can you feel it mr krabs

awesomegayurl  asked:

I keep wanting to send in an ask. But then I type something up, and feel like its not good enough. And I delete it and feel like shit for three days, and then do it all again.

Okay wow never feel bad you can literally send me “Do you feel it Mr krabs?” and I’ll be super happy!

the signs as spongebob quotes
  • aries: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
  • taurus: I guess you're gonna miss the.......panty raid
  • gemini: FIRMLY GRASP IT
  • cancer: We've been smeckledorfed!
  • leo: Who you callin' pinhead?
  • virgo: That smell, a kind of smelly smell, the smelly smell that smells...smelly.
  • libra: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1!
  • scorpio: MY LEG
  • sagittarius: I'm ugly and I'm proud!
  • capricorn: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
  • aquarius: SOILED IT
  • pisces: Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

anonymous asked:

Do you think Tom or Haz like different sex positions? Like is Tom a "hit it from the back" kinda guy? Or like Haz likes it cowgirl?

WTF. WHY Y'ALL ASKING A VIRGIN 😅. BUT nah I’m curious too… I feel like they wouldn’t mind the original missionary tbh.

I imagine Tom being gentle when he isn’t hella craving some nooky nooky. He would be the kind to always give you soft kisses on your neck and brush the hair out of your face.

Now Haz… I feel like there would be lots of hickeys. Not like A LOT. But enough for you guys to play connect the dots you know what I’m saying 😂. He would be the kind to make smart remarks during sex.

“Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?”