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Munday Asks!

MUNDAY : Ask Mun Questions!


1. Have you ever hated on your art?
2. Ever been on a date? If so, how many?
3. Cats or Dogs?
4. Sexuality/Sexual Orientation?
5. What is your opinion on haters?
6. Name an important piece of advice you’d give someone who’s just started out art.
7. Ever animated things before? Were they good?
8. How old are you?
9. Would you specify yourself as a female, male or other?
10. How many friends do you have?
11. What does your work space look like right now?
12. What were you doing before answering this?
13. What’s your name/nickname?
14. Have you ever stolen something?
15. What’s your favourite movie?
16. What is your eye colour?
17. Do you have any phobias/fears?
18. Name 10 things you like.
19. Name 10 things you hate.
20. If you were the President of the USA, what would you do first?
21. Favourite singer?
22. Do you like Mundays?
23. What’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened for you?
24. Would you rather have penises for fingers or vagina for hands?
25. What would you do if you could do anything you wanted?
26. Before you die, recite your last words…
27. Describe your life in 5 words or less.
28. Have any pets?
29. What country do you live in?
30. Have you ever killed an animal before?
31. Favourite ice cream flavour?
32. Ever masturbated?
33. What are your kinks?
34. Virgin?
35. Do you have any siblings?
36. Are your parents a married couple? Or divorced?
37. What fandoms are you in?
38. What’s your favourite show/anime/etc.
39. What inspired you to do what you’re doing now?
40. Tell us a weird secret!
41. Yaoi, Yuri or Het ftw?
42. What are your pet’s names?
43. Do your teachers like you?
44. Have you ever roleplayed before?
45. Are you a feminist?
46. How big is your house?
47. Are you an emotional person?
48. When was the last time you showered?
49. What did you eat for breakfast?
50. Can we be friends?

agletfreegirl-25  asked:

Hello Myetie, I'm a huge huge fan of yours!!! Can you tell me what's your daily schedule and job? It's so hard to think that you have a job then you post here on tumblr so I'm curious of what is your job 😂😊😁 #AMyetieFan BTW you really gave me an inspiration 😂

HELLO ♥ Thank you so much for your support HHHH !!!!! ♥ Anyway, to answer:

Monday to Friday:
6AM: Wake up, shower, prepare
7AM-4PM: (Cry at) Work*
5PM: Arrive home, eat dinner, brush and clean up
6PM-Until I Pass Out: Be MM Trash Artist OR watch Netflix

Saturday & Sunday:
MM TRASH WHOLE WEEKEND with naps in between

*I’m a Multimedia Artist (Bachelor’s Degree) specializing in Graphic Design && Web Development

i see your text posts on Harry going to Hogwarts and getting a Howler from Sirius saying they’re going to a concert or praising him for getting in trouble while Remus is saying Sirius no in the background and I raise you this:

1st morning at Hogwarts Howler: “HARRY, HARRY THIS IS SIRIUS YOUR GODFATHER SIRIUS HARRY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU ALIVE WHAT HAVE YOU HAD TO EAT ARE YOU DRINKING DRINK MORE LIKE SEVEN GLASSES OF WATER JUST DRINK IT ALL AND DID YOU SLEEP OKAY *remus in the background: Pads leave the poor kid alone* IF YOU’RE SCARED YOU JUST TELL US AND YOU CAN COME RIGHT HOME *remus: in other news, we miss you, Harry* I DO NOT MISS HIM I'M FINE I’M SAYING HARRY’S HOMESICK *it’s okay to miss the boy you’ve been raising for eleven years, Pads* ELEVEN THAT’S RIGHT HE’S ONLY ELEVEN DO YOU HEAR ME DUMBLEDORE THAT’S TOO YOUNG THEY’RE PRACTICALLY IN DIAPERS *oh, we’re talking to Dumbledore now, are we? Tell him I say hello* HARRY YOU OWL ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT *are you crying?* OR I’LL FLOO THERE YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL JUST GO RIGHT– *I’m so sorry, Harry, have a good day, we love you!* [sounds of struggling and cursing fade away]

2nd morning: “HARRY, HARRY THIS IS SIRIUS YOUR– *oh for fuck’s sake Pads it’s 3 a.m.!*”

