can you tell i like this horse

Experience: Taehyung (Tongues Series Part 6 of 7) [M]

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

STRESSED | LAZY | BREAK | 69 | FOOD | EXPERIENCE | WATCH

Warning: Cunnilingus… There’s also a lot of praise in this… hmmmm… i can’t think of anything else right now.


EXPERIENCE: Taehyung

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hey how do you tell if a horse is engaged? I can feel it when i ride, and i can see the difference between side by side videos of engaged vs un-engaged movement but when i’m actually watching a horse move, i’m just like ??? I don’t know what to look for really… I try to go by a round back (hard for me to tell mostly), how far the horse steps under itself and if their back legs stretch back far or stay close to the body but honestly i’ve just been pretending that i know 

texts from last night: seventeen
  • s.coups: im gonna fight the coyote
  • jeonghan: idk if i deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
  • joshua: the 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that’s not a sign that he’s secretly the antichrist, idk what is.
  • jun: i know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
  • hoshi: don’t put me in that position. i am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
  • wonwoo: i could tell my life story through kermit memes
  • woozi: also i feel like death. but like. in a good way
  • dk: please come to class. i miss you and i have a horse mask
  • mingyu: you gotta do what you gotta do. like how i gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. i just gotta.
  • the8: i just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. can you come over?
  • vernon: i have 35 pounds of pennies. need any?
  • seungkwan: i just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
  • dino: went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was “ten hours of whale sounds”

eight-orange-flowers  asked:

For your mermaid!au I like to imagine that Victor and Yuuri become good friends and that Victor tells the corniest fish/mermaid jokes and there are times when Yuuri just takes his giant tail to either splash Victor with water/smack him into the water because Victor stop why are you so embrassing. And that leads to epic water/splash fights and general horsing around. :)

Aaahhh omg that’s so cute :D I could totally imagine that 
Makes me want to finish the next parts but i can’t ahhhhhhhh

Review: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

When I started the journey in this game (because it is a journey, a long usually gliding one) I had no idea what I was in for. I wasn’t sure if this was going to be something enjoyable, an open world LoZ game…

Let me tell you, they did it amazingly well. They did so because they’ve created a game, like many others… but they refined it. The established a set of rules, and the game follows those rules beautifully. I spent more time climbing and looking at the landscape than I did riding a horse!

Visually this game is incredible, it’s the perfect blend of nostalgia and new wonder. There are places in this game where you can die in seconds, but the few seconds you have are spent in absolute awe of the map. Jaw down, eyes wide, a just the barest hint of breath.

Combat is intuitive, which is strange to say. Once you have the basics down, you’ll start developing strange skills. The game isn’t as tutorial as you expect, and it doesn’t treat you like you’ve never touched a video game before which is a win. Learning to perfect dodge is going to be your best friend, take my word for it.

I do have some mild gripes… weapon durability is a Russian Roulette. Will your weapon explode during this combo? FIND OUT IN A SECOND! If you’re not collecting/filling your weapons cache then you’re going to run into issues. The Master Sword doesn’t “break” but it does run out of juice. And that juice only gets squeezed back every 10 minutes. BUT YOU GET VERY LITTLE WARNING. I’d much rather had a number to look at… something to let me know ages in advance whether I should toss a weapon for a new one, or hang on to it. Weapon strength is almost useless because of this… a weapon with high attack moves super slow, and breaks after an enemy or two, or it moves fast and breaks after an enemy or two.

And then there are the lightning storms… NINTENDO WHY. The first time lightning struck me, I was so startled I jumped. I launched off of my couch like a spring, eyes wild, cats fled the scene knocking over my giant bottle of gamer fuel, an owl hooted it’s laughter… a little warning about how LOUD, how SUDDEN, AND how realistic. I had a set of wooden weapons specifically for these storms. Because never again…

It’s so good though, so beautiful, so story good… oh it’s great. AND THERE’S MORE!

We noticed that there was going to be some dlc SOME DLC!! later this year adding a whole new set of story arc. That was a pleasant surprise.

So my suggestion? Either watch the game play just to get a sense of awe, or get out and get that game for the wii u and enjoy yourself. Take your time, explore, breathe the wilderness…


Also… amiibos are your friends. So many friends.

And Sidon is my dude.

