can you tell i like that photo

anonymous asked:

I don't know if this story of Liam and the baby is true, but his words are very cute. This is what I expect a new dad to say about his baby and then I look at Louis and his past interview (I know he will be a great dad though) and the only words were 'buzzing, yeah I'm buzzing, he's not a dog, yeah, I don't think he changed me etc'. Even if you think one is more private than the other you can't tell me Louis couldn't say or write in the baby photos something better even just once but nothing..

Yep…


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:Yeah parents want that except Briana of course who wants the kid to look exactly like Louis, because you know why.

lol indeed 

friendly reminder that i am incredibly se*x repulsed 80% of the time, which means if you post a bunch of untagged nudit*y (n*udes, se*x gifs, photos of people sticking random objects in their geni*tals, eTC) i will unfollow. i also check everyone that follows me, and if i see a bunch of gross shit, i will block you.

images like that make me gag, and if they’re untagged i can’t avoid them.

if im doing a follower check, and i can’t tell if you’re some creepy ki*nk blog, prepare to say hello to the block button.

im not trying to shit on hypersexual folks, i experience it myself, but graphic ns*fw images make me vomit in my normal state, and i would like to avoid that.

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I’m really struggling. You can tell by my face in these photos that I’m not happy to look the way that I do.
I’m 144 after being 136 only six short months ago. I hate knowing that I’ve gained weight after feeling so successful over the winter.

I can’t get to the gym as often as I’d like, mainly due to working four 10 hour days for my fulltime job, and two 6-8 hour days most weekends for my part time job. During the week, I work 8am-6:30pm, and get home at 7. It’s HARD to make myself go to the gym at 730 at night when I know that I need to be sleeping again in three hours in order to function properly the next day. I feel like that’s just an excuse, but right now I just feel like there literally are not enough hours in the day for me to make EVERYTHING fit in.

Going to the gym stresses me out, and not going to the gym stresses me out. I hate it. I used to have all the time in the world to get to the gym and I feel like I am failing.

What I’m going to try to do is eat less processed food and more whole foods. I’m already pretty decent, but there’s definite room for improvement and with not having the time or energy to get to the gym right now, I should be putting more focus on eating even better than I already do. Hopefully I’ll be getting a normal 8 Hour work day again soon and my gym schedule will go back to normal again too.

I’m a graphic artist, and several of my clients are politicians. Here are some of the requests they’ve made.

Client: Make me thinner.

Client: Give me more hair.

Client: Remove the bags under my eyes.

Client: Use this photo of my face, but put me in the suit from this magazine—you know, like paper dolls.

Client: I love this old photo of me, but my ex-wife is in it. Take her out and put in my current wife.

Client: Here’s a photo of me debating my opponent. Make me look taller than him. Also, could you make it look like he’s sweating?

Client: It’s important everyone sees how family-oriented I am. Make my wife stand out more. Now make my kids stand out more. Now make me stand out more, because now you can’t tell I’m the focal point.

The best, though, is that this has been an exchange I’ve had with every politician client.

Client: Above all, this has to be unique!

Me: Understood.

Client: Great. Now use the American flag as a background, and make the text red and blue.

cute things I will do as ur girlfriend

•hold ur hand
•have a folder on my phone of cute photos of you
• I will also take cute photos of you
• because you are cute and I will remind this everyday
• write poems about you
• I’ll probably draw you too many times
• I’ll make you lots and lots of playlist of songs that remind me of you
• I have a lot of cute date ideas
• my lips are always available to kiss
• I’ll tell everyone we’re dating bc I’m proud to say so
• I’ll comment on your pictures
• especially your selfies
• we can cuddle a lot
• you can pick the movie
• I don’t even like movies
• but I like you

anonymous asked:

i like your blog but you post to many black goths. imho they just dont look right.

They look just as beautiful as any white goths and they have the right to express themselves and exist in this space as much as anyone else.

I’ve said this before but I’ll repeat since it needs to be said:

There is no right skin colour to be goth. Period. Goth is a composite of multiple things and appearance is just one fraction of all that. Skin colour, hair colour, make-up style, gender, and whatnot do not define whether you can be goth or not, and no way is the “right” way to have them.

The pale red-lipped and black-haired girl dressed in all black might be the stereotype of a goth but that is a very shallow and one-sided representation of the people in the community. How many of us actually fit into that stereotype? How many of us strive to look like that because if we don’t, we will get told we don’t look right? Goth has since its beginning featured many ethnicities, and there is nothing weird about non-white goths in the subculture. Research information and photos of the English goth scene in the 80s. There are loads of non-white goths absolutely rocking the original look (not to mention creating other forms of gothy art like alternative music). The main reason it “doesn’t look right” to you is because the stereotype is so strong and over-represented in gothic imagery. But we all know stereotypes can be terribly, terribly wrong, which leads to this kind of racism (yes, that’s what this is).

