can you just put a baby in me please

armyfighting  asked:

Hey I'm a big fan of your tumblr page and i just wanted to ask for a gif reaction if that's ok. Can I get a reaction of when jimin, rap mon, v, and jungkook come home and you are in their clothes asking them for a kiss. Thanks again!

Aww thanks for liking our page!~ We work hard on it sometimes

Jimin: *can’t handle your cuteness* This is just wanted I needed after work jagi

Rap Mon: *gets distracted a bit by the clothing situation*

V: *baby is not quite sure how to react because you’re a cutie asking for a kiss but you are also sexy because clothes*

Originally posted by cmtae

Jungkook: Please go put on different clothes jagi *gives you the kiss but immediately sends a death glare to his hyungs that says “don’t make fun of me and don’t gawk at my sexy girlfriend/boyfriend”*

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

~Admin Red

i really can’t believe this bullshit that’s just happened. i’m in my room for 2 minutes to charge my phone and put it down and my parents give my baby cousins CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WHILE TACO IS WITH THEM

THEYRE FUCKING KIDS WHO DROP SHIT ALL THE TIME WHICH IS WHY I PICK UP AFTER THEM EVERYTIME THEYRE HERE. THE ONE FUCKING TIME IM IN MY ROOM FOR TWO FUCKING MINUTES THIS HAPPENS?? OH BUT IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TACO HUH?!


if there are any signs that you guys know of that happen when dogs eat chocolate please let me know. i dont know if taco ate any. i locked him in my room the moment my cousin came in my room with the ice cream. i’m fucking livid and devastated.

Reasons Why Elisa Yao/Stump is the Best Person Ever

If you dislike Elisa Yao please unfollow me and never come back because she is a literal queen:

•She puts up with Patrick’s crazy schedule

•Seriously, raising a baby is hard with both parents, almost impossible alone

•She’s literally the most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth

•Patrick is crazy in love with her

•She’s an ENGINEER

•She’s never once stepped into Patrick’s spotlight

•You know how tempting it would be?! But no! She just wants to have a career and a family and be amazing without any credit

•You can see in every picture just how unbearably in love she is with Patrick I mean come on

•She birthed the most beautiful baby ever

•She puts up with the stupid fans who feel the need to harass her with absolute grace, and has never been anything but wonderfully sweet to any fan who has ever approached her

•SHE’S AN ENGINEER PEOPLE

•My god I love her

The Signs Institutionalized

Cancer: *Is the nurse* Come on, sweetie. It’s only for a week.

Aries: I never asked for this! *stands glued to their spot*

Cancer: Please, just come with me. This doesn’t have to be an issue.

Aries: *starts yelling* Come with you!? Why!? So you can put me in a padded cell, is that it!?

Cancer: *looks confused* Wait, nobody told you anything? You poor baby! *touches Aries’s arm*

Aries: *lightly slaps Cancer’s hand away.* Please don’t touch me.

Cancer: *sighs* you’re going to have to come with me darling. There aren’t any other options.

Aries: *mumbles something incoherent, but reluctantly follows, much to Cancer’s delight.*

Cancer: The other patients are having free hour right now, so you get to meet them all in the common’s area. *said with a big smile. Opens a door revealing a colorful room.*

~Sagittarius and Virgo are reading. Pisces is watching cartoons. Capricorn is scribbling something down on a notepad. Aquarius is drawing. Taurus, Leo, and Libra are playing cards while Gemini is rapidly talking about something. Scorpio is sitting on a beanbag watching everyone.~

Cancer: We have a new patient!

Scorpio: Ew.

Pisces: *Jumps up* Hi, I’m Pisces! *Gives a big hug to the very uncomfortable Aries*

Aries: Um. *Shoves a sad looking Pisces away*

Aquarius: *Slaps Aries’s back* Hey, man, what landed you in here?

Cancer: You know you’re not allowed to ask or tell that, Aquarius.

Aquarius: You know people don’t actually listen to rules. *looks at Aries* We should go do something fun.

Aries: *scoffs* There’s nothing to do in here.

Aquarius: That, my friend, you’re wrong about. I can show you the power of imagination.

Aries: *rolls eyes* I think I’m good. I’d rather go watch cartoons with Pisces. *Actually goes to watch cartoons with Pisces*

Gemini: *to Taurus, Leo, and Libra* What do you think about the new guy?

Leo: I love him. We’ll be married by this time next year.

Libra: Seems a bit hostile.

Taurus: I’ve never even talked to him… He just got here.

Gemini: I think we’re gonna be friends.

Libra: Good, maybe it’ll get you out of my hair.

Gemini: *looks hurt*

Libra: Just kidding bae, you know I love ya.

Gemini: *beems*

Scorpio: *leers at everyone.*

Capricorn: *Looks around.* So.

Taurus: I could use a hug.