Reasons to love Callie Torres
  • Callie: You can't pray away the gay!
  • Callie: You don't destroy the person that you love.
  • Callie: It's not a horse, it's a pegasus. And it wants to hold your hand.
  • Callie: "Specializes in complete body rejuvenation." Yeah, I bet you do, Cheryl.
  • Callie: [Arizona: Calliope, I haven't seen you around.] Yeah well, I've been avoiding you.
  • Callie: I like penis. I am a huge, HUGE fan of penis.
  • Callie: You gotta get back in the saddle... And she's got a nice saddle.
  • Callie: Major vibage for major Hunt.
  • Callie: I think [vagina] is a pretty word. People should say it more.
  • Callie: *Rants angrily in Spanish*
  • Callie: I'm a superstar! A superstar with a scalpel!
  • Callie: It's called LGTBQ for a reason. There's a B in there and it doesn't mean badass. Okay, it kinda does. But it also means bi.
  • Callie: Maybe I will see leaves, but I will also see flowers. I might be a whole forest girl.
  • Callie: *Dances in underwear*
  • Callie: Kepner, get out of my vagina.
  • Callie: Oh my God, oh my God! This baby is crack. She's my crack baby!
  • Callie: Alex, stop sleeping with your co-workers. It ruins them. [Alex: I slept with you.] And now I no longer sleep with men!
  • Callie: Kepner... I need you to speak differently.
  • Callie: Their hate will destroy the hospital and then the whole planet.
  • Callie: I was a lot cooler when I was single. [Cristina: You were hardly ever single.] *laughs* I know, I know!
  • Callie: Ohhhh, right in the boob!
Karasuno Babes Telling You They Love You

Daichi: “ don’t you roll your eyes at me ______ I told you once and I’ll tell you again you arE NOT WEARING THAT REVEALING OUTFIT”

Suga: “did you get that note I put in your lunch box? Cute, right? I deserve a kiss when you see me 💖”

Asahi: “please come pick me up its getting dark and I know you can protect me”

Nishinoya: “don’t you dare touch my _____ I have horselike reflexes!”
Them: don’t you mean cat like reflex-“
Nishinoya: *horse kicks them in the fucking mouth*

Tanaka: "I didn’t know what kind of flowers you liked so I got you one of each, and I got you the coffee you like because I just remembered you’re allergic to flowers”

Hinata: “don’t worry love! I’ll stay up all night to help you study! I already made flashcards for the test” *10 mins later 💤💤💤💤*

Kageyama: *you find random food coupons in your mailbox and lunchbox*

Tsukishima: “if you even as much as breath on this mixtape I made you wrong I will NEVER make you another! You hear me?”

Yamaguchi: “i knitted you a sweater and me a matching one! Let’s wear it everyday for the rest of our lives”

Chris&Eva (requested) #5 (Skam)

“Bro, that’s the ugliest Christmas sweater I’ve ever seen,” Chris exclaimed as soon as William stepped into the living room. “Is Noora punishing you for something?”

“Very funny. I actually bought  two of these, so we both could match,” William said,clearly unbothered  by Chris’s comment.

“In that case, I like it very much,”  he said trying to look as earnest as possible, but bursting out into a fit of laughter a moment later. “Never took you for a romantic. Do you write her lover letter and leave them around the flat as well?”

“Did you know that Santa’s flying reindeer were inspired by Odin’s eight-legged horse? Noora told me that today. It’s actually quite inter-“

“No, no, no. Don’t change the subject, young man. Tell me, William Magnusso, when did you become such a romantic? Did Noora torture you by tying you to a chair and making you watch Love Actually 50 times, or what? Or did she play you one of Justin Bieber’s albums? And more importantly, is this romance shit contagious?” Chris asked pretending to look all concerned, but failing miserably. “We can seek professional help. I am sure doctors will know how to cure you,” he continued, patting Williams back. William swatted his hand away and shoved laughing Chris out of the sofa.

“Shut up. Love does that, it changes us. Trust me, I didn’t think it was possible for me to change, to become a better man. But, then I met Noora and, I was determined to become someone who was good enough to be seen with her.”

Silence settled between them. Chris was taken aback by William’s words. He didn’t think that their conversation will become so serious, so quickly.  As guys they didn’t usually talk about their feelings. Their conversations usually revolved around girls, parties, sports and other meaningless stuff. Well, for William it had become meaningless. For Chris those were still very relevant conversation topics.

“One day you’re going to meet someone, fall in love, and you won’t be able to imagine you’re life without that person.”

Chris being, well, Chris wasn’t used to having serious conversation, not with William, not with anyone, really. Somehow, he knew that William wasn’t going to let this conversation drop. So that left him one option, turn this conversation into joke.

“Seriously, Will? You sound just like one of the characters in that TV show that Eva and I watched a while ago. One Tree something. One chick said, and I quote, Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one,” he said, making his voice as high pitched as possible and wiping away fake tears,”After I started laughing she proceeded to smack me accross the chest, and rant for 5 minutes about how Lucas and Peyton were ment to be together since the first episode. Peyton is the girl who said that cringy line, by the way.”

“That must have been so horrible, how did you survive?” William asked, with amused look on his face.

“It was brutal, man. But I made her promise that next time we will watch From Dusk Till Dawn:The Series and she will get her own snacks because she always steals mine. So annoying,” he said. Every single time that they have watched some TV show ,Eva had managed to finish her snacks even before they had gotten to half of the episode and instead of getting up to get some more snack, she  always starts to munch on his.

“Yeah, Eva is so annoying. How do you put up with her?”William asked smiling, not even looking at Chris, but typing something into his phone, probably some sickly cute text to Noora.

“I didn’t say Eva was annoying, she’s far from annoying. She’s very funny . She doesn’t even get offended by some of the jokes I make. Few of the girls have bursted into tears because of them. Eva doesn’t. She just smacks me and calls me an asshole. And she’s really chill, you know? She doesn’t get worked up over some random shit, like ripping her tights or spilling a juice on her top. When we’re hanging out, I don’t have to talk to her or listen to her talk every second of every minute. We can both be in the same place doing our own stuff. Being with her is just…easy,” he said, feeling out of breath. Well, that was a mouthful..

“Wow, Chris. I didn’t things were so serious between the two of you,” William said with a  broad smile on his face.

“What are you talking about?”

“You do realize that you just talked about Eva the way I imagine, I usually look like when I talk about Noora,” he replied and gave Chris a playful shove.

“No, I didn’t. If I did, I would have been on meds against diabetes from all the sweetness,” Chris said with a grin.

“A wise woman once said, and I quote,Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one,”  William shouts halfway out of the door.

“Fuck off.And you better get your bro one of those ugly matching Christmas sweaters. We don’t want people thinking that we’re having trouble in paradise,”  he shouted back. Damn, was it nice to have his best friend back.

Suddenly, Chris phone lit up and text from Eva appeared.

So… my mom is out of town… You up to torture me with “From Dusk Till Dawn”?

An involuntary smile spread across Chris’s face as he typed.

Sure. I hope you will be wearing your sexiest onsie.

A few seconds latter a reply comes back.

I might just have one big enough to fit you. We will both match. ;) xx

Matching onsies… Chris read and reread the last sentence again and again.Matching onsies? They both will have matching onsies. Just like Noora and William both have matching Christmas sweaters. Oh, God… Were they both becoming like Noorhelm?

Certainly, they weren’t.

They weren’t even dating.

What were they doing?

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Hello. So, I’ve got cold and feel like crap. Very sorry for how long this turned out. But, I am too lazy to shorten it. I could barely edit it. Nonetheless, I hope you will enjoy it.xxx

I don’t think I will post tomorrow. But leave your requests and I will try and write them, when I have time. Because this week is pretty busy since it’s almost the end of semester and I have tons to do. And I am preparing for my drivers test as well. 

Hope you like this little (ok, not that little) scribble.

-B

Are you sure?

Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed brain.  I’d like to introduce you to a cousin of mine, Magnus Chase.

Percy: Hey man, nice to meet you. I’m Percy Jackson.

Magnus: Hey man, likewise. Annabeth tells me you have a sword that turns into a pen. Mine turns into a pendant, and it kind of talks.

Percy: Wait, what? Why couldn’t I have a talking sword??

*Annabeth rolls her eyes*

Magnus: Yeah, that’s not really a good thing.

Percy: Well, I can relate with that. I have a horse named BlackJack that won’t shut up about doughnuts. You’re lucky you can shut it up when it turns into a pendant.

Magnus: Actually…I can also talk to horses, because I’m the Son of Frey.

*Percy raises his eyebrow and looks at Annabeth*

Percy: Are you sure he’s not MY cousin?

is it possible that epona’s going to be some magical horse in botw? apparently, if you tame a horse and bring it to the ranch/stable in botw, the man running it will tell you that if you whistle, it’ll come if it’s nearby, but that since it isn’t a magic horse it can’t hear you whistle from a long distance. in previous games, epona comes if you play the song from anywhere. does this mean epona is some magical goddess horse being? she’s named after a roman goddess so i’m like 🤔🤔🤔 hmm….

