can you milk a cat

Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk

Note: Cat!Hybrid Yoongi 💕 😼 You can read the first part HERE and the second part HERE. Thank you for being so patient with me posting all those tiny spoilers ages ago which weren’t really spoilers but just me getting ideas out. POV shifting, clichés, and ridiculous, unrealistic word porn ahoy. I’m guilty of doing that thing where I neglect exposition in favor of smut because I’m tired and this has been SITTING in a drafted state since literally 2016 while it’s fkcinf August 2017. Also I typed this 99% on mobile so I’ll edit formatting later. 

The specialiest thanks to @joondaily and @94hixtape for reading through everything and giving me amazing feedback. 

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Genre: smut, hybrid au
Warnings: graphic sexual content (fantasizing, masturbation, oral, penetrative - dear lord holy hell), hybrid smut
Word Count: 10k (over ten thousand fucking words) 
Rating: X, for eXtra graphic (MA/NC-17) 

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Yoongi doesn’t get to finish his sentence or his thought because you tilt your head up to lick at the thin stream of milk that runs down his neck. Your tongue meets the soft skin covering his adams apple, and you move up towards his chin. You have officially lost your goddamn mind.

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Of Snakes and Lions  Ch-5

Originally posted by jaedoworld

Rated: It’s clean for now.

Pairing: JaehyunxReaderxTaeyong

Summary: Your new term at Hogwarts starts with more drama then you intended. You didn’t expect your oldest friend to have feelings for you, but you didn’t expect to have feelings for a Gryffindor jock either.

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Marichat prompt 1: Milk

“How can you not have had milk and cookies?” Marinette asked Cat Noir, who was visiting her late one afternoon. It was an ordinary Sunday, and he just wanted a friend to hang out with. Marinette was working on some designs for a personal project when she was surprised by a knock on her window.

The Black clad hero shrugged. “I’m not allowed much in sweets at home, so I’ve never had the chance to have something like that. I AM curious tho.”

“You know what they say about curiosity and kittens, right?” Marinette said with a smile.

“Yes, but the rest of it goes that satisfaction will bring it back.” He said following her lead on the pun.

“Well Cat Noir, I’m about to change that for you. Be right back.” She climbed back into her room, leaving one half of Paris’s heroic team on her balcony.

He had nothing better to do that day, Adrien’s schedule was completely empty that day, and rather than spend all day cooped up in his room he decided to make a break for it and visit Marinette. It had only been a few weeks since he had been her body guard on request of Ladybug, whom was apparently busy at the moment to answer any calls, so he wanted to kill some time while doing a impromptu patrol.

She came back up with a plate of chocolate chip cookies and a tall glass of milk, which she placed on the table in front of him.

“OK so first you take the cookie and you dip it in the milk.” She said, doing as she was explaining. She held it in the milk for a few seconds.

“Won’t that make the cookie soggy tho?” he asked, watching as she pulled the cookie out of the milk and letting the excess drip back into the glass, before taking a healthy bite of the cookie.

“Yes, but in a good way. It tastes real good this way, and is great with real crispy cookies.” Marinette replied after swallowing her bite.

Curious about this treat, Cat Noir repeated what she had done. He took the cookie and held it in the milk, then ate the cookie. What he found in this treat was a fantastic meal. He hadn’t had cookies since before he lost his mother, and never had a cookie DIPPED in milk before. He thought that milk was just a drink you had along side them. This was eye opening.

“Wow, Princess, you sure know how to satisfy a cat don’t you! This is great!” He said with his mouth full. He swallowed the bite then apologized. Marinette giggled at his gusto. 

“I’m glad I could introduce you to it. My dad loves to dip pastries in it himself.”

“You can dip other deserts in milk too??” Cat Noir hollered, stirring another giggle from Marinette.

“Well it looks like I’ll be the reason Paris’s great Cat Noir becomes a sugar-holic huh?” She said with a smile, watching as he finished the entire plate of cookies and downed the glass of milk to follow. 

English Sayings/Phrases/Idioms

These are popular English sayings/phrases/idioms and their meanings. I realize this has probably been done before but I haven’t seen anything so I decided to do it.

