can you be cool all the time

Can you hear the ice cracking,
melting from espresso heat? 
I think it’s time to cool down
with the taste of something sweet.
An extra pump of simple syrup -
no, two… I don’t care.
Do the calories even count
if I’m not aware they’re there?
Summer’s always been the time
to stress under the sun,
so how can I unwind
with all that’s left undone?
It’s a sound I’m glad to hear
in my afternoon refresher,
to know I’m not the only one
who’s cracking under pressure.
—  As Cold As Ice, Beneath the Sun // Grazia Curcuru

anonymous asked:

I'm so excited and scared at the same time lol

BIGGEST MOOD SKDLFJGHKFDLSDJFHGKDSJ 

it’s probably kind of like what Lance felt like in the trailer where he was piloting Red like “OMG OMG OMG OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING” “we just can’t mess this up” “nah we won’t this is aWESOME” “oh fuckfuckfuck this is goinG FAST—”

anonymous asked:

I don't understand how she can go from being so fucking glamorous to wearing leggings all the time?! Like I understand she could wear whatever but Jesus Christ Lana you could wear such cool vintage looks but no she goes with leggings lol

I mean honestly all of the things she’s worn & been criticized for are a lot better than the instagram/ kardashian inspired basic styles..  She’s had great casual looks on stage

anonymous asked:

hiya ik you get this all the time but i L O V E your art its so unique and pleasing to look at like everything about it is so cool to me wow like i cant express how happy i feel knowing an artist like you exists - this probably sounds way to passionate but like i really really want to produce my own digital art... so far i can only do graphic designs, i even have a graphics tablet but i suck with it and im not good at drawing figures but thats what i wanna draw ive tried so hard but :(

It’s important to know that when studying art there’s a big difference between your media choice and your knowledge of what to do!!

people who glaze pottery and people who paint with oil and people who work with digital programs all have to consider colors in a similar way!! the process may be different but the core of what you think about is the same.

While I draw my figures on a digital canvas, I learned how to draw figures by using charcoal on newsprint and drawing actual people posing in live drawing classes. Of course everyone learns in their own way, but don’t hold yourself up in your media choice when starting out!!

if figures are your issue, observe people and do studies, try different styles and practice drawing exactly what you see too, you’ll become familiar with the body in time and it’s important to know it’s not an instant growth fix.

getting used to drawing on a tablet takes time, be aware of that! I only got comfortable after a couple months and everything you see here is a result of something like three? four years? of working on one. 

if you find yourself struggling with a certain area, ask yourself how you can improve (both overall and in that piece in particular) instead of putting yourself down!! Everyone has to start from somewhere, celebrate your smaller accomplishments, and be kind to yourself!! :^)

good luck!!

anonymous asked:

I used to believe I was bi until I kinda realized it was because I had only ever liked one guy but it wasn't romantically and that id be 100 times more comfortable dating a girl?? Sorry this must come across really confusing and it probably sounds somewhat dumb,,, but idk what to think so I hoped you could help??

only you can figure out what this means for u anon BUT that is definitely a totally common lesbian experience! which i say because u say you used to believe you were bi — lots of bi people also have differing levels of attraction etc but not liking that one guy romantically and being 100x more comfortable dating a girl sound like lesbian flags to me. identify w what makes u feel more comfortable (or don’t id as anything at all rn; that’s cool too)! just take yr time and pay attention to how u feel, ilu and believe in u :*

anonymous asked:

Ok, but people seeing Aidan's mannerisms as Petyr being pleased at Sansa's response is... weird

I’ll take “weird”, anon, thank you. I think it’s a mix of several things, “pleased” being one of them. It’s this expression

This is from a scene in Identity - a confrontation of sorts - where the woman he has feelings for abruptly flips the script on him by demonstrating that she’s just as competent at reading him as he is at reading her. It’s a “yeah, this is why I’m falling for you and being apprehensive at the same time” or “this is why you are amazing and also scary” kind of reaction. IMO