There are many gothic styles I personally don’t like, but it is not my place to tell those people that I don’t think they look good. I wouldn’t want them telling me that, so why would I do that to others? And I’m talking about styles that someone chooses to wear, so can you even imagine hearing it about something you cannot choose like skin colour? I understand that it is your personal preference and your opinion but is it necessary to bring it up when all it will do is discourage people from being a part of a community they feel they belong to? There’s a ton of people outside the subculture whose ignorance can make being a goth difficult, we shouldn’t be doing that to each other within the subculture too.

Some goths are black, some goths are Asian, some goths wear hijabs, some goths keep their natural hair, the list goes on. And they all look gorgeous and have as much right to express themselves in the subculture as white goths. In reality the subculture is extremely diverse but there is so much gate-keeping from goths who think that you need to look like X and listen to Y that we end up only seeing a glimpse of it all. That shouldn’t be, and as corny as it sounds, we should try to create a comfortable, safe community instead of one that shuns people out because they do not fit a stereotype.

The non-white goths aren’t going anywhere from my blog, they belong there as much as any white goth, classic horror heroine or Addams Family member.

selfie! :DDDD

How To Visit A Graveyard

I have at long last found an amazing local graveyard, and as I walked around it, I wanted to write some encouragement for you to go graveyard hunting!

It’s one of my fave hobbies. Its not only a great way to feel ghosty, but also to connect with your local area, learn some history, get out doors, and be immanent. I especially want to encourage my copingkin followers, or ghosts with mental health troubles, to go visit your local graveyard. They are such peaceful places, and a great excuse to go for a walk.

1. Respect the living
The dead don’t care, as far as I can tell. Graveyards are for the living, and the living get pissed. Dress down - leave the black lace parasol at home. No pagan stuff or rituals unless what you are doing is indistinguishable from “a nice walk”. No make-outs. If you see another person - or as often happens, a funeral - simply make yourself scarce. Finally, if you are taking photos, avoid any graves from the 1940s or later - as they may have living relatives.

2. Good things to bring: good shoes, graveyards can be uneven to walk on. A camera. I like to bring plastic bags and gardening gloves. Appropriate weather gear. Some tissues - many yards will have toilets, but they aren’t always kept regularly.

3. Take care of your graveyard, and it will take care of you. I like to litter-pick as I go, as a way of saying thank you; I often stand planters back upright or clear away stones and debris obscuring a name (never do this at Jewish cemetaries, as leaving a rock each time you visit is a custom - it’s normal to see small piles of stones on their flat stones)

4. Photos look best with high contrast between light and shade. Overcast days and midday sun are only really good if you want a personal record of a cool stone you’ve found. For the dramatic, I-can’t-believe-how-easy-this-is photography, the long magic hours as the sun comes up and down gift you gold light, intense contrasts and deep black shadows. Even if you plan to make finished stills B&W, they will look better taken on a sun&shade day.

5. Cool things to look out for:
* People from different eras.
* People from different cultures, representing waves of immigration to your area.
* terrible poems
* symbols on gravestones, such as the anchor or Mason’s compass
* people who died in unusual ways, including War graves
* new features such as crematoria, ash gardens, children’s areas, chapels of memory, crypts etc
* nature - trees, birds, etc. Yew trees are traditional.

Every graveyard I go to now, I spot something new. Last week, I found a graveyard with a sign up about their “grave reclaimation” program, the rules they follow to reuse old graves for new people. You can see as you walk around graves with “chosen for reclamation” signs on them; if no family member challenges them in over a year, the graves will be taken down.

There is always something new to discover.

Costuming F*#kery

Guys guys guys guys guys!!! (Tinfoil Hattery below!)

I just picked up the Blu Ray for Season 4 and I was watching some of the extras at the end of disk 2. Specifically, I was watching Mark’s video diary, Final Scenes.

Look at what he is wearing in this video diary!! 

(Sorry for the poor quality, my good TV is in the shop.)

That is a grey suit. White stripe. PURPLE TIE. I know it’s hard to tell in these photos, but it’s the purple tie from TAB!! And the same exact suit.

The tie.

The striped pants.


He’s wearing it again here, a few minutes later in the video diary, when he shows us Eurus’s cell.

 He also does a lovely Hannibal Lecter impression here. Can you believe this guy?? 


The thing is, this exact suit and tie combo does not appear anywhere in TFP, or anywhere else in the season. (I looked. Maybe I missed it, if anyone cares to look.)

He’s wearing the suit in the TFP scene in his home, but the tie is different. It’s maroon. (hard to tell by the photo, but check it out yourself if you like.)


