can you twerk

musicluver415  asked:

Hi, your stuff is great!! Can you do a shinee at the club? Thank you!!!

hullos bebs! let’s see shinee get down ….. down, down, down, view (tbh i know that’s not the lyrics but i can’t stop myself) 

onew:

  • his motions are pretty limited to shuffling around with a drink in his hand
  • but after a few (many, like so many) drinks………………………….did you know onew can twerk 
  • you can’t look away, take it in. take in onew in all his glory 
  • key has it all on video too and posts it in the group chat very often (onew: I AM NEVER DRINKING. AGAIN.)
  • absolutely knows that his body is going to be destroyed tomorrow but yolo
  • sweating a lot bc it’s hot af in the club and he is wearing a sweater 
  • can’t find his drink or man

jonghyun:

  • sitting at a booth with nursing a whiskey and bobbing his head to the music
  • *thinking to himself* i probably look so aesthetic rn 
  • when the members pull him out of his corner to dance, becomes kim wiggly, inventor of the wiggle
  • the lights are blinding him tbh 
  • weaving through the crowd: “yes hello drunk people, just trying to find the bathroom” 
  • does exaggerated versions of taemin’s bom bom boms 

key:

  • his body rolls could kill a man 
  • went up to the dj booth to request a song, becomes the dj (”hello my lil freaks HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT!!?!”) 
  • smokey eye on point and holy shit he looks fkin unreal under flashing lights
  • he knows it too and smirks at people gaping at him 
  • and then on the dance floor he does shit like that super ultra power shuffling from 321, limbs flailing, kim kibum doesn’t give a flying fuck he’s gonna have a GOOD TIME

minho:

  • whispers SHINEE’S BACK when they enter (onew: we’ve never been to this club before / minho: can you just? / onew: you can’t lie to the fans minho can’t do that)
  • yells v loudly when they put on juju on that beat
  • DABS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT 
  • moves his arms a lot even when not dabbing 
  • apologizing all night bc he keeps bumping into people 
  • orders several bottles of champagne with sparklers!!!!!! bc going out and having fun with friends is a celebration and they’re going to celebrate dammit

taemin:

  • drifts away from the group a lot bc lee taemin is meant to be solo 
  • befriends all the bouncers and bathroom attendant (his name was steve and they took a picture together he’ll upload it if he ever gets an insta) 
  • TEARING UP the dance floor 
  • he’s all sweaty limbs and he’s smiling so brightly!!! bc wow he’s just cutting loose and just moving completely to the rhythm 
  • people made a circle so he could have more space and are just standing around him watching bc he’s just so fluid 
  • is his pelvis in anyway connected to his body???? how does it move like that 
  • needs to drink water asap

Time for memes! How about the boys catching thier S.O twerking?

Deepest apologies for how long this took. I hope the final product is worth the wait.

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • He’s busy reading by the fireplace when incredibly loud hip-hop music starts playing from your room.
  • Curious, he gets up from his chair and heads to your room, the music only getting louder as he steps closer and closer to his destination.
  • He pushes open the door and is disappointed, yet, curious.
  • Over thousands of years of civilization, is this its climax?
  • You notice him and his piercing glare and you stop immediately. 
  • It’s not what it looks like!! You swear!!
  • But it’s far too late. He leaves the room and returns to his book.
  • After his reading session, you ask him for forgiveness over dinner.
  • He sighs and speaks in a mixture of curiosity and disappointment.
  • “Listen, S/O. Your beauty is overwhelming in one human alone, but I’d like to know why?
  • You blush incredibly hard.
  • You’ve no explanation.
  • He’s not going to leave you for this. Of course not. Humanity is consistently evolving new traditions, customs, et cetera.
  • But that doesn’t help him being incredibly disappointed you’ve joined something that he sees as a dying fad.
  • He’s not stopping you though.
  • Humanity will be humanity.

Rantarou Amami 

  • You were already having fun dancing together to random music.
  • But then a solid beat comes on and you can’t help but just twerk-
  • He just looks at what you’re doing confused for a solid five seconds.
  • And then you start moving it. 
  • “Oh.”
  • Oh.”
  • He’s staring directly at your ass.
  • He’s stunned by the movements until he realizes what he’s doing.
  • Now he’s blushing really heavily.
  • You laugh and tell him that it’s alright, you’re dating anyway!
  • After some reassurance that it really was okay, he begins laughing.
  • You were really suggestive, but as you said, you’re dating! It’s fine.
  • He’s not going to join in, but he definitely found it attractive.
  • You’re very much glad he’s not putting you down!
  • He resume your dancing! It’s always fun but even more that he found your twerking alright!
  • He’s trying really hard not to stare.
  • He’s trying.

Kokichi Ouma

  • You were at a party.
  • A pretty wild party at that.
  • A buzz from your phone stops the fun.
  • It’s from your boyfriend.
  • “I saw what your friend posted on Instagram. Come home now.”
  • Oh, fuck.
  • Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-
  • You’ve seen Ouma mad before, but never at you.
  • You rush home without a care aside from him.
  • You arrive and,
  • Where is he?
  • Walking around the house, you find him in your room, your dancing mat spread across the floor.
  • “S/O! I am very disappointed-!”
  • He goes on about how he is disgusted by your actions, that you should have never done that! He can’t trust you anymore! 
  • You’re tearing up yet he keeps going.
  • You’re about to burst into tears when-
  • “-all without me!”
  • What.
  • What did he just-
  • “You forgot to invite me to this party! I would’ve twerked with you!”
  • He’s, he’s saying that he was jealous that you twerked and he didn’t. 
  • You ask him if he even knows how and he just shoots a death glare.
  • How dare you insult his twerking skills.
  • He just straight up rips his pants off him, leaving him in just his top and underwear.
  • And then he starts.
  • Oh he’s good. He’s very good.
  • You agree to bring him to the next wild party.
  • He’s ecstatic, and sure that everyone’ll be stunned by you two’s skills.
  • Spoiler alert: They are.

Shuuchi Saihara

  • “Hello, S/O, I was hoping we could watch some Sherlock togeth-”
  • He caught you in the heat of it.
  • This poor boy.
  • He’s sputtering out gibberish and he’s beet red and he’s trying to find his hat so he can hide his face.
  • Wait!! Saihara!
  • He’s locked himself in the bathroom.
  • He never knew this about you.
  • Why didn’t you tell him! Of course he’d be flustered about it!
  • Saihara open the door.
  • Is, is that flushing?
  • Saihara don’t drown yourself in the toilet.
  • He makes out a flustered and stuttering “Okay” from behind the door.
  • Oh gosh this poor boy.
  • You resolve to stay by the bathroom until he comes out.
  • You’re talking about how to resolve this.
  • His insecurities about being a detective are coming through now-
  • “I-I’ve been dating you for, wh-what, several months! A-and I didn’t figure this out!?”
  • You’re admitting that you kept it secret from him as long as possible because you didn’t want to fluster him to the point his soul left his body.
  • A faint chuckle from behind the door, but nothing else.
  • You stay seated there back against the wall for an hour more when he finally comes out.
  • You stand on both feet immediately and hug him.
  • He’s happy to see you, but you see some hidden pain in his eyes, somewhere there.
  • You decide to cuddle and talk on the bed.
  • Your solution is that you can keep twerking, but you have to alert him when you intend to so he can steer clear for an hour and a half.
  • The pain in his eyes is still there.
  • You ask if you want to talk about what he said in the bathroom.
  • He smiles at you softly and speaks quietly.
  • “Maybe tomorrow.”

Kaito Momota

  • You catch him watching vines of women twerking when you walk into his room on his laptop.
  • As soon as he hears the creaking of shoes on the floor, he slams his laptop down and spins his chair around to face you.
  • “OhhiS/OIwasn’texpectingyoutobeherehowareyou?”
  • You’re holding back a laugh at this point.
  • And you suddenly get the bright idea to pretend to be mad at him.
  • You’re “mad!” Why is he looking at other women when he has you?!
  • He’s put his laptop down and stood up, that frightened look on him.
  • He’s angry too, you can see it, but more frightened.
  • He never wants to leave you!
  • He wants only you!
  • You’re still “mad” at him until he’s beginning to cry.
  • And like the shit that you wanted to be, you start laughing.
  • “Wh-what?!?”
  • He’s so confused and mad and sad-
  • He’s sputtering out so many words with so many different emotions but you silence him with a finger to his lips.
  • You begin twerking.
  • He’s staring.
  • He’s staring really intently at your ass.
  • “Y-you could do that the whole time?!”
  • You laugh and affirm his question.
  • He laughs his negative emotions off and is back to his normal self!
  • Happy Kaito!
  • Happy Kaito makes you happy!
  • Happy Kaito is-!
  • Happy Kaito is kissing you really passionately!
  • And much more later

Kiibo

  • A similar situation as Saihara.
  • Except with Kiibo, he’s confused and you don’t want him to know.
  • As soon as he sees you twerking he just freezes in place.
  • You notice him soon enough and realize what’s going on.
  • He’s Googling it.
  • Oh no-
  • When he returns, he’s as pink as a robot can be.
  • He just shuts his eyes close and yells that he was sorry to have seen you performing such a suggestive dance.
  • And then he turns around 180 degrees and just marches away.
  • He’s so flustered. So flustered.
  • He locks himself in his room.
  • You’re immediately knocking on his door and asking if you two can talk about it.
  • He just says he’s processing it and to not worry!
  • You’re still going to worry.
  • When he does come out, he’s still blushing a little bit. But definitely better than earlier.
  • He says that you can continue twerking! There is no problem!
  • He was just overwhelmed by the amount of information he had to download when searching it up!
  • You’re glad, but you can see it in his eyes.
  • That tiny bit of innocence.
  • Forever lost.

Gonta Gokuhara

  • You and Gonta were eating lunch together at home and talking about dancing!!
  • Specifically, bugs that dance.
  • He asks if you can dance!
  • You’re actually really excited to show off! Gonta’s a little clueless on these things, so he shouldn’t be able to judge you!
  • When you do start, he’s excited! Of course! But…
  • He’s a little more confused.
  • This looks like a mating dance?
  • Do you want to mate?
  • He’s too pure.
  • Too pure for this.
  • You stop and tell him that it’s a silly dance and nothing important.
  • “But-!”
  • No Gonta.
  • “But-!!”
  • No, Gonta.
  • You’re too pure for this.

Ryouma Hoshi

  • He comes home from tennis practice to you twerking.
  • You notice and stop immediately.
  • You’re blushing beet red, and so is he.
  • However you have two completely different facial expressions.
  • You’re embarrassed as heck, and he is disappointed as heck.
  • He pulls his racket to cover his face.
  • “Looks like you’re busy, I’ll be back later.”
  • He closes the door and leaves.
  • It takes you a few moment to realize what just went down.
  • You shut down the music and rush to the door, all the while yelling for Hoshi to come back.
  • It’s not what it looks like.
  • Yup, you were absolutely not twerking and immediately disappointing your boyfriend.
  • Not at all.
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When you meet an ultra religious person at a con, telling you that you are going to hell.. the only thing you can do is twerk.

Thank you @dan cook for taking this vid.

Dear White People

STOP SAYING YOU’RE MORE BLACK THAN ACTUAL BLACK PEOPLE

Just because you

  • can twerk
  • rap
  • grew up in an “unsafe” area
  • have black friends
  • are good at sports
  • speak “ghetto”
  • darker in skin color to someone who is black

does not make you more black. Because you will never be black no matter how much you claim the tittle or state that you received your “black card”

Simple fact one can’t be black except for actual black people because you do not know our culture, identity, way of living. Nor have you ever felt persecuted for your skin color. 

So white people no matter how much you want to be a nigga or claim to be one you won’t be because you’ve never lived a nigga life.

FEMALE FOLLOWERS! WHERE YA AT?!?!

Need some more.submissiins from my lady followers!
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If you can twerk, send me a video submission/DM me.
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If you have a nice ass, send me a picture submission/DM me.
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If you have a great body, send me a picture/video submission/DM me.
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Scared Straight (facesitting story)

Meet Mike a 15 year old “thug”. Now I say “thug” because only thing he know about being a thug is listening to rap music. Mike is a bout 5’7 135lbs of pure douche. A white kid born in the suburbs but for some reason walks around like he is the biggest threat to mankind.  He steals from stores, been to juvenile 10 and takes a lot of pride in that, and breaks in to his neighbors houses. And he does it all with his little sidekick  Evan  also 15yrs old slightly smaller than Mike standing about 5’6 130lbs Asian kid who grew up with money but is rebelling from “the man”. Evan and Mike met in juvenile when they were 10 and have been in and out since. Neither of their parents know what to do with these kids. The constantly get in fights with of course (the kids they can bully and beat) and walk around like they are invincible.  Mike’s dad and Evan’s Dad talk to eachother after watching and episode of Scare Straight. Where they take these knucklehead kids an put them in jail with hard core inmates for a day or two. They looked around to see if they could find a program like this and sure enough they did. Except Cameras didn’t follow them around.  The program was in the innercity It was called “We’ll Fix Em” . Testimony of parents on the internet were all praising the program saying their kids went in terrible but came out never wanting to experience anything like that again and immediately started to straighten up. Excelling in good grades and behavior.  The Dad’s instantly signed up there kids. They didn’t tell their wives because they knew they would not approve.
The Day of they Dad’s tell each of their sons that they are rewarding them buy taking them out since its been a week since they hadn’t had to get them from juvenile.  As they were driving they pulled over to gas station both Dad’s got out of the car. Unknown to the kids it was all a set up. Soon as the Dad’s went into the store 2 huge bouncer guys came to both sides of the car opened it and before Evan or Mike could even try to fight back …they were instantly put into two huge mesh bags and pulled out the car only to be thrown into a near by van.  They hit the van floor with a thud laying on their backs both of them hit their heads and were slight disoriented. Then without warning what seemed liked to heavy giant size pillows landing on their chest and covered from their neck to their knees. The weight was so unbearable to the kids that they couldn’t even yell for help. All their energy went to breathing. They couldn’t figure out what was on top of them only that it was pinning them to the floor of the van and it was just enough weight on them to not crush them completely. They were stuck like that what seemed to be hours to finally they  felt the car stop. The weight lifted off them and they were relieved  to finally  get the full control of their lungs.  Before they knew the were being carried. They couldn’t see anything the mesh hole were so small it was like they weren’t there. It was obvious they were only there to not suffocate the ones in the bag. Shortly after they were dropped down on the ground again  but this time the bags were taken off them.  They got their first view of where they were. It was a big jail cell with only them to standing in it with a glass door preventing them to exit.  With a fairly large Mixed race guy outside the window.

Mike (trying to be the thug) Hey what do you think you muthafuckas are doing? You can’t keep us in here? Let us out or we’ll fuck you up and whoever ever brought us here.
Evan: Yea bitch. You better be luck your standing on the other side of the glass you cunt
Soon a speaker came on it was the Mixed Guy standing out side of the Glass. His name was Jordon he was the coordinator of this program. Jordon was 7ft 300lbs of pure man. Almost an olive color greek god. His body was in shape, and pecs were crazy, arms were huge and his lower half trumped that. His thighs could easily be twice the size of the little runts in the cell and that was just one thigh and those met up with the biggest bubble ass. Even from the front you could see his ass cheeks bulge out from the side in his khaki pants he was wearing which was barely containing his humongous backside
Jordon: Shut THE FUCK UP
His voice resonated so loud that it put a pause into the rant the kids were on.
Jordon: You little fuck think your tough huh. You aint shit. And by the time you leave here your gonna be on the best behavior of your lives.
Mike: Fuck you your fat fuck!! Look at your fucking tight ass pants don’t fit you FAT ASS. You pussy.  Come in here and we’ll see how tough you are
Evan: Hhaha. Yea bro he gotta be a pussy. How are you that big and scared to come and talk to us face to face. You a bitch. Let us out of here and we wont fuck your ass up later.
Jordon smiled at them and said: Ok you wanna see who’s a real bitch. Let’s see how long you last.
A buzzer sound went off and out of a back trapped door walked in to guys just as big as Jordon. One a was a big black dude 7’2 310 dark skin heavily tatted up thug name J-Ro. Huge upper body and once again an even bigger lower body. Legs and Ass so big that they had to custom make SWEAT Pants for him to wear and those still were tight on his ass. and Next to him was not as big but what he lacked in height he made up in width. He was 6’5 275 Puerto Rican guy name Chavez. He was built like a Running back majority of his weight was his base. He Butt came out so far it was almost like somebody attached on him and his thighs were like tree trunks. Especially to these little runts. He had on some Basketball trunks. Neither of these mega men had on underwear so even tho the kids weren’t gay they couldn’t help but notice when they walked towards them their thighs shake and their monster dicks swing back and forth.
Mike and Evan were taken back by these two guys that they almost stop talking shit. But Mike always being the tough guy
Mike: Hey Evan look more FAT ASSES!! Lol you guys are supposed to do what. You can’t fucking touch us bitch.
Evan: Where did you find these fuck up shaped guys. You guys look like fucking mutated humans look at how your built. Fags just like a bitch I watch on music videos.
Mike: I bet you hoe’s can twerk huh.
Jordon over the loud speaker “Have Fun Fellas” as he walked away. The boys for turned around to see him walk and for the first time caught a glipse on how big Jordon’s ass was. It was unreal. They both thought what the hell is this place. Why is everybody built like this. They both ran to the glass and banged on it
Both: Let us the fuck out of here. Hey fat ass come back here and get us out of here your fat fuck
They turned around to see the two giant size men now standing directly in front of them. Chavez was in front of Evan and J-Ro infront of Mike. Mike came to about J-Ro’s Stomach as he looked up he really saw that one of his legs are pretty much bigger than his whole body. And  Evan was dwarfed by the thickness of Chavez. From where the kids where standing in the front they could literally see both of these two men’s butt cheeks stick out from the sides and how big their bodies were period. The two men just stood their staring at them with the coldest stares.
Mike: What the fuck are you guy deformed or something.
Evan: Get the fuck away from. What are ya’ll gay or something.
Just then J-Ro spoke
J-ro: you hear that Chavez we must be deformed
Chavez: (laughs) Yea and we must be gay too huh. That hurts our feelings
J-Ro: Yea man lets leave.  These guys are too tough for us
Just then the giant men turned around and for the first time the boys could see how large their asses really were.  One of these mens cheeks were wider than both Evan and Mike combined.  As the two men Turned around even tho they were standing at slight distance their asses almost touched the two teens from sticking out so far. The Teens could smell their asses from where they were standing and instantly where disgusted.
Mike: Damn man get your Fat asses away from us they stink like shit
Evan: Do you guys no how to shower?
Mike got bold and decided to punch J-Ro right butt cheek and Evan Followed hitting Chavez in his ass too. As they made contact their hands sunk into their ass like their butt just absorbed the impact. Both of teens were stunned and didn’t know what to do.  J-Ro and Chavez looked at eachother and nodded and grinned evily and in swift motion backed all up squashing the boys against the glass with their mammoth asses. The teens didn’t know what happened until it was too late. They were now trapped inbtween both of these huge ass cheeks getting pulled deeper into there crack that seem to go on forever. From the other side of the glass it just looked like the two huge asses were trying to literally eat the kids. Their cheeks engulfed both tiny teens body so much that their torso and arms were being sucked into their asscrack and this was with pants on. Their cheeks touched the glass. The sight was almost like a pressed ham mooning prank against the glass from the other side except there are two bodies stuck in them. Unfortunately for Mike the loud mouth he had J-Ro who was 2 feet taller than him so his face was being sucked up his stinky ass too. Evan was doing to much better most of his face was being sucked In Chavez ass only his eyes and top of head weren’t. Evan was able to look over and see Mike virtually disappear as more weight was being pressed against him

