can your mac do this

Madison: Our apartment building is burning down and you can ONLY save your Mac and Cheese or me. What do you choose?

Jefferson: That’s not fair. The Mac and Cheese doesn’t have legs.

Molly: Our apartment building is burning down and you can ONLY save your Mac and Cheese or me. What do you choose?

Eurus: That’s not fair. The Mac and Cheese doesn’t have legs.


apparent points

one - the only ‘sexism’ in the orville is directed at a woman who ‘really is a bitch’

two - “it’s not sexist if it’s a woman i don’t like”

three - my real complaint is apparently abt the word bitch being a cuss, not being a gendered term used to reinforce institutionalized sexism, especially when that institutionalized sexism is projected out into the future?

four - ergo i am a baby and not mature enough to really **appreciate** the orville’s adult themes

five - star trek is abt humanity at it’s best, the orville is here to tell us that that’s a bunch of sjw bullshit, the real future of humanity is a white dude who is an asshole

six - “sega does what nintendon’t” was ad copy meant to make fourteen year old sonic players feel like mature grown-ups versus their babyish thirteen yo little brothers who still played mario, but this is the equivalent of mortal kombat being for **mature audiences** bc what middle school boys think of as 'mature content’ is the word fuck, blood, and tits

tldr seth macfarlane is a 44yo man making dirty playground jokes and has built a two billion dollar media empire out of playing to the same sense of persecuted toxic masculinity in his fanbase as the 'alt right’ nazi resurgence

seth’s edginess is rooted in thinking he’s a brave hero fighting against the pc nanny state that won’t let him call women bitches or say the n word or whatever

karl rove, broadly speaking, has been making the same argument on behalf of the gop for decades

family guy >> radicalization of young men >> alt right >> president trump >> nazi rallies in charleston

you kids think you’re pushing boundaries but you’ve been had

anyways enjoy your frat bro star trek show i guess but maybe come up with better arguments


okay that;s enough Miss Fisher for me for one day goodnight internet

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Short Stop

Title: Short Stop

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Smut

Note: I read your post saying that you were short on authors.  I wrote this a little while ago and haven’t gotten around to posting this on my personal blog.  Thought you might want it :)

“I don’t cook.” You told Gabriel flatly. You crossed your arms over your chest, shifted your weight onto one foot, and glared at him.

“Then make mac and cheese or something! Everyone can do mac and cheese!” Your angel boyfriend suggested, trying to sound encouraging.

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Ways to Make Your Boxed Mac & Cheese Less Boring:

I love Mac & Cheese. I usually have a towering stack of gluten free Mac & Cheese boxes in my pantry for those days when I’m too busy or sick for elaborate cooking or grocery shopping. When I’m in the middle of a chronic illness flare or bogged down with a steady stream of schoolwork, though, sometimes plain ol’ Mac & Cheese starts to get boring. So I add things to it! Here are some of my favorite things to add to my Mac & Cheese:

  • Frozen veggies (peas, carrots, corn, broccoli, onions, etc.)
  • Tomato soup (just substitute milk out for an equivalent amount of creamy tomato soup)
  • Sausage or ham (cheddarwurst is my favorite)
  • Fish (I bake frozen tilapia fillets, but a lot of people like canned tuna)
  • Spices (I like paprika, black pepper, and a dash of cayenne pepper) 
  • Extra cheese (I use shredded cheddar and/or grated parmesan)
  • Cereal (crunched up corn flakes are great)
  • Chili (chili mac is a great use for leftover or canned chili!)

There are plenty of other things you can do with your Mac & Cheese, as well! Those are just some ideas to get you started. You can combine ideas, too! Try different ingredients and combinations until you find your favorites!

Obviously you can pick and choose based on dietary restrictions (gluten free mac and cheese, not using sausage if you’re vegetarian, etc.). Happy experimenting!