this is a weird thing to headcanon probably but i have a cold and i keep sneezing and that made me think about different types of sneezing
jack: has an adorable sneeze, the kind that makes every single person near him go “oh my god, that was so cute!”. nobody expects that high-pitched “cheww!” sound to come from jack, but it does.
bitty: the quietest sneeze. people often don’t even realize he was sneezing; just “why did you randomly cover your face for a moment”
shitty: his sneeze sounds strangely like “uh-BRAH!”. how??? it is a mystery
lardo: the loudest sneeze. she’s the kind of person who shouts when she sneezes, and gets annoyed looks from everyone in the library.
holster: always sneezes in threes, but there’s a longer time than usual between his sneezes, so he always gets “bless you”’s for every sneeze and it’s awkward.
ransom: always has really long buildup to his sneezes, often he thinks it was a false alarm, but then the sneeze comes with no warning. “[moments of silence while he stares up at the ceiling but nothing happens]….sorry, i thought i had to snee-CHOO”
nursey: somehow always manages to be taking a sip of something when he sneezes, causing his drink to squirt out of his nose. it’s awful.
dex: nobody has ever seen him sneeze, but rumor has it his sneezes are legendary. every now and then a clip of strange sound will circulate with someone claiming it is a Dex Sneeze, and usually ends up being exposed as a hoax. can dex even sneeze? are they real? i want to believe.
chowder: really shorts sneezes, but really many of them..his record is 15 in a row
tango: always has those really excessive buildups, like “uh-uh-uh-uuuuh-CHOO!”
whiskey: somehow remains straight faced through his entire sneeze. seriously, he doesn’t even close his eyes. it’s weird.
I’m sure I’ve posted this before, but I still love the headcanon that right after Sailor V joins the team and is like, “Guess what! I’m the Moon Princess!” and everyone’s all “sounds legit. You look like a moon princess to me” that they’re all hanging out having a Senshi meeting or something and Rei gets a kind of thoughtful look on her face like when you’re brain is j u s t walking into some fridge logic and she’s like
“Wait. So what does the V stand for?”
And Minako’s just like, “Um…? It’s, um-? What?”
And Rei’s like, “You know? Sailor V? Why V?”
and this is manga-Minako so her English is notsogood, so she’s like Fuck Fuck, words that start with V??? And she’s looking at Artemis like (you little fucker you came up with the codename in the first place you couldn’t have picked something more subtle there is literally only one planet that starts with V and it isn’t the goddamn moon) and he’s like “don’t look at me, I honestly didn’t expect any of these Japanese kids to notice” and they are both under-the-radar panicking and then all of the sudden Ami is like
“Oh! It’s the roman numeral for five! Because you’re the fifth and final soldier, who originally was our princess!”
And Minako is just like Yep, That’s It, Wow You’re Smart, So Good For Catching On, That Has Definitely Always Been The Explanation The Whole Time.
like weeks after the Dark Kingdom debacle is good and dealt with Ami wakes up in the middle of the night, remembers this, and smacks herself in the face.
It wasn’t that much from the last time I did something like this but I missed it, I’ve been somewhat lost from this place, changed urls twice (sawtsuki and shinvbu) in less than two months so I needed something to “call” those blogs I included a year ago. I can’t believe that this blog it turned two years old when before I didn’t even know about this place existed lol. And worst of all is that I completely forgot it and remember it in the most trivial way, so I apologize in advance for the lazy edit, I seriously did something fast but very significant ♥
I will be brief to thank everyone, I have just reached the 25k followers & two years this time since I run this blog, seriously, THANK YOU for continuing to follow me, especially for those who have noticed “changes” in my blog, above all.
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