3rd morning Dumbledore receives two letters:

1:

Here is a list of all the parents who think the current DADA teacher is incompetent. Luckily for you, I know two exceedingly handsome and competent men ready to take up the position right now. Like, today right now. RIGHT NOW. Remus and I would like our room to be in the Gryffindor tower preferably next to the first year dormitory. At the very least, fire that Divination woman and hire us that teacher is buLLSHIT AND WE ALL KNOW IT I DESERVE THIS MORE

2:

Dumbledore,

How has the new school year been treating you? As you may have assumed, Sirius is finding the separation anxiety to be more difficult than anticipated. The signatures he sent you are all forged, but I have heard some curious rumors about the current DADA professor Quirrell. I trust your judgment above all else but if you were to find yourself in the position of needing two people to joint teach DADA, it would be much appreciated if you contact us. 

Now, I must go prevent Sirius from hacking the Floo network to your fireplace, again. 

Warm regards,

Remus J. Lupin

4th morning: “HARRY, HARRY THIS IS SIRIUS I HAVE GREAT NEWS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW DADA TEACHERS–”

anonymous asked:

Hey! So, I'm really skinny and I've gotten so many comments about my body, I developed an eating disorder around 11 or 12. I understand fat people have it so, so much worse than I can imagine, but I don't appreciate you trivializing body issues just because they aren't your own, especially making fun of people who are telling you their experiences. It's rude.

what’s rude is derailing conversations fat people have about discrimination against fat people – which is what you’re doing now, by the way – to continue to put the spotlight back on skinny people and act as if our plights are on equal grounds. i understand body shaming occurs all across the spectrum in our hyper capitalist misogynist society. i’m truly sorry you struggle with disordered eating. i have too. here’s the thing though: in said hyper capitalist misogynist society, fat people are shamed on a systematic level – more frequently, more severely, every day, all the time, by most people and media we encounter. 

what i need for you to really understand here is that you are “trivializing body issues because they aren’t your own” now. i need for thin people who have been bullied about their weight to understand that despite your personalized struggles you carry a privilege due to your thinness. when a fat person highlights an aspect of their struggle, it’s simply not the time to talk about being made fun of for being thin. i literally can never talk about this without hordes of skinny people sprouting up from the ground and falling from the sky to invalidate my points via their own experiences with body issues, as if your body issues means that mine aren’t as relevant. 

for once, this isn’t about you. 

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters
  • "Cover your butt."
  • "Oh, now there's a prophecy."
  • "All this is true, because it rhymes."
  • "That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."
  • "Good morning, apartment!"
  • "Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"
  • "Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"
  • "Honey, where are my pants?"
  • "What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."
  • "Take everything weird and blow it up!"
  • "Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"
  • "...I think I heard a whoosh."
  • "I feel like maybe I should touch that."
  • "So you've never heard of the prophecy?"
  • "I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"
  • "That guy's not a criminal mastermind."
  • "We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."
  • "Am I gonna die?!"
  • "Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."
  • "Come with me if you wanna not die."
  • "What are you, a DJ?"
  • "Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"
  • "Oh my g-o-s-h!"
  • "I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."
  • "I never have any ideas."
  • "Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."
  • "I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."
  • "How scary can someone's office be?"
  • "This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."
  • "It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"
  • "All I'm asking for is total perfection!"
  • "Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"
  • "I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."
  • "Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"
  • "That idea is just the worst."
  • "Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."
  • "I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"
  • "Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."
  • "I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"
  • "You are so disappointing on so many levels."
  • "This is not how Batman dies!"
  • "Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"
  • "I'm here to see...your butt."
  • "You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"
  • "I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."
  • "I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"
  • "Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"
  • "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."
  • "So I guess running around and screaming is normal."
  • "You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."
  • "SPACESHIP!"
  • "What in the world is that? It's adorable."
  • "Do not eat me!"
  • "Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"
  • "You don't have to be the bad guy."
  • "He's the hero you deserve."
  • "Everything is awesome!"
About Natsu's (lack of) character arc

So, there are a lot of posts criticizing Fairy Tail thanks to this recent arc. I’m sure there’s someone out there talking about this exact same issue, but I admit I haven’t found that person yet… And in any case, I want to say my own piece about this subject. It’s been awhile since I wrote some sort of analysis here, but this is probably going to be long anyway.