J-Ro: He Vez remember he asked us of if we could twerk?
Chavez: haha. Yea lets show them.
The two men then bend down putting their hands on their knees. Which opened their ass crack slight and made the two teens sink deeper into their asses. Unfortunately this mad Even whole face now sink into Chavez ass in this position with the rest of his body. The two men began shaking their asses and laughing the whole time. Still pinning the two against the glass. The boys were freaking out.  They had done ass pranks to the people they bullied with their small butts but nothing like this. This was horrible and it smelled like crazy. They were able to catch breaths when the two giant ass separated and clapped back together on their puny bodies and faces. The guys kept this up for a few minutes and thought it was funny as hell. Then they stood back up and backed away from the squashing the kids on the wall. Only thing is they were stuck in between their asses . So the two giants walked around dragging them behind trapped between their butt cracks. Now they weren’t getting air the kids began to scream thinking they were gonna suffocate. The muffled sound felt good to the Big guys walked around with them trapped in their ass crack but they didn’t want them to pass out this was only the beginning. So the both reached back and pulled them out of their asses .The kids landed on their small butts with a thud and completely disoriented. Slowly their vision got unblurry and the two giants were standing over them looking at them
J-Ro: You think we finally shut these two up
Chavez: You know this goes.. that doesn’t happen until hours from now.
Chavez was right because sure enough
Mike: What the fuck was that you Fags. (trying to catch his breath)
Evan: Only girls would use their big asses like that. I knew you homos could twerk too. If that’s all you got then bring it on
Mike looked at Evan with a “shut up” look but couldn’t back down yet because he didn’t wanna seem weak.
Mike: Yea you fuck faces. You too aint nothing but a nigga and wetback.
This pissed the two Giant men off and immediately they grabbed each of them by the neck and lifted them off their feet.
J-Ro: What you call us white boy? See we were being nice because we knew you two phonies weren’t real threats.
Chavez: Yea but now you and  your little Asian friend here can get the real “fix a thug” treatment.
With that the two man tossed the boys on the two bed opposite of eachother on the walls. The two kids landed again on their backs and before they could get up both J-Ro and Chavez had leaped in the air and were coming down fast on the boys. All the teens saw where these two round masses of humongous flesh come crashing down on their chest. Both landed so hard it knocked all the air of the two teens. Evan and Mike thought they might of broken a rib how hard they landed on top of them. Luckily the beds were padded and so were the two huge asses on top of them although the weight was almost unbearable to the guys underneath it.  J-Ro’s and Chavez asses stretched from the kids thighs to the just below the kids faces.
Chavez: Oh I hope I didn’t break him
Laughing as he sat on top of Evan. Who was turning red from all the ass on top of him
J-Ro: Well I hope I did break mine
As he leaped and landed on Mike again causing mike to let out a faint yell of pain.
Mike struggling with all his might : Get……..Off….Me….Fat.  Amm
Before Mike could get it out J-ro and shifted slight putting PART of one of his cheeks to cover Mike’s mouth up to his nostrils.
J-Ro: That’s how we keep him quiet huh. Hows your’s doing Vez
Chavez looks down at Evan mouthing “Fuck You” to him
Chavez: This guys is a fighter let’s see if he likes this
Chavez up J-Ro and sled his whole ass over Evan’s face swallowing his head and face SIDEWAYS up his crack.  His left cheek was touching the bed on the other side of Evans head and his right cheek was still covering most his chest. From Evan’s Chin to the top of his head was now lost in Chavez asscrack in these basketball shorts which was the only thing stopping it from being even deeper
Mike cut his eyes over to see what happen to Evan.  And could see his head anywhere not even between Chavez thighs. All he saw was Evan lower body thrashing around  and his arms hitting Vez thigh and butt.
J-Ro: Hahaha Damn Vez that’s a good one. Let me try
Mike’s eyes got wide as he saw these massive booty cheeks slide over his face and like his friend was swallowed side straddle in the crack of this big black man’s larger than life booty
J-Ro: Ahh the screams feel good
Even tho in the room you couldn’t hear anything. Not even a muffled scream. The two giant asses had completely drowned out everything. The two guys sat on their runts face and laughed about it.
J-Ro: I gotta say I love this job
Chavez: Yea not bad for our community service huh?
J-Ro: Jordon had a good idea for this. Plus I was getting tired smothering the inmates hahah
