can you twerk

infj-dreams  asked:

Hi, your stuff is great!! Can you do a shinee at the club? Thank you!!!

hullos bebs! let’s see shinee get down ….. down, down, down, view (tbh i know that’s not the lyrics but i can’t stop myself) 

onew:

  • his motions are pretty limited to shuffling around with a drink in his hand
  • but after a few (many, like so many) drinks………………………….did you know onew can twerk 
  • you can’t look away, take it in. take in onew in all his glory 
  • key has it all on video too and posts it in the group chat very often (onew: I AM NEVER DRINKING. AGAIN.)
  • absolutely knows that his body is going to be destroyed tomorrow but yolo
  • sweating a lot bc it’s hot af in the club and he is wearing a sweater 
  • can’t find his drink or man

jonghyun:

  • sitting at a booth with nursing a whiskey and bobbing his head to the music
  • *thinking to himself* i probably look so aesthetic rn 
  • when the members pull him out of his corner to dance, becomes kim wiggly, inventor of the wiggle
  • the lights are blinding him tbh 
  • weaving through the crowd: “yes hello drunk people, just trying to find the bathroom” 
  • does exaggerated versions of taemin’s bom bom boms 

key:

  • his body rolls could kill a man 
  • went up to the dj booth to request a song, becomes the dj (”hello my lil freaks HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT!!?!”) 
  • smokey eye on point and holy shit he looks fkin unreal under flashing lights
  • he knows it too and smirks at people gaping at him 
  • and then on the dance floor he does shit like that super ultra power shuffling from 321, limbs flailing, kim kibum doesn’t give a flying fuck he’s gonna have a GOOD TIME

minho:

  • whispers SHINEE’S BACK when they enter (onew: we’ve never been to this club before / minho: can you just? / onew: you can’t lie to the fans minho can’t do that)
  • yells v loudly when they put on juju on that beat
  • DABS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT 
  • moves his arms a lot even when not dabbing 
  • apologizing all night bc he keeps bumping into people 
  • orders several bottles of champagne with sparklers!!!!!! bc going out and having fun with friends is a celebration and they’re going to celebrate dammit

taemin:

  • drifts away from the group a lot bc lee taemin is meant to be solo 
  • befriends all the bouncers and bathroom attendant (his name was steve and they took a picture together he’ll upload it if he ever gets an insta) 
  • TEARING UP the dance floor 
  • he’s all sweaty limbs and he’s smiling so brightly!!! bc wow he’s just cutting loose and just moving completely to the rhythm 
  • people made a circle so he could have more space and are just standing around him watching bc he’s just so fluid 
  • is his pelvis in anyway connected to his body???? how does it move like that 
  • needs to drink water asap
Dear White People

STOP SAYING YOU’RE MORE BLACK THAN ACTUAL BLACK PEOPLE

Just because you

  • can twerk
  • rap
  • grew up in an “unsafe” area
  • have black friends
  • are good at sports
  • speak “ghetto”
  • darker in skin color to someone who is black

does not make you more black. Because you will never be black no matter how much you claim the tittle or state that you received your “black card”

Simple fact one can’t be black except for actual black people because you do not know our culture, identity, way of living. Nor have you ever felt persecuted for your skin color. 

So white people no matter how much you want to be a nigga or claim to be one you won’t be because you’ve never lived a nigga life.

Time for memes! How about the boys catching thier S.O twerking?

Deepest apologies for how long this took. I hope the final product is worth the wait.

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • He’s busy reading by the fireplace when incredibly loud hip-hop music starts playing from your room.
  • Curious, he gets up from his chair and heads to your room, the music only getting louder as he steps closer and closer to his destination.
  • He pushes open the door and is disappointed, yet, curious.
  • Over thousands of years of civilization, is this its climax?
  • You notice him and his piercing glare and you stop immediately. 
  • It’s not what it looks like!! You swear!!
  • But it’s far too late. He leaves the room and returns to his book.
  • After his reading session, you ask him for forgiveness over dinner.
  • He sighs and speaks in a mixture of curiosity and disappointment.
  • “Listen, S/O. Your beauty is overwhelming in one human alone, but I’d like to know why?
  • You blush incredibly hard.
  • You’ve no explanation.
  • He’s not going to leave you for this. Of course not. Humanity is consistently evolving new traditions, customs, et cetera.
  • But that doesn’t help him being incredibly disappointed you’ve joined something that he sees as a dying fad.
  • He’s not stopping you though.
  • Humanity will be humanity.

Rantarou Amami 

  • You were already having fun dancing together to random music.
  • But then a solid beat comes on and you can’t help but just twerk-
  • He just looks at what you’re doing confused for a solid five seconds.
  • And then you start moving it. 
  • “Oh.”
  • Oh.”
  • He’s staring directly at your ass.
  • He’s stunned by the movements until he realizes what he’s doing.
  • Now he’s blushing really heavily.
  • You laugh and tell him that it’s alright, you’re dating anyway!
  • After some reassurance that it really was okay, he begins laughing.
  • You were really suggestive, but as you said, you’re dating! It’s fine.
  • He’s not going to join in, but he definitely found it attractive.
  • You’re very much glad he’s not putting you down!
  • He resume your dancing! It’s always fun but even more that he found your twerking alright!
  • He’s trying really hard not to stare.
  • He’s trying.

Kokichi Ouma

  • You were at a party.
  • A pretty wild party at that.
  • A buzz from your phone stops the fun.
  • It’s from your boyfriend.
  • “I saw what your friend posted on Instagram. Come home now.”
  • Oh, fuck.
  • Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-
  • You’ve seen Ouma mad before, but never at you.
  • You rush home without a care aside from him.
  • You arrive and,
  • Where is he?
  • Walking around the house, you find him in your room, your dancing mat spread across the floor.
  • “S/O! I am very disappointed-!”
  • He goes on about how he is disgusted by your actions, that you should have never done that! He can’t trust you anymore! 
  • You’re tearing up yet he keeps going.
  • You’re about to burst into tears when-
  • “-all without me!”
  • What.
  • What did he just-
  • “You forgot to invite me to this party! I would’ve twerked with you!”
  • He’s, he’s saying that he was jealous that you twerked and he didn’t. 
  • You ask him if he even knows how and he just shoots a death glare.
  • How dare you insult his twerking skills.
  • He just straight up rips his pants off him, leaving him in just his top and underwear.
  • And then he starts.
  • Oh he’s good. He’s very good.
  • You agree to bring him to the next wild party.
  • He’s ecstatic, and sure that everyone’ll be stunned by you two’s skills.
  • Spoiler alert: They are.

Shuuchi Saihara

  • “Hello, S/O, I was hoping we could watch some Sherlock togeth-”
  • He caught you in the heat of it.
  • This poor boy.
  • He’s sputtering out gibberish and he’s beet red and he’s trying to find his hat so he can hide his face.
  • Wait!! Saihara!
  • He’s locked himself in the bathroom.
  • He never knew this about you.
  • Why didn’t you tell him! Of course he’d be flustered about it!
  • Saihara open the door.
  • Is, is that flushing?
  • Saihara don’t drown yourself in the toilet.
  • He makes out a flustered and stuttering “Okay” from behind the door.
  • Oh gosh this poor boy.
  • You resolve to stay by the bathroom until he comes out.
  • You’re talking about how to resolve this.
  • His insecurities about being a detective are coming through now-
  • “I-I’ve been dating you for, wh-what, several months! A-and I didn’t figure this out!?”
  • You’re admitting that you kept it secret from him as long as possible because you didn’t want to fluster him to the point his soul left his body.
  • A faint chuckle from behind the door, but nothing else.
  • You stay seated there back against the wall for an hour more when he finally comes out.
  • You stand on both feet immediately and hug him.
  • He’s happy to see you, but you see some hidden pain in his eyes, somewhere there.
  • You decide to cuddle and talk on the bed.
  • Your solution is that you can keep twerking, but you have to alert him when you intend to so he can steer clear for an hour and a half.
  • The pain in his eyes is still there.
  • You ask if you want to talk about what he said in the bathroom.
  • He smiles at you softly and speaks quietly.
  • “Maybe tomorrow.”

Kaito Momota

  • You catch him watching vines of women twerking when you walk into his room on his laptop.
  • As soon as he hears the creaking of shoes on the floor, he slams his laptop down and spins his chair around to face you.
  • “OhhiS/OIwasn’texpectingyoutobeherehowareyou?”
  • You’re holding back a laugh at this point.
  • And you suddenly get the bright idea to pretend to be mad at him.
  • You’re “mad!” Why is he looking at other women when he has you?!
  • He’s put his laptop down and stood up, that frightened look on him.
  • He’s angry too, you can see it, but more frightened.
  • He never wants to leave you!
  • He wants only you!
  • You’re still “mad” at him until he’s beginning to cry.
  • And like the shit that you wanted to be, you start laughing.
  • “Wh-what?!?”
  • He’s so confused and mad and sad-
  • He’s sputtering out so many words with so many different emotions but you silence him with a finger to his lips.
  • You begin twerking.
  • He’s staring.
  • He’s staring really intently at your ass.
  • “Y-you could do that the whole time?!”
  • You laugh and affirm his question.
  • He laughs his negative emotions off and is back to his normal self!
  • Happy Kaito!
  • Happy Kaito makes you happy!
  • Happy Kaito is-!
  • Happy Kaito is kissing you really passionately!
  • And much more later

Kiibo

  • A similar situation as Saihara.
  • Except with Kiibo, he’s confused and you don’t want him to know.
  • As soon as he sees you twerking he just freezes in place.
  • You notice him soon enough and realize what’s going on.
  • He’s Googling it.
  • Oh no-
  • When he returns, he’s as pink as a robot can be.
  • He just shuts his eyes close and yells that he was sorry to have seen you performing such a suggestive dance.
  • And then he turns around 180 degrees and just marches away.
  • He’s so flustered. So flustered.
  • He locks himself in his room.
  • You’re immediately knocking on his door and asking if you two can talk about it.
  • He just says he’s processing it and to not worry!
  • You’re still going to worry.
  • When he does come out, he’s still blushing a little bit. But definitely better than earlier.
  • He says that you can continue twerking! There is no problem!
  • He was just overwhelmed by the amount of information he had to download when searching it up!
  • You’re glad, but you can see it in his eyes.
  • That tiny bit of innocence.
  • Forever lost.

Gonta Gokuhara

  • You and Gonta were eating lunch together at home and talking about dancing!!
  • Specifically, bugs that dance.
  • He asks if you can dance!
  • You’re actually really excited to show off! Gonta’s a little clueless on these things, so he shouldn’t be able to judge you!
  • When you do start, he’s excited! Of course! But…
  • He’s a little more confused.
  • This looks like a mating dance?
  • Do you want to mate?
  • He’s too pure.
  • Too pure for this.
  • You stop and tell him that it’s a silly dance and nothing important.
  • “But-!”
  • No Gonta.
  • “But-!!”
  • No, Gonta.
  • You’re too pure for this.

Ryouma Hoshi

  • He comes home from tennis practice to you twerking.
  • You notice and stop immediately.
  • You’re blushing beet red, and so is he.
  • However you have two completely different facial expressions.
  • You’re embarrassed as heck, and he is disappointed as heck.
  • He pulls his racket to cover his face.
  • “Looks like you’re busy, I’ll be back later.”
  • He closes the door and leaves.
  • It takes you a few moment to realize what just went down.
  • You shut down the music and rush to the door, all the while yelling for Hoshi to come back.
  • It’s not what it looks like.
  • Yup, you were absolutely not twerking and immediately disappointing your boyfriend.
  • Not at all.
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When you meet an ultra religious person at a con, telling you that you are going to hell.. the only thing you can do is twerk.

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Mark said when he was having his jacket shooting, the boys were playing pingpong downstairs so it was very hectic ㅋㅋㅋ

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MK: BB won the pingpong game by luck 

F: really? 

MK: he won not by skills but by luck! Mark kept emphasising that. So cute

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Blackpink Reaction to seeing their girlfriend in lingerie

Jennie:

Originally posted by gay-shit-girlgroups-do

“What are you doing to me?” She would be shy but wouldn’t shy away from telling you how good you look. She wouldn’t be able to keep her eyes off you, “You look really sexy Y/N.”

Rosé:

Originally posted by prkchaeyoung

She would go red straight away, blushing like you’ve never seen before. “Oh my god, you’re trying to kill me, aren’t you?” She would compliment you a lot and try to act normal despite her nerves. 

Lisa:

Originally posted by bubseok

“Yaaaas!” She would instantly turn into a fangirl. She would be ranting about how lucky she was to have such a beautiful girlfriend, “Come over here right now, I need a closer look.” 

Jisoo:

Originally posted by stan-girlgroup

*weird Jisoo activated* She would start by complimenting you but then she’d just get weird. “Can you twerk? I can teach you.” You would have to calm her down but afterwards she would be normal Jisoo again, “I’m sorry, you’re too sexy.” 

I LOVE BLACKPINK ~ 

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