But we can all have our interpretations. His mannerisms are art, no exact science can ever decipher it properly, and we all project onto characters to varying degrees. So if you see sth different there, that’s cool, too. 

edited to add for further reference:
here he is just pleased w/ himself, the sly fox, but pleased nevertheless

It sincerely pisses me off when we’re supposed to be friends OOC but because you don’t feel like playing the muse you have interacting with mine, you stop even speaking to me at all. I’m not pushing for RP, I’ve made it plain I’m cool with waiting, but you can’t even pass the time of day to say hi? But you can be all over your other partners? We had plenty to talk about OOC when you could be bothered, but I guess I’m now old news.            

anonymous asked:

I literally have no clue as to why I followed you considering the last time I watched Wild Kratts was when I was nine. But you're so cool and nice and your art is so amazing that I can't unfollow you.

This ask really really made me happy. I’ve been having kinda a long day and I just… I’m so incredibly grateful for every single follower I have- I’m really glad you stuck around for it all my friend, the fun part of an adventure is the people you experience it with, ya know?

I’m glad I can make stuff you enjoy, I really am. Thank you so much for this message, it means a lot to me that you’d take the time to send it. Keep on keeping on yo!!

anonymous asked:

This isn't necessarily Shawn related. But do you think guys find it weird when a girl in her twenties is a virgin? I personally don't have a problem with the fact that I'm a virgin, because it's my own choice. But then when I think about meeting a guy I wanna have sex with and then telling him that I'm a virgin I get insecure. And I know I shouldn't care what others think. But at the same time it's hard not to care what someone you're about to have sex with thinks about you. If that makes sense

Hey, love.

I have actually talked to a lot of my guy friends about this because a lot of them has been with girls, who was a virgin and they all say they can sort of “sense” if the girl is a virgin but they actually all said they didn’t have a problem with it or found it weird at all. 

One of my best friend said something alike “It’s really cool that she’s been strong enough to not let herself pressure into it because if she hasn’t had sex it’s obviously because she didn’t want to yet. That makes me respect her a lot, that she respects herself that much” about this girl he was seeing that was 22 and a virgin and they all kind of shared that opinion. That is was pretty cool how you wouldn’t let yourself pressure into doing something. 

I think some guys might actually feel a little pressure too if the girl is a virgin, because they want it to be nice for you as well but they don’t know how “hard” they can get into it, you know? I think their thoughts are more in that area, because they want to respect the fact that you’re insecure in that area. My friend - the one I mention before - said this girl he was seeing laid her cards on the table and was like “i haven’t done this before. I want to now and I’m sure about it” and he was like “that’s great but like how far or hard or whatever can I do?” and she was just like “I’ll tell you if I don’t like it” and then the pressure on his shoulders dropped too because he knew she’d speak up if she became uncomfortable and then he couldn’t cross any lines. 

But I really don’t think - especially if the guy is mature - he would find it odd or weird or strange at all. I think he’d be more worried about taking care of you than anything else. 

anonymous asked:

i'm biased bc i LOVE the city but i'd say move tot he city bc you can get your things done, have girl time with ur mum, get a cool job at a cafe and take the train back to see your friends!! i see it as a win/win

ah jeez yeah this sounds so nice // side note: ty to the literal hundreds of you that helped me and gave me a lot of things to take into consideration, so so so blessed to have all of you as my friends and i’m gettin so sappy over this ,,, ily :’-)

The Signs and Revenge

**Check moon, mars and lilith signs**

Aries: If you irk an Aries, their reaction will be instant. They’re not really the type to take time and plan out revenge on someone who hurt them, because everything they do is with impulse, not to mention they get over things very quickly. If they were to get revenge on someone, it wouldn’t be the strategic kind. They are known for their explosive temperaments and will not care about blowing up on someone in the middle of a crowded room. Whatever they wind up doing, they do it immediately and openly. For them, revenge is instant and they’re not the type to sit and ponder over things. It may not even count as revenge for them because they’re over things so quickly and can never really stay mad. You can probably expect days of them not talking to you but then they’ll pretty much forget it ever happened. They’re basically the definition of zero to one hundred and then right back down again. They’re very much like flash fire and you really don’t want to piss them off because their anger can be nasty, no matter how long it lasts.

