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Distractions

@megaepiphany HERE IS A VERY LATE BIRTHDAY FANFICTION


Sabrina’s phone buzzes about fifteen minutes into her sociology lecture. She ignores it, and it buzzes again.

And again.

And again.

She’s starting to get worried that it’s something important (though why they wouldn’t just call her she can’t fathom), so she takes a peek at her screen. She sighs and makes a face. It’s Puck.

This significantly decreases the likelihood that it’s something important, but not so much that she can afford to ignore the texts. Puck’s been known to text her from across town because he needs help hiding from the hobgoblin mafia.

He’s also been known to text her incessantly until she laughs at a picture of someone particularly hilarious he saw on the streets of Prague, but still. She can’t risk it, so she opens the conversation.

Grimm

Grimm

Ugly

Answer ur texts before I call u in the middle of whatever boring adult thing ur ignoring me for

Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimm

Come on u know im more important than whatever ur doing

Im definitely more fun

Grimm

Talk to me

Sabrina sighs and stuffs her phone back in her pocket. He’s not dying, and that’s all she needs to know.

Her phone buzzes again. She manages to ignore it for almost a minute before she gives in and looks at it.

Don’t u want to know what im doing

Sabrina sighs and texts back, Fine stinkbaby. Tell me what youre doing and ill answer you when I get out of class ok? Youre gonna get me in trouble.

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lemon76  asked:

Hi I did a stupid and now I feel bad and need validation lmao I cheered you up a couple times maybe so ;; can u send me like idk a kitten picture I feel Bad (tm)

Rest assured that whatever dumb thing you did, I’ve probably done something way, way dumber more times than I can count. I’m still trying to get over the last dumb thing I did! 

But I understand. ♡ I hope you feel better. Remember you’re only human!

and also kittens

anonymous asked:

I have people pulling up my healing parses and calling me shit at the game but its like: you know parses can and are fucked with. U could just stand in shit all fight and get like a 90+ parse. Im not stupid. Ive had 90+ parses that i am proud of but when you tell me im god awful cus i gray parse on mythic triliax just know i did the mechanics on that fight more than anyone else. Pls leave me alone 2 heal thanks.

Another reason I hate parsers. Parsers make certain people ignore mechanics so they can get higher numbers. In which cases I would let the offending party eat shit and reset their entire parse to zero as a lesson regardless of how it affects the party. DPS means jack shit when you’re dead so stop killing yourselves.

– Mod Mhi

anonymous asked:

Am I the only one who actually kinda likes Randy--- I mean he's not my favorite (Pipmyboi) but still I do like him---. I'm actually ok with Randy EPs. Personally, I find them funny. And it's nice to have an EP about the adults sometimes even if they are super stupid. Idk I just think if every EP was about the four main boys than it would just be the same stuff over and over again and would get boring after awhile.

randy gets some laughs out of me but sometimes i feel his plots are just “randy does something dumb. randy is dumb some more. something happens that cancels out his dumb. randy ends up winning in the end somehow” but thats just me ;u; and sometimes the boys plots can be repetitive too but in general i feel like looking at things from the kids perspectives are so much funnier (i mean in this ep all they cared about was day off from school which was so funny to me, more funny than randy’s motivation)

anonymous asked:

you are so talented where do you even get inspired, what do you seek when you want to create something, everything you do is so BEAUTIFUL, let me be like you ;u;

Whenever I get sent amazing and sweet compliments like this, I get more awkward than Snape confronted with shampoo, so please excuse me if my answer turns out to be STUPID and lame. ( Which it will… you can count on it. )

I’m going to try to answer you seriously: Whenever I want to make something for someone or myself ( whether it be a theme, edit, icons etc… ) I always try to think of a setting, or draw inspiration from the base material I am working with. THANKFULLY, ASOIAF has one of the most gorgeous fantasy settings I have ever read. And I have read lots of fantasy series, so that means a lot. Colour palettes and aesthetics come easily for someone who has A Song of Ice and Fire as their base to work on.