“Quit/Going cold turkey”- To stop something suddenly I’m going to go cold turkey on smoking

“Kick the bucket”- To die He kicked the bucket

“Jaywalking”- To cross the street illegally I jaywalk all the time

“Saved by the bell”- Saved from an unpleasant situation by a stroke of luck You were saved by the bell

“Spill the beans”- To tell a secret Spill the beans, man

“Pleased as Punch”- To be very happy with yourself I don’t know what he did, but he seems pleased as Punch (yes the ‘P’ in ‘Punch’ is capitalized) 

“Go balls to the wall”- Go all in I’m going balls to the walls on this

“To run Amok”- To act crazily The kids ate a bunch of sugar and started to run Amok (yes the ‘A’ in ‘Amok’ is capitalized)

“Let the cat out of the bag”- To tell a secret She let the cat out of the bag

“Between a rock and a hard place”- Between one bad situation and another I’m caught between a rock and a hard place

“Penny for your thoughts”- Asking about someone’s feelings 

“Actions speak louder than words”- What you do means more than what you say

“Add insult to injury”- To make something worse And to add insult to injury, my wife cheated on me

“Costs an arm and a leg”- Very expensive This dress would cost me an arm and a leg

“At the drop of a hat”- Quickly 

“Back to the drawing board”- When something fails and you have to start all over. I guess it’s back to the drawing board

“The ball is in your court”- It is up to you to make the next decision or step

“You’re barking up the wrong tree”- Looking in the wrong place I don’t know where your husband is at, you’re barking up the wrong tree

“Beat around the bush”- Avoiding the main topic Quit beating around the bush

“Best of both worlds”- To have all the advantages. I got the best of both worlds

“Best thing since sliced bread”- A good idea or plan This show is the best thing since sliced bread

“Bite off more than you can chew”- To take on a task that is too big You bit off more than you can chew on this one

“Burn the midnight oil”- To work late into the night I’m going to burn the midnight oil tonight

“Can’t/don’t judge a book by its cover”- Cannot judge something based on appearance

“Cross that bridge when you come to it”- Deal with a problem if/when it becomes necessary, not before What about your parents? I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it

“Cry over spilled milk”- To complain about something unimportant It’s one quiz, don’t cry over spilled milk

“Curiosity killed the cat”- Being inquisitive can lead you into an unpleasant situation

“Cut corners”- Taking shortcuts

“Playing Devil’s Advocate”- To present a counter argument She’s playing Devil’s advocate at this court meeting

“Don’t count your chickens before the eggs have hatched”- Don’t make plans for something that might not happen

“Don’t give up/quit your day job”- You are not very good at something How did I do? Don’t quit your day job

“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”- Do not put all your resources in one possibility

“Drastic times call for drastic measures/Desperate times call for desperate measures”- When you are extremely desperate you need to take drastic actions

“Elvis has left the building”- It’s all over

“Every cloud has a silver lining/There is a silver lining”- Something good comes out of every situation

“Feeling a bit under the weather”- Feeling slightly ill.

“Give them the benefit of the doubt”- Believe someone’s statement, without proof

“Hear it on the grapevine”- To hear rumors about something or someone

“Hit the nail on the head”- Do or say something exactly right

“Hit the sack/sheets/hay”- To go to bed I’m really tired so I’m going to hit the hay

“In the heat of the moment”- Overwhelmed by what is happening in the moment, often refers to a decision someone made Why did you do that?! It was in the heat of the moment, man

“It takes two to tango”- Actions or communications need more than one person I can do this myself! I don’t know man, it takes two to tango

“Jump/hop on the bandwagon”- Join a popular trend or activity

“Kill two birds with one stone”- To accomplish two different things at the same time

“This is the last straw”- The final problem in a series of problems This is the last straw, after this you’re fired

“Let sleeping dogs lie”- Do not disturb something/someone

“To make a long story short”- Come to the point Anyway, to make a long story short, I killed a man

“There’s a method to my madness”- Despite one’s approach seeming random, there actually is structure to it

“Missed the boat”- Someone missed his or her chance You missed the boat on that one

“Off one’s rocker”- Crazy, demented, out of one’s mind He’s off his rocker

“On the ball/On a roll”- When someone does a series of things well You’re on a roll today!