Capricorn: *looks lovingly at Taurus* Commere. *Gives Taurus a hug*

Aries: *is genuinely shocked* Woah… I kinda assumed you didn’t have emotions.

Capricorn: I get that a lot.

Libra: *sarcasm* I wonder why. It’s not like you’re over there doing calculus or anything.

Capricorn: *frowns* I have to keep my mind sharp.

Leo: Scorpio, how do I look? I haven’t seen a mirror since this morning. I mean, I know I always look fabulous, but I’d like the layman’s opinion.

Scorpio: *Says flatly* fantastic.

Virgo: *looks up from reading a book about parenthood and symmetry* Actually honey, you look awful and shouldn’t be seen out in public.

Leo: Fuck you hater.

Virgo: *shrugs and goes back to her book.*

Aquarius: *Clears throat. Cracks knuckles.* It’s about time someone addresses the elephant in the room, so I’m going to verbalize what everyone is thinking: We’re escaping.

Virgo: Literally no one was thinking that.

Aquarius: But this place is a drag.

Leo: He has a point.

Capricorn: He didn’t make any points.

Gemini: I think he’s made a very convincing argument.

Capricorn: …he hasn’t argued anything.

Libra: I miss taking artistic photos of my Starbucks to post on my aesthetics Tumblr blog.

Leo: She’s right.

Capricorn: ….You’re all horrible at this.

Sagittarius: *looks up from his fantasy Buddhism book for the first time.* Did someone say adventure??

Virgo: *groans.*

Scorpio: *laughs*

Gemini: He has a knife!!!

Capricorn: What. No he doesn’t.

Libra: So many stereotypes! Can’t we all just get along!?

Aquarius: We’re leaving I have a key.

Virgo: Oh my god.

Sagittarius: Gosh!!! You’re using the Lord’s name in vain!!!

Capricorn: I thought you were Buddhist.

Sagittarius: Uh… I’m Hindu…

Pisces: Shhhhh! I need to find out what Max is trying to tell Ruby this time!!

Scorpio: *shakes head slowly*

Aries: You’re all mental.

Gemini: *looks at Aries like he’s stupid. Wild hand gestures around at the room they’re in.*

Libra: Truuuuuuue.

Aries: Which confirms it.

Libra: Truuuuuuue.

Cancer: *enters* Art therapy time!

Pisces: Yay!!

Libra: Truuuuuuue.

———————–

Everyone but Aquarius: *Is sleeping*

Aquarius: *sneaks into Gemini’s room and awakens him.“

Gemini: *Still half asleep* No mom. I’m tired. Lemme sleep.

Aquarius: *Shakes Gemini. Whispers* We’re leaving.

Gemini: *Sits up.* I am so ready.

Aquarius: Yeah! *wakes everybody up and forces them to come with him*

Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus, Aries, Scorpio: *stands in the lobby, disgruntled.*

Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces: *stands in the lobby, excited*

Taurus: I get released in the morning…

Capricorn: This plan is illogical.

Virgo: I actually want mental help.

Aries: You’re all insane.

Scorpio: I don’t trust any of you.

Pisces: Adventure!

Scorpio: You just want to do more meth.

Aries: …

Taurus: ….

Gemini: ….Ohhh…

Leo: …

Virgo: …

Libra: …

Sagittarius: …

Capricorn: …

Aquarius: …

Pisces: How do you know about that you son of a-

Libra: Alright! As much as I’d love to stand here in the lobby and chat, they’re close to making rounds, so we should dash.

Everyone: *Runs out the door, across the street, and into the woods.*

Aquarius: So now that we’re out, what was everyone in there for.

Virgo: I have extreme OCD.

Pisces: I was addicted to meth and tried to kill myself.

Leo: Extreme narcissism.

Aries: “Anger issues.”

Sagittarius: psychotic depression.

Gemini: I have bipolar disorder.

Taurus: I suffer from Bulimia.

Capricorn: I’m a psychopath.

Aquarius: I have extreme anxiety and paranoia.

Libra: Anorexia.

Scorpio: I have extreme sadism. I also killed fourteen people, but was deemed not fit to stand trial.

Aries: …

Taurus: …

Gemini: Holy shit.

Leo: …

Virgo: …

Libra: …

Sagittarius: …

Capricorn: …

Aquarius: …

Pisces: …

Scorpio: I bet you guys regret leaving the hospital right now.

http://punkbusinesscasual.tumblr.com/post/135483021771/are-you-actually-mentally-ill-ooooooor

Panda: Mommy, am I ever too needy?
Mommy: All Littles are needy, Panda.
Panda: Yes, I know, sillybutt, but am I TOO needy? I ask for juice and snacks and baths and back rubs and playtime and for you to put my phone on my charger and-
Mommy: Did you ever think maybe I need to do those things for you? That it helps me, too?
Panda: No, but-
Mommy: Did you ever think maybe Mommy is a Mommy because she needs to feel needed? She needs to take care of someone and feels incomplete when she can’t?
Panda: No, but-
Mommy: Shh baby. Yes, you’re needy, but Mommy needs you to be needy. Mommy is needy for your neediness. Understand, needibutt?
Panda: Yes, Mommy. May I have juice please?
Mommy: No.
Panda: WHA-?
Mommy: Just kidding baby. Mommy will get you juice, AND a snicky-snack, AND put on a movie. You snuggle your stuffie and be handsome. Mommy loves you, darling.

