can we keep him please

there’s a really important difference between “I love this villainous evil character because they make the story way more interesting but I recognise that they’re a terrible person who deserves to be dropkicked into the sun” and “I love this villainous evil character and I will defend them with my life they are a precious sinnamon roll here’s 10,000 words of meta about why their behaviour is justified here’s 8000 angsty headcanons about how they’re secretly insecure and probably abused here’s my dubious justification for why they deserve a completely unearned redemption arc even though they’ve shown zero remorse or desire to change at all yes I know they gleefully murdered a bunch of people but if you look really closely at this screenshot you’ll see their dad didn’t give them enough attention as a child so actually they’re the real victim here” 

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lu was so hyped during this whole video, look at his clingy ass running to greet one of his boyfriends. ashton. chill. hot damn.

there is only one stranger things fanfiction that needs to exist in the world okay??? just one. and that’s the found family au where we f i n a l l y get jonathan and steve and nancy in a loving poly relationship where they co-parent all the fuckin kids and maybe billy gets beat up again

as someone who wants to get into concept art i love seeing concept work for early dev and shit cause it’s just so fucking cool

as a gay gamer it fucking infuriates me because of all the hot dads that could have been

🌟old movies renamed🌟
  • <b> rear window: the boy who cried murder<p/><b>an american in paris:</b> i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers<p/><b>the philadelphia story:</b> i want you back, i want you back🎵<p/><b>how to steal a million:</b> gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue<p/><b>cabaret:</b> drag and scandalous dances in WWII<p/><b>the sound of music:</b> where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)<p/><b>bringing up baby:</b> can we keep him? please?<p/><b>seven brides for seven brothers:</b> abduction cause its romantic<p/><b>singing in the rain:</b> good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-<p/><b>it's a wonderful life:</b> a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems<p/><b>the shop around the corner:</b> we're better staying pen pals than actually dating<p/><b>breakfast at tiffany's:</b> she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway<p/><b>roman holiday:</b> tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again<p/><b>star!:</b> gertie get your shit together<p/><b>my fair lady:</b> men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech<p/><b>sabrina:</b> you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead<p/><b>thoroughly modern millie:</b> everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing<p/><b>west side story:</b> why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway<p/><b>harvey:</b> polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up<p/><b>gone with the wind:</b> you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous<p/><b>casablanca:</b> paris and kids being looked at<p/><b>the african queen:</b> oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch<p/><b>on golden pond:</b> where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts<p/><b>annie get your gun:</b> frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie<p/><b>lawrence of arabia:</b> nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours<p/><b>the wizard of oz:</b> everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids<p/><b>cinderella:</b> cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime<p/><b>snow white:</b> practice makes perfect, disney, because this movie was on drugs<p/><b>sleeping beauty:</b> let's take a story about rape and make it for kids but then add unrealistic body types<p/><b>gold finger:</b> look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie<p/><b>chitty chitty bang bang:</b> this movie was also on drugs but it's still great<p/><b>funny face:</b> audrey and fred in france<p/><b>🌟i love all these movies so much so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke:</b> <p/></p>

PIXAR’S UP STARTER SENTENCES. 