So why is he wearing the TAB suit/tie on set for Season 4??

  • Reasonable explanation or conspiracy?
  • Did they merely change ties or did they re-shoot some previous scenes where he was wearing that suit and tie?

Tagging tinfoil hatters.

@marathecactupus@k-s-morgan@the-7-percent-solution@sherlock-overflow-error@sherlockedmeta@gingerhermit@mycroftseyebrow@averybritishbumblebee@inevitably-johnlocked@just-sort-of-happened@melody-clark@hnm22705

beautifulames  asked:

Mama, how would the 104s and the vets look like in real life? Can u show it with celebrities' photos or something? Srry for my bad english :)

I think that’s kinda hard to tell, because everyone imagines them differently, but of course I can give you my fan cast

Mikasa: Ai Hashimoto

Reiner: Alexander Ludwig

Bertholdt: Max Irons


Annie: Kristen Stewart

Eren: Stephen Walker

Jean: Jonah Scott


Sasha: Elisabeth Olsen (idek)


Connie: Alfred Enoch (I know Connie isn’t canonically black, but i don’t give a single fuck, bye)

Historia: Dakota Fanning

Armin: Lou Wegner


Levi: Edward Furlong (at least when he was younger haha)


Hanji: Takuya Uehara

Erwin: Chris Evans (I’m so sorry)


Unfortunately I don’t have anyone for Marco, Ymir, Nanaba, Mike or Moblit
Please ignore age differences or anything, thanks

little horizon zero dawn things:

– Aloy leans forward when riding her horse (sorry, strider) up a hill and back when riding down, like youre supposed to, despite never having ridden or even seen a real horse in her life

– the mount machines all have properly animated gaits, two-beat trot three-beat canter four-beat gallop etc

– the little smile she makes when it’s snowing or raining and she puts her hands out you complain about the rain but i know the truth

– the pine saplings near pitchcliff

– studious pallas

– the poetry inside the metal flowers

– aloy’s little comments to herself when she’s picking herbs/climbing ice/the weather changes/she slides down a hillside/etc

– if you ride right up to the cutscene trigger while tracking dervahl the game animates her dismounting and patting the strider’s side as part of the cutscene

– tallnecks, esp. how they’re totally oblivious to you scrambling all over them

– the fact that you don’t need the focus to track because the environmental clues (footprints, blood smears, cart tracks, etc) are actually there

– sylens sends you a bunch of information and then there’s about a second’s worth of pause and he just sends you the definition of corporation as if that’s the only thing that might be confusing

– those two mysterious named rabbits up above devil’s thirst seriously what’s the deal with them

– the really gorgeous sunsets

– the crouch idle where she rocks back so it looks like she’s sitting

– going back to visit Rost and you actually can tell him about your journeys (i cried SO hard)

– npcs comment on what you’re wearing

– the little surprised hop-jump-look animation the watchers make when you throw a rock near them

– overridden ravagers rumbling and following you around

– the fact that overridden machines have unique animations for fighting other machines as opposed to you

– PHOTO MODE

– the sound the metal flowers make

– Aloy’s little shrug when she drops the safe through the floor

– aloy shutting down all the dudes who try to flirt with her

– seriously she’s so blunt i love it the world needs more blunt pragmatic heroines

– “it’s a door”

– the hair physics and the way the sun catches in the edges of her hair

– big machines knock over trees when they go into forested areas and it’s terrifying

– the way the fog moves over the ground in waves

– aloy’s crooked teeth and bushy eyebrows and slightly chubby face and she’s stocky but also ripped from years of hunting like she looks like a person shes perfect

– the fact that the mount machines have the same base body but slightly different sounds and idle animations

– did i mention studious pallas? i love him he is Trying his Best

Dear Harry,

How’re things? Hope Ron and Hermione are well. I hear Gryffindor won the last Quidditch match against Slytherin. And that someone nearly knocked Lucius Malfoy’s prancing son off his broom while catching the snitch. Great work, kid. James would be so proud.

My godfatherly duties compel me to make sure you’re finishing your homework and all that rubbish but honestly, just try not to get yourself killed or piss off McGonagall, and we’ll call it a day, yeah?

Glad you like the photos I sent you. In case you were wondering, the third one in the pile was from your dad’s bachelor party; pole dancing isn’t normally my thing but it was a dare and I pocketed about fifteen galleons that night and impressed one of the muggle waitresses, so it was worth it.

Can’t tell you exactly where I am at the moment for obvious reasons but it’s a hell of a lot better than that cave; I haven’t resorted to eating rats for at least two weeks. And glory, glory, hallelujah, this place has indoor plumbing.


