally!
  • Tayvin: *gets married*
  • Kaylor shippers: omg i can't believe Taylor's being forced to Marry this cow!!! i feel sooo bad for her!!!!
  • Tayvin: *has babies*
  • Kaylor shippers: no those are actually conceived through a sperm donor and they're legally Karlie's, Calvin just has to pretend to be their dad to keep the illusion
  • Tayvin: *grows old together*
  • Kaylor shippers: omg i can't believe Taylor's team never let her come out, it really is tragic she wasn't allowed to be who she is :(
  • me, a gay with a degree in political science and extensive background in lgbt studies: an approach to lgbt+ issues that ignores our identities in favor of a "we are all human" approach and focuses on same sex marriage as the paradigm of lgbt+ human rights puts lgbt+ people at higher risk by shuttering pressing issues we still face and by creating a false narrative that we have achieved a higher level of equality than we actually have
  • every straight on the Internet: What The Fuck why are you Overreacting don't you know that the Homosexuals just want to be treated like straight I MEAN normal people I can't believe how wrong you are YOU CAN GET MARRIED NOW the gays have it easier now Stop Talking About Your Oppression

anonymous asked:

Pls cislate: "You can't be nonbinary. I know you're really a girl, because if you didn't have a vagina, your husband [who, side note, is agender and uses they pronouns] wouldn't have dated you, let alone married you. Also I'm attracted to you, so..."

Cislation:

Your gender is entirely dependent on who is attracted to you. Like me, I’m attracted to you, so I get to decide who you actually are.

Also, clearly the only people who exist are cisgender and heterosexual. Your spouse can’t be anything else but that, because I refuse to believe that anything else exists.


~ Mod L

anonymous asked:

one day we might see pictures from harry and louis' wedding and the thought of it makes me weak. can you BELIEVE? THEIR WEDDING. i really can't handle this idea. help

(Okay, seriously, what have I done to deserve this??)

Their wedding. Yes. I actually can believe, because if there are any two people in the world that I am certain will be getting married (y’know, if they haven’t already done it behind our backs), it’s those two. It’s kind of nauseating, really.

There will be a video compilation of every ungodly embarrassing moment of fond from the video diaries, proudly put together by Captain Niall himself, and they’ll be forced to sit through every last minute of torture they made us witness. (Which, as it should be. If I can’t unsee any of it, they shouldn’t be able to either.) Niall will record their reactions, which will look something like this… 

Except Louis will look much more embarrassed, because…like. Well. You’ve seen the videos diaries. (And if Niall knows what’s good for him, he’ll upload that reaction video to his Instagram. In full.)

We’ll get candid pictures like this posted on Instagram by friends and family.

Only, Harry’s hair will be long and luscious and probably pulled back in a bun at some point over the course of the night, Louis’ jacket lost along the way. They’ll be drunk off of expensive drinks and each other. Anne and Jay will post photos with their son-in-laws with cute little captions that will make us all cry. Harry will post a FULL COLOR photo of their hands linked, rings shining, to his Instagram. He’ll caption it something like, “Finally.” or “Always.” or, worse, “Spouses.” 

And you know what comes after all that? Babies. Lots of babies. 

harry and louis are really actually going to get married…… they’re going to meet each other at the altar and exchange tearful vows and kiss to seal the deal and their families and all of their friends will be there to witness it and they’ll be HUSBANDS

anonymous asked:

can't stop thinking about Louis reaction to Harry saying he wants kids even as young as they are like he looks so fucking happy like he can't believe he's actually got harry. also like 'shit harry don't look at me it's too obvious' but also like 'shit Louis stop grinning its too obvious' and it's adorable. I think that's one of the most obvious hints tbh

They both don’t even care that’s the best part. They are literally telling Barbara Walters and the rest of the world that they 100% want to get married and HAVE CHILDREN WITH EACH OTHER even as YOUNG AS THEY ARE. Louis looks at Harry with such conviction and love and excitement with no hint of embarrassment or doubt like some couples have when asked about having kids. And they are fucking 20 and 18

-Sara

anonymous asked:

PLEASE there's theories about tronnor getting married on the 24th and the circles representing wedding rings. people actually believe this. i can't.

OMG NOOO, THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD