can't believe i just used that

The News
  • Draco: Hey, Potter!
  • Harry: What do you want, Malfoy?
  • Draco: Have you heard the news?
  • Harry: ...what news?
  • Draco: *smirks* Figures. Well I just thought I ought to let you know. Poor Potter, always last to hear any piece of news concerning yourself.
  • Harry: *glares* Just tell me!
  • Draco: So eager! Very well. I'm bisexual.
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: what
  • Harry: This is your news?
  • Harry: This is your news that concerns me?
  • Draco: *narrows eyes* Well I should hope that it does.
  • Harry: *examines Malfoy*
  • Harry: *considers*
  • Harry: Touché. Pick me up at eight.
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So I ditched the pencil for a few days and learned the following:

  1. Using just a finger is hard
  2. Free-handing is hard
  3. Unless it’s Jotaro

ifidonthavetodoitiwont  asked:

*tentatively steps into your asks* ive actually never sent an ask or anything before bc imma shy little thing *deep breath* but literally after reading and re-reading PoL (and other fics) how many (million) times I just had to say that I love them and I can't even?? like WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO US and HOW DO YOU WRITE SO BEAUTIFULLY and UR EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE and UR KILLING US ALL. thank you for blessing us with all your works and ur ficlets omg everything u write. love it all <3

AWWW hello. Thank you so much for braving it and stepping into my askbox! I understand the feeling– I’m really shy, too– but I’m happy to see you here! AGH you read my fic! Like, multiple of my fic. *fireworks explode* Thanks.

I DON’T WANNA KILL ANYBODY I JUST WANNA DIE FROM VIKTUURI OVERLOAD

I love you's by characters
  • Clarke Griffin: I love you!
  • Commander Lexa: I'll always be with you.
  • Carmilla Karnstein: But it is so beautiful the way you try.
  • Laura Hollis: You know!
  • Nicole Haught: I know, baby.
  • Waverly Earp: I love her.
  • Spencer Hastings: Can I kiss you? Just one last time...
  • Toby Cavanaugh: I was building [the house] for you.
  • Alex Danvers: She's beautiful, she's so beautiful...
  • Maggie Sawyer: And I really just, I wanna kiss you.
  • Lena Luthor: Kara Danvers, you are my hero.
  • Kara Danvers: *as Supergirl* Kara Danvers believes in you.
  • Alison DiLaurentis: Those kisses weren't just for practice.
  • Emily Fields: Ali, you're not alone.
  • Max Caufield: You are all that matters to me.
  • Chloe Price: That's okay. We will [last]. Forever.
  • Clay Jensen: I'm not going. Not now. Not ever.
  • Hannah Baker: You are my favorite "What If?".
  • Beca Mitchell: Well, you saw me naked, so.
  • Chloe Beale: *starts singing Titanium*
  • Veronia Lodge: No matter what no boy will come between us.
  • Betty Cooper: *supportive wife*
  • Mark Sloan: We're meant to be.
  • Lexie Grey: It's like I'm infected by Mark Sloan.
  • Arizona Robbins: I can't live without you and our ten kids.
  • Callie Torres: Do not Calliope me.
  • Alex Vause: I heart you.
  • Piper Chapman: Doomed to be together.
  • Delphine Cormier: *Cosima might die* No, I won't let you.
  • Cosima Niehaus: I came back for you.
  • 800 yr old entity after being called upon: so, you're the one who- shit, how much blood is that? how deeply did you cut yourself?
  • me: uh... pretty deep, i guess? the book said summoning you would require.. a significant amount of blood.. so..
  • entity: well, you could've gone a little smaller and shallower, couldn't you? and you were planning on, what, just.. bleeding freely during the entirety of our conversation? after slicing your hand open with a knife that's older than you are? how foolish can you be? christ. you need to clean and cover that. like, right now. here. let me see.
  • me: it's not THAT bad plus i disinfected the knife beforeha-
  • entity: no. be quiet. we'll talk afterwards. or even.. while i'm helping you with your mess. but it needs to be taken care of, right now, and i truly don't feel like going to a hospital at this hour. they smell.. odd. uncomfortable places. anyway. c'mon. lead me to the antiseptics and bandages.
  • me: fine. i guess. Whatever
  • entity: i can't believe this... i can't even enjoy the fruit you left for me yet because i have to take care of YOUR irresponsibility.. actually wait let me grab a grapefruit then we can go.. oh, wait, are those peaches? i haven't had one in DECADES.. the pits are so neat-looking, aren't they? i used to save them because they really are just so funny-
  • me: clears throat and holds up hand
  • entity: ah. yes. right. i apologize. grabbing the fruit. coming. following.. you leading
  • Pidge: C'mon, just say it!
  • Keith, confused: No??? I don't understand why it's so important to you two....
  • Lance: Keith, my buddy, just do us this one favor.
  • Keith: .....
  • Keith: Fine.
  • Keith, while sprouting fluffy ears and turning purple: I'm going Galra???
  • Pidge: oh my god oh my god oh my go-
  • Lance: holy shit I can't believe he did it

Friendly reminder that Klaus’ letter was preceded by “that is the beginning of another story”, which is meant to highlight key components in the letter, such as Klaus wanting to thank Caroline in person. This suggests that they do eventually meet up, and that their meeting is not a mere fleeting chapter in their lives.

This isn’t a nod to their friendship. They’ve never been just friends. This is a promise of a romantic future. 

There is no doubt in my mind that if Caroline and Klaus were to ever reunite (and according to the finale they do) that Klaus would want something romantic from her. And if you believe otherwise, you’re kidding yourself. 

However long it takes is a throwback to a romantic scene. A romantic scene that suggests a promise of a romantic future between the characters. This isn’t mere banter between friends. Because Caroline has never been just a friend to Klaus. It’s a promise of a romantic future. 

“that is the beginning of another story”
“however long it takes” 

Eventually this story will be realized. And it isn’t a story about friendship. 

Renamed Dear Evan Hansen Songs
  • Anybody Have a Map?: the mom song™
  • Waving Through a Window: the only song you've heard of you aren't a fan of the show
  • For Forever: this would be a very sweet song if it weren't all LIES
  • Sincerely, Me: kiNKy
  • Requiem: I'm emo about not being emo
  • If I Could Tell Her: you kissed Zoe Murphy on her brothers bed??? After he DIED?
  • Disappear: tonight the role of Evan's conscience will be played by the ghost of Connor Murphy
  • You Will Be Found: #inspirational
  • To Break in a Glove: It's a Wheel, Evan
  • Only Us: this would be a very sweet love song if it weren't based on LIES
  • Good for You: you done messed up, Evan
  • Words Fail: this song turned me goth
  • So Big/So Small: the mom song™ extreme edition
  • Finale: I can't believe I only just realized there are only eight people in this cast also I'm crying bye

i can’t stop laughing about how many people have seen vox machina together in their entirety

and at least some of them have to have noticed that every single member of the party wears a single stud earring on one ear but never saw them actually use the earrings to communicate

so they’re just out there, assuming that the saviors of tal’dorei decided at some point that the only true way to express their friendship was for all of them to go out and get identical friendship earrings

I just wanna be sappy for a minute and shout out our flawless captains Amy and Sarah because tbh they are everything I could’ve ever dreamed of. I mean they are the definition of ‘gonna give the gays everything they want’ lmfao. It’s amazing.

Let’s break this down. Besides loving Root and Shaw more than probably all of us combined, they even play into our headcanons. How long had we been yelling that Root was alive? Forever and then here comes Sarah saying 'yes you’re right, she is’. Not only that but then they both improvise a new ending for us to solidify that Shoot was endgame. They had no scripts, no nothing. They just thought of something real quick and went for it and it was perfect lol; also shout out to the fact that Amy was willing to improv a fan fic if someone had one lying around lmfao. Who does that??? Only our captains.

And that’s not it, Sarah also mentioned that 6741 was only as Shoot heavy as it was because her and Amy read fan suggestions on twitter and wanted to give us what we wanted. I cry???

I mean the fact that Sarah even went to the con knowing she never does cons meant a lot, they wanted to continue keeping Shoot alive and I’m just so grateful tbh. Not to mention the occasional selfies they give us. They feed us so well and make shipping Shoot so much fun???

Not only do we have a perfect neurodivergent interracial canonly endgame ship but also the cutest captains. Me? Getting over Root and Shaw? It’s like never happening. We are so blessed.

Ghost Adventures Starters
  • "I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."
  • "I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."
  • "Is this spirit being a smartass?"
  • "You look great for being... not alive."
  • "Ghosts don't even like me."
  • "It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"
  • "Are you banging your head on the wall?"
  • "Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."
  • "If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"
  • "Here I am in the sugar shack!"
  • "I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"
  • "I can't wait to get locked in here."
  • "Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."
  • "Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"
  • "I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."
  • "Wait, am I standing on his grave?"
  • "I have respect for all spirits... except for you."
  • "I just wanna see where the massacre took place."
  • "This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."
  • "I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"
  • "I smell beautiful."
  • "Do you see that? Because I can't, either."
  • "You have reached your final desination. Hell."
  • "This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."
  • "This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."
  • "It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."
  • "Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."
  • "Thank you for knocking."
  • "I've got a teddy bear for you!"
  • "Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"

me: nursery rhymes are so stupid like I just don’t get why they’re used so-

nct: if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

me: 📢📢IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT🗣🗣🗣CLAP YOUR HANDS📢📢📢

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HUGE BSD SPOILERS but i’m just here to be happy about my beautiful capitalist trash man coming in to save the day, god bless america f scott key fitzgerald

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!! HAPPY ONE YEAR WITH ASTRO !!

in this photoset you can see just a fracture of all astro did in their first year as a group. things these six boys accomplished in a year is stunning. they managed to create their own fresh sound, participate in various events, become faces of brands, participate in a number of variety programs while simultaneously working to put out new music every 3-4 months. thank you for your hard work, astro. thank you fantagio for molding these six bright boys into a group and a family. thank you astro for all the happiness you made us feel over the past year. thank you for the heart-warming music you put out. thank you for making every concept about your fans. thank you for loving us unconditionally. thank you for being born. i love you more than i could express.

let’s go together forever!!

  • *video of Jikook making out gets leaked*:
  • Some people: Can't you see it's just the angle? Stop being delusional.
  • Jikook: No no we were actually kissing!!!
  • Some people: A brotherly kiss, It's not like the kiss foreigners have. All males in Korea do it. I learned to use Google Translate so I know. BELIEVE ME!

@ffxvrarepairsweek: Day 7 - Hobbying

Pairing: Ignis/Aranea

No one can tell me that Ignis didn’t have any musical education at court and he totally plays piano. It’s one of the few things he can do perfectly without his eyesight and he picks it up again. Aranea loves listening to him playing and tries not to distract him too much.