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Requested by Anon #72

Mal: You know never told me who your parents are?
Y/N: Really Mal? You can’t tell? The Scottish accent and the red hair?
Mal: I grew up on the Isle of the Lost I don’t known a lot of princess or princes.
Y/N: My mam was Princess Merida of DunBroch. She is Queen now.
Mal: What was her story? Who was the villain?
Y/N: No human villains really. My mam was not your typical princess she loved her bow and arrow and horse riding.
Mal: She sounds like an amazing person.
Y/N: She is. You should meet her next time she visits.
Mal: I’d love to Y/N.
Y/N: She would like you, you stand up for what you believe in no matter what others think.
Mal: Then I can’t wait to meet her!

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We’re going like horses on a carousel, we keep rounding. Everyone thinks that we’re perfect, but you know the truth, we’re not. Tell me, please, what can I do to make it all feel better?  I know you better than anyone else. It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife, I just want to fix the things. But maybe you don’t want the things to get better, maybe I’m just a silly girl trying to fix silly boys.That’s my mistake… I should’ve never said the word love.

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“I can think of little worse than being amongst all of that.” Ellery inclined his head towards his horse. “She’s better company than the lot of them.”

“If they’re anything like you, I’m sure a large stone would claim that title too.”

“Shut up, Fitzgerald.” He grumbled, albeit somewhat half heartedly.

“You’re not still angry that you came seventh in that last competition are you? You did look so distracted in the ring.” She could have sworn she saw his face flush. “Get out of my stall, Fitzgerald.”

“Ooh, Ellery, don’t tell me you’re in a mood on Christmas,” Céilí cooed, enjoying his irritation. She plucked a twig of mistletoe from one of the garlands lining the stalls and advanced, twirling the stem before her like a wand. “It’s the season of joy and forgiveness. And just when I was going to ask the gentleman for a kiss! What will I do now?”

“Any time, any place, or anywhere you know that I’ll always be there*.” One choice, one decision, one wish from deep in her heart at Christmas time has led Riley to this time and place with Lucas. *This Gift, 98°

Cross Posted to FF.Net

CHAPTER ONE


Author Note: Sorry it’s been a few days since I posted the first chapter. I can’t wait to hear what you all think so far.


Chapter Two:

“Are you okay, I can’t believe the horse got spooked like that, Jasmine is normally so calm.” He caressed her face lovingly, “What else besides your head hurts?”

“Nothing, I don’t think. You know the name of the police horse?” She still couldn’t believe it was him.

Lucas looked away from her, “Calliope go and call Doc Evans, tell her your Mom got thrown from a horse and hit her head.”

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bts as things people in my theater company have said
  • seokjin: no! no sour patch kids below the waist! it’s not body safe!
  • yoongi: TELL THE PRODUCER THEY’RE PRETTY. RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW.
  • hoseok: if you say screaming isn’t live musical theatre you obviously haven’t heard me scream
  • namjoon: you can bring a horse to water but you can’t suck his dick to convince him that he’s gay
  • jimin: attention everyone, i will now allow thirty seconds for you to all stare at my ass
  • taehyung: *repeatedly screaming ‘anus’*
  • jungkook: I’M AN ADULT NOW WHICH MEANS I CAN HAVE SEX WITH ALLLLLL OF YOU... i mean like. hypothetically. if someone wanted to.

I love the look on Piper’s face here because despite the crack you can see her mind processing everything that Alex told her and her realizing how much of a horse’s ass she was. Shes listening, like really listening. Before she was just hearing Alex and dismissing her fears like they were nothing but now she’s actually listening and the enormity of the situation finally just hits her like a fucking wrecking ball. Alex was in danger, she tried to tell me, I didn’t listen, she was all on her own, she killed someone, I wasn’t there, she’s in pain.

anonymous asked:

Who are you on your high horse and your fake career to tell us what we can and can't vote for. Go fuck yourself and keep pretending you're anyone.

Let’s talk about me and my fake career then…

Me and my fake career just added one of the producers of Fear The Walking Dead as an Executive Producer on the movie I have in pre-production right now. Yeah, you read that right…look below. 