I want to clarify something: I’m trying to be objective here. While my opinions and tastes will show up, what I’m going to focus here is on writing and structure. I want to talk about why Mashima’s writing is so ineffective lately, and why so many people call Natsu a Mary Sue or plainly dislike him. I’m not here to defend Natsu; I love him, sure, but he’s been a victim of terrible, awful writing. I 100% understand why people dislike him or even hate him. They have VERY good reasons to do so. What I want to do is explain why this happens.

Alright, now let’s start.

→ Inability to change.

At the start of the latest time skip I saw the first sign that I should drop any tiny bit of hope that I had for Natsu’s character. I was stupid and I kept that hope alive, sadly, but I really should’ve seen it coming.

Remember when he came back of the one-year-trip he took after Igneel’s death? How he had his long hair, and many people wanted him to keep it that way, but in the next chapter he came back to his usual look? 

It may seem silly, but to me this was a sign of a bigger problem. Usually, when there’s a time skip it’s expected that character designs change. Not only because it keeps things interesting, but also because people change with time. A change in design tends to reflect this. And I know it sounds stupid to worry about something so “insignificant”, but remember: manga is a visual medium just as much as it is a written one. Visual elements are as important here to tell the story as any other. For example: Lucy, the character who’s allowed to change the most throughout the story, gets a slight change in her design after this time skip. By contrast, Natsu doesn’t.

Following that small sign, we discover that Natsu’s personality hasn’t changed. Like, at all. A year has passed, and he hasn’t changed. Worse than that: He lost Igneel. And. He. Hasn’t. Changed. At. All.

Natsu’s motivation was established in the beginning of the manga: He wanted to find his adoptive father, Igneel, after he disappeared 7 years prior to the start of the story. That motivation was fulfilled in the Tartaros’ arc, followed by Igneel’s death. In one day, Natsu fulfilled a dream he spent seven years (or fourteen, I guess) pursuing… and then he had to see one of his worst fears come true. This is a pretty big thing for any person, but it’s also the culmination for a character arc. The character is at his lowest point, so he’s forced to grow in some way (whether it’s positive or negative).

But… we don’t see Natsu grow. Sure, we see him grieve for… a couple of panels, but that’s all. The chapter before the time skip, we see Natsu smiling and barely reacting to what happened, besides deciding that he has to become stronger. 

We don’t get much insight into him. And after that? A year passes and we don’t get to see Natsu’s struggles or his process of growth. What’s worse: when he comes back, he’s acting like he always acted. And there’s no insight that shows us that no, he changed, he’s just ACTING. We have nothing like that, he just… got better. And we don’t get to see it.

Look, this isn’t about his coping mechanisms or anything. It’s not about whether a person, in real life, can go through a situation like that and appear unchanged by all that happened. No, this is about the writing choices made for a character being utterly ineffective and incompetent. It’s not like we need much, honestly. We don’t need to have Natsu ranting in his thoughts about all the suffering he went through and how he changed. Small changes would’ve been enough. Maybe having Natsu smiling less, or showing sad smiles. Or maybe have him lose some of his will for fighting, at least when it comes to the reckless fights he does for fun. Those things are small, but they are effective.

But, what is Natsu’s character arc anyway? What did Mashima intend for him at the beginning of the story (or what he seemed to intend)? In my opinion, there are two major themes to what should’ve been Natsu’s character arc: Choosing between Igneel and Fairy Tail, and learning to deal with loss. Both of these themes should’ve culminated at the end of the Tartaros arc, but Mashima accidentally destroyed all the moments that lead to this.

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A list of things that actually happen in Vocaloid songs
  • Miku wants everyone to be happy. If you aren’t? DIE.
  • Luka spins a lot. This somehow causes her to reach out 6,300 kilometers, or about the size of Earth itself
  • Princess!Rin kills almost every citizen of an entire town simply because one of the girls that lived there had a crush on the man she wanted to marry.
  • Gumi gets multiple personality disorder and each one of her ten (yes, ten) personalities fall in love with the same person.
  • Len sings about his gigantic dick. And it’s one of his most popular songs too. And he is 14 years old.
  • IA gets a crush on a boy and buys contact lenses that will help transmit her feelings towards him…except they end up shooting lasers every time she sees or even thinks about him.
  • Gakupo signs a deal with Satan himself to become the swoon master. Literally every girl that looks at him falls in love and he proceeds to have sex with them. This includes two minors and a fucking horse
  • VY2 writes love letters to the same girl for 15 years. By year 15, he suddenly remembers that the girl he’s been writing to all this time has been dead ever since he started writing the letters.
  • Po Pi Po. I don’t need to say anything else about this song.
  • Oliver eats a live Tarantula because he has arachnophobia and thinks by eating one, his fear of spiders will disappear. After this, he either gets extremely sick and nauseous or flat out dies from eating said tarantula.
  • Miku and Gumi are in Heaven and they have a nice lesbian wedding. This isn’t odd on it’s own, but when you consider this song is part of a series and all the songs leading up to it were filled to the brim with rape, cannibalism, necrophila, and more, you start to wonder what the hell happened when Masa was writing this song
  • Rin tells us how she can finally take off her panties!…Then she almost immediately decides it better if she keeps them on.
the signs and small children
  • Aries: "Aww you're so adorable... you're gonna be prettier than me one day"
  • Taurus: "You're just so cute I wanna eat you up... oh that sounds weird, that's not what I meant."
  • Gemini: "oml. I don't wanna break you... you do you, I'll just admire you from here"
  • Cancer: "Come and love me please I want to be your favourite <3"
  • Leo: "Never grow up, it's a trap"
  • Virgo: "They're so flipping cute I'm going to steal them and claim them as my own"
  • Libra: "so cute XD I can't"
  • Scorpio: "Awwww you're gonna get all the boys/girls aren't you, I can tell"
  • Sagittarius: "Why're you so small?!"
  • Capricorn: "I will name him squishy and he shall be mine"
  • Aquarius: "you're adorable but also please don't cry because I don't know what to do"
  • Pisces: *taking hundreds of photos* "CAN I HOLD THEM?!"
  • Taeyong: Taeil can you push the cart for me?
  • Taeil: No problem!
  • Taeyong: Wait don't tell me your-
  • Taeil: I'm grocery shoppin with my booty poppin. Makin them kids go loco while eating some choco (late) Wanna touch this fine material. But Honey, Can't touch what you don't deserve.
  • Taeyong: Who raised you?
  • Taeil: *starts twerking*

anonymous asked:

I've been vegan for four months and I've been loving it but I've recently gotten ill and pale and my mum has been saying that it's because I'm not getting the right nutrients and is telling me to eat dairy. I really don't know what to do and I'm scared to tell her that I really can't give up on veganism as I feel like it's one of the only things that gives me structure and I really don't want to eat dairy or meat. What should I do?

Oh god..dairy..please there’s few things worse to consume health wise. That’s sadly what most people believe though so i’m not like hating on her, we’re conditioned to actually believe that stuffs good for us. Some links you can show/read her (x)(x)(x). If your mom is worried about calcium get some almond milk (chalk full of calcium, and minus all those hormones and other junk) Milk actually depletes calcium but I’m not gonna get into that right now this ask is already going to be embarrassingly long. Other foods high in calcium- almonds, (dark leafy greens - collard greens, kale), broccoli, sunflower seeds, chia seeds, tofu and more. If you’re pale that points me more towards iron than anything else. Beans and lentils, nuts, pumpkin/sunflower seeds, greens, blackstrap molasses and way more! You also have to remember you’re only four months in, a lot of people struggle at first with eating enough. There’s the whole vegans are deficient in protein! thing which is total bullshit by the way but, a lot of the time it’s people not getting enough calories. Your body does go through a a transitioning detox phase (headaches, stomach cramps, feeling overall pretty shitty) you’re getting rid of a lot of nasty shit in your system. It takes some time to figure out what to eat and how much of it to eat. Snacking is important and full balanced meals. Paring foods and whatnot (rice and beans for an obvious example). What do your meals look like? I’m not a doctor though, get a blood test and rule out anything serious but I’m sure you’re fine, but a blood test will show any low levels and if anything just make your mom feel better. Good luck love, take care!

W A L L P A P E R

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Enjoy my lovelies.

- Admin YangKkoChi

This is how it starts: you don’t know anything.

You are blissfully, painfully unaware of the repercussions when Jenna drunkenly beckons you over to her corner in Jake’s kitchen.

“Jeremy, I have something to tell you,” she slurs, giggling. The party’s loud and crowded around them, so you lean in to hear her clearly. “So don’t freak out.” Before you can even respond, she blurts, “Michael’s in love with you.”

“What?” You blink, processing that statement. “Michael Mell? My best friend Michael?”

“Duh,” she says.

Nothing about that information makes sense. “I think you’ve got this all wrong,” you start, but Jenna cuts you off by shoving her phone in your face. You can see the most recent string of texts from Michael, and they’re all about you. They’re about how he’s charmed by your smile, how he’s worried that you don’t sleep enough, how he’s thinking about finally asking you out after all.

“Seriously,” Jenna says, shaking her head at the look on your face. “How could you not know? He’s so obvious.”

You can’t help but ask, “Who else knows?”

“Everybody,” Jenna says, and your heart sinks. “You didn’t think it was weird that every time you came to sit with us, somebody’d move so you could sit next to him?”

You didn’t, but now that she’s pointed it out, you recognize the pattern. Now that you’re thinking about it, there’s been increasingly frequent occurrences of Michael sitting beside you while everybody else in your friend group shares sly smiles or significant looks. There’s always been Michael, smiling warmly, welcoming your complaints about homework, his hands inches from yours.

“You guys will be cute together,” Jenna says, and she’s too drunk too care when you leave to have a panic attack in the bathroom.

-

Jenna doesn’t remember your conversation the next day. You wish you didn’t.

-

This is how it goes: you don’t know how to keep the things you love.

And you love Michael, you do, but not the way he apparently loves you. He wants to ask you out, to take you out on dates, to kiss you, to do so many things that you have never considered doing with him.

You consider it now. You consider it for days. You love spending time with Michael already. You think you could hold hands with him. Maybe you could kiss him, too. Could you do more than that?

Sitting beside Michael in the cafeteria, laughing at his jokes, watching the twinkle in his eyes grow brighter at your laughter, you know all your considerations are for moot. You know you can’t say yes, if he asks.

But you don’t want to say no.

You don’t want to hurt him like that. You don’t love Michael the way he loves you, but you still love him too much to break his heart. You love him too much to lose him.

-

“Hey, game night at my place this Friday?” Michael asks, nudging your arm.

You deliberately keep yourself from leaning into his touch. You’ve been keeping your distance for a while. “Nah, man. Dad’s taking me to see some colleges this weekend, remember?”

“Right.” The sight of Michael’s shoulders slumping turns your insides a little colder. You’ve been living with ice in your veins ever since that one party, that one conversation. “Dude, I feel like we haven’t been hanging out a lot these days.”

“We’ll hang out when we’re less busy,” you promise, and you think your lies and truths all taste the same nowadays.

-

You don’t know how to keep the people you love. You don’t know if you’re making the worst choice. You don’t know anything. You wish you still didn’t know.

If you spend less time with Michael, he won’t have an opportunity to ask you out. It’s a flimsy plan but you think it works anyway. You miss him, but this is the only way to keep him. At least this way, you can’t reject Michael. Can’t break his heart.

-

Every day, you hope he falls out of love with you.

-

You avoid spending too much time alone with him, avoid too much physical contact with him, avoid looking him in the eye more and more.

Michael slowly stops asking to spend more time privately with you. You spend less time with him and your friends, because you’re scared that he’ll ask you in front of everybody, because you’re weary from the guilt eating you up inside-out, because you’re still scared of losing him once and for all.

You don’t know how to stop Michael’s eyes from shuttering with disappointment or how to love him or how to admit that you just might be making the wrong choice. You don’t know if it’d be better off to tell him that you know, if saying no would be better than saying nothing.

You don’t know if he’s already fallen out of love with you. If you’ve already broken his heart.

-

This is how it ends: you try so hard to keep Michael, and that’s how you lose him.