BTS Reaction To Sharing a Hotel Room With You, And Things Get Heated

Jin: 

“Can’t I just eat you, instead of waiting for the room service food?”

Originally posted by btwjimin

Yoongi:

“Don’t fucking tease me. You know what I want.”

Originally posted by syubbie

J-Hope:

“Oooo finally some time to ourselves. Let’s make use of it.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Namjoon:

“Don’t be shy, baby girl. We have all night.”

Originally posted by yoonkooks

Jimin:

“Come on. You know I make you crazy. Just give in.”

Originally posted by suga-com

Taehyung:

“Please, jagi. I need you right now.”

Originally posted by jeonjam

Jungkook:

“Why don’t you put on a little show for me, beautiful. Then i’ll consider giving you what you want.”

Originally posted by comfyjimin

-Piggy ~(0 oo 0)~

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JP Cooper  :  Mercy  *original Shawn Mendes
Timeline  :   January 2017

Robert can’t take it anymore!

“I saved your life … and I risked mine too to go back into the water to get you that ring, that’s how much you mean to me!”

“…even after all that, he still can’t believe I’m serious about him.”

“How many more times? It’s all in your head.”  “Everything I do is for our future. I put a ring on your finger, we just got a place together, what more do you want from me?”  

You’ve got a hold of me
Don’t even know your power
I stand a hundred feet
But I fall when I’m around you

Show me an open door
Then you go and slam it on me
I can’t take anymore
I’m saying baby

Please have mercy on me
Take it easy on my heart
Even though you don’t mean to hurt me
You keep tearing me apart
Won’t you please have mercy, mercy on my heart
Won’t you please have mercy, mercy on my heart

I’d drive through the night
Just to be near you baby
Heart old and testified
Tell me that I’m not crazy

I’m not asking for a lot
Just that you’re honest with me
My pride Is all I got
I’m saying baby

Consuming all the air inside my lungs
Ripping all the skin from off my bones
I’m prepared to sacrifice my life
I would gladly do it twice
Consuming all the air inside my lungs
Ripping all the skin from off my bones
I’m prepared to sacrifice my life
I would gladly do it twice

2

“Come on (y/n). If you don’t go with me then I’m going to have to take Caitlin.” Cisco said continuing his begging as the two of you made your way to the lab. “No. You just want me to go because you know that if you take Cait she’ll start looking for your baby pictures.” You argued. 

“Alright fine, you caught me, but still I’d rather have you there than Caitlin, and not just because of the pictures. Please I just don’t want my family to keep putting me down, besides I know I can count on you to tell my brother to shove it if he gets too annoying.” Cisco said making you roll your eyes. 

“Alright, alright. I’ll go to your brothers party, but if he gets handsy or says something about you I swear I’ll kill him.” You said Cisco grinned. “Thank you, thank you. I love you.” Cisco said before running out of your area of the lab. 

“Why do I do this to myself?” You whispered as you buried your head in your hands. “Do what to yourself?” Barry asked as he zoomed into your area. 

“It’s nothing, Cisco asked me to be his ‘date’ for his brothers birthday party.” You explained. “Just tell him. Trust me, nothing good comes from waiting too long.” 

“Dude, he asked me because he knows I don’t just sit back and take it when his brother starts talking smack, not because he’s interested in me.” You said not wanting to give yourself false hope. 

“I’m just saying you should tell him before it’s too late.” He advised. “I just need time. I don’t want to tell him if he doesn’t feel the same way.” You told him. 

Requested by Anon

Step Bro... Fuck Buddy... or Love?

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

For the ones who haven’t read previous chapters yet … Just click the links below

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Genre: Smut ( NSFW ) 

Members: JungKook & Jimin & Reader

Word Count : 2.100


Would Jimin be on my side if I tell him that I love JungKook?

What is going to happen if I choose JungKook?

My head gets all blurry with thoughts.

I put my hand over Jimin’s as I softly speak.

“Jimin… You know I care about you right?”

He nods then I continue.

“Please don’t hate me for this but I love him… I know it is wrong…        “

The look on his face hurts me. Jimin seems all broken and sad because of me.

“You are still my best friend Jimin… I hope you can forgive me one day”

Jimin gives me a warm hug as he fakes a smile.

“I just need some time baby… To accept this”

I stay at his embrace till he lets me go. After one last look I turn away as JungKook holds his hand out for me. My heart feels heavier as I get in the car. I look out of the window trying to hide my tears from JungKook but I cannot fool him. JungKook sighs as he asks with a low voice.

“Are you sure you made the right choice ?”

JungKook is also trying to hide the fact that he is broken inside. I get angry at myself for making JungKook feel like this. I look into his eyes.

“I know that I made the right choice JungKook…”

He smiles but it does not reach his eyes.

“Are you sure ? Because I am not… You are crying for him Kitten”

I shake my head.

“It’s just I feel sorry for breaking his heart JungKook… Do not ever doubt that I love you…”

JungKook’s lips find mine as he pulls my hair softly to open my neck. He sucks it for a while and I whisper.

“JungKook…”

JungKook hums before he pulls himself away and starts the car. I cannot help but ask this one thing that I am curious about.

“Han Ra… Did she make you feel like I did?”

JungKook laughs as he shrugs.

“You are smart enough to know the answer Kitten but if you still want to hear… No”

I murmur as I slid my hand down on his body.

“I don’t want to hear JungKook… I want to know”

My hand caresses the front of his black skin tight jeans as he goes

“Woow Kitten… I am driving… Don’t distract me”

As the dominant side gets the best of me I keep rubbing harder.

JungKook tells me to stop but I do not. Instead I undo his zipper, sliding my fingers inside his boxer.

“Keep your eyes on the road”

I say as I softly squeeze his member and twirl my tongue around the tip. His hands shake for a brief second but I do not stop. I slowly move my hand up and down as I kiss the tip. I begin to suck as my hand goes faster.

I hear JungKook swear as he pulls over but I do not let go. I hollow my cheeks as I move my head up and down, keep sucking him. Soon I feel his hand grabbing my hair as he begins to control my moves. His long thick cock hits the back of my throat then I moan. Feeling all the vibration JungKook breaths heavily. I keep sucking him even harder that his member twitches in my mouth but I suddenly stop.

I give him a smile as I murmur while pounding him with my fingers in a painfully slow way.

“Should I make you come ?”

JungKook raises an eyebrow at me, attitude is all cocky as he has his chin up.

“If you leave me like this I will make sure that you won’t be able to walk tomorrow”

His voice is that deliciously dark tone which gets my panties wet. However I want him to feel needy… Needy just for me… So I hum in response but do not go on.

“Well maybe I should not… Just think of it as a payback… For what you have done with her” I wink.

JungKook lets out a groan, eyes dark with pure lust but he starts the car again. He goes so fast but I do not care.  I open the window, hanging my head from the window.  JungKook laughs at me as he caresses my leg.

By the time we reach home our parents welcome us. My mum happily hugs me.

“Finally you are home… I thought you were going to come earlier”

Mr Jeon also commented with a smile

“Girl talk always takes longer than expected, Honey”

Ohh God… They are the perfect couple… How nice.

I force a smile while I excuse myself

“Yes, actually we stayed up last night so I am tired… I may have some rest”

As they approve I make my way upstairs so does JungKook. Thinking that he is going to his room I suspect nothing.

Just as I open the door of my room he comes behind me. I turn around to object, voice low.

“Are you out of your mind ? They are downstairs… I cannot…”

He locks the door as he takes a step to me. His lips find mines as he pulls me into a deep, possesive kiss.

“You were misbehaving lately Kitten… You let Jimin touch you right?”

I cannot say anything as his breath is righ over my ear and that deliciously dark voice sends shivers through my body.

“You let him to undress you… You let him feel how tight and warm you are… Yet you left me all needy in the car… Do you think you will get away with those things Kitten? After driving me insane and killing me with jealousy that I didn’t even know I had… “

He walks towards me till my legs hit my bed. He literally throws me, hovering over.

“JungKook what if they hear…”

He puts his point finger over my lips.

“You will keep quiet Kitten… You won’t make any sound as I remind you who you belong to.”

His lips crashes to mine again as he goes down. I feel those soft hot lips over my neck down to my breasts. He pulls away to take off my dress. As soon as he gets rid of my dress his hands undo his tie with a quick sharp move.

“JungKook what are you…”

He puts my both wrists together, smiling dangerously as he ties me up. I feel his lips over my belly button while I try to object. He goes down playing the edge of my maroon lace panties. He pulls them down slowly, playing around.  His fingers travel over my thighs. I open my legs even more then his head disappears. JungKook licks my thighs even bites them softly but does not reach my burning core.

I move as much as I can.

“JungKook please”

He gives me a nonchalant smirk as he stands up. He goes and pulls the second drawer only then I realize his intention. That is the drawer that I have my tiny vibrator hidden. My eyes gets wide just to think what he is going to do to me with that.

