can't be bothered to tag everyone

Kuro Characters as Memes
  • <p> <b>Sebastian:</b> nyan cat<p/><b>Ciel:</b> how to talk to short people<p/><b>Real Ciel:</b> dark kermit<p/><b>Wolfram:</b> all your base are belong to us<p/><b>Sieglinde:</b> if you know what I mean<p/><b>Alois:</b> gangnam style<p/><b>Claude:</b> thank you for (not you) ...<p/><b>Nina:</b> the dress<p/><b>Lizzy:</b> she protec but she also attac<p/><b>Ronald:</b> damn daniel<p/><b>Grell:</b> you're doing amazing sweetie<p/><b>Othello:</b> me, an intellectual<p/><b>William:</b> *making my way downtown, walking fast* *walking faster*<p/><b>Vincent:</b> don't talk to me or my son ever again<p/><b>Diedrich:</b> *record scratch* *freeze frame*<p/><b>Viscount Druitt:</b> ya like jazz?<p/><b>Bard:</b> kill it with fire<p/><b>Finny:</b> precious cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure<p/><b>Mey Rin:</b> Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about that. It does that all the time<p/><b>Abberline:</b> this is the future liberals want<p/><b>The S4:</b> the evolution of dance<p/><b>Soma:</b> I want to love and support you<p/><b>Agni:</b> guess I'll die<p/></p>

someday i’d like to break into jj abram’s house and beat him over the head with a box. then when he asks me who i am and why i’m doing this, i’ll tell him it’s a fucking mystery and then beat him over the head again for the next two years or so

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It’s the last day of @miraculous-weeks‘s AU week so how about this: WRECK-IT IVAN?

Seriously, you could swap out half the cast either way and the plots would remain exactly the same, that’s how well it fits.

- Ivan as Ralph, he’s giant and scary but actually adorable (not to mention, Stone Heart going around and wrecking Paris anyone? The most Ralph thing ever)
- Nino as Felix, because he’s adorable and wears a cap and is an actual polite sweetheart who likes to have fun :D
- Alix as Vanellope - THEY ARE LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME PERSON. TINY RACERS WHO ARE HELLBENT ON WINNING.
- Alya as Calhoun, she’s so hardcore and awesome and loves action and adventure!! (+DJwifi can exist now, yaaay)
- Nooroo as Sour Bill, having to obey the villain no matter what and is the only one to know the villain’s secret identity… save them both pls
- Chloe, Sabrina and Kim as Taffyta, Candlehead and Rancis. Chloe’s the head bully, Sabrina’s her sidekick who does everything she says, and Kim… just kinda sticks around and is a dork. (And also everyone ships Vanellope and Rancis so like there’s always heartrate if you’re into that?)
- Hawk Moth as Turbo. Whoever Hawk Moth is beneath the mask, that’s King Candy.

Bonus - please imagine this scene but with Ralph and Vanellope:

ok so recently i hit 2,500 followers (!! that’s a lot!) and i want to thank all my lovely mutuals!! even if we’ve never spoken i appreciate all my mutuals a lot and i love seeing you guys on my dash <3 so here’s a list of all my mutuals!! i really hope i didn’t miss anyone, faves are bolded:

A-H:

@bechnaesun @biicanariies @c-ardamom @closetlesbianvilde @dagfordag @eksild @emkayss @evabakken @evakviigmohn @evakviigmoon @evalienmohn @evaliens @evalovesvilde @evamohns @evenandsana @evqmohn @gayvildeee @gayvildelien @henrikholmz @henrkholm @hufflepuffeven

I - N:

@illuminetic @isakdeilig @isakhvaltersen @isaksbestpillow @isakvalt @isakvalterson @josteninski @julieandem @kaerlighet @kierensczerny @kroppendintrengerpotet @kviiglien @lesbian-noora @lesbianvilde @lienhellerud @lovedisak @metaphoricallocker @mikaelsyousef @mountraven @noora-liksom @nooraes @nooralikesgirls @noorasevas @northernneverland

O - Z:

@pansexualmahdidisi @queensanna @quoteskam @ravenclawisak @ravensreyes @reginaandyolanda @sanaandthesun @sanahtml @sanasols @siwrenate @skamda @skammedxevak @skammywham @stayinherewithyou @sunlesbianvilde @tarjeiandhenrik @tessalabessa @theskamgirlsmatter @ttarjei @ulrikkesfalch @valtersen-isak @valtersns @valttersen @vildehellerudlien @vildeliehn @yooaeng @yousefsanas

thank you to all my followers i appreciate you all a lot, thanks for getting me to 2.5k <33333

anonymous asked:

these pride month foods are really half assed and it would have been better if you didn't bother at all because no matter what you can't cover all the different "identities" out there now. if you want to do the same thing next year, just stick to the LGBT and you'll have hit the umbrella's that everyone in the community can fall under

I don’t really appreciate this, because I’m trying really hard here. I understand your point but I would like to try and include as much as I can, so hopefully you’ll respect that and just appreciate the videos for what they are. If you can’t do that, feel free to block the “pride” tag so you don’t have to see them.