Jughead's Flaws
  • Jughead: I have flaws. I think I'm just too cocky for my own good.
  • Archie: I don't think you're co-
  • Jughead: You could say, I'm ACE at being ARrOgant.
  • Archie: Well, I-
  • Jughead: I can also be a real savage.
  • Archie:
  • Jughead: I really burn people, I really pass that ACEtic acid AROund.
  • Archie: Wait, isn't that just vinegar-
  • Jughead: I eat way too much as well. I just stuff my fACE with macAROni all the time.
  • Archie: Why are you talking like-
  • Jughead: And brACE yourself when around me, Archie, because sometimes I just feel like I'm a human pAROdy of a tumblr blog.
  • Archie:
  • Jughead: Everyone should just call me "the disgrACE" instead.
  • Archie:
  • Jughead:
  • Archie: What the hell are you-
  • Jughead: I'm aroace.

anonymous asked:

omg ok how about what it would be like to give/receive head w the twins i'm sweating at the thought lmao

I had to mentally prepare myself for this one because THIS is what gets me the most.


Grayson would deliberately eat you out and watch you the entire time. I wish somebody would fight me on this one, please. I swear that this would be his favorite thing. Can we just talk about the fact that he would spend infinite amounts of time eating you out until you seriously tell him you can’t do it anymore, that’s what he wants. He’s the type of dude to straight up do it just for you, and expect literally nothing in return. Now that’s a gentleman girls and guys. This would be something he wouldn’t be rough with, taking his time with lapping and fingering the most delicious spots possible over and over again, humming with appreciation at how good you taste on his tongue. // Giving him head in return would be glorious, because he wouldn’t care to be putty in your hands. Like just imagine him up at 3 in the morning after HOURS of editing with no end in sight, his hair is sticking up from pulling it out of exhaustion so much, and you tip toe in because he could really use some stress relief. He’d try to give some lame excuse that he really needed to finish editing, but he dang sure wouldn’t stop you when you’d get on your knees. He’d love the way you would slowly inch all the way down to the base, creeping back up so slowly with a loud pop. And he’d love even more when he’d bust in your mouth and you’d swallow it all, licking your lips before giving him the brightest and loving smile on planet earth.

Giving Ethan head is a different story, because it takes some will power and a lot of seducing to get him because he’d just want to please you. Pushing him up against the wall and getting on your knees, ripping down his sweats and getting right to it. He’d be the type to grip your hair and coach you, grasp your jaw and gently push you ALLLL the way down with his head pushed back and a groan so loud flowing out. You’d seductively lick up every drop he gave you, and he’d pull you up roughly, ready to return the favor. // E is the one who would hold your hips down and finger the hell out of you while he bites and sucks your clit. FIGHT ME ON IT. He’d be the one to straight up say some down right nasty things that would make you squirm and beg him to keep going. And he’d want you to beg. “You don’t cum until I let you.” But when you do, he wouldn’t even give you time to regulate your breathing before he’d be back to thrusting his fingers and lapping at your clit so fast that your hips would buck and your legs would twitch.


Another blog here requested something exactly the same, so I answered this one. I might just make a full out imagine on this one because I didn’t get near enough to what I wanted to convey. LAWD HELP

I’m pretty sure this has been done but whatever but I was eating lemon cake with a spork and this happened

