can u get wit it

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #23

C-RUSS IS COMING BACK TO HOLBY AJKWSODNEUEKSLAWEEUNSZLH3K4YE3G6EHIWJAHUGH

WHAT IF I CAN’T DO ANY MORE WDNTMATHCS AFTER I SEE HER FACE BECAUSE I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN

-WHY IS THIS MAN SO ENERGETIC LIKE IM LESS ENERGETIC AND I DON’T HAVE SOME BRAIN ISSUE(actually I probably do tbh)

-“THIRD RATE NAPOLEON” WHY IS CHEEKBONES HARSHER THAN THE SOME GIRLS IN MY SIXTH FORM’S CONTOUR LiKe JEsUs (but that’s what we love about her tho)

-DID I JUST HEAR “CANT ALWAYS CHASE THE GLORY” COME OUT OF LITTLE TWAT’S MOUTH?? I THINK I NEED A HEARING AID LADZ BECAUSE THAT CANT BE RIGHT

-MANS DOESNT EVEN KNOW QUOTES FROM HIS OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY😂 THAT WOULD BE ME THO LET’S NOT LIE

-YOU KNOW I STARTED TEARING UP AT YOUNG STALIN TALKIN ABOUT ZOSIA GETTIN MARRIED BUT THEN I LOOKED AT THAT MUSTACHE AND I WAS JUST LIKE NOPE

-“OH GOD; I NEED MORE CRISPS” IF THAT AIN’T ME

-WAIT IS THAT FUCKIN VODKA IN HIS WATER BOTTLE 💀💀 PROPS TO THIS MAN THO, DOING A WHOLE SHIFT WHILST DRUNK WHILST I’M OVER HERE NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE AFTER HAVING A BLACK COFFEE

-WHY DOES HANSSEN SOUND LIKE AN ANGRY SCOTTISH MAN WHEN HE SHOUTS😂

-“DON’T LET THE DEMONS CATCH YOU” GUY SELF QUOTE OR P!ATD LYRIC? 99% OF PEOPLE CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

-THAT AWKWARD PAT ON THE SHOULDER WAS CLEARLY AN ALMOST KISS YOUNG STALIN WE ALL FUKIN SAW IT U LITTLE SHIT #CURLY STALIN👏IS👏ON👏THE👏RISE

-I THINK THE FUCK NOT LITTLE TWAT DON’T THINK U CAN COME HURT MY BAB AND GET AWAY WIT IT BEcaUSE i s2G i wiLL fiGhT u 0KaY yoU BeTTER kEEp 0nE eYE 0Pen aT niGHt

-IVE GOT A NEW QUOTE FOR LITTLE TWAT’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY : “karma’s a bitch” :)))))

OVERALL THOUGHTS:

LITTLE TWAT IS TRULY LIVING UP TO HIS NAME

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Throwback Thursday

Can U Get Wit It (1994)

Before Usher was USHER, this was the first single off his self-titled 1994 debut and introduced the R&B world to a then-15 year old Mr. Raymond. The song and video received weren’t received too well due to the underlying sexual content and thus the single tanked on the Billboard Hot 100 at #59. However, he scored his first R&B/Hip-Hop Top 20 hit at #13. Not one to be deterred, he came back strong after his first album flopped with 1997’s My Way and the rest, they say, is history. 

I’ve always felt that Usher’s longevity in the game has been overlooked. Sure, he’s had his ups and downs but he’s been around for 20 years and throughout this lengthy period of time, he’s given us numerous hits, classic albums and has established himself as one of the top performers of his generation. 

*Note how the haircut he’s rocking in this video is sorta similar to the faux hawk he sports sometimes.

Living With 5sos

U: Alright guys. Get your lazy butts out of bed.

M: But I don’t wanna!

U: I didn’t either, Michael. But it’s almost two in the afternoon so you should probably get up.

A: Where’s all the pineapple?

U: You ate it all last night. Remember? You were watching that movie and-

A: Can we not talk about that movie?

C: Why? Did it scare you?

U: Calum, shut up! And alright Ash. But we still don’t have anymore pineapple.

A: Okay.

U: I’ll go get more pineapple later.

U: Luke, get up! Are you still cuddling that penguin?

L: It’s soft. And you won’t cuddle me so yes I’m cuddling it.

U: I won’t cuddle you cuz you need to get up.

U: Lucas Robert Hemmings! What have I told you about sticking your tongue out at me?! It’s very disrespectful!

L: Sorry.

U: Just please get out of bed.

L: Okay.

U: Thank you.

U: Calum seriously?! You just got out of bed! Put some clothes on!

C: But I’m going to take a shower.

U: Then get in the bathroom!!

U: Michael give him his towel back!

U: Ashton stop whining about the pineapples!

U: Michael what is with you and taking stuff that isn’t yours?! Give Luke his penguin back!!

U: Michael, come here!

L: Ooooo you’re getting in trouble.

U: Zip it Hemmings. Or the same fate awaits you.

M: What is it y/n?

U: Sit on this couch. No touching anything. No talking to anyone. And no playing video games. Got it?

M: Awe but why?!

U: Because you need to learn that it’s not okay to take other people’s things!

U: ASHTON GET LUKE OUT OF A HEAD LOCK!!

U: LUKE STOP EGGING HIM ON!!

U: Luke you’re going to get beat up.

L: No I’m not.

A: I will beat the living shit out of you.

U: BREAK IT UP!!

A: Sorry y/n.

U: Just sit down and stay still. Please. Both of you. And no penguin Luke.

A, L: Yes y/n.

U: Thank you.

U: Calum I swear to god if I see your bare ass again!

C: Well stop looking!

U: Go put some pants on!

U: You’re own pants you nit wit!

M: Can I get up?

U: Have you learned your lesson?

M: Yes.

U: Then you can get up.

M: Yay! Hey Cal, wanna go play some FIFA?

C: Yea! Lets go!

U: Calum out clothes on first!

C: Ugh fine!

U: Oh my god you guys are insane.

A: It’s them. Not us.

U: Shut up pineapple boy.

L: Haha pineapple boy.

U: What was that penguin boy?

U: That’s what I thought.

L: Can we watch a movie?

U: No.

L: Why not?

U: Because I said so.

L: Please?

U: No.

L: Awe

U: Ashton I’m going to go get some pineapple soon. Do you want to come?

A: Sure!

L: Can I come too?

U: I guess so.

C: IN YOUR FACE CLIFFORD!

M: SHUT THE FUCK UP HOOD!

U: Oh boy.

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I might sound a little hasty…

anonymous asked:

u probably get in gud wit hpopular artists so u can get free art

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Honey, tell me again where you see any of this so-called “free art” I receive? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve spent a few hundred over the years on all this “free” art.

Unless you’re referring to gifts I’ve received, in which case I have never asked people to make gifts for me. And there are only a handful of gifts I’ve received.

Also, why would I ask for free art when I can make my own?

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