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neon-darklight  asked:

Do you have any headcanons for Henry x Robin (either gender)?

Do I have any headcanons for my husband? Of course I do!

  • He only has two sleeping positions: on his side with his arms around Robin’s waist, or on his stomach with his head resting on Robin’s belly. Naga help you if you wake up during the night because you’re thirsty, you’ll probably have to wake him up to get up ‘cause he won’t let go.
  • Henry just can’t let Robin sleep right after going to bed. For ten or sometimes twenty minutes, he keeps talking about all kinds of weird stuff. Guess that helps him sleep but Robin would gladly do without it. “Hey, Robin, do you think your eyeballs would pop out of your head if you could sneeze without closing your eyes?”, “I don’t know, Henry.”, “Maybe I should curse someone to never closing their eyes and wait till they sneeze to find out.”, “Please don’t.”, “If you say so! Hey, do you think the crowd which applauded Chrom’s wedding would also applaud his execution?”, “Oh gods, Henry, please never ask him that.”, “Why not?  Maybe they just like to be entertained.”, “Henry, I beg of you, go to sleep.”, “Will you finally let me curse Chrom for seeing you naked?”, “Gods no! Stop bringing this up, for the last time it was an accident!”.
  • “Henry, remember what I told you yesterday?”, “To not teach our 4 years old son dark magic?”, “Yes. And what are you doing right now?”, “Teaching him necromancy.”, “This is totally dark magic, Henry.”, “No, it’s not! It’s a form of divination.”
  • Every time someone yells their name, Robin’s first thought is Henry did something and they’re here to complain about him. It doesn’t happen half as often as they imagine though.
  • When Morgan was a little kid, Henry would sing the creepiest lullabies to him. Robin is used to it now so she didn’t say anything. The worst/best part about this is little Morgan would only sleep if sung a creepy lullaby.
  • Any day of Robin’s life is basically her frantically trying to prevent Henry and Morgan from raising the dead in the middle of the camp.
  • Gray: (runs into the guild in a panic) Who wants to make five hundred jewel?
  • Cana: How?
  • Erza: (from outside of the guild) Oh my god...
  • Gray: I need someone to take the fall.
  • Lucy: What did you do?
  • Erza: OH MY GOD!
  • Gray: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.
  • Erza: OH. MY. GOD!!!
  • Natsu: Make it ten hundred.
  • Gray: (grabs Natsu) You're a good friend...
  • Gray: (drags Natsu out of the guild) I got him! I got him Erza don't worry!

TW for blood and panic attacks.


Tension flared across his shoulders, and he couldn’t get rid of the buzzing in his head. He knew he was sitting down, somewhere, but beyond that …

His hands were shaking. His chest hurt, and it felt like he wasn’t breathing. He couldn’t focus, a haze falling over his eyes even as he tried to blink it away.

What the hell …

Everything felt too close and too fast and his head ached. One hand limply scrabbled at his injured side, trying to shock himself back into awareness, but the tips of his fingers felt thick and heavy, and they skidded off the whorls of scar tissue without effect.

“S-shit.”

He swallowed, trying to breathe around the tightness of his stomach and chest. It was like a sparking livewire had been touched to his spine; he couldn’t relax. The annoying buzzing in his head wasn’t helped by the flares of tension at the base of his skull.

He tried to curl in on himself, giving a wet wheeze as he forced blood back down his throat.

Then a hand fell on his shoulder. An achingly familiar voice said, “Now, now, what’s all this?”

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a lil apology:

i wanna apologize @ the karamels for tagging a few anti posts last week inappropriately… i may hate your ship and have a few shippers that really irk me but it was completely out of line for me to tag things incorrectly like that. i was just really excited about lena being promoted to a series regular and it got out of hand, that doesn’t excuse it but yeah.


i can’t stand seeing anti posts in my tags so yeah… sorry guys and i’m sorry for other people in the supercorp fandom who do it. baiting you guys via tags is not the proper way to get our point across. arguing is fine and all as long as it’s tagged properly. so yeah, very sorry, once again, for trying to bait you into an argument by polluting your tag.

anonymous asked:

What's the moustache enthusiast thing all about? What does a moustache enthusiast do? Is it just a sexual fetish or do you do something else? Is it all moustaches or just certain types of moustaches? Or just certain guys' moustaches? Or just Conrad Veidt's moustache? (I can somehow never recognize him when you post pictures of him with a moustache.) So many questions but I am dying to know. -A secret admirer, thinking of growing a moustache, but needing to know what kind gets the ladies going.

My goodness, that’s a lot of questions about moustaches… It’s not a sexual fetish for me at all, actually, and I by no means find moustaches attractive on just anyone and everyone. For some reason some people can just pull them off, others look weird without them, and then there are some who just make them sexy, somehow, no matter what. Oh, and of course, we mustn’t forget that there are those who use them for comedic effect *tips bowler hat and twirls cane* 

For instance, people like Clark Gable, Basil Rathbone and Anton Walbrook *owned* the moustache look so completely that it almost feels weird to see them without one, right? They just look less of themselves because the moustache gives them a little extra something without which they’d be slightly less memorable, slightly less watchable, slightly less *them*. Charlie Chaplin - and thus laughter - became synonymous with his little toothbrush one. And then you have Conrad Veidt, who on the whole I prefer without one, but then there are certain characters of his that just wouldn’t be the same without a wicked brush of hair luxuriating upon the upper lip. Never big n’ bushy or anything like that. Just something to frame the face, accentuate the features and add a little menace. I think that’s what I like the most - the neatly trimmed, close the the skin, dark and mysterious line that draws attention to the mouth. And if you have a bestial mouth, as Conrad Veidt most insatiably did, then it makes for quite the hypnotically alluring and perversely irresistible thing.

I guess essentially what a moustache does is to… accentuate its owner’s character. So with Charlie it becomes a point of comedy, with Clark or Baz or Anton it becomes a little extra confidence, and with Connie it becomes a goddam pussy trap. (I’d apologise for the crudeness, but if you follow my blog you’re most likely well accustomed to it by now.)

So yeah, went on a bit of a ramble there didn’t I, but I hope I’ve answered your question(s) at least a little. Good luck with growing your own, if you indeed decide to do so.

I leave you with my two favourite moustaches - Torsten (A Woman’s Face, 1941) and Jaffar (The Thief of Bagdad, 1940)

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So with those Prison Matsu cards out and complete, does that mean we can imagine the boys doing their own version of the Cell Block Tango now?

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Whose bad end is this again?

aka thoughts that keep me up at 2am if we had his ROUTE

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TBT the time Paul McCartney sang “Michelle” in the White House and the President of the United States was like a high school teenager with a crush.[x] 

What you can do

File a complaint with the BBC.

I don’t know how much use it will be but they need to know that they’re giving money to people who at this point purposefully shit on a certain portion of their audience in the cruelest fashion imaginable. So I feel like it’s reasonable to let them know that what Mofftiss just did on Sherlock is not ok.

You’ll have to answer a couple of questions before you can write your complaint and unfortunately that has a word limit so make it precise and to the point but I guess it’s better than nothing?

Click on Make a Complaint.

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“The bromance. The captivating couple”

Dong Wook. It was so nice working with you.I hope we can work in another drama again. I miss you.
- Mr Goblin, Gong Yoo hyung. We had beautiful days. I wasn’t lonely, thanks to you. If we could work together again. I think we can have more fun.

A very self-indulgent thing I did today during classes.

I never saw the actresses clearly so that’s partly how I imagine them ?? And the dresses are anachronic as hell, my bad. I’ll just say this is my first try at drawing Angelica and Eliza !