“Once in a blue moon”- Happens very rarely Spontaneous combustion happens once in a blue moon

“Picture paints a thousand words”- A visual presentation is far more descriptive than words

“Piece of cake”- An activity that is easy or simple That’s a piece of cake, man

“Put/Pull wool over someone’s eyes”- To deceive someone I thought he was a nice guy, but he was just pulling the wool over my eyes

“See eye to eye”- This idiom is used to say that two people agree on something We’re seeing eye to eye on this

“Sit on the fence”- Someone does not want to/can not make a decision. I’m on the fence about this one

“Speak of the devil”- Used when the person you have just been talking about arrives Well, speak of the devil!

“Steal someone’s thunder”- To take the credit for something someone else did Way to steal the thunder, man

“Taste of your own medicine”- Something happens to you, or is done to you, that you have done to someone else Have a taste of your own medicine, my friend

“Straight from the horse’s mouth”- To hear something from the source I heard this straight from the horse’s mouth

“Whole nine yards”- All of something I want all of it, everything, the whole nine yards!

“Wouldn’t be caught dead”- Would never do something I wouldn’t be caught dead in women’s clothing

anonymous asked:

How about the rfa reacting to an MC who speaks many different languages and likes to tease them by saying things they don't understand? (You don't have to do this if it's too specific)

((Let’s just say that I love requests about foreign languages. I can’t speak many myself, but I love writing about them. Also, I will write the language that MC is speaking by each member’s name))

Yoosung-French

  • This boy is gullible as hell. If someone told him it said gullible on the ceiling, he’d look up confused
  • MC also speaks French and will often translate things for him to try and teach him French
  • One day, MC decides to prank Yoosung by mistranslating a phrase
  • She goes behind Yoosung, who is playing LOLOL and looks at his screen
  • He notices, and when he gets a break he’s smiling
  • “I’m pretty cool, aren’t I MC?”
  • Oui, Il y a un singe qui vole dans l'arbre.”
  • “MC, I understood ‘Oui’, but what does the rest mean?”
  • “It means nobody is as good as you”
  • He later calls up Seven telling him what MC said
  • Seven is laughing up a storm
  • “Why are you laughing Seven? She complimented me in her native language”
  • “Yoosung, she didn’t compliment you. She trolled you”
  • “What?”
  • “She said ‘There’s a flying monkey in the tree.’”

Zen-Japanese

  • Zen had just gotten a part as a Japanese Samurai and since MC was originally from Japan, he figured he’d ask her for help
  • After they figured out the Japanese lines, he asked MC how to say “You are the most beautiful woman”
  • She decided to mess with him and answered “私は鶏の国王です” (Watashi wa nitori no kokuo desu)
  • She even wrote it out for him
  • He finally figured out how to type it into his phone and sent it in the chat room
  • Seven couldn’t stop laughing, and even Jumin and Jaehee smirked (They had basic understanding of Japanese)
  • Eventually Jaehee told him that he didn’t say what he thought he said
  • Zen: “Well, what the hell did I just type?”
  • Seven: “You just wrote “I am king of the birds” >W<”

Jaehee-Indonesian

  • Jaehee had just gotten a new hair accessory, and was rather worried that it wasn’t “her”
  • So she asked her favorite Indonesian, MC for her opinion
  • It was rather cute, but it somewhat resembled a rubber duck
  • Maaf, Nona. Ada bebek di atas kepala anda.
  • MC then burst out laughing and couldn’t stop
  • Finally, she told her it meant that it was beautiful and just screamed her name
  • Jaehee, skeptical, asked Seven what it meant, but Indonesian wasn’t one of the seventeen languages he knew
  • Doesn’t mean he won’t look it up though
  • When he finds out what it means, he bursts out laughing
  • “Seven, what does it mean?”
  • “pfft, it means, hahaha, sorry, it means ‘Excuse me miss, there’s a duck on your head
  • It’s safe to say that Jaehee is more than a little irked at her comment
  • “EMM-CEE!”(#⌣̀_⌣́)

Jumin-Swedish

  • MC had gotten a little bit tipsy from drinking too much
  • She’s a bit of a lightweight
  • Jumin tried to convince her to go to bed
  • De jättelika kräftorna försöker ta över Jorden!
  • He’s utterly confused and MC is running around the room and whelp she just ran into the window
  • He’s put her in bed, and since it was still bothering him, he called Seven to translate
  • Seven’s pretty confused at first, but then he remembers that MC was raised in Sweden for the first five years of her life
  • He asked Jumin to repeat it, and he falls out of his chair laughing
  • Jumin is mildly concerned
  • “She just yelled, hahaha, that ‘The giant crayfishes are attempting to conquer The Earth!’. I don’t know why MC would yell that, but hey…she’s hilarious”
  • Jumin is a bit more than mildly concerned