  • ❝ Adventure is out there. ❞ 
  • ❝ What’s wrong? Can’t you talk? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, I don’t bite… ❞
  • ❝ You and me, we’re in a club now. ❞  
  • ❝ You have to swear you will not tell ANYONE. ❞
  • ❝ South America. It’s like America…but south. ❞
  • ❝ You know, you don’t talk very much…I like you! ❞
  • ❝ Take a bath, hippie. ❞
  • ❝ You don’t seem like a public menace to me. ❞
  • ❝ What are you doing out here? ❞
  • ❝ Please let me in. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t touch that! ❞
  • ❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞
  • ❝ Whew! I thought you were dead. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called: see who can be quiet the longest. ❞
  • ❝ I’m tiiiired. My knee hurts. My elbow hurts and I have to go the bathroom. ❞
  • ❝ But I didn’t have to go then! ❞
  • ❝ I don’t wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if you don’t hurry up the tigers will eat you. ❞
  • ❝ There’s no tigers in South America. Zoology. ❞
  • ❝ What is that thing?! ❞
  • ❝ No! Stop! That tickles! ❞ 
  • ❝ That doesn’t even rhyme. ❞
  • ❝ I see you back there. ❞ 
  • ❝ Go annoy someone else for a while. ❞ 
  • ❝ Uhhh…we’re not allowed to have dogs in my apartment. ❞
  • ❝ Did that dog just say ‘hi there’? ❞
  • ❝ I just met you and I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can we keep him/her? Please! Please! Please! ❞
  • ❝ Can I tell you a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, why don’t you get some sleep. ❞
  • ❝ What have I gotten myself into? ❞
  • ❝ We better get moving. ❞
  • ❝ You must be tired. Hungry? ❞
  • ❝ I like you temporarily. ❞
  • ❝ I do not like the cone of shame. ❞
  • ❝ Are you sure I’m not a bother? I’d hate to impose. ❞
  • ❝ You really must stay. I insist. ❞
  • ❝ We have so much to talk about. ❞
  • ❝ Give me your hand! ❞
  • ❝ This is great. I finally meet my childhood hero and he tries to kill us. ❞
  • ❝ It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. ❞ 
  • ❝ Run, [ name ], run! ❞
  • ❝ This is none of my concern. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t ask for any of this! ❞
  • ❝ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can I stay? ❞
  • ❝ I am your master. ❞
  • ❝ You are my master. ❞
  • ❝ Let me go! ❞
  • ❝ Scream all you want, [ name ], no one can hear you. ❞
  • ❝ Where are you going?! I’m not finished with you! ❞
  • ❝ I want to help. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want your help! …I want you safe. ❞
  • ❝ I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, [ name ]! You’re cheating! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe I need new glasses. ❞

anonymous asked:

Can you please draw a cute kitty following Adrien everywhere? I thought this could be cute & funny because I reckon Adrien honestly wouldn't mind it ❤

(ANIMATED GIF)  Here you go, anon!  I hope you like this super quick little animation!  <3  Animation people, please don’t judge me, lolol


At home:

Adrien:  “PLEASE, Father, can we keep him?  I’ll take care of him myself!  Please, please, please?” 

Gabriel:  “We are not adopting some filthy stray.”

Adrien:  “But Father… I LOVE HIM! What would Mom say?”

Cue Adrien’s giant puppy dog/kitty cat eyes:

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Gabriel*internal screaming* He did NOT just use the Mom card on me.

Gabriel:  *pinches bridge of his nose*  “Very well.”

Adrien:  “THANK YOU, FATHER! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!”  *Skips away merrily*

Gabriel*sigh*  FML

interesting ways to get a cat

- plan to get a cat, visit a friend who has a farm, all the kittens run away despite being careful, hear a very loud purring all of a sudden while a pair of eyes open in a dark spot between two balls of hay. achievement unlocked: first cat obtained.

- have your cat on the pill but she still manages to have 1 kitten that she stops feeding after a week so you think he’s going to die in the next days despite the care your family gives him but actually he’s 17 now and still going

- have dinner with half your family, be very loud and joyful, then be interrupted by a small meowing and find a young cat sitting on the bench next to you

- have your dad visit friends that have a farm, unexpectedly meet a very fat kitten and “well i couldnt leave her there could i so i found a shoe box and”

- its raining and you hear scratching and meowing at the back door and when you open a grown cat soaked with water and mud is screaming at you and decides this is her house now where are the kibbles

- open a dumpster. a young cat jumps on it, meows at you, jumps in it. you think, well, alright, and leave. you hear a meowing behind you. its the cat. you pet the cat. you leave. you hear a meowing behind you. its the cat. you shoo it away. you get to your house. you hear a meowing behind you

- so lets say you have two six months old kittens who are very into being outside. one is very interested in the bushes next to the garden gate. theres a kitten there. he’s licking her. thats his friend there can we keep her? please. she is small and wild but she loves him. please. you keep the cat