I’ve been keeping quiet, mostly as Snuffles, but I did nick an iPhone off a bus stop bench a few weeks back and it’s full of mildly interesting useless shit that wastes your time, which is something. And it’s got a camera, which is also something. You’re probably familiar with muggle video cameras, but I’d never seen one myself–dementors aren’t the best cinematographers.


Accidentally got too ahead of myself and used up all the “memory” after I left the thing running. I’ve heard you can delete “files” but I’ve tried every spell in the book and the closest I got was making a photo I’d taken of some floorboards quack and momentarily disappear. Did manage to shoot this, though.

Don’t worry; no one knew I’d broken into the house. They won’t miss their pound of frozen chicken; they had three more and now I’m set for a few days. And I doubt they’ll notice one pair of missing socks. Couldn’t help myself; they’re some sort of fluffy cotton. An obnoxious shade of orange, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Talk soon. Stay cool, kid,

Sirius

When you meet your fave and he is every bit as nice and adorable as you thought he would be and you’re both really un-photogenic (and sleepy)  at midnight but it’s okay because you had a nice talk and good things happened for you and everything is great and nothing else matters.

Photographer: “Lin, stand in front of that Season Board for the Public Theater. History is happening in Manhattan.This is historic.”

Lin: “Would you mind waiting a minute? I need to finish this banana.”

Photographer: “No, Lin! I’m past patiently waiting. PLEASE. Get. In. The Frame.”

Lin: “But this lovely banana—”

Photographer: “Bear with me. Are you aware that we’re making history?”

Lin: “Oh, all right.”

Lin’s mind: *There will come a day when I can eat a banana in peace*

Lin’s mind: *What the–?!?!*

Lin’s mind: *Did they seriously put White Men right above Hamilton?!*

Photographer (to a friend): “I wish I could tell you what was happening in his brain


(What I like to imagine happened during the taking of this photo)

THE BANQUET PICTURES

You know what I’m talking about, the pictures at the end of Episode 10.  So we know that all the pictures we see come from three phones.  

The first phone:

Has a picture of Makkachin as the wallpaper and 5 photos in the GPF/SOCHI folder and like over a thousand photos in a folder titles “Makkachin” it’s safe to say we know who’s phone this is.

The Second phone:

Has a picture of Christophe and Viktor on the podium with Chris as the focus and has 3 photos from the Banquet♡ it’s safe to assume that this is Christophe’s phone.

Now the third phone… 

The Third Phone:

The third phone has a photo of what as it’s background?  Let’s take a closer look here.  

Oh right, it’s a picture of piroshki on a plate sitting on a cheetah print table cloth.

Wait what!? You mean it’s not a katsudon like I thought it was for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

It’s a picture of, let’s repeat this in bold, PIROSHKI ON A PLATE SITTING ON CHEETAH PRINKT TABLE CLOTH.

Okay, so you’re telling me the third phone, the phone that has a folder titled DANCE/GPF with 33 photos in it.

THIRTY THREE PHOTOS

Photos which include these gems:

came from the phone which has a picture of, let’s bold this again, PIROSHKI ON A PLATE ON TOP OF CHEETAH PRINT TABLECLOTH  which we can only assume belongs to Yuri Plisetsky.

YURI PLISETSKY.

Of the three people where were present at the Banquet and took pictures (and kept them for a whole year) the ONLY phone which had pictures of Yuuri and Christophe pole dancing practically naked, is Yuri Plisetsky.

So what you’re telling me is that Yuri not only took pictures of Yuuri in his boxers pole dancing (and dancing with Viktor ♡) but he KEPT them.

I think it’s safe to say that it’s canon that Yuri Plisetsky not only looked up to Yuuri as a skater, but also had the biggest fucking crush on the man.  

At least this is my takeaway from all this.

I’m shook.

itybitynovak  asked:

Can you please write an imagine where the reader has had just a really bad day and they come home to Harry and just lots of fluff and cuddles please? Thank you, love :)

First, I’m sorry this took so long to get too.. precisely why I’m terrible with requests. Second, I changed the idea just a bit, but it works out all the same, I think. x

Also the cut on this one is at the top  because the photo I used *can* be considered NSFW. So- proceed with caution, lol. 

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anonymous asked:

What would a Ravenclaw road trip look like?

  • Going so far off the beaten track that it’s a distant memory
  • Taking so many detours and diversions that you can’t even remember the original destination 
  • Probably getting lost more than once
  • Singing along with the radio until your voice hurts
  • Visiting old museums and weird landmarks in equal measure 
  • Learning about new people, new cultures and yourself
  • Getting away from it all
  • Suitcase overflowing with cool souvenirs and mementoes 
  • Taking loads of photos
  • Collecting a million stories to tell when you finally go home
  • Daydreaming as you watch the scenery go by

Originally posted by gabedonohoe

Masterlist: (x)

-Kerrie