Chavez: Me too.  Haha
The two were so in there conversations that they almost forgot they were sitting on the teens until they realized the trashing slowed
Chavez: Oh shit..
He and J-ro both slid back onto the kids chest. The teens slowly started coming to as they both slapped their faces to wake them up.
J-Ro: No no little bitch. Your not getting away that easy
Chavez: Was wrong man cant breathe huh?
Evan: (groggy) What are you…. Trying.. to.. Do. Kill us
Mike: (groggy) Suffocation … by… ass.. ..will get you..locked up
Chavez: Oh but we are already locked up.
J-ro: We came to teach you too a lesson. You wanna be hard and have everybody kiss your ass. Well show how it really  feels to kiss ass
Still trapped under the two. Struggling to breathe
Mike: You.. can’t ..Do..This..
J-Ro: Why not? Did you ask those people if you could break in their house”
Evan: Fuck them and Fuck that house and fuck you.
Chavez: And here I thought the white boy was the leader. Back under you go
Evan: Wait.. nooommmpphh….
Chavez slid back over on his face sitting harder this time
Mike watched again as the huge ass sat on top of his little friends face.
Mike actually laughed.
Mike: What you think this is supposed….to Break us?
J-Ro: Think?? Haha no I know it will. Trust me.
Just then J-Ro through his leg over Mikes tiny body straight out while the other leg straddle him on the floor. Mike Looked up and all he say was ASS and soo much he couldn’t even crane his neck enough to see around either cheek and now the weight was even more heavy.  J-Ro began to scoot back  it didn’t make to get closer to his face because even on his chest his ass spilled over barely touching mike’s face.
Mike: Wait…wait…wait
J-Ro: you though this was funny huh
Chavez had pulled Evan’s Face back out of his ass now and slid back down still cover the kids body. Booty spilling over on onside thight on the other side of his body and still heavy
Vez: Look at your friend. He thinks its funny? How about you?
Mike watched as the mountain of round ass cheeks encased in  sweats slowly started to  creep more and more on his face.  Until suddenly  J-Ro was sitting squarely on his face. Evan watched as his friend  disappeared into the huge ass. Nothing of his head could be seen and his thighs covered everything but his feet. His friend mike’s head and face had completely disappeared. J-Ro sat there without a care in the world.
Vez: See that kid. Now he’s gone hahaha. You wanna be next huh little punk. My ass is nice and smelly in these baskeball pants  I haven’t washed since I started this uhh teaching a month ago.
Evan didn’t know what to do. He was in shock still watching Mike. The way J-ro was seating all he could see was  Mike feet kicking just outside of his kneecap.
Vez: Oh your not so tuff now that your boy is vanished into my friends giant ass huh?
Then Vez Turned around like J-ro and sat on the kids chest facing his feet. Evan’s body once again suck into his crack. Vez slowly slid back up to his face and sat then slid back down… then back up  then back down. Evan pretty much became a little ass wipe for this massive thug. It was like watching a human thong being swiped in and out of his massive ass and he still had pants on. Finally he just sat square on his face. Now making even disappear completely…
The two big inmates laughed at the feeling of having these kids faces in their ass and not getting in trouble for it. It was a power to be able to dominate with the Ass they were blessed with. The laughed so hard that J-Ro farted and farted loud. So loud mike face and head viberated.
Chavez: DAmnnnn.. that was a good one. I can top it
Chavez who could make himself fart on cue did just that. A loud trumpet fart that  made Evan’s whole body shake. The two inamates then leaned over just enough so that their seats could breathe but still not leave the inside of their huge asses. The kids screamed but knew it was pointless. It was the worst smell they had ever smelt almost like they were being poisoned. It made them sick not to mention the smell of their asses. Apart them wished they just sit back down  so they couldn’t smell it anymore.
Mike: Oh God.. Oh God.. Ok Ok I give just get your fat fucking ass out of my face.
Evan: Please ok I’m sorry I’m sorry
Both talked into the huge ass hovering over
J-Ro: Now you promise to behave
Both teens: Yes yes…just get off us please
J-Ro and Chavez both knew they were just saying that to get off. They hadn’t even began to breaking process. Both Inmates got up as the teens laid their dazed.
Mike: I’m not gay but your asses are huge
Evan: I agree. I didn’t think a person could fit in there
Mike: Now get us out this place now. We apologized
Evan: Yea hurry up too.
The two Giant men turned and walked away talking to themselves to see if they had set a record for breaking a kid in place. While they were talking.