- your friend is in the veranda. you hear a commotion. you find your friend on her hands and knees looking under some furniture while one of your cats is disstressingly meowing from a few meters away. “fuck no, not this again,” you think, “hey, so, theres three kittens under there,” she says

Goggle (Small!Reader x Hamilsquad)

Words: 2700+

Warnings: Abuse, cursing

Request: Yo how about a fic that’s a reverse of your fic that the reader is from the past and put into the modern world as a smol and meet the modern!hamilsquad??? Idk

A/N: nope, but maybe small drabbles


You looked at the dandelions on your front lawn. They were fully bloomed, their seeds ready to be blown. You crouched down, picking one of them up. The wind picked up immediately, causing the seeds to be blown. Your heart dropped.

Your father would be angry. You quickly threw the stem down on the ground, trying to hide it between the grass. You heard footsteps behind you, and straightened up quickly. Turning around, you came face to face with your brother. He smirked, looking at the dirt on your dress.

“Oh, Pa will be angry.”

“Johnny, please, don’t tell him. Please, can we keep this between us?” He bit his lower lip, thinking. You looked at the lust in his eyes, and quickly regretted asking him for anything. You tried moving around him, but he followed your steps. “Johnny-”

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anonymous asked:

Prompt: Supercorp - Husky

“No.”

“But look at his face.” Alex cooed as she held a husky puppy in her arms, trying to move the wiggling body to look at Lena. Because who could say no to those bright blue puppy eyes.

“Absolutely not Alex.”

“Oh come on Lena. We can’t take them both home! Our apartment isn’t big enough.” Maggie nodded in agreement as she stood leaning against the counter of Lena and Kara’s apartment holding on to the leash of a second identical husky puppy.

“You should’ve thought of that before you took him.”

Lena crossed her arms as she stared Alex down. She was the only Danvers sister she could definitely say no too.

“But they’re siblings. We can’t separate them. That would be like separating Kara and I.”

“That’s a bit dramatic don’t you think.”

“She’s right Alex. You and Kara? Really? I mean they’re cute but they are still puppies. They’ll be fine if we take one back.”

“Who’s side are you on?”

Maggie grinned as she shrugged. She got her dog the rest was just bonus. She’d be happy regardless.

“Where’s Kara?”

“Oh no. You are not using her against me in this. We are not taking that dog!”

“Shouldn’t you at least talk to my sister before you make a decision for both of you?” Alex raised her eyebrows as she watched Lena’s jaw clench and release. They both knew she was right.

“Fine.” Lena uncrossed her arms, her heels clicking against the tile and hardwood as she moved to grab her phone from the purse she had left on the coffee table. Returning to the kitchen Lena waited with the phone pressed against her ear quickly leaving a message for Kara to come home because her sister had something to discuss with them.

None of the women were surprised when Kara landed on the balcony a few minutes later. Knowing she had probably just missed Lena’s call and came home as soon as she listened to the message.

“What’s goi-” Kara stopped as a puppy ran into her ankles, too excited by the new person in the room. Grinning she scooped the puppy up. “You guys got Gertrude!!”

“Actually…”

“That’s not Gertrude.”

“This is Gertrude.” Maggie pointed down at her feet as Kara looked between the two puppies with near identical colouring.

“So who is this guy?”

“That’s your puppy!” Alex blurted out before Lena could open her mouth.

“Alex!”
“What?!”

Both Lena and Kara stared at Alex with very different expressions on their face.

“We were getting Gertrude. And when we were at he humane society about to sign the papers and someone mentioned that she had a brother that hadn’t been adopted yet. And I didn’t want to separate them…but our apartment isn’t big enough for both. So Maggie and I were thinking you guys might like him.”

Alex treaded carefully as she watched Lena’s face soften slightly as she watched Kara stroke the puppy. Almost wiggling in happiness as much as the fur ball in her arms.

“Can we keep him Lena? Please. We can’t separate them! It’d be like separating me and Alex!”

“That’s what I said.”