JungKook walks slowly towards me as he sits between my legs. I close my legs cause him to give me a spank and dig his fingers into my thighs. When I open them back his fingers slightly slid into my folds, have me gasping. He moves them a few times then starts the vibrator, putting it over my sensitive nub. I arch my back with the sensation.

“Uhh JungKook… I want to touch you”

He narrows eyes at me as he stops.

“Keep quiet… And you do not get to touch me this time.”

I frankly nod just to get him go on. He moves his fingers faster, rubbing the vibrator even harder. I shake my head side to side, trying to keep quiet. JungKook curls his fingers as he pushes them even deeper and harder, speeding up the vibrator. I whisper.

“JungKook I can’t…”

My walls begin to clench around his fingers. He lays down over me giving me a kiss, removing his fingers. Still holding the vibrator in its place his other hand is undoing his pants.

Teasing me he slids just the tip between my wet folds then pulls out making me shut my eyes and bit my lip just not to cry out. JungKook does it a few times, causing me to loose my breath.

Then he pushes his cock by one quick sharp move inside of me. I dig my nails into my own hands.

“JungKook”

My voice is higher so that JungKook warns.

“Don’t make me put a gag on you Kitten… “

His words make the sensation even worse.

“Did Jimin feel the same ?”

I shake my head as no.

JungKook rubs the vibrator as he moves his member in and out. His moves are mercilessly fast and deep.  Between each thrusts JungKook says.

“Look at me Kitten… Only I can kiss you… Only I can touch you… Only I can fuck you… You are mine”

JungKook stops as he pushes my legs up, having my ass up in the air JungKook pushes his index finger inside my ass, moving it in and out slowly. As he pushes the vibrator slowly inside my ass my body tenses out of my own will, making me go.

“Yes JungKook I am yours… Just yours”

I complain but JungKook knows that I love every second of this. He pushes his member inside of my core again. When JungKook begins to move its all another level of pleasure. Having both him and vibrator at the same time throws me over the edge and I cannot hold myself anymore. JungKook speeds up his thrusts as he is aware I am not going to last long. His moves are sloopy as his release is close too. With another few thrusts I come undone around him. JungKook comes with me as his member twitches, shooting his seeds inside of me. I whisper his name ,my whole body aches with the pleasure.

JungKook pulls away with a genuine smile, praising me.

“Good girl… You did well with your own payback”

His hands gently undo the tie, massaging my wrists. I am all wasted because of what we did. JungKook pulls the cover over me, giving me a kiss on the forehead. He fixes himself while I shift into a long sleep.

When I open my eyes it is already late so I miss the first two lessons of the school. I groan as I whine at my mum.

“Why didn’t you wake me up?”

She answers with an innocent smile.

“I tried sweetie but you were looking so tired and I thought it would be better you not go today”

I nod, have my breakfast, chat with my mum a little.

When I am at my own room it is already late afternoon and I am bored. I send a dirty snap to JungKook which says

“Kitten misses your lips”

He answers right away with a pic of his puffed lips.

“You want this to eat you out don’t you”

I take a pic of my lingerie, teasing him even more.

“Yes… I will be waiting for you in these”

When JungKook comes back he acts all cool despite my teasing but he tiptoes to my room by the midnight and it is just a crazy, blessed night again.

By the morning when we go to school with JungKook Han Ra is waiting for us at the door of classroom.

“My… My… Here is the girl who sends JungKook dirty snaps”

The class suddenly fall into an awkward silence and everyone has their eyes locked on the three of us. I exchange a look with JungKook but he is clueless just as I am. JungKook asks

“What do you want Han Ra ?”

Han Ra locks her arms around his neck

“I want you back JungKook… I want you to leave this slut”

Slut… Oh my god… These are the words that tears it.

“She cannot be better then me… She does not know you as much as I do”

JungKook brushes her off as he says.

“Enough Han Ra… I told you… I love her and believe me… She knows me better than anyone else”

Han Ra finally takes a step back as JungKook wraps his arm around my waist.

Han Ra’s eyes are filled with rage and she begins to cry…

“You both… You will pay for this… I know more than you think”


@angelic-kook-trash @hobijana @batmaniskpopaf @i-love-kookies @noir0neko

I don't believe in you.
  • Jamie: Well then talk to me Cathy, talk to me
  • Jamie: *proceeds to sing an entire song without breaks for conversation*
  • Jamie: *makes the issue about himself*
  • Jamie: *invalidates Cathy's feelings repeatedly*
  • Jamie: Will you LISTEN to me?!
  • Jamie: *blames Cathy for all of their relationship issues without taking any responsibility*
  • Jamie: *tells Cathy he doesn't believe in her*
  • Jamie: *not so subtly tells Cathy that he doesn't love her anymore*
  • Jamie: *somehow thinks that all of this solves the original issue*
  • Jamie: Baby just put on your dress, and we will go to this stupid party, can you just do that for me? Cathy, please?/(from the stage show)Now why don't you put your dress on and we'll go, okay?