Taurus: Unlike an Aries, a Taurus will carefully plan out their revenge and will take as much time as they need to ponder and then strike when they think the time is most right. Taureans are naturally loyal to the core and they care for their loved ones deeply; but the second you happen to hurt them in a way they can’t forgive, you better watch out. Taurus is a sign that never truly lets go of things until they get the person back. It takes a lot to get them angry but they can be just as vicious as a fire sign when fired up. They will often strike you where they know it hurts the most, too. They will take you to war whenever they feel the time is right and they’re not afraid to get quite vicious and cruel. For them, it’s all about not being able to let go of things. They can be just as unpredictable as a Gemini, they just take their time to strike until they’re happy with their plans. They will strike where it hurts the most and they’re definitely not a sign you want to piss off, especially because they make such great, loyal friends; but if you do them wrong once, you’re most likely done for. They don’t have time for peoples crap.

Gemini: Gemini’s are certainly the most unpredictable sign, especially when it comes to revenge. They are normally very forgiving, laid back and aloof people but it really just depends on the situation and person. Gemini’s are unpredictable in the sense that they’ll do whatever it is they want to do; and by that I mean they may get revenge or they may not. It’s all up to how they feel. This witty sign will always give you mixed signals and you will never know what is truly going on in their head. They will behave as if nothing has happened but don’t be fooled by their cool expression. Most times they will plan their revenge and then change their minds at the last minute. Remember that the Gemini’s mind is often their greatest weapon; they will always have more information on you than you may realize and they can often use this information against you as their revenge. They really are the most unpredictable sign and they’re always, always prepared. They may not be bothered by what you did in the moment and it may take months for them to react on it. It really just comes down to how their mind is working that particular day and what twin comes out to play; the more forgiving and laid back twin or the vicious one who always is prepared with information to use against you. 

Cancer: If there’s any sign who knows how to properly hold a grudge, it’s definitely cancer. They’re the kings/queens of getting revenge on people who do them wrong. They will simply set out to make the persons life miserable in any way they can, especially when it’s someone they deeply cared for in their life who happened to hurt them. Ruled by the moon, their mood swings can change in the blink of an eye and so will their revenge plans. Their once loving and nurturing nature can change drastically once you hurt them. As much as they can love someone beautifully, their revenge and personality can be just as equally ruthless towards someone who wronged them. They’ll simply feel no remorse for their actions and wont get over the situation until their revenge is carried out. They will do it in the most simple, yet hurtful way possible and will turn sour and spiteful. Never ever harm these peoples loved ones or them because it will definitely take a turn for the worst.

Leo: Like cancers, the proud and egotistical leo will hold grudges just for the hell of it. Because they’re a fire sign who mainly relies and acts on impulse, don’t expect to them sit and ponder on ideas to seek out revenge; they will act on their hurt right then and there on when it happens and they’ll most likely let everyone know about it. They’re incredibly loyal people who love deeply and most times, they will end up forgiving you for what you’ve done but it really depends on who you are. They are very proud beings who tend to ignore you out of revenge instead of discussing what happened. They can be very dramatic in the sense that they will do things to piss you off on purpose while still being able to ignore you. Since their ego is bruised so easily, they will never show their pain and normally they will withdraw to think of it on their own. Depending on who you are, they will most likely forgive after a while and they may not directly approach the situation but they’ll gradually make their way back into your life. The culprit may beg them for forgiveness but it’s all up to the leo to decide whether or not they want to trust the person again.