Mike: Hey Evan.. I don’t care how big these fags are any man gets hit in the nuts he’ll fold
Evan: Let’s sneak up behind them hit and then we can beat their asses while their injured
Mike: Bet
The two teens got up quietly ran up behind the two giants and struck both of them in the nuts. Only thing is they didn’t move away quick enough. The Two large men did fall but they dropped ass first on top of the teens squashing them on the hard floor with all their weight on top of their back. The teens where crushed to the floor so hard they were turning red. They now realized the guys hadn’t been using all of their weigh on them. The air was being squeezed out of them on this hard floor as the two giants held their nutz and sat fullweight on top of the teens. Not only could the teens not breathe they felt there torso being sucked into those deep huge ass cracks again. The two Big booty men were now pissed off. Its not time to really break them.
They regain their composure and realized they were sitting on the kids squashing air out of them. So they held them down and stood up pulling them from their cracks. Lifted the half dead kids up like rag dolls and tossed back on the bed. The kids were so dazed from the squashing they could even move. All the could do was hold their ribs from the pain that was just caused they even notice that the two giants and removed their pants and shorts just pass the bottom of their expansive behinds. Before the knew two flung themselves back on their seats ass first facing the kids feet landing with a hard thud.  Once again hurting the two teens. But now they got to see how big the two asses really were. Their clothes they had on had contained them. Mike was looking up once again at the huge dark chocolate ass that’s now has no fabric blocking his crack is starting to suck his body into. J-Ro sat that his head was the only thing sticking out of his deep crack. Mike felt his whole body go up inside this huge ass. He could even see J-Ro’s head. All he could see was mounds and mounds of muscle/jiggly black ass. Evan was in the same boat sinking deep into Chavez ass crack. Both Giant men stoping right before their faces. The two boys were now legit scared. Evan couldn’t see anything but Vez smooth brown  ass engulfing his tiny body. Then it happen the Two inmates looked at eachother and slid back all that ass on to the scared tiny kids faces.  And sat there with both their feet outstretched on the kids bodies. The kids under then just disappeared.  They both Sat and wiggled and grinded on the tiny facial features. The teens felt like there were In another dimension how deep they where in their ass.  Soon air was need and the two big men know it. So they lifted up slightly giving them air but still in the crack of their ass so all the kids got were stinky smelly sweaty ass and then BRRTTTTTT a fart from both of them that almost made the two pass out. They were stuck left only to breathe that gas. The Two inmates farted on their faces for 30 mins until they kids almost passed out just from the gas fumes. The kids barely coherent were fading from being literally trapped in a mega phat ass.
J-Ro: You want us to stop this?
He heard the kids muffle out a yes
Vez: Ok stick your tongue out both of you.
The kids didn’t want to but at this point were highly defeated. So they both stuck their tongues out only to have both Men sit back down fullweight again burying their tongues straight up their holes. The inmates grinded and bounce heavy on there face and tongue now.  The kids were so disgusted they wished they could pass out. Both of them started to cry thinking they would never escape this torture. They should of never pissed these two massive ass inmates off.  They started to fee for lack of oxygen thinking they would let them breathe. They had before but no such luck this time. The inmates just sat there and talked to eachother like nobody was even under them. And to them if it was for their tongue in there ass they wouldn’t even feel them. It was like just sitting on a lumpy bed.  They sat until the knew the kids had completely passed out. The rolled over on their stomachs on the bed bringing the kids and their body with them trapped in their ass. The kids looked like they were in a ass sleeping back stuck face first limp in between the two’s  huge ass cheeks.  
J-Ro: this was easier then the others huh
Chavez was looking back admiring the little Asian kid inbetween his ass.
Chavez: Yea they look sleep should we let em go
J-Ro : lets wait til the wake and do it one more time for good measure
About an hour of the kids sleep in these guys asses they started to stir. The two inmates pulled their face up from their asses but leaving their arms and body trapped inside there long deep crack.
J-Ro: So do you guys want to come back and meet us or will you be behaving from now
Mike: (drained and defeated) I’m sorry man I’m sorry (he said crying) Just let us go and we’ll never do anything wrong again
Evan: Yea (sobbing) Please nothing can be worse than this. I don’t wanna come back. I’m done
Chavez: Should we believe them J?
J-ro had a grin on his face: One more time to make sure
With that the both pushed the sobbing and pleading teens face back in their asses and this time rolled on their sides and backed into the padded wall behind the bed trapping the teen once again in their ass pinned against the wall.
Chavez: If you wan’t us to skip the farting stage you need to
Before he finished he felt the tongue go up his ass and J-Ro did too.
J-Ro: aww they don’t like our farts Vez haha
If you were standing from in the room it looked like the two guys where just lying on their sides. There massive fram and asses covered every bit of the tiny teens. They let the teens breathe off and on as long as they were licking their ass. Soon Jordon came by the glass and tapped signaling time was up. So the Inmantes  thrust their heavy ass back against the teens faces until they met their fate of passing out again.

