can you feel it mr krabs

the signs as spongebob quotes
  • aries: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
  • taurus: I guess you're gonna miss the.......panty raid
  • gemini: FIRMLY GRASP IT
  • cancer: We've been smeckledorfed!
  • leo: Who you callin' pinhead?
  • virgo: That smell, a kind of smelly smell, the smelly smell that smells...smelly.
  • libra: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1!
  • scorpio: MY LEG
  • sagittarius: I'm ugly and I'm proud!
  • capricorn: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
  • aquarius: SOILED IT
  • pisces: Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?
Hetalia characters as things our friends have said (part 1)

Italy: “Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go NOOT NOOT.”

Germany: “I’m pretty sure he doesn’t even have a dick, It’s probably just an engine down there.”

Japan: “Why don’t you just get a fucking Subaru!”

America: “THE GRAVY POKING MASTER.”

England: “You fucking shit-dumb.”

France: “Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?”

Russia: “I enjoy destroying things. Especially humanity.”

China: “Oh my god there are panties in here!”

Canada: “I’m not cool enough for quotes…”

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