Lena tried not to roll her eyes as Kara took a step forward her eyes big and pleading as she held up the puppy both of them looking at her with bright blue eyes.

“I promise I’ll take care of him. You won’t have to do anything you don’t want too.”

Lena held her breath as Kara took another couple steps forward still trying to contain her excitement. “Please?”

“Fine. But is he chews any of my heels he’s out.” Lena’s lips twitched as Alex and Maggie high fived in the kitchen and Kara squealed immediately dropping to the ground to play with both puppies in her cape.

Kara headed for a shower after Alex and Maggie took off, leaving Lena with the pup Kara had already so adamantly named Krypto. Kara watched from the hallway as he tried to jump in the couch with Lena, grinning as Lena sighed and scooped him up from the bum. She entered the living room towelling off her hair as Krypto curled up in the crook of Lena’s bent legs.

“You like him.” Kara taunted as she leaned over the back of the couch pressing a kiss to Lena’s cheek and she scratched his head.

“I do not.”

Kara hummed trying to cover her laugh as Lena stopped petting the puppy. “Yes you do.”

Let It Go: Arrow 5x21 Review (Honor Thy Fathers)

See… this is what happens when I don’t pull all nighters. My life interferes with my ability to write insanely long reviews. Sorry for the wait my friends. Your patience is appreciated.

There comes a moment in every person’s life when you realize your life is your own, a separate entity beyond your parent’s expectations and dreams for you. You also see your parents for what they are… imperfect people just like you. There is freedom in these realizations and it is a crucial part of adulthood. As you grow older, your life is less and less defined by being what your parents leave behind. You begin to wonder what you will leave behind. You define a legacy for yourself. You learn how to live for yourself.

That is essentially the process both Oliver and Thea are going through in “Honor Thy Fathers” but because they are superheroes everything is on a super scale. Both Oliver and Thea faced their past tonight. They saw Robert Queen for who he really was and with those lessons came a certain peace. The past is no longer weighing them down. Both Thea and Oliver are free to look to the future.

Not quite sure what to do with a television show that gives me everything I’ve been waiting for on a narrative level. So… Imma gonna drink wine and throw confetti.

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Being part of the Holland Family

Warnings: mentions of sex, PMS.

Requested: no


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• okay, you weren’t exactly planned.

• you were conceived like, four months after the twins were born.

• Paddy was born after you.

• People would think you were a boy or ‘tom boy’ because you’d wear their hand me downs

• You’d be so stronger than them
- “Why are you guys crying?”
- “it’s a sad movie. Don’t you have any feelings?”

• playing golf with the boys on a day off

• Sam teaching you piano, even though you don’t want to learn it

• Harry forcing you (a bribe of $50) to appear in his short film with Paddy.

• Paddy would literally adore you because you’re like a second mother to him

• being a better dancer than Tom
- doing lives to see who is better
- “Now way! I am so better. Suck it (Y/N).’
- “Piss off. Your fans say that I’m better.”

• Swear Jar™

• Tom teaching you how to drive

• the older boys taking you out for your 18th
- they would all chip in and buy you a car that they could afford  
- but because they brought it they’d use it as an excuse
- “I need to run to the shops. I’m taking your car!”
- “No you are not Sam. You said you were going to ‘run to the shops’.”
- “You know what I mean. I brought it.”

• Facetiming Tom and him helping you with your home work

• Nikki would always make sure you were included
- The boys would be outside playing soccer and you’d want to join
- “Boys, (Y/N) what’s to play.”
- “but it’s two against two.”
- “Maybe she can be goal keeper.”
- “That’s not how soccer works mom.”