  • Riko: Oh, yeah, by the way, Hyuuga was wondering if he could put his enormous tool in my box.
  • Kagetora: HE WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU-!
  • Hyuuga: *Holding up a giant wrench* It won't fit in my bag, you see.

Happy birthday, Undertale!

I could go on a whole spiel on how this little game impacted my life. But I wouldn’t know what to say, and we’d be here all day. In short though, it reminded me of how determined a person I am (and have always been), as well as helping me find confidence within myself. At the time, a year ago, I was in a similar place as say, Alphys or Napstablook. I really wasn’t happy with myself, but upon experiencing this game and being introduced to such confident characters as Papyrus, Undyne, and Mettaton, I found myself building my own confidence over the past year, and it shows. I’ve never felt so pleased with my own art before, or so optimistic that I can draw whatever I set my mind to. I’ve been drawing these characters for almost a year now, and now I find myself with more than half a thousand lovely people taking interest in the silly things I draw. Now there are aspiring artists following me, inspired by me….I never thought I’d come that far, to be an inspiration to others….

While I still have a lot of confidence to build socially, I feel like I’ve come a long way…and so have many other people. This game has come a long way in the people it’s impacted around the world. Thank you, Toby Fox, for creating this game, for reminding us all to stay determined.

“AND EVERYONE…THANK YOU.

YOU’VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!”

Sonic Forces: *only allows tag teams between Modern Sonic and Custom Hero*

Fist Bump: The two of us are holding the key!~

Modern Sonic: *barely speaks a word to Classic Sonic*

Custom Hero: *is constantly in awe of Modern Sonic’s entire personality*

Everyone other than Tails: *forgets that Classic Sonic’s even there and rarely talk to him*

Classic Sonic: *looks into the camera like he’s in The Office*

okay, so i have this headcanon (inspired from quite a few fics and my own wishful thinking) that the champions can talk to link once he’s freed their divine beast, which would make sense as everyone always says something to link when he uses their ability. 

but, in the DLC, you’re on the great plateau, and when you try re-turn on your champion abilities, it says “Cannot be used now.”. So imagine the champions freaking out, thinking link had died or something. 

anonymous asked:

Do you ever get bothered by the amount of Chudley asks? I love him as much as you all (or do you all hate him? i can't tell and i'm too scared to ask), but you do so much more work than that, and it all deserves recognition too

it does really bother me lmao.. i mean the asks themselves dont bother me but just the whole…concept? its kind of exasperating having everyone care so much about one dumb inside joke from 9 months ago. like i honestly dont know why people still think hes funny. i have all my art tagged now which helps people sift through i guess but im still self conscious about it, i just feel bad ignoring asks

Rogue One: The Homoerotic Volleyball alternate ending

My boyfriend came up with an au based on the rogue one team having to participate in a beach volleyball tournament on scarif to win the Death Star plans from the empire. Top Gun style. 

 - Chirrut is flipping all over the place and swinging his staff around but not actually hitting anything. Baze is hovering just behind him and actually hitting the ball, but pretending Chirrut did it like ‘wow Chirrut you really got a good one in there babe’ and Chirrut without missing a beat is like 'yeah thanks the force works in mysterious ways’
 - tbh Chirrut is only doing this as an opportunity to get shirtless in front of everyone else. Suns out guns out.
- Baze participates in the majority of the match with as little movement as possible. At one point he’s got a burger in one hand that he’s slowly working his way through. 
- Bodhi is up the front trying to spike the ball but he keeps missing it because he is just. Too small. Kaytoo keeps trying to point this out but Bodhi keeps spinning around with tears in his eyes like 'no I can do it please let me try again’ so they let him
- Kaytoo keeps 'accidentally’ serving the ball into the back of Jyns head
- Krennic is the captain of the empire’s team. He’s shirtless like everyone else except he still has the cape on
- Galen throws the match for the empire and they have to hand over the plans

tfw you’re at that point in a fic where you just want them to stop fucking around and talk for christ’s sake. 