My fake career also got me to attach one of the best reviewed cinematographers that premiered at Tribeca last year. My fake directorness has landed me a first assistant director that has worked with other directors like James Franco and who just recently 1st AD’d a feature that was in competition at Sundance and sold to wide release while there. My fakeness got me a Script Supervisor that has worked with Spielberg. My fake self is also having lunch tomorrow with an actor who played one of the most iconic roles in the history of cinema and has been directed by some of the most revered directors of all time because he wants to be in this movie (that I wrote btw) and wants to talk about the story and the character with me. My fake career has also attached Reece, an actor who has had several different features premiere and/or win at Sundance and has lead movies opposite people like Anna Kendrick and Bruce Willis. And this is only the shit I can go into and that’s sort of already out there for public consumption. It’s been a big week over here. 

You can check it out for yourselves: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6046786/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_wr#writers

Y’all wasting time insisting that my career is fake and I’m out here actually trying to change shit while y’all sitting on your couch voting on meaningless polls for fanon straight white girl ships. I think one of us should be embarrassed and it sure as fuck ain’t me.

The Signs as Songs from Cry Baby by Melanie Martinez

Aries: Pacify Her
Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours
But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?
Pacify her
I can’t stand her whining
Where’s her binky now?
And loving her seems tiring
So boy, just love me down, down, down

Taurus: Alphabet Boy
Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you’re around
You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
You can crush my candy cane but you’ll never catch me cry
If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don’t be surprised

Gemini: Training Wheels
Letting go, letting go
Telling you things you already know
I explode, I explode
Asking you where you want us to go
You’ve been riding two wheelers all your life
It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife
Wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say
Is this coming off in a cheesy way?

Cancer: Carousel
Round and round like a horse on a carousel, we go,
Will I catch up to love? I could never tell, I know,
Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I
Feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel

Leo: Pity Party
Did my invitations disappear
Why’d I put my heart on every cursive letter?
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to

Virgo: Tag, You’re It
Running through the parking lot
He chased me and he wouldn’t stop
Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it
Little bit of poison in me
I can taste your skin in my teeth
“I love it when I hear you breathing
I hope to God you’re never leaving”

Libra: Dollhouse
Places, places, get in your places
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.
Everyone thinks that we’re perfect
Please don’t let them look through the curtains.

Scorpio: Mad Hatter
I’m peeling the skin off my face
‘Cause I really hate being safe
The normal’s, they make me afraid
The crazies, they make me feel sane

Sagittarius: Cake
You smell just like vanilla
You taste like buttercream
You’re filling up my senses
With empty calories
I feel like I’m just missing
Something whenever you leave

Capricorn: Sippy Cup
Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don’t sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

Aquarius: Soap
Should’ve never said the word “love”
Threw a toaster in the bathtub
I’m sick of all the games I have to play
I’m tired of being careful, tiptoe, trying to keep the water warm
Let me under your skin
Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed
Why do I always spill?

Pisces: Cry Baby
Your heart’s too big for your body
It’s why you won’t fit inside
They’re pouring out
Where everyone can see
They call you cry baby
But you don’t fucking care
So you laugh through your tears

The Night Court Dream Team and Periods
  • Imagine the Dream Team females periods all syncing upand all the Night Court Males like freaking the fuck out. Can’t you imagine? Because I can and I giggle every time I imagine each of the males running around trying to help all the females with food and massages and stuff.
  • Azriel: Trying to help Mor- *eyes wide in fear, shadows swirling* “Just TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!”
  • Cassian: sits on the opposite side of the room from Nesta (because I’m including her in on this) and just throws pieces of chocolate at her when her eyes start to narrow in on him, before she gets a chance to spit some insult.
  • Rhys: ...my god RHYS JUST winnows in and out at rapid speeds bringing everything he can think of to Feyre, like "here my beautiful mate. A box of paint brushes. A HWOLE CART INCLUDING THE HORSE OF PAINTS, not red tho. HERE IS A BUNCH OF FLOWERS FROM THE RAINBOW. Let ME halp youuuuuu feel better I am High Lord and I still just CANt deal!” And feyre is now buried under all the stuff and is trying to get him to calm down but Mor is now yelling and Azriel is crying; and Nesta is fighting Cassian; and Feyre can't help but laugh which worries Rhys even more.
  • Then there is Amren: if she even has one...everyone INCLUDING the other females just keep giving her jewelry and she still doesn't understand why because what is pain...”
  • I'm imagining that gif from that one tv show of the guy that comes back from getting pizza and everyone in the apartment is in the middle of a disaster.