When Mike and Evan woke back up they were back in the car at the gas station. Had it all been a dream. Then they noticed both their dad’s walk out the store with the man they had seen from the other side of the glass. It was…. It was JORDON. He walks to the car with both of their Dad’s and looks insdie. The boys immediately freeze up as he stick his head through the window

Jordon:  Ok boys, you have a nice night. Well I be seeing you again soon?
Mike and Nate: (terrified) no sir, not at all
Jordon: Good because just know (he whispers) Me and  twin brother are worse.
He turns around and walks away as the kids watch his massive cheeks jiggle back into the store. Both Their dad’s jump in
Mike’s Dad: How you feel?
Evan’s Dad:  Do we need to come back here again?
Both Teens: No sir…
The two dad’s smiled and drive away with fixed kids

Black Girl Problems

• “omg you’re pretty for a Darkskin/black girl”

• being asked if you can twerk cause people assume that black woman automatically know how to shake their ass as if that’s what we were made for

• “ you don’t sound black” Yessem if iz talk like I got a slave masta & sang negro spirituals would that do it for you cause apparently only white people may speak with proper grammar.

•being automatically stereotyped as “Ghetto” b/c ur a black woman and when you act proper or have class it’s shocking & your acting “white”

•Your white friends that think it’s okay to make racial jokes & throw around the N word cause they’re friends with you, so that’s justifies their ignorance.

The Fuckery I deal with Almost Everyday