he’s jealous of the amount of time/attention his best friends, and brothers, are paying to her. 

she wants full, legal custody, of the kid she’s been there for when his mother decided being a junkie was better than motherhood. 

is2g literally 2 fucking sentences. with the other actually stopping to listen and pay fucking attention to what’s being said. 

i mean i kind of get it. there needs to be some drama to make a fic be more than, like, 2 chapters. but this is fucking ridiculous. 

i know, i’m not normally this direct when referencing a fic that’s bothering me. what can i say, i’m a huge proponent of the vague-blog. but when the author has the characters being this obtuse i can’t. 

So, I had an idea. Imagine that Parson is outed, and idk why but the media ends up believing that he is dating Bitty. Now, the fact that he is gay is not that much of a surprise (my sis always told me that the kind of rumours that exist about you tell almost as much as the truth. And if twice a month there was a ‘KENT PARSON SPOTTED AT A GAY CLUB/BAR’ rumour going round, eventually people assume that he might not be completely straight. Also, all the shipping back from juniors and also newer shipping). So Parson is gay, the WOW factor is mostly that he is the first out player, rather than the fact that he is actually gay.

And then there is the fact that he is ‘dating’ Bitty. And that is news. Imagine all the headlines:

KENT PARSON LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH THAT HE FINDS A GUY THAT IS BASICALLY HIM BUT SHORTER AND NICER

PARSON, SO OBSESSED WITH ZIMMERMAN THAT HE STARTED DATING HIS LINEMATE

PARSON’S ONLY COMMENT IS THAT ERIC IS A GOOD BAKER WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS ALLEGED BOYFRIEND. IS THE STOMACH REALLY THE BEST WAY TO A BOYS HEART?

ERIC BITTLE, PARSON’S ALLEGED BOYFRIEND, SAYS THAT PARSON HAS A NICE CAT WHEN ASKED ABOUT WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT HIM

GUIDE ABOUT HOW TO KEEP A SECRET BOYFRIEND, FROM ERIC BITTLE:

1. Deny that you have a secret boyfriend in the NHL: When first ask about it, ERB completely denied being in a secret relationship with one of Hockey’s hottest boys. (But we could see your blush!)

2. Act completely surprised when asked directly about it: ERB looks so confused in this picture (KParticle.png) when asked about his relationship with Kent Parson. Such a good actor!

3. Vehemently deny dating Kent Parson: Despite all his lies, we can see through him. His vlog constantly mentions a ‘secret boyfriend’ who is not out, and who else could it be than Las Vegas bad boy, Kent Parson

KENT PARSON SAYS THAT HE IS GOING TO SPEND HIS VICTORY WITH A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE, TWITTER HYPOTHESISE THAT HE MEANS SAMWELL HOCKEY TEAM MEMBER ERIC BITTLE, HIS ALLEGED BOYFRIEND

LATER CONFIRMATION SHOWS THAT PARSON MEANT HIS CAT WHEN SAYING A ‘VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE’. SUCH A NICE GUY AND GOOD SECRET BOYFRIEND!

FALCONER’S JACK ZIMMERMAN, EX TEAMMATE OF BOTH KENT PARSON AND ERIC BITTLE, COMMENTS THAT HE IS WEIRDLY AMUSED AND CONFUSED AT THE SCANDAL BETWEEN HIS TWO EX LINEMATES

“I am not really sure of what to think about it all. The issue is weirdly amusing, if I am honest. From my perspective this scandal is incredibly confusing.”

“So are the speculations of their relationship real?”

“No. It would be a bit weird if they were.”

“Do you say that because they used to be your linemates?”

“… yeah?”

And stuff like that. Everyone who really know what is going on is really confused(”Bitty! Why didn’t you tell us that you are dating Parson! We are your team” “But I am not dating him.” “Yeah, that’s what a secret boyfriend would say”), because why would the media think that. But they are also very amused by the fact that almost everyone is convinced that the reason why they are dating is because they look so alike. The internet is convinced that Parson’s type is himself, and Bitty looked closed enough and they all managed to find ‘evidence’ that they were dating. Parson didn’t even remember who Bitty was when first asked about him, and when the journalist had to genuinely use the ‘like you but shorter’ description to trigger his memory everyone just realised that they were ‘right’.