Seven-Romanian

  • The boy knows 17 languages, but for some reason, Romanian wasn’t one of them
  • One day, Seven was eating bags and bags of HBC when MC had just finished making them lunch
  • Irritated, MC shouted out “Cu cana poţi să bei lapte, dar cu pisica nu poţi să tai lemne
  • He had no idea what MC said, but he assumed it wasn’t anything happy
  • He joined MC for lunch despite being full of junk food
  • He later asked Vanderwood, since Romanian was one of the languages that they spoke
  • “So, what did she yell anyways?”
  • “Something along the lines of ‘You can drink milk with a cup, but you can’t cut wood with a cat.’”
  • “Is that like a normal saying?”
  • “As far as I know…no”
  • He’s learning Romanian now, so watch out MC

Saeran-Icelandic

  • Saeran knew that MC had just become an international student at Sky University
  • He also knew that MC had a hard time with Korean if they spoke too quickly
  • One day, both MC and Saeran got into a fight over a video game
  • As Saeran got more frustrated, the faster he spoke
  • Saeyoung reminded him that MC still had trouble with Korean
  • He just started cussing Saeyoung out
  • Of course, all MC hears is “Yada Yada Saeyoung blah blah MC
  • So, MC is pretty pissed off because he knows he’s speaking too fast for her to understand
  • He just didn’t care.
  • So, she decided to show him how it felt.
  • “Hey, Saeran.”
  • “WHAT?!” ꒰╬•᷅д•᷄╬꒱
  • Veistu um bílalúgu þar sem ég get keypt svið og jarðepplamauk?
  • Now Saeran may have not known what MC said, but Saeyoung sure did
  • And he was laughing his head off
  • “Saeyoung, what did she say?”
  • Between fits of giggles, Saeyoung managed to choke out “She said ‘Do you know about a drive-through where I can buy a take-out sheep’s head and mashed potatoes?’”

V-Russian

  • Anyone could see that V was trying really hard to get MC to be “extra affectionate”
  • Unfortunately, MC wasn’t picking up the hints like the flowers, the fancy dinner, or the subtle flirting
  • Sighing, he decided to try a Zen and be straight forward with it.
  • “MC, we should make out”
  • MC.exe is not responding.
  • MC finally answered him, her face as red as Seven’s hair
  • “Бесцветные зелёные идеи спят яростно.” (Bestsvetnyye zelonyye idei spyat yarostno)
  • He’s really confused, and didn’t understand a word she said. 
  • Weird thing is, she kept repeating it like a broken record
  • He calls up Google translate (because poor Seven needs a break) and recorded what she said
  • When the translation of “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously” came up he was just as confused as before
  • (Basically she was spewing gibberish in her native tongue)
  • He decided to give up and he dragged MC figure skating

((Before you ask, no, I don’t watch YOI))

Weird thing to ask to tag but can you guys please tag the post about cats and chocolate milk as “ash don’t look”

I ask because I used to volunteer at a cat shelter and a couple came in wanting to adopt after they accidentally ran the dryer with their cat in it and killed him

So I uhhh can’t enjoy the joke about the cat shrinking in the washing machine

  • *Jaune having dinner with Pyrrha and her parents for the first time*
  • Mrs Arkos: A cat?
  • Jaune: I milked a cat once. Do you want to hear a story?
  • Mr Arkos: Sure.
  • Jaune: One of my seven sisters had a cat and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. There must have been thirty of them and there was this one little runt, that couldn't, it wanted to get up there but it couldn't get access to the umm teat. I went in and simply...just...
  • *Jaune mimes milking two nipples while Pyrrha looks on with a blank face*
  • Jaune: ...into a saucer and then took the saucer and fed it to Gepetto, that's what I named him, Gepetto.
  • Mrs Arkos: I had no idea you could milk a cat.
  • Jaune: Oh yeah you can milk anything with nipples.
  • Mr Arkos: I have nipples Jaune, can you milk me?