RFA + Minor Duo Taking MC and their child Trick-or-Treating
I COULDN’T STOP MYSELF.
I promise I can write angst. [I have NOVELS full of angst.] but my joy in life is fluff and I love love LOVE the idea of these sweet boyos having happy endings and children.
The one night a year that this man will willingly wear a mask.
Will wear matching costumes if you want.
Is just so excited to take you and their daughter out for candy.
His costume each year is a knight unless you pick it.
Secretly wants you to go as a princess every year.
Will carry the candy if it gets too heavy.
Will 100% be the one to make sure no one eats too much candy at once.
“It’s bad for your skin, MC, and our precious daughter can’t have too much sugar!”
He’s Mom Zen. [We-know-this-to-be-true.]
Picks up your daughter and RUNS if and when anyone notices him.
If you aren’t fast enough to keep up he’ll grab you too.
This man is hella strong.
BEAST MODE ACTIVATE [Not the sexy beast,
the insanity workout beast that can carry you, your daughter, and way too much candy up three flights of stairs without getting winded.]
Once you get home, he makes sure that you and your little bby are okay.
“I’m so sorry MC, I’ll wear a better mask next year!”
He’s been dreaming of taking you and your son trick or treating ALL.YEAR.
Of course he dresses up as his character from LOLOL.
He wants you to dress up as yours too.
Somehow, he manages to find toddler-sized soft foam armor.
He asks Zen to stop taking selfies long enough to take a photo of the three of you together.
Kits out the stroller to look like a warhorse.
Just generally gets way too in to it.
You have to make sure to monitor how much candy he eats.
Adores you, adores seeing you with your son.
Will 100% Leroy Jenkins his way from door to door if you find it amusing.
10/10 will do this every year.
This woman is so poised. So put together. So READY.
She has a map of the neighborhood, and has color coded each house according to where the best treats are.
She’s made sure all of you are wearing proper shoes, and have costumes that will be comfortable according to weather.
Baehee isn’t wearing a costume. She’s too busy coordinating your efforts to maximize efficiency in candy collecting.
Shuts her phone off so Jumin, Jumin Han can’t call her for this one night.
Has spent several weeks explaining to Jumin, Jumin Han why she is going door-to-door begging others for sweets.
Has also left out a bowl of freshly baked treats in front of your house.
Carries a bottle of water so no one gets thirsty.
Is 100% constantly on the lookout to make sure no one tries to come up and steal your son’s candy.
Seriously, she knows Judo, she will throw down.
“MC, why do you want to beg commoners for candy?”
It’s not even good for you MC.
“Is this…Like cosplay? Am I dressing as V?”
“Assistant Kang. Take my card and purchase a new camera.
Also, go to Jihyun’s house and take his favorite cardigan.”
Poor Baehee. [
He’s in it to win it once he realizes this is family time.
At first he’s convinced that you should just dress Elizabeth [Your daughter, MC. Not your cat, MC] like Elizabeth…
[Your cat, MC, not your daughter, MC.]
In the end she goes as a princess. Princess Elizabeth.
Her little princess tiara has real diamonds and Swarovski crystals.
Yoosung is crying in the distance: that tiara would pay his tuition and purchase a lifetime supply of Honey Buddha Chips.
FAMILY ADVENTURE TIME!
Halloween is here and GOD 707 IS HERE.FOR.IT.
He’s already picked out all of your costumes.
Saeran doesn’t want to participate.
Seven spends the entire month pestering him until he gives in.
You’re all dressed as Sailor Scouts.
Guess who gets to be Sailor Moon?
Saeran is stuck being Sailor Mars.
[Is also lowkey angry he’s wearing heels, but doesn’t mind the skirt.]
You’re questioning your life choices when Vandy shows up, dressed as Tuxedo Mask.
Your twins are so cute that no one can help themselves…Cuddles EVERYWHERE.
They’re dressed up as Luna and Artemis.
You stop for ice cream before coming home.
The three of you are trick-or-treating in a closed, gated community.
V didn’t dress up, he’s too busy taking photos of you, of your daughter, of the neighborhood…EVERYTHING.
He doesn’t dress up, but he encourages you to dress up as well.
It will make the photos look that much better once your daughter is grown.
Is careful not to step on your daughter’s dinosaur tail as she jumps around going from house to house letting loose on each RAWR.
Holds your hand as often as possible.
Carries a flash light just in case your daughter starts to get scared once it gets dark.
Posts the photos to the chat room almost immediately once you all get home.
He can’t help himself. He’s just so happy, so proud, so overjoyed that this is his life now.
Secretly eats the best chocolates when no one is looking.
Next year, you instate a ‘chocolate’ tax on your daughter’s candy so he can have some without having to skulk.
He never got to do this when he was growing up, so it’s mildly intimidating.
As far as new experiences go, it’s not the most intimidating.
He won’t dress up, he’ll be too busy making sure no one touches you.
Or your son.
He’s not super interested in the candy for himself, but he’s excited that his son gets to receive so much.
It looks so -normal- that he feels overwhelmed every so often.
Sometimes he grabs your wrist and -clings-
He’ll let go if you look like it hurts, but he’s enjoying this evening.
He’s not usually one to take pictures, but he’s grateful that you use your phone to take some.
If anyone lunges out at you or your son [teenagers, other little kids pretending to be scary] he’ll snap.
It’s not pretty.
He almost gets arrested, but you calm him down.
You go home a bit early, but it’s okay.
This is so…surreal to him.
Looking at his son running around the neighborhood so freely, making animal noises while wearing a cheetah costume.
The tail…it WIGGLES.
It is not lost upon this man that your son chose that costume because of his coat.
The idea of taking candy from strangers is apalling.
Who knows where it’s been? Where it came from? WHO’S TOUCHED IT.
He will personally x-ray all of the candy. And find a way to disinfect it without ruining the taste or making it inedible.
Carries his taser. In his hand. IS PREPARED.
7/10: Would go again, but would not suggest it on his own.
That would involve admitting that he enjoyed being around so many people in an uncontrolled environment.