• You low key hated Harrison went you first met him because whenever Tom was home those two would always do something

• whenever Tom was home, you’d always make sure that you’d cook Sunday brunch or dinner because you wanted your whole family to be together

• having the best Instagram
- and the best comments on the boys posts
- posting old photos of Tom in his Billy Elliot days

• you can Sam would alway appear in each other snap stories singing in the car

• you’d always break into song with them

•numerous pranks
- you have to look over your shoulder all the time to make sure they weren’t trying to kill you
- you’d always get Tom singing in the shower
- there was this one time when you all wanted to cook food for dinner, Sam and Paddy were in charge of the starters/entree, you and Tom were cooking main and Harry was coking dessert. Obviously your parents weren’t home to supervise, because Tom was doing a handstand in the kitchen and he knocked Harry who was near you and Harry bumped into you, and you feel back and your arm hit the edge of the burning stove.
- let’s just say you have the coolest scar from the burn on your hand right now.
- your parents made the boys, especially Tom and Harry look after you 24/7.
-they were literally wrapped around your finger.
- you were so close to convincing Harry wipe your ass, but Tom stopped him.

• PMS
- you’d get your period, because all women do.
- and the boys would freak out
- “uhm, (Y/N) you okay?”
- you’d clap back with some sarcastic comment- “yeah my good ol’ ovaries weren’t fertilised this month so now I’m bleeding out of my vulva”
- “well fertilise them next time. You know, how you fertilise plants.”
- “it doesn’t work like that Harry.”
- Paddy would be the only up to put up with your shit

• the talk
- Nikki and Don would sit you, Sam and Harry down.
- 'we need to have a chat’
- 'we think you’re old enough now’
- 'it would be so awkward’
- 'this is not happening’
- 'I’m not listening. Lalala’

• The boys would always ask you for advice on girls
- “she sent me a 'k’”
- “dude you’re in so much trouble.”
- “how? I swear I didn’t do anything bad.”
- “what do you mean you didn’t do anything bad?”
- “I don’t know?! Help me!”

- “what should I get Zendaya for her birthday? She had everything.”
- “get her a photo of me so she can hang it up in her room.”
- “uhm no. That’s creepy.”

- “but like, how should I ask her out? Should I write her a song? Should I play it for her in front of everyone?
- "you sound like Troy Bolton”

• you’d been asking for a dog since you were like three
- “I’d like to introduce everybody to a new addition to a family.”
- everyone would look at Tom like he has three heads because it’s not like he can announce a pregnancy
- he’d walk in the house and you’d run up to him as you see the puppy in his arms
- Dominic would loose he’s shit- “get that raccoon out of my house.”
- “please daddy. can we keep him?”
- “it’s a her.” Tom would make sure he got a female
- “pretty please daddy.”
- you’d give him puppy dog eyes, the eyes he couldn’t resist because you were his little girl
- “I can’t just return a dog I adopted, can I now?”
- “I suppose you can’t.”

• finally not having to share a room with one of your brother once Tom moved out with Harrison

• you guys could never take serious photos
- 'come on kids. Let’s do a nice one’ Nikki should sigh as she got her camera ready
- usually either Tom or Harry would have their arm near you and they poke your hips with there fingers and you’d jump cause you’re ticklish
- 'I give up’
- you’d get a good Christmas card one though

• speaking of Christmas
- you’d all wake up around the same time
- you’d all open your presents at the same time
- you’d do a siblings kris kingle (which always failed because you’d have to ask your other siblings on what to get the other person, and they’d tell them).
- but you’d all put your money together (Tom was always happy to chip in a little bit more, but you felt guilty because he knows how hard it is for you guys to save money when he has heaps) and but Dom and Nikki a gift, usually movie tickets, or a restaurant voucher, hot air ballooning, something date themed.

• Nikki made sure that you all went to a P-12 school so she could get a photo of the five of you in your blue and white school uniform.
-It’s still hanging in the hallway to this day

• You sit with your friends at lunch and your crush is also apart of your friendship group.

• Harry and Sam would grab their lunch and sit with you.
- “What are we talking about today huh?”
- “Have we ever told you about the time (Y/N)-”
- “Guys. Stop embarrassing me.”

• But they’re would also help you out
- “Who here thinks (Y/N) is pretty?”
- You crush, who is also your best friend put his hand up and you turn red like a tomato
- “isn’t that funny Sam?”
- “(C/N) thinks our little sister is pretty.”
- “Awwww.”