Star Trek Tag

Best Friend Starters
  • "Want to go somewhere?"
  • "Wait. Wait. You did what now?"
  • "Hey. How's it going?"
  • "I am sooooo bored."
  • "Yeah. Yeah, we could do that. Or we could sit around and do nothing."
  • "What fresh hell did you get me into?"
  • "When's the last time you bathed?"
  • "Got anything to eat?"
  • "What did I tell you about touching my stuff?"
  • "You're dating my ex?"
  • "Please tell me you have coffee."
  • "How do I look?"
  • "Let me give you some advice..."
  • "Drink up."
  • "You look ridiculous."
  • "I'm not going and you can't make me."
  • "What do you think I should wear?"
  • "Screw them. They don't know what they're missing."
  • "Can we not actually do this?"
  • "Pizza?"
  • "Is anyone else coming?"
  • "I'll walk with you."
  • "You look like you need a hug."
  • "Forget about 'em. You're better off."
  • "Pain gets better with time and alcohol."
  • "You need me to kick their ass?"
  • "Don't leave me hanging."
  • "Did you see that?"
  • "I leave no one behind."
  • "I don't suppose you have any idea what to do now..."
  • "Tea? Scone?"
  • "Stop being so melodramatic."
  • "I'm here for you."
  • "Give me five minutes."
  • "Why do I even hang out with you?"
  • "You know I would do anything for you, right?"
  • "Maybe you should cut down on the booze."
  • "That has got 'nope' written all over it."
  • "What's the worst that could happen?"
How to Flirt with the Female Lone Wanderer 101: the Butch DeLoria Way
  • Butch DeLoria: Well if it isn't my best gal! The one who sprung me from the vault! I believe I owe this lovely lady a drink!
  • *later*
  • Female Lone Wanderer: Hey, what are your skills?
  • Butch: I can do lots of things...what's your pleasure? *eyebrow wiggle*
  • FLW: Combat skills, Butch.
  • Butch: ...
  • FLW: Never mind. Stick with the melee.
  • Butch: Up close and personal, just how I like it. *winks*
  • *later*
  • FLW: Let's talk about how close you're following me.
  • Butch: *lowers tone of voice* If you wanna get closer to me...that's all you gotta say, girl.
  • FLW: Umm...you're good where you are.
  • Butch: Oh, I'm the best, baby.
  • *later*
  • FLW: I changed my mind. Keep your distance. Try to flank the enemy.
  • Butch: *in teasing tone* What, don't you like my aftershave?
  • FLW: *sigh* Okay fine. Stick close to me.
  • Butch: Oh you don't have to tell me twice, girl...as close as you'll let me.
  • *later*
  • Butch: Hey...
  • FLW: What?
  • Butch: I can show you a real tunnel snake.
  • FLW: *smacks*
  • *later*
  • FLW: Let's trade items.
  • Butch: If this means more stuff for Butch, I'm all for it. *grins*
  • FLW: No, you can't have my sexy sleepwear.
  • *later*
  • Butch: So...can I eat your sweetroll? *naughty smile*
  • FLW: N-...wait a minute...

anonymous asked:

If you don't mind answering, about how much did the trip in total cost? I've been trying to plan my own trip, not for as long as yours of course, probably just about 10 days, but I'll be planning for 2 people. I'm so glas you were able to have this experience and I hope to have my own someday! Safe travels 💙

Hi thanks for the question! ahh thats really tough! it depends where you’re staying, how much you’re planning on travelling, how often you like to eat and how much you want to spend on food too! 

I guess all i can tell you is how much individual expenses cost and what i booked! my flights from the Uk and accommodation for 3 weeks i could have gotten for about £1000 with me staying in a decent hostel in Akihabara but i paid extra for direct flights as the journey can really zap you. Theres also discount vouchers depending on which site you book through (i wish id looked those up i think i could have saved about £100). i think the biggest expense was the flight and the hostel was really affordable. i picked a hostel because the only time i really spend in the accommodation was sleeping time and the rest of the time id be out about and seeing and doing things. also a hostel is a great place to meet people from all over the world and people are usually really friendly and interesting! Also i stayed at the Simple stay peace museum hostel in Hiroshima which was under £20 a night and was in an amazing location right in the centre of Hiroshima. 

When you get there if you’re travelling about the Japan rail pass is an amazing investment which gets you unlimited free travel anywhere around Japan on JR trains. see here for info: http://www.japanrailpass.net/en/ the pass costs are- 

7-day 38,880 YEN 29,110 YEN
14-day 62,950 YEN 46,390 YEN
21-day 81,870 YEN 59,350 YEN 

I went to Hiroshima and from Tokyo a one way ticket to get there was over 19,000 yen so getting the 7 day pass at only 29k was totally worth it to be able to travel to Hiroshima and back plus travel anywhere for the rest of the week. 