Hey I am doing Pickup line Prompts from now until the day before my birthday! (March 1-16) (My birthday is the 17th.) I would do it on my birthday but I have a surprise for that day… 😜. Anyways, so here are the prompts below just tell me number, person, fandom (optional.), any specific things you want (also optional.) Don’t forget you can reblog and use these (please give me credit if you repost cause it took me awhile to find all these pickup lines.) so here are the prompts:

1. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

2. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

3. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

4. Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

5. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

6. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

7. Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren’t you?

8. I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

9. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

10. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

11. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

12. I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

13. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

14. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

15. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

16. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

17. Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

18. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess (or prince) like you.

19. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

20. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

21. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

22. Were your parents Greek Gods, ‘cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

23. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

24. What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

25. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

26. You are the reason men fall in love.

27. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

28. You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

29. Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

30. If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?“ [the answer] you: ” well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

31. You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

32. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

33. Excuse me…..Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you…

34. If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

35. Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

36. Damn, I thought “very-fine” only came in a bottle!

37. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

38. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

39. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

40. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

41. Presents the person with a single rose and say: “I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.”

42. I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

43. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

44. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you’re hot.

45. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

46. Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

47. Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.

48. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

49. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

50. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

51. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

52. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

53. Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.

54. There aren’t enough “O”’s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.

55. (Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).

56. If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

57. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

58. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

59. If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

60. That’s a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

61. How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

62. (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!? You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

63. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

64. When God made you, he was showing off.

65. If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than “beautiful” could ever be used to describe you.

66. If you were a laser gun, you’d be set on stunning.

67. The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

68. Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

69. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

70. I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

71. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

72. Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.

73. You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

74. [You] Here are my keys [Other] Why? [You] Here’s the key to my house, my car,…and my heart.

75. You had better direct that beauty and femininity somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.

76. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

77. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

78. Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

79. Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I’d say something to break the ice.

80. You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.

81. If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

82. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

83. Damn, Sugar, settle down. I’m diabetic.

84. You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, “You’re right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.” Hands you the $20 and walks away.

85. So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I’m dying to know what your answer was.

86. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

87. (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare… so what do you say we dance?

88. See these keys? Ya like em? I wish I had the one to your heart.

89. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

90. I think that your attractive and simply amazing from what I’ve seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality.

91. All the other girls are just rough Drafts …. but i think you are the FINAL COPY!!

92. If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.

93. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

94. A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.

95. If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

96. You’re so hot, I’d better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!

97. You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

98. Kissing Burns 6.4 calories per minute. Wanna work out?

99. Let’s play a game. Winner dates loser.

100. You are perfect, but there’s one thing I wanna change about you. (What?) Your last name.

I'm Sorry (n.m) Part 1

“Are you serious y/n” Nate said sitting up from the chair to face me

“What do you mean am I ‘serious” I reply back putting air quotes around serious “you fucking forgot our 2 year anniversary”

Nate shook his head “babe I told you I am sorry-”

“Well sorry isn’t good enough” I stared into his eyes. My head dropped down when Nate put his hand on my face

“Nate please don’t-”

“Y/n I’m so so so sorry that I forgot, I didn’t mean to forget I was just busy-”

“Yeah by busy you mean being at the club getting drunk and not even thinking about our anniversary” I raised my voice tears forming in my eyes

Looking into Nate’s eyes, taking a deep breath “Nate I don’t know if I can do this anymore”

Nate’s eyes widened “y/n baby-” he came towards me

I shook my head “No Nate I can’t”

He grabbed both of my hands “but I love you”

“and I love you too but Nate you keep forgetting things that are important to me”

Nate’s hands went from my hands to my waist pulling me closer to him “These things are important to me too”

“But you don’t show it”

I looked in his eyes for a good minute then I grabbed his hands pulling them off my waist

I grabbed my purse, keys, and phone “y/n where are you going?” Nate said grabbing my wrist

“I’m going to go my mom’s” gently I pulled my wrist away

I walked towards the door griping the handle

“Please y/n don’t leave”

“I’m not leaving you Nate I’m just going home to think about everything and I hope you think about thing too”

Opening the door I turned back around looking at him “I’ll be back”

Children’s play

Masterlist

A/N: There is not a most perfect gif in the entire universe than this one. Someone give this man a baby already!!

Ok, this was fun, I hope I did it well, anon, tell me what you think.  I changed the end as you can see,but I guess I kept the essence of your request.

Ps. I don’t know anything about kids, but they still like Frozen, right? I don’t know, please forgive me.

Request: Reader is put in charge of Clints kids due to an emergency. She’s always been terrible w/ kids. She just doesnt know how to handle them. Everythings a mess & baby Nathan is crying his lungs out. She’s frustrated but Cap comes to the rescue and he’s really good with kids. Reader has a crush on him and the kids try to set them up. In the end reader finds Steve asleep w/ the kids huddle around him and the baby asleep on his chest

Originally posted by winterscap


“Ok, but what if someone gets poisoned?”

