can't always have it all

straight ppl r so fucking weird dude

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Favourite characters: Summer Smith (Rick and Morty)

You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, dad. You love them unconditionally.

when you wake up remembering that you’re supposed to remember something but you don’t remember what it is that you’re supposed to remember

oh, hello! hello! i love you!

thank you SO much for the lovely messages all of you have sent me. honestly. they warm my heart. i love you ALL and don’t worry, i’m alive, i promise. i’ve just been back and forth between doctors and there have been so many blood tests my arm’s refusing to talk to me anymore.

tomorrow, i think they can finally tell me what the heck is up, so! 

and have i told you how excited i am to share chapter six with y’all tomorrow?!

what do you mean i hadn’t told you. oh.

well, yes, YOU GET CHAPTER SIX TOMORROW, FINALLY. 

and this is for realsies. like, for realsies realsies this time. it needs to be beta’d, and that might take a while, because it’s nearly 80k (or maybe a little more, i’m looking through it rn), so, you know. cannot be tonight.

thank you guys for sticking with me and believing in me and sending me so many encouraging messages. you all are STILL the reason this fic is still alive. I LOVE ALL OF YOU and special shoutout to my bae @alsclightwood who’s literally seen me through this hell of a fucking month and been by my side through it all and encouraged me when i was literally crying about how terrible i felt and promised me i wasn’t being whiny for talking about my health and how i couldn’t find the will to write.

I LOVE YOU BABE

again, i’m super excited for you guys to read this chapter. like, i don’t actually know how good it is, but there’s a lot of evak, so???? hopefully living through three and a half chapters of no interaction is starting to be made up by these chapters

goodbye! i will see you tomorrow! hopefully i will be alive and in good spirits! 

  • you: magnus dragged alec into that photobooth
  • me, an intellectual: there was only one man holding back in those photos and that man was NOT alexander lightwood
  • Me: *turns up at my parents house in 2022 dressed in all black, the number 6 tattooed in red on my forehead, wearing a pentagram necklace, and my hands covered in blue and red glitter*
  • Mum: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SINCE APRIL 2017! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?
  • Me: soz. i think i accidentally joined a satanic crafting cult...

anonymous asked:

Would you guys be wiling to do one that doesn't have Steve in it but is all about Steve? I'm thinking of Fury's initial meeting w/ Sharon asking her to protect Steve. Then, subsequent meetings where she reports relevant happenings. But since there are no relevant happenings (until TWS), Sharon's reports consist mainly of Steve's general comings and goings, his lame attempts to hit on her, and the embarrassing stuff he does when he's alone.

“Did you think I didn’t know?”  Fury raised an eyebrow.

“I think my recruiter didn’t look into it.  I expected you would know, sir.”  Sharon stood at parade rest, only allowing the slightest twich of her lips towards a smile.  

Fury hummed.  “It’s why you’re here.  And not why you’re here.”

“Sir?”  She liked Suduko, crosswords and thousand-piece puzzles.  Fury was more like one of the Fates speaking in riddles than anything else.  

“I chose you for this assignment because Former Director Carter wouldn’t trust anyone else with this detail.  I also chose you for this assignment because regardless of whose blood you’ve got, you’re the only one I trust with this assignment.”

Sharon let out a slow, steady breath, feeling the tension bleed out of her shoulders.  “Thank you, sir.”

***

Fury was mulling over a stack of paperwork, steam curling from his World’s Best Boss mug that sat at his left elbow. (She was pretty sure it was a gift from Natasha).  

“Your monthly report, sir.”

Fury looked up, and sat back.  “Go on.”

“Exercise commences at 0400 hours each day, and ends at 0600. Grocery shopping every other day, a—“

“—Single or multiple trips?”

“Supersoldiers only need single trips, sir.”

Fury smirked and sipped his coffee.

“Between 1400 and 1600 hours each Sunday he cleans and sings.  He orders take out once each week, only on Saturdays for his weekly movie marathon.  He’s reached the 80s, if I’m not mistaken.  There were a lot of lightsaber noises and don’t-you-forget-about-me’s coming from his apartment last week.  And the joke about his midday coffee run being ‘A mission from God’.”

“Anything unusual or concerning to report?”

“The number of times he’s watched Indiana Jones is concerning.”

“Oh?”

“He was reckless in the field before, sir.  I worry what new ideas he’s been picking up.”

Fury smiled, all teeth.  “This is exactly why I chose you for this assignment, agent.”

anonymous asked:

what's the best, most iconic johnlock quote?

Well I will approach this in two ways. ACD Canon quotes and BBC Sherlock quotes.

ACD Canon : 

  • “It may be that you are not yourself luminous, but that you are a conductor of light. Some people without possessing genius have a remarkable power of stimulating it.” 
  • “You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion.” 
  • “I know, my dear Watson, that you share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum routine of daily life.” 
  • “You’re not hurt, Watson? For God’s sake, say that you are not hurt!“ It was worth a wound – it was worth many wounds – to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking. For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as of a great brain. All my years of humble but single-minded service culminated in that moment of revelation.” 
  • “I have never loved, Watson, but if I did and if the woman I loved had met such an end, I might act even as our lawless lion-hunter has done. Who knows?” – The Devil’s Foot. “By the Lord, it is as well for you. If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive. Now, sir, what have you to say for yourself?” – The Three Garridebs.
  • “The relations between us in those latter days were peculiar. He was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and I had become one of them…..I was a whetstone for his mind. I stimulated him. ”
  • “I am lost without my Boswell.”
  • “…If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city…. ”


BBC Sherlock:

  • “You’ve got a boyfriend then? Which is fine by the way.” “I know it’s fine.”
  • “I am happy to play the fool. For you.”
  • “You, it’s always you John Watson. You keep me right.”
  • “I don’t mind.” “Anytime.”
  • “I’m glad no one saw that.” “What?” “You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.”
  • “Take my hand.” “Now people will definitely talk.”
  • “You look sad, when you think he can’t see you.”
  • “I have a date” “that’s what I was suggesting”
  • “It(Sherlock Watson) could work.”
  • “Dinner?” “Starving.”
  • “You are a great boyfriend. Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man…Don’t make me compete with Sherlock Holmes.”
  • “I’m his doctor.” “And only a fool argues with his doctor”
  • “The stuff you wanted to say but never did. Say it now” “No. I can't”
  • “There’s something I’ve always wanted to say but never have”
  • “You being all mysterious with your–cheekbones. And turning your coat collar up so you look cool.”
  • “I’d be lost without my blogger.”
  • “I was so alone. And I owe you so much.”
  • “But look how you care about John Watson. Your damsel in distress.”


There are many. But I have a tendency to forget quotes when someone asks for it. Feel free to add more.

Upcoming! 

✔️Protective - Shawn’s crew is protective over y/n
✔️Grieving - Y/n’s Grandma dies and she needs Shawn
✔️Pass Out - Y/n passes out while Shawn’s onstage, but no one tells him
✔️Defend - Shawn defends his wife in an interview
✔️Assault - Y/n is assaulted, Shawn is there to pick up the pieces
✔️The Keys - Y/n’s ex returns her apartment keys, Shawn opens the door
✔️AU: Uni Shawn-athlete/trainer - Imagine built around these bullet points
✔️The Fight - Imagine built around these bullet points
✔️Delivery - Y/n is stressed, Shawn makes Brian hand deliver a care package
✔️Jet Lag - Shawn’s jet lagged, but finally getting to be with y/n

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insp.

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    the grumpy cat and her blond baes who’ll fly foot-/fist-first into a fight to protect her

Slowly beginning to doubt that Yang and Sun aren’t just not-so-secretly the exact same person.