Written for @aryaxgendryweek Day Six → This is not a drill
This is not a drill. IronMaiden is a go. IronMaiden is a go.
IronMaiden???? That’s the fucking ship name you chose.
What? It’s a blacksmith reference and a “she’s a girl,” reference.
If you had to pick one of the seven, I’d have gone for the warrior, maybe?
Look can we not do this now Lommy?
I’m just saying, I think that it’s important to make the terminology right and IronMaiden is a dumb name for a relationship.
Well what would you prefer then?
I don’t know. I don’t see why we have to have a ship name for them at all. They’re actually our friends, you know. Not like…fictional characters or anything.
Look, I just came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Shut up memelord. Are you sure it’s not a drill?
I’m 100% sure. They were definitely making out while I was getting the pie out of the oven, and were all flushed and shit when I came back in and I’m p sure Gendry had a hard-on because he crossed his legs and stuff.
Ok that’s too much information.
Is this payback for me ragging on the ship name?
Probably. Anyway. Not a drill. We can start planning the wedding now.
Bro…they just got together. Chill.
I just want to bake their wedding cake. Is that too much to ask?
Yes. If you put pressure on them too soon they won’t stay together. Let them have their fun.
Can I at least make them a congrats on the sex cake?
HOT PIE NO.