Clint’s face was a mixture between horror, disbelief and concern, all in one.

“Why would they end up poisoned?” The archer asked returning his attention to his arrows, placing them carefully in the quiver.

“I wasn’t talking about them, Clint” You continued “What if they put something in my drink?”

“I don’t know what kind of monsters you think my kids are” Clint laughed “But you can be sure they won’t kill you… I haven’t trained them in that yet” Barton smirked, walking inside the quinjet where Natasha was already starting the engines. “Just, make them watch a movie or something, they should be fine until I get back” was the last thing Clint said before the door closed.

“The building will be on fire when we return” Natasha mocked

Clint gulped and nodded “Laura’s going to kill me”

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“ Y/N, baby, please, put the sword down… ”
“ Are you scared, captain? Are you scared of me? Of what I can do?”
“ Honey, I don’t want to fight you. Just… Put the sword down and come back to me. Please, baby, don’t make me do this. ”

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Baby Shower (Neymar imagine)

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I laid down on the couch, exhausted from putting on this dress. You know I never knew being pregnant could be so tiring, I mean I knew but not to this extent. I heard Neymar chuckle, as he walked past me and into the kitchen. “Is my baby tired?”He asked opening the fridge

I nodded my head, “Both of us are tired” I said closing my eyes

“Ah, ah, ah you can’t fall asleep we have to leave in a few” 

I groaned, “Please just let me sleep for at least 10 minutes, plus don’t you guys still have to set up the venue?” I asked

Neymar came over sitting down next to me, “We do ,but I can’t have you falling asleep here. You gotta tell us where you want things”

I looked over to him, “Neymar you do realize that, at the baby shower I’m just going to be saying thank you to everyone who came and talking right?”

He chuckled placing a kiss on my forehead, “Don’t you want to decorate the place?” He asked

I shook my head, “No, I want you to decorate the place”

Neymar smiled, “Okay how about I make you a deal?” 

I sat up, and looked over to him. “Waiting” 

Neymar just shook his head, towards me. “What if I go and help Rafaella, Mae, and Judy set up. And you can stay and sleep, I’ll come pick you up when we finish”  

I looked at him, “Please” 

Neymar pulled me closer, giving me a kiss. “Just think in two months, we’ll have our little princess” 

I smiled, “And I won’t be tired” 

“If it helps, you look beautiful” 

“It doesn’t help at all, I feel hot all the time-”

“But you are hot” 

I gave him a look, “Really Neymar”

He shrugged, “It’s true” 

I shook my head, and sat up. “You better leave now if you want to make it on time” I said

Neymar nodded, and placed a kiss on my lips. “I’ll see you hopefully in a few” 

I chuckled, “Have fun decorating”

Neymar waved, and soon was out of the house. I laid down on the couch, ,and closed my eyes but at the same time the baby decided it was okay to have a soccer match inside my stomach, causing me to wake up. 

I looked around the house for something to do, seeing as I wasn’t going to be allowed to fall asleep now. 

~~An Hour and a Half Later

“Babe are you ready?” Neymar asked walking into the house

I sighed, “I’m in the room” I said

He walked in a smile on my face, “Did you get enough sleep like you wanted?” 

I shook my head, “Missy over here decided she wanted to have a kicking party, right as I was about to fall asleep” I said

He chuckled, “Well if you’re done putting on makeup, shall we head on over” 

I chuckled, and stood up. “It doesn’t look to much does it?” I asked

Neymar shook his head, “No you look perfect” 

I smiled, and we headed outside and to the car. Once we arrived at the venue, there was a line of cars outside due to the parking lot’s being filled. And leading inside to the venue were velvet ropes, but on each sides on the velvet ropes were paparazzi. 

I looked over to Neymar knowing how he feels in situations like this. “It’s okay they’re not harming anyone” I said

He sighed, and we got out of the car. As we walked towards the venue, they had spotted us and all you heard was the clicking of the cameras. “Y/N!Neymar look over here!”

“Do we know what we’re having!”

“Is it another Brazilian Superstar!” 

I had to chuckle at the last one. I held Neymar’s hand, and we walked through towards the start of the ropes. They all continued taking their pictures, and asking questions. “Are you sure you’re supposed to be drinking coffee ?” Neymar asked as he opened the door

I gave him a look, “I need this”

Neymar just chuckled, and he lead me through the venue. Opening another set of doors, I could hear the Brazilian funk music playing as soon as they opened.