Virgo: Virgos can actually be quite ridiculously vengeful and stubborn when someone has wronged them. They can have a very huge God complex about themselves and your best bet would be to apologize in the sense where you tell them they’re always right. They can be very finicky and they may not take revenge immediately but there’s no doubt that they will avenge their wrong. They’re definitely a sign that never forgets and they will grow vengeful and cold towards a person who did them wrong. They will make you feel so pathetic about yourself because of what you’ve done and they’ll become insanely critical. Their revenge is never a dramatic show, it’s quite simple but they make sure it hits the person in the deepest spot. They can manipulate the person in such a way to get them to beg for forgiveness, as this sign loves to feel in control of others. Their tactics are more verbal than physical but their words cut deeper than wounds and will leave a person regretting it every day.

Libra: Libra’s are normally seen as just and haters of conflict but once it comes to someone wronging them, they can actually take lots of joy in creating drama. They’re not angered easily and it will take a lot for you to get on their bad side but if you hurt them in such a way where they’ve been humiliated in front of others, they’ll most likely not ignore it. Their anger is not something that is acted out like a fire sign, their anger is actually quite controlled and never really harsh. If you hurt a Libra, they usually take revenge by bitching about the situation and spreading rumors. The thing with Libra’s is that you will never truly know they are hurt. They like to make it look like they’re chill about it but they will waste no time in making the situation known to their friends/peers. They may also stick around by you, but your trust will never be 100% with them again, even if they make it seem like it. 

Scorpio: If you ever wrong a scorpio, your best bet is to honestly change countries or go into hiding. They will go years and years without forgiving, at that. They will seriously make you wish you were never born and they will go to utterly ruthless ends to make your life miserable. Scorpio is a sign that has a hard time forgiving in general and their reaction to any kind of wronging thrown at them can be quite venomous and cold. They are incredibly loyal and who knows why someone would ever choose to wrong them and they are incredibly aware of this. They will grow strongly vindictive and will make you regret it every day of your life without ever forgiving you, therefore making it endless torture. They very much enjoy watching the person beg and surrender to them, as like Virgo, they love to feel in control of people, and yet they’ll never accept it. Scorpios love to believe that they’re secret agents of karma and they very much believe in hitting back ten times harder to someone who as wronged them. Their sting is worse than their bite and their wicked emotions are very much driven by their dark side, which is a side you never want to be the victim of.

Sagittarius: These natives are usually a very happy-go-lucky sign who never takes things too personally. If you do somehow find a way to hurt these individuals, their reaction will most likely be on the spot and impulsive, but never with too much bloodshed. Since they are a fire sign, their emotions are like wild fires and hurting them in any which way can push them to release the madness within, but it never truly lasts. This sign is truly all about forgiveness and moving on and they don’t have the time of day to dwell on things. They’re all about second chances but they will tend to be very cautious of you for a while until your trust is fully gained again. These individuals can be very stubborn and set in their ways and they can become very verbal and loud in their reactions and may feel more superior than the other as if they never do any wronging’s. They have an uncanny ability to see two sides of an argument and they will debate until the other gives up. Don’t expect mercy right away with these folks, but they’re never ones to hold a grudge or put sequels to revenge. 

Capricorn: Capricorns are naturally very proud people who are not afraid to get vengeful when someone has wronged them. Forgiving easily with such things is not typically in their nature and when it comes to plotting revenge, they do so in a very methodical way with as little emotion involved as possible. They are naturally very clear-minded and focused when pondering ideas and they will go to great lengths in thinking something up. They have undying loyalty for the important people in their life and if someone has ever wronged them, you can expect them to be quite brutal. They will take complete separation from you in order to feel the pain out, and because of their pride, they will never show you their pain when it comes time for them to seek revenge. They will do it as unemotional as possible and they will completely drop you from their life. Their revenge is a one time thing and they will leave the person regretting. It is very unlikely that they will forgive you, especially if you were so close to them, but if you mattered a great deal to them, they may just change their mind at the last minute.

