can you tell i was bored in the car

Shorties & Dorks

Originally posted by kissabledeanw

Request: Hey, love your writing! I was wondering if a could request a fic where Dean and the reader are that dorky but adorable couple. Like they sing (not very well) in the car together, tell bad jokes, watch movies in sweatpants see who can make a better Mohawk with their hair when in the shower lmao idk, you get the idea. And then at the end he proposes to her? I’m getting bored of fics with stereotypical characters and relationships :P Thanks so much!

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word Count: 1,200ish

Warnings: none

A/N: Possibly the most adorable thing I’ve ever written…


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I DON’T HAVE A CAR

I don’t have a car. I can’t afford any, but I assure you that I can take you places, with just holding my hands. Will you? Tell me where you want to go and I’ll take you, just close your eyes and hold on tight.

I don’t have a car, but we can take the bus. I know it will be a long, boring journey but I’m packed with jokes and stories that will make you laugh and wanting for more. Let’s enjoy the traffic, there will be time that we might stock in the midway but I will make you feel that you are not alone. I’m here, I will never leave you in this journey.

I don’t have a car, but we can walk. Step by step, we take things slowly. We will move forward to the path where destiny leads us. I want to show everyone that I’m walking with you; that I’m walking with the one that I love. This walk I wish could last forever, are you tired? Let’s rest for a while. If you can’t walk, and your feet sore, I will give you a piggy-back ride and will run off straight to the horizon.

I don’t have car, but you have me. I can take you to everywhere you want, just hold my hand and never let go. Together, will enjoy this journey, will make it as wide as voyage to the seas. I want to travel the world with you holding my hand. I will take you to places yet to be discovered, I will show you how beautiful the world is. I love you, and that this true, Let’s just go to wherever our feet takes us. As long as I’m with you, I will never get tired of walking while holding your hand.

I'm really bored guys please ask me questions, I'll answer them all honestly

1. What song are you listening to right now?
2. Story of my first kiss?
3. Idea of the perfect date?
4. Celebrity role model?
5. Dream car?
6. Dirty little secret?
7. Current crush?
8. Do you regret any relationships?
9. Kiss and Tell?
10. How far have you gone with someone?
11. If you could have any super power, what would it be?
12. Favorite class?
13. Where do you want to go to college?
14. Where do you live?
15. If you could move to anywhere in the world, where would it be?
16. What do you want for your birthday?
17. Have you had any disaster dates?
18. Guilty Pleasure?
19. If you were given $5,000 right now, what would you spend it on?
20. Most visited website?
21. Do you do drugs?
22. Most played song on ipod?
23. Grab the book closest to you, flip to page 52, what’s the 5th sentence?
24. Have you ever gone up to a stranger and hugged them.
25. Do you drink?
26. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done when you were under the influence?
27. Turn ons?
28. Turn offs?
29. What would make the perfect bf/gf?
30. Last text you sent
31. Last text recieved
32. Best friend?
33. Favorite blog on tumblr?
34. Describe your crush
35. Who was the last person you kissed?
36. Virgin?
37. Favorite season?
38. Play any sports?
39. What do you plan on doing with your life?
40. Someone you love?
41. Someone you hate?
42. Someone you miss?
43. Someone you wish you knew better?
45. Favorite show?
46. If you could dye your hair, what color would you dye it?
47. Three words you would use to describe yourself?
48. Biggest insecurities?
49. Something you like about your appearance?
50. Something you like about your personality?
51. You can’t be friends with someone if
52. Opinion on long distance relationships?
53. How long would you date someone before you sleep with them?
54. Pro life or pro choice?
55. Obama or Romney?
56. Favorite band/ music artist?
57. Favorite quote?
58. Celebrity crush?
59. How many countries have you been to?
60. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
61. Strangest dream you’ve ever had?
64. Relationship status?
65. Do you smoke?
66. Ever done drugs?
67. Hook up or relationship?
68. Kiss on the first date?
69. Friends with benefits or boyfriend/girlfriend?
70. Most embarrasing thing that’s ever happened to you?

open to f/nb
suggested connection: actual criminal or just innocent bystander

He’d clocked her going just a little over ten miles higher than the speed limit and honestly, if he hadn’t been so bored, he wouldn’t have pulled her over. And if she hadn’t been so hot, he definitely wouldn’t have her out of the car, but hey, how the hell else was he supposed to spend the night shift? Patting down a hot girl that wasn’t going to tell him not to sure beat sitting in his cruiser. “Standard protocol, miss. I can’t, in good conscience, let you drive away without making sure there was no illegal reason you were speeding. And you could be hiding all kinds of illegal contraband under these.” Damian said. His tone was professional and stern, but his smirk held a filthy hint to it as he pulled her top down, eyes hungrily raking over her exposed breasts. 