When I looked around everything was really cute, it was decorated in a warm theme. And even though we already knew we were having a baby girl, there was hardly pink. “Y/N, how is it that you still look this great?” Rafaella asked smiling

I chuckled, “All of this looks amazing Rafa”

She flipped her hair back, “Well when you have the most amazing person decorating it turns out just as amazing” She said

We laughed, and Neymar shook his head. “Are you supposed to be drinking coffee Missy?” Nadine asked raising an eyebrow

“I bought it for her” Neymar said

She shook her head, “You two are going to have a very active child” She joked

We stood talking for a while before Rafaella took me around the place with Neymar walking behind us. I didn’t know there would be a lot of people here, I mean I expected there to be a lot of family and of course Neymar’s teammates. However I didn’t expect, even his past teammates were here.

From the youth teams he played on all the way to Santos. It was nice to see,most of my family had made it to Barcelona for the baby shower and it was also amazing to see them here. “Look at you, you look so good for having two months left” My cousin Minda said

I chuckled, “Well I feel tired twenty four seven” 

She smiled giving me a hug, the rest of the babyshower was really nice. When we opened presents, we had received a lot of pampers, clothes, shoes, FC Barcelona items, Santos items, and from my parents we got a picture of the first sonogram that I’d taken when I went with my Mom.

As it came to an end, there was a lot of cake, sweets , and drinks left over. Rafaella and Gil, stayed along with us to clean it up. “Y/N sit down, please” Rafaella said pulling a chair and making me sit

I sighed, “Rafaella, I’m not going to injure myself cleaning up. Just let me clean” 

She gave me a look, “No, Neymar come and take your wife home before I tie her to the chair” 

Neymar chuckled, “C’mon lady let’s go” 

“My Three Miracles”

Requested: Nope

A/N: I am bored and this is not rly good but I hope you enjoy some daddy (as in father) Ashton!

I was going to take a relaxing bath when Timo started crying. I heard Ash coming up, so I stayed in the bathroom.

“Babe, I don’t know what he needs, he just ate and he didn’t poop or whatever and he won’t say what he wants and just keeps crying” Ashton said from the other side of the bathroom door. 

Timo was 1 and a half by now and I was expecting our second baby. 

“Can I please come in, I think he wants you” Ashton said. 

“Yeah come in” I said while laying in the bathtub. 

Ashton walked in, the crying boy in his arms. Timo stopped crying the moment he saw me and stared at my big tummy. 

“Daddy can I join mummy?” He asked. 

“Can he?” He asked me

“Yeah, just get him undressed and put him in.” I said.

I saw Ashton get Timo out of his clothes and in the meanwhile tickling him. Timo was squeeling and smiling and so was Ash. Timo might me a momma’s boy, but he and Ash were very close too. 

Ashton bend over to the bathtub and slowly gave Timo to me. I heard Timo squeel a bit and than he relaxed. I held him up, which was pretty hard since my tummy was in the way, and Ash noticed that. 

“Need help?” He asked.

“Yes please” 

I didn’t know how he was gonna help till he pulled his shirt over his head. I looked at him with a questioning look on my face.

“Gonna join my three miracles” He said smiling. 

Ashton always has been a family man and he took every oppertunity he had to spend with us. I was 7 months due so he wanted to be with me and Timo as much as possible. He carefully got in and the moment he was in, he took Timo from me again.

“Better?” He asked.

“A lot, thanks Ash” I said.

I felt the little girl in my tummy kick, and obviously Ash and Timo both saw it. 

“OOOOHH MUMMY YOUR TUMMY MOVES” Timo yelled.

“Yes big boy, and do you know why?” Ash asked, while holding Timo who slowly did an attempt of swimming over my my tummy, with Ash his help.

“Yes I do daddy. cause my little sister is in mummy her tummy cause she needs to grow there” He said. Timo was a very smart boy. 

“Exactly” Ashton said smiling. He moved a little foward so that he could also touch my belly. He placed his hand just next to Timo his head that was laying on my tummy, trying to hear his sister. 

“I love you so much Y/N, there are no word for my love for you and our little boy and upcoming girl, you guys are all I ever wished for.” 

“I love you too Ash, I love all of you and our little miracles” I said. 

He carefully leaned over to me and gave me a short, warm kiss.

“Eeeeeww mummy! Daddy!” Timo slightly yelled making me and Ash giggle.

I really wanted to get at least a small doodle out tonight to celebrate BH6 winning an oscar so this is something a lot messier than what I normally do, but wooOO MY BABIES WON AN OSCAR I’M SO PROUD

I seriously owe a lot to this movie, it pulled me outta a horrible art slump and put me on the right track again, and honestly made me the happiest I’ve been in a long while. I related a lot to the characters in the movie (Hiro particularly), and I only wish I had this movie around when I was 14 and suffering through the exact same thing Hiro was. So here’s to this amazing movie, and I strongly urge everyone to go see it on DvD when it’s released in a day.

Again - Congratulations, Big Hero 6! You deserve it, and so, so much more!