Aquarius: Aquarius is a fixed side, who is very set in their ways and stubborn, so don’t expect them to see your side easily or forgive. Although they are not so much in a hurry to take their revenge, they will definitely cut you off completely, even if they somehow wind up forgiving you. Aquarius is a very detached sign by nature and they will most likely tell themselves they do not care about what happened, even if they know it deeply wounded them. They’re not ones to take peoples crap easily and they will carry the hate against the person who has wronged them for as long as they wish. Aquarian’s are not the most rational out of the signs and if they decide that their intuition is telling them to run, they’ll do just that. But, if you are lucky, and the Aquarian’s intuition tells them that forgiving is better for their soul, then you may just get lucky, even if it takes time for them to fully feel the same around you. Like Gemini’s, it really just comes down to what feels better for them, personally. 

Pisces: This whimsical sign may not always seem like a threat, but once you have securely gotten on their bad side, they can have a whole other wicked side to them. They are a dual water sign, who happens to be one of the most sensitive out of all the signs, and because of that, they can become quite vengeful. They’re very easily offended and hurt but they will never show it. Even though they don’t show it easily, on the inside they could be finding ways to pretty much plot your death. Because they’re a dual sign, they can be very indecisive on what fish they let come out to play. They’re naturally a very compassionate sign who may feel like they’re as equally bad a person if they wrong the person back, and they may just end up forgiving the person without taking much revenge. But, like Aquarius, they depend heavily on intuition, and if they feel like a person is giving them bad vibes, they will waste no time in dropping you completely before there even has to be conflict. On the other hand, if the more wicked side of a pisces comes out, they will not be so forgiving. They can give into their dark side very easily and they will think of any which way to get their revenge on you. But, if they have any sort of soft spot for you, they may just change their minds at the last minute.

The Boxer

Pairing: Y/N and Harry

Word Count: 10k

Prompt: Harry hires Y/N as his on call nurse and for his matches. 

or 

“You’re supposed to be in the hospital gown, it’s why we laid it out for you,” Y/N stated, pointing the pen in her hand at the white gown by his feet.

“I’m not wearing that paper shit,” Harry grumbled, “and I’m perfectly fine to leave.”

“That cut says otherwise,” Y/N says.

Harry watches as she sets down the clipboard and turns on the sink to wash her hands, she’s cute. She’s nothing like the kind Harry would go for. His usual prey would be at the bar, lonely, maybe going through a breakup, but he knew for sure that by the end of the night she would be in his bed. Y/N on the other hand looked like too pure for him, and he hated that look.

From his experience Harry had learned that girls like Y/N believed that they were too good for a guy like him. Girls like Y/N, with an innocent smile, soft skin, and soft voices, tended to only use him for one thing, to make their parents upset. Harry had seen it time and time again, it was only a matter of weeks before the girl would crush his heart and move on to someone better.

“I don’t feel anything,” Harry stated.

Harry had grown numb to just about everything. He couldn’t feel the punches thrown at him, he couldn’t feel his emotions, it all just seemed gone to him. He didn’t mind though, no emotions meant he couldn’t get hurt, and no pain meant he was unstoppable.

or

Boxer Harry Styles highers, incredibly perky Y/N as his on-call nurse.


“I hate the graveyard shift,” Y/N stated, slumping into the chair.