• depending on the situation, you were always compared to the boys
-'here we have Toms sister’
-'you’re Harry’s sister aren’t you? you just be good at sport like he is’
-'you’re Sam’s sister aren’t you? Do you think you could play us some music?’
- you’d hate being compared to the twins because you were nothing like them
- although you were proud of Tom


• You once had to bring someone into school, someone who influenced you, so you thought Tom.
- all of your friends (even the guys) swooned over him
- after that day, you didn’t date speak about him or bring any of your friends home because you knew all they’d want to do is hang out with Tom.

• Going to Toms premieres.
- he always wanted you to sit next to him because he wanted to see your reaction to the scenes being played. It was like your reaction meant the most to him.
- calling him 'movie star’ or 'celebrity’ for ages

• if you had kids when you were older, the boys would fight to see who would be the better uncle (obviously Paddy would be)

Headcanon: You and Bill having a Little Boy

I love Daddy Bill so much! This was so much fun to write. 

Warning: Mild language, cuteness. 

I know I promised a new imagine today, but I need at least another day with it. To make it up to you, here is another headcanon! Requests and tags are open. 

  • Daddy Bill is literally the cutest, most precious thing ever.
  • He is so proud of his family and shows pictures to everyone.
  • I mean everyone.
  • Every P.A. on his last film has seen about a million pictures of you and your son.
  • Your son is incredibly adorable and SO tall.
  • He is always the tallest student in all his classes.
  • Bill wants to make sure your son leans Swedish, so he reads Swedish folk tales to him every night.
  • Eventually, they would read to each other and act out all of the characters.
  • Your son is so playful and adventurous; he literally fears nothing.
  • Bill and your son go on adventures around your neighborhood; they are always exploring and discovering new things.
  • They would bring home so many creatures.
  • “Can we keep him mommy?” “Yes, Y/N can we keep him please?”
  • On Mother’s Day, your boys would pamper you.
  • They would kiss and hug you, make your breakfast, and take care of you all day.
  • Bill loves taking your son to the zoo.
  • He teaches him all the names of the animals in English and Swedish.
  • Bill and your son would always be playing together whenever Bill is home.
  • They would play pirates and you would be their captain, telling them what to do.
  • “Captain Mommy needs you rake the leaves from the poop deck”
  • Bill would buy all of his favorite toys from his childhood for your son.
  • Bill encourages your son to play with paint, blocks or anything that requires creativity and imagination.
  • Bill would never discourage anything your son loves.
  • He encourages him to be in touch with his emotions and express them in a healthy way.
  • Anytime the two of them go out together, they were matching outfits.
  • Your son is the biggest mama’s boy, and Bill is kind of jealous.
  • But he gets it because you are amazing.
  • Bill would buy his son a toy medical set.
  • “He is either going to be a doctor or an actor, so we might as well get him started”.
  • Bill would have his hands all over you whenever your son was sleeping. “I think it’s time we gave him a sibling. He needs lots of brothers and sisters to play with”.
  • For Halloween, your family would always wear group costumes.  
  • Over the years you would go as Remy, Linguini and Colette; Jack Skellington, Sally, and Zero; Luke, Leia, and Han Solo and your personal favorite, Harry, Luna and baby Dobbie.  
  • You and your son would always plan the costumes. Bill just goes along with it, acting like he doesn’t care, but he secretly loves it.
  • All of Bill’s brothers would play any game your son wanted; they would play soccer, pirates, jungle adventure, doctor’s office and knights.
  • Your son would be so spoiled with attention and gifts.
  • Bill’s brothers would fight over who was the favorite uncle.
  • Bill would teach his son respect towards women. This is VERY important to him.
  • You would come home to find a blanket and pillow fort in your living room. Crawling underneath, you see Bill and your son passed out on a big pile of pillows.
  • You take one million pictures; it’s the cutest thing you have ever seen.
  • Bill wakes up, smiles sleepily at you, and winks.
  • Your heart melts; you crawl in and cuddle with your boys.
  • Whenever Bill is away, he skypes you and your son every day.
  • Your son LOVES Marvel movies. He pretends to be Spider Man and makes you be Black Widow and Bill be Captain America.
  • Bill loves pretending to be the ultimate American hero and gets really into it.
  • Family portraits in sweaters every year for Grandma.
  • Bill would have a treehouse built for your son and they would have sleepovers in the summer up there at least twice a week.
  • They would call it the “Secret Boy’s Only Club” but Mommy is the only girl allowed because she is cool.
  • So many hugs and kisses from your sweet boys.
  • Eventually, Bill would give your son a puppy. He would name it Spidey.
  • Bill promises to take care of the dog, but of course, you end up being his main caretaker.
  • Bill would make it up to you with hugs and kisses whenever you complained.
  • Spidey and your son are best friends. They are inseparable.
  • Bill buys Spidey a dog Spider Man costume.
  • “Just clean up after the damn dog once in awhile Bill”.
  • Bill would thank you every day for giving him such a wonderful family.
Accustomed to Standing Alone

