can u not look at me like that

honestly now all I can think of is lena in That Outfit that we r all freaking out about bc she’s just so damn tired of dropping hints and Kara just picking them up and handing them back to her it goes v much like IT’S ME ANASTASIA and then Kara destroys whatever it was she was holding (spoiler alert: it was her laptop. and then lena’s like well shit mark me down as scared and horny). it was funny at first but then lena’s just like shit I broke Kara

the worst part is that’s when Alex walks in from the bathroom and starts screaming. so does lena. Kara’s still too gay to function and nothing’s registering. u know how in elf he covers his eyes and then runs into a wall? she’ll deny it but that is exactly what Alex does everyone is confused and uncomfortable and can’t look at each other the next day. Alex and jonn more than Kara and lena bc poor j'onn he deserves brain bleach

Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Nineteen - Elf Tails

when we left off, ron was poisoned and almost died. lol happy birthday bro!!!!!!!!!

Hermione gave an almost inaudible sniff. She had been exceptionally quiet all day. Having hurtled, white-faced, up to Harry outside the hospital wing and demanded to know what had happened, she had taken almost no part in Harry and Ginny’s obsessive discussion about how Ron had been poisoned, but merely stood beside them, clench-jawed and frightened-looking, until at last they had been allowed in to see him.

if that aint love yall. seriously tho any romione haters can FIGHT ME

“Er-my-nee,” croaked Ron unexpectedly from between them.

i vividly remember reading this for the first time and SCREAMING FOR JOY. still kinda of squealing now tbh

- omg HAGRID feels like i havent seen you in ages bb :’( missed u

“Half our family does seem to owe you their lives, now I stop and think about it,” Mr. Weasley said in a constricted voice.

OMG STAHP im feeling way too many emotions im literally like 2 pages into the chapter jfc

“’S’no wonder Dumbledore’s angry with Sn-”
Hagrid stopped in his tracks, a familiar, guilty expression was visible of his face above his tangled black beard.


- FUCKING MCLAGGEN hes like ‘since ron almost DIED let me play in the next quidditch game’ and its like BRO HE ALMOST DIED can you at least wait until, idk THE NEXT DAY to ask??????? smh disrespectful 

Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.

is this gay or what

“Is Hermione Granger still visiting him?” Lavender demanded suddenly.
“Yeah, i think so. Well, they’re friends, aren’t they?” said Harry uncomfortably.
“Friends, don’t make me laugh,” said Lavender scornfully. “She didn’t talk to him for weeks after he started going out with me! But I suppose she wants to make up with him now that he’s all interesting…”

BITCH BETTER STEP AWF dont be hating on romione, i said IM READY TO FIGHT

“Where’re you going?” Harry demanded.
“Yeah, I’m really going to tell you, because it’s your business, Potter,” sneered Malfoy. “You’d better hurry up, they’ll be waiting for ‘the Chosen Captain’ - ‘the Boy Who Scored’ - whatever they call you these days.”

1. lol did harry seriously think asking malfoy would work  2. dracos actually getting pretty good at insulting people like these were legit funny i lol’d

- also the blushing, sulky girls draco is with rn are actually crabbe and goyle right? if so that shits hilarious 

- FUCK YES to luna commentating the game

- no big deal harry just CRACKED HIS SKULL and is in the hospital wing now. fucking wizard world is wild yall


Dobby sank his knobbly little fist into Kreacher’s mouth and knocked out half of his teeth.

holy fuck. who knew dobby was such a savage?

“Just stick to Malfoy like a couple of wart plasters.”

was this analogy really necessary harry? you couldnt think of ANYTHING else? nasty boi.

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anonymous asked:


Put a Pokemon in my muse’s askbox and they will either catch it or let it go; but they can only catch 6 total!

Originally posted by shelgon

“ Lil’ guy looks lost… ..I’ll take ‘im wit’ me. He’s ratha’ cute. “

🎲 Kingsley’s Pokemon Team 🎲

- Sylveon

- Shiny!Phantump

no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves be comfortable without constantly apologising for just looking normal and it’s hard but i think we need to practice looking in the mirror and saying i look ugly af today and that’s okay!! tru self care is letting urself be ugly tbh


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By the way man, this why we work well together, you know? You see free soup, you make a decision to eat it.

my bpd ass: i have literally no idea who i am

some fucko: but do any of us really know WHO we are? surely it is the deepest part of human nature to question existence, and wh-

me: thanks denise, but every time i look in a mirror i dissociate five inches to the left, i forget what my name is, and if you asked me what things i enjoy i would be UNABLE to tell you unless i had already made a list

hi uh please stop messaging people with asks like “can we be friends”

because let me tell u: that rarely works

u wanna be friends w a popular writer/artist? well first step back and look at why u wanna be friends w them because if ur doing it for the exposure or bc u wanna me friends w one persons More Popular friends - fuck off!

if u wanna be friends bc they seem cool or because u have things in common? cool! send them asks off anon or message them if they’re comfortable w it

but also if ur message/ask involves endless praise and self-deprecation, consider the following:

don’t send it

artists/writers are people too and idolizing them isn’t the way to become friends w them, thank u


HAPPY BIRTHDAY @jakei95!! (✿◡‿◡ฺ).:*☆

The first pic is kinda desspressing.. But we know you have been fighting all this time to make us smile and happy.. must be hard– YA NEED TO BE REMINDED HOW LOVED YA ARE HWHWHW

Seriously I HOPE YOU HAV A LOVIN DAY :’333

All I can hear is you

“There’s no greater feeling than hurtling off stage and into your arms, the adrenaline still coursing through our veins, bass and cheers ringing in our ears, knowing there’s no one else but me that you’ve chosen, no one else but you that I’d choose.“

Can’t do a drawing without cheesy caption, sorry :’))

@dreamsinsnooze was wild enough to commission this gif :) luv u hun, thank you for your support <3

Lineart version


good morning jungkook is hoseok’s baby in every sense of the word 😔💘

A single-line drawing of Michael Burnham from Star Trek: Discovery.


“Can you believe it? We are such hot shit sometimes!”