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  • someone: why do you like the xmen so much?? i mean they're cool and all but so are the avengers
  • me internally: because the xmen are a group of oppressed people who are Constantly fighting for their survival and equality, while also fighting for all of mankind, the people who actively discriminate against them, when they really don't have to (unlike the avengers who mainly spend their time fighting each other or not caring about mutants). Their story of oppression is relatable to those who deal with discrimination and oppression in real life, therefor making their story all the more compelling. Not to mention, the xmen stories have magneto who is one of the most interesting, complexing and captivating villain, (if you can even call him that), in the entire marvel universe.
  • me out loud: idk they have pretty cool powers
[TRANS] ‘Seventeen’ Magazine 2017 Aug Issue - BTS Interview (P1)

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JPN - KRN © mondomizel1
KRN - ENG © ktaebwi

RAP MONSTER

- Why are you called “the destruction god”?
JIN: He might seem intelligent and cool, but he’s actually very slow and clumsy. He breaks all kind of stuffs in our dorm from electronic equipment to kitchen tools. That’s why we call him “destruction god”. (laughs)

- What’s your favorite place?
RAP MONSTER: The lake park nearby. I really like going for a walk at the park on nice days.

- What do you want to do in Japan?
RAP MONSTER: Shopping!! There are many clothing brands I like in Japan. If I go to Japan for work, I can’t eat out much, not to speak of shopping… But it’s okay. I’m not upset. I want to travel off-work to Japan and have fun as much as I want some day!

JIN

- What are you interested in these days?
JIN: Nintendo DS. I always play it whenever I can, in my room or in the car. I have to fly a lot because of the world tour, so It’s a perfect way to kill time.
JIMIN: I bought one right before going to Japan because of Jin-hyung too. Just a few more week and other members will be into this too for sure. Except Suga-hyung. (laughs)

- You’re called the trendsetter of the group, is it true?
JIMIN: Once Jin-hyung is into something, other members will somehow be into it too. It happens a lot. The only exception is Suga-hyung, he’s way too unwavering. (laughs)

SUGA

- What are you interested in recently?
SUGA:
There’s a convention about music equipment from all over the world, I watch the videos from that convention and check out the newest equipment. I’ve been liking up-to-date equipment since I was young. I adopt computers or electronic equipment faster than anyone else. 

- Any episode that can tell you’re like a music maniac?
RAP MONSTER:
His room is flooded with equipment. Those music equipment emit so much heat that his room’s hot like hell!! No one would be able to stand it without air conditioner. We plan not to come near his room in the summer. (laughs)

J-HOPE

- Tell us J-hope’s secret!
V:
A secret would no longer be a secret if it’s disclosed. But if I have to tell one… He gave me a present not long ago, a watch I wanted to have, as a surprise. He even put in a handwritten letter ♡

- What is the main choreography point in ‘Blood, Sweat & Tears’?
J-HOPE:
The ‘blood, sweat and tears’ chorus. The dance move of stroking from the neck to the face like wiping tears!

- If you can live one day as another person, who do you want to be?
J-HOPE:
Jungkook. I want to be young. What do I want to do? Hmh, I think I would do nothing like a maknae would!

JIMIN

- Where does your nickname (Slow Jimin) come from?
RAP MONSTER:
The reason we call him that… It’s because Jimin’s always late. (laughs) He wakes up late and does many thing slowly. He tends to be slow.

- Anything you were slow on recently?
JIMIN:
May 8th is Parents’ Day in Korea. It’s like ‘Father’s Day’ and ‘Mother’s Day’ in Japan, a day for children to express their gratitude to parents. I wanted to give them something on that day, but I kept thinking of what to give to make them happy… Two months passed and now I still can’t decide what to give. I’m late with presents too. (laughs)

V

- If you can live one day as another person, who do you want to be? 
V: No one. I know the members too well so there’s probably nothing I want to know from becoming them. And I know every secret of Jimin and Jungkook. Right? Right?
JUNGKOOK: …….Right. (laughs)

- What is V’s secret?
JUNGKOOK: He sometimes pretends to be cool. He’s always playful but on some certain days he can be cool depending on his mood. I was saying “Those who are good at English are so cool” and he suddenly spoke in English. He started to appeal himself “I’m cool right?”. It’s cute.
V: That’s right. I’m cute ♡

JUNGKOOK

- If you can live one day as another person, who do you want to be?
JUNGKOOK: Rap Monster-hyung. He’s really smart. I want to be smart too!