If you’re staying in Tokyo you’ll be using the Jr train lines and the subway system too as both systems sometimes only go to locations the others don’t. the stations all have big track maps on the walls and ticket machines which show all the stops and how much it costs to get to each location, costs can add up fast but a lot of the time i ended up buying a day pass for the JR lines which was 750 yen and gets you unlimited travel for the day within the metropolitan area, theres also one that does metro and  JR train lines thats about 1500 yen. Some days you know how many journeys you’ll need to do or where you’ll be visiting so you can calculate using maps weather you’re better getting two singles say at 200 yen each for the journey both way or the day pass if you’re making more or further journeys. Journeys can cost from about 160 yen to 480 yen depending on the distance you’re travelling. 

To be honest i was buying the day pass most of the time and making a day trip to somewhere then going back out at night again so i was spending about 750 yen or more on travel almost every day. 

Food is a tricky one! if you’re staying in a hostel they usually have cooking facilities so you can buy and cook you’re own food but it can be pricey too depending where you shop but trying things in shops and convince stores is amazing because its a whole new world of food. if you’re eating out depending where you’re eating the cost can vary a lot! some days id go to a ramen shop and you can get a good bowl of ramen from 600 yen but usually id go for the deluxe ramen with loads extra pork for 900 yen! restaurants are usually a bit more expensive and i was usually spending like 1200-2000 yen most times when eating out.

An example would be a big mac meal would cost 690 yen which was similar prices to Japanese fast food places too! personally as it was my holiday which comes only once every year or two i like to eat at nice restaurants and sometimes i found myself spending 4000-5000 yen on a meal with like nice steaks and other things and if you saw some of my posts Japan has some of the best beef in the world and the most i spent on a meal was just under 12,000 yen but thats because it was Wagyu beef. 

As always it all depends on your original currency and 1000 yen was costing me  about £7 this trip but when i went to japan in 2014 1000 yen was about £5.50 which is a huge difference. But if you’re from say America I’m sure the exchange is much healthier but unfortunately for me the way Uk press, tv networks and politicians have been handling brexit in the last year has weakened the strength of the £ significantly.  

Another thing to look out for is sales tax which a lot of the time is not shown on the original price of items and i think is about 8%. 

Hmmm in Tokyo every street is lined with drinks vending machines and it was really warm and sunny so i was drinking a few bottles of water when out and about every day which cost about 110 each which can add up over the duration of you’re trip. 

Other expenses will of course if you’re following my blog and are like me will be copious amounts of Studio Ghibli merchandise :P on the last day in the Ghibli museum i spent just under £500 which included my meal at the museums Straw Hat cafe, a framed hand painted cel reproduction and a load of other things hahahah :D 

Travel from the airport can be about 2000 yen depending which airport you fly into, Narita is further away from Tokyo and a shuttle bus into major hotels in the city centre will cost about 2000 and i think the express train is cheaper and maybe half that if you get the all stops train instead. Haneda airport is much closer to the city centre and is pretty inexpensive to travel to on the train then monorail which i think is a few hundred yen. 

When there i liked to be doing something every day which most of the time costs money :( like going up the Tokyo tower, Mori tower or Tokyo Sky Tree can be from 1800 yen (52nd floor observation deck of the Mori tower) to about 3000 yen depending what level of the Sky Tree you can’t to travel up to :) The peace museum in Hiroshima cost 200 yen to get into and Disney land was 7500 yen for a day ticket bought on the day! oh and the Metropolitan building in Shinkuku has two towers which are high and ou can see the whole city and is freeeeee!!!!!!!!

I can’t think of any other expenses off the top of my head but the key thing to remember is it all adds up and its best being prepared, but i think you can do the trip on a budget if you’re smart and have a lot of will power! but TRUST ME there will be a lot of things there that you will want to buy and see. 

i hope this helps you prepare for your trip in some way! 

Justin

anonymous asked:

Hey ! I'm probably going to sound stupid but like "go eat a seed" ... is an insult ? I mean, besides the 'ugly' (totally not true, but some people feel as if they have the right to make other people feel bad, or at least try, under the false bravery of being anon, because why insult someone off anon when you can clearly get away with it, right ?) anyway. I was just wondering what kind of insult is that ? Maybe it's common in the USA...??? Sorry to bother you ! -S

Telling people to eat seeds is the most common and most harsh insult that we in the US fling at one another