I’ve been kicking around this idea for a while in my head and I’ve finally finished it. It’s part of a little series of fics where I want to explore Damian’s early days as Robin, how he starts to see things differently from the league, and how he and Dick bond. I can’t help but think a lot of the firsts in Damian’s life happened twice. First with his mother and first with his father’s family. This is one of those firsts. 

It’s also the ‘proper kidnapping’ fic I’ve been promising @camsthisky forever, so here you go Cam, I hope you enjoy it. : )

Words: 3,908

Rating: Gen

Summary: Damian has been Robin for a while, and Damian Wayne for longer. What he hasn’t been is kidnapped as Damian Wayne. He could easily escape, except he’s not sure if he should, would that betray his secret identity or prove to Grayson he’s fit to be both Robin and a part of the family?

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This was wrong. Not the fact that Damian had been taken, or that it had been at a public event. Even his missing the last half of the Gotham Knights game wasn’t the problem (despite it being his first experience with the overly long sport). No, everything about Damian’s current circumstances contradicted his experience.

This kidnapping went against everything he knew. Damian’s experience did not tell him that kidnappers tied loose bindings over his wrists, or used flimsy blindfolds to prevent his seeing them drive him to a cheap motel. As lacking in gentleness as his captors had been in moving him from the car to the room he’d been dropped in, it was nothing compared to the time’s he’d been taken from the League.

It would be laughably easy to escape from his bindings and return to the game before even Grayson noticed his absence. Except Damian wasn’t sure that was the best option. This was the first time he’d been taken as Damian Wayne, and Grayson had not yet discussed proper kidnapping protocols with him. He had been clear that keeping his identity a secret was paramount, but so far that had only applied to Damian resisting throttling thugs in public. Grayson’s constant reiteration of the subject was the only thing keeping Damian from slipping off the uncomfortable ropes and leaving this embarrassing situation.

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bosstoaster  asked:

Microprompt: Smol Shiro gets Big Doge

me: okay phew, I finally finished all the smol!Shiro prompts in my inbox.
@bosstoaster: ….did you now.

thanks a LOT, TOASTER.

“That’s a baby yupper,” Coran whispers, horrified.

“Shiro,” Keith says, aiming for calm. His voice is shaking as he takes a careful step foward, holding out his hand. “Step away from the dog, please.”

“But he’s so fluffy,” Shiro pouts. His little hand continues to pet the giant pupper - yupper? - carefully near its neck, which is as high as small Shiro can reach. The pup - no, the alien dog - towers over him. It’s easily three times as big as Shiro is, and it is huge. “Can we keep him? Please?”

“Come back over here and we’ll talk about it,” Lance tries.

In response the alien dog opens its mouth, displaying rows and rows of sharp pointy teeth. Both Lance and Keith lurch forwards in alarm, but the yupper merely uses its long tongue to lick fully half of Shiro’s face. Shiro shrieks but it’s with delight, his little floof of hair standing straight up from the yupper’s saliva. “He likes me! He’s so friendly, please? Can we? Please?”