- No one can beat me on this!
JUNGKOOK:
Listening to music. I listen to music all the time. Also I don’t lose when it comes to passion. My heart is flaming more than anyone else!! I’m warm-hearted ♡

- Tell us Jungkook’s secret!
J-HOPE:
Secret.. Does he have any? We live together all the time so I don’t know what is a secret anymore. (laughs) Should I say it’s that Jungkook has a lot of greed? Not like doing as he pleases but in a good way. He’s greedy like “I want to challenge this to improve myself”!

P2

ladies gentlemen and others, I have come to introduce you to the avengers youtube channel

tony created the whole thing and and the bio reads: robin hood, uncle sam, ginger snaps, goldilocks, jolly green and the tin man’s chill room

there are videos of natasha teaching self defense moves for women, using the boys as props. her showing tips to learn other languages and “five things you didn’t know you could turn into a weapon”. her filming twenty minute long videos answering questions and giving advice to young girls about everything, from safety, mental health, recognizing abusive behavior in men, self confidence, and how to safely get out of risky situations

thor has a series of videos that go from “things of midgard I (Thor) do not understand” and “thor tries things” of his tasting foods from all over the globe because he is deeply fascinated and respectful of other cultures

bruce does a video series of him teaching yoga and meditation, and every once in a while he asks another member of the team to participate, and by far the most viewed one is of him trying to teach tony to stay still and not say anything and tony does try, but fails miserably while bruce sighs. bruce showing recipes from all the places he’s been. “how to create a stress free environment” videos

tony being the science dad™ making videos of “cool shit you can do with useless eletronics you haven’t used since the 90s but haven’t thrown out yet”. he has short videos of “easier ways to physics” and “math for things you will actually use on your day to day life”. he makes thirty minute long videos of him showing pop culture to steve and thor. so. many. storytime. videos. “that time we tried to lift thor’s hammer”, “steve and the 21st century”, “I watched natasha castrate a man with a plastic spoon”, “clint making the mistakes again”, “reasons why I love bruce banner”. “how to handle anxiety like a boss” videos

steve does the whole thing, from homemade remedies for sick kids that he learned when times were rough and sarah couldn’t afford the real ones. workout tips. and of course, educational yet ranting videos of basic human decency things that should’ve changed in 70 years but haven’t. “it’s ok to ask for help, it doesn’t make you weak” videos

clint being that bitch, trolling everyone in everyway imaginable. changing thor’s shampoo bottle for pink hair dye? check. coloring all of steve’s clothes red blue and white? check. changing the sugar of bruce’s tea for salt? check. making jarvis play everyone a different theme song for when they walk into the room? check. and of course, tony. there are several hour long compilation videos of him scaring the shit out of tony

all of them reading fanfiction about each other. stony, clintasha, ironhawk, ironwidow, romanogers, thor/everyone, loving all the combinations they can find. yes to poliamory and everyone loving each other

jarvis livestreams a night of them drinking asgardian ale and playing mario kart and singing high school musical songs on karaoke. it breaks youtube viewing records

Things my family has said but with Voltron

Shiro: DON’T HIT THE BOUNCY CASTLE WITH A SPATULA!

Pidge: S C R E E C H *continues to hit bouncy castle with spatula*


Lance: Everyone’s ignoring me!

Shiro: It’s okay! You can sit with the adults! We’re the cool kids club!

Lance: With all K’s?

Coran: *walks out of the bathroom, overhears and starts crying with laughter*


*Hunk, Pidge and Shiro are all sitting in a room*

Hunk: so Keith and Lance are getting married again

*collective groan*

Pidge: *throws book on the floor* THIS IS THE 9TH TIME THIS Y E A R!

Shiro: Isn’t Lance married to Nyma?

*silence*

Pidge: Drama.


Keith: Where are all the chicken nuggets?

Hunk: Pidge ate them all again.


Pidge: OOOOH LANCE WHO ARE YOU TEXTING? DO YOU HAVE A BOYYYYFRIIIEND?