Noah Czerny: All right, I will help you anti-seduce Gansey. Just tell me what else you need.

Blue Sargent: I need to think of unsexy, boring conversation topics we can talk about in the car. I have a few ideas. We could discuss the New Yorker article “The History of the Ladder”.

Noah Czerny: Okay.

Blue Sargent: We could talk about different dorms at Johns Hopkins University, and I could read from my Sonicare booklet.

Noah Czerny: Oh, I have a good idea!

Blue Sargent: What?

Noah Czerny: Why don’t you ask him about his penis?

GARDEN LYRICS

how many secrets you have that keep you smiling that way? you better start to behave. 

and how many scars you don’t share, and why do i care? still, i can smell that something failed. 

and you robbed that map just to run away, and that car but “don’t turn off the lights yet”? you know that you’re afraid. 

and I feel like i’m freezing again, you won’t say you’re bored anymore ‘cause i can take you dancing use me to feel home. 

it’s the same old story of the bad boy give me the keys and i’ll.. 

how many times did you come until i found you in this dirty spot, in this random place? i can tell that something failed 

give me the money, show me the game | show me the rules again, because i’ll play it, i’ll take it now 

and I feel like i’m freezing again, you won’t say you’re bored any more 'cause i can take you dancing use me to feel home 

It’s the same old story of the bad boy give me the keys and i’ll show you how to fight for more. 

The 100 Season 3 promo

The promo just came out so I figured I’d post some screen-grabs and do a bit of commentary/thoughts because I’m bored and avoiding finals. If you want to watch it, you can here: [x]

Clarke’s talking to someone. A female voice, asking her about Mount Weather.

An army of the dead? Are they zombies? 

Then we get this lovely little view of what is presumably Camp Jaha and how domesticated it’s getting. They’re farming! On a more sinister note, Indra’s voice tells us that Clarke is being hunted…by everyone. 

Speak of the Indra! Not sure who she’s talking to. Probably Bellamy and Kane.

Is this the first car we’ve seen in the show? It’s marked ‘Rover 1′ so there are presumably more. And it’s currently racing a horse.  

Bellamy and Lincoln are sparring. Looks like Lincoln’s winning. (It’s about time Lincoln won a fight…)

It’s a Jatavia moment! Jasper’s got a neck wound and is working on growing a goatee . I’m gonna guess he’s grieving Maya.

Kane grew a dad beard to help him with parenting Bellamy! And Kane is warning Bellamy about how the sky people believe that this is real peace and to not screw it up. 

(There was an explosion that I couldn’t get a good shot of - sorry!) Bellamy’s been captured. Looks like he’s got a paddle/blade to his neck.

WHY IS MONTY BEING HELD HOSTAGE? WHO DO WE NEED TO ATTACK?

This reminds me of the Clarke/Anya river fight post escape from Mount Weather. Hopefully this one doesn’t end with Clarke being hit over the head with a rock… 

Overall, I WANT SEASON 3 AND I WANT IT NOW. 

I wasn’t really all that excited about season 3 till this came out so… well played, Jason, well palyed

So basically Bad Blood music video is directed by Joseph Kahn - the same man who directed Blank Space. And I can tell you why. Taylor from Blank Space video was bored with destroying men and their cars and clothes and trees around so she decided to be serial killer, fight with swords and other weapon. How cool is that?

You should stay away from people that tell you that you can’t have this car or that car because the repairs are “expensive”. This is a bullshit excuse that they tell themselves on why they have stupid cars, you can’t compare a shitty car to a premium car made in Germany for example. Sure I might pay extra to fix my car, but at the end of the day I’m driving a premium car and that’s the price.
GARDEN. lyrics.

HINDS | GARDEN

how many secrets you have that keep you smiling that way?
you better start to behave.

and how many scars you don’t share, and why do i care?
still, i can smell that something failed.

and you robbed that map just to run away, and that car but “don’t turn off the lights yet”? you know that you’re afraid.

and I feel like i’m freezing again,
you won’t say you’re bored anymore
‘cause i can take you dancing
use me to feel home.

it’s the same old story of the bad boy,
give me the keys and i’ll..

how many times did you come until i found you in this dirty spot, in this random place?
i can tell - i can tell that something failed

give me the money, show me the game | show me the rules again, because i’ll play it, i’ll play it, i’ll take it now.

and I feel like i’m freezing again,
you won’t say you’re bored any more
'cause i can take you dancing
use me to feel home

It’s the same old story of the bad boy
give me the keys and i’ll show you how to fight for more.

all lyrics by carlotta and ana🌙