Lance: uh yeah actually.

Pidge: OOOH WHATS THEIR NAME?

Lance: Rolo

*Silence*

Hunk: I don’t like them.


Pidge: I’m just telling you that you can’t just hit people when you want something.

Keith: ALLURAAAAA PIDGE IS YELLING AT ME

Pidge: why you do this


Allura: sNOOOOOOOOOOOP

Lance: *tongue clicks*

Lance and Allura: DAWG!


Allura: KEITH GET OFF THE CLIMBING FRAME YOU ARE TOO BIG!

Keith: *starts crying and runs away*

Shiro: *to Allura* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?


Hunk: why is that whenever we play make believe, I’m always the one cleaning out the house?

Pidge: I’ll help you Hunk!

Hunk: Thank you Pidge, you are my new favourite.

Lance: HEY


Keith: Hey I got custard on the table!

Allura: its okay I’ll go get something to clean it

Keith: I’ll clean it! *licks custard off table*


For the marriage thing my brother and his friend always get married whenever they hang out together. But then my brother married the girl next door (my brother is 5 btw) and it was very dramatic.

anonymous asked:

what's your favorite wildflower? like, flowers that people think are weeds type of wildflower. real underdog wildflower

some followers may already know this about me but one of my favorite plants is a cool neato technical wildflower called the Eastern Skunk Cabbage. 

this is what a blooming Eastern Skunk Cabbage looks like:

these plants are so comically disgusting like

-they smell like rotting flesh if you accidentally crush the outer part of the flower

-they like to live in mud and bogs and prefer environments where they can have cold running water over their roots at all times

-they’re pollinated by flies and beetles

-they bloom in really late winter and casually heat themselves up and just burn through the snow. like they just casually do that for two weeks out of the year

-these bois are not annuals. no. these bois are deep rooted and there to stay bitch. like if you cut their main tuber in half, you can see them already starting growth for the outer part of their flower for blooms up to ten years in the future.

-i did an entire research project on them and their heating mechanisms because theyre a really good example of the protein im interested in, the Alternative Oxidase Protein 

-these bois actually measure the exact outside temperature and adjust their inner bloom temperature to keep it perfectly steady. we dont know how it does this yet, we just know that the measuring mechanism is in the outer part of the flower. 

-they’re native flowers in the midwest and up through canada 

-theyre my stinky muddy bois and i love them

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: There is travel in your future, be ready for when the entire world recedes inwards upon itself in a timeless unending loop.

Taurus: Clawing your way back out has dulled your talons and blunted your fangs, you are a soft and gentle creature for it. You can buy a knife at most stores.

Gemini: The beaches are held in place by the roots of grasses. Crumbling things are supported by what will eventually overtake them. 

Cancer: Corn chips are half off at the supermarket, buy as much as you can and sell them out back for a profit. Use the money to buy more corn chips.

Leo: You don’t really care if its “public property” the fountain water is crisp and cool and the sky is beautiful here. Plus, hes just a mall cop he cant actually arrest you probably.

Virgo: Follow in the footsteps of sir Issac newton and represent the human nervous system with long braids of gold wire. Realize that this was silly, and admire your cool gold spines.

Libra: Sloped ¼ inch steel armor can deflect most standard issue police rounds. Full plate is making a comeback baby.

Scorpio: Monopoly was never meant to be a fun game.

Ophiuchus: Empathy is important. You need to know which people to scalp.

Sagittarius: The world smells like fresh tortillas and as your spear cracks the heavens know we are no longer afraid to die.

Capricorn: Dead skin cells flake off from you all the time. Your bed is haunted with a legion of tiny microscopic ghosts.

Aquarius: Life is really just a series of shooting yourself in the foot and succeeding anyway with improvised bullshit.

Pisces: Every night, does the moon drown? Does the sea suffocate? Of course not they are happily married and they support each other.