But I reckon you want technical specifics, so here it is: FOLLOW TUTORIALS. I mean it. I would have never been able to make themes or edits that I am able to make now if not for incredible coding tutorials from people like @octomoosey and @showmaxter, or Photoshop tutorials from blogs like @yeahps. PRACTICE IS THE KEY. As frustrating as it sounds, I have always tried, tried, and then tried again to get the results I want, and I recommend you do the same. But more importantly: please do not do it to impress anyone ! I didn’t start out that way at all. When I first created my blog, it looked like THIS. It took more than a year for me to learn how to code by myself after that, but people followed me and wrote with me through my awkward phrase anyway.

Please don’t think you have to be like anyone. If something looks GOOD to you, whether it’s a theme, edit, icons, or writing… use it. I assure you that there will be people who like it, and those who don’t… well, you don’t have to interact with EVERYONE. I don’t. If people don’t find your blog interesting, that’s that. Everything requires practise, in roleplaying as in real life. Don’t be afraid of trying new things, following tutorials, and trying new ideas. 

And lastly, thank you very much for your kind raven message. If you ever contact me about any specifics ( though I would prefer if you did it non-anonymously, so I can reply to you privately and not spam the dashboards of my followers ), please know that I am always willing to answer your questions.

anonymous asked:

"It’s nothing that takes more than 15 minutes. Art in contrast can take up to hours or even days. And editors are just respectless because they don’t ask the artist if their art may be used." you are very amusing child, go try make a really good edit in 15 minutes. editing and art takes time so stop categorising editors like that. anyone can do art too, so same argument, get a better response dumbass u wouldnt like it if artists got categorised as "rude" bc of u. hypocrite

I think you are more amusing than me 😂😂😂 you make me laugh because of your lame attacks and insults and your “arguments” lol 😂 so thanks for entertaining my followers and me :-) Now stop wasting my time, you obviously have no idea what respect is. I guess you make edits yourself and steal art too. Whatever you do,you are really stupid because you defend art thieves 😂😂 sad.

@sir-scandalous, I finally get to draw chu, AAHH!! Ur persona’s so cute, I’mma cuddle u so hard!!! >:3c But, in all honesty, this is also a gift, for putting up with my depressive state this past year, including recently. I know of no one else that can do what you can and I am EXTREMELY grateful that you worry about me, (even tho technically it should be the other way around >:p) Anyways, yeah, thanks for putting up with this dragon demon’s stupid emotions ;p <3

Oh, for those reading this, follow him, PLZ!!!! He’s a way better artist than me, he deserves more followers!!^^

i’m finally sitting down to write this. are u guys ready.

here is the story of how nearly everyone in the karasuno vball team started playing neko atsume and how everything goes wrong but then okay

(note: i kinda forgot to mention ennoshita, kinoshita, and narita so please know that they are there i just Suck™) also i know some of them have flip phones but to make this easier let’s just say they all have smartphones 👍

another note: the only ship that is explicitly stated here is tsukkiyama lmao (it’s not rly a big part of the story but i had to do it srry). u can see other ships mb if ya squint

this ended up being way longer than i thought so i’m putting most of it under the cut ok cool here we go

  • it starts with kenma. he gets the app first bc it looks cute n he likes cats so why not
  • anyways a few days later he decides to show it to hinata bc he likes it enough to recommend it and hinata is…… hooked. like he is all abt this game, he is ready
  • hinata shares the app with everyone in the club room, going on super excitedly about it like……. you know those anime sparkles?? that’s what’s happening rn to him. he is so excited abt these cats
  • so after showing it and explaining it, the team decides to download the app (some much more reluctant than others) (i’m looking @ tsukki and kags rn) (humor the small orange pls)
  • they all really don’t see the appeal but they keep it for hinata’s sake
  • hinata also tells yachi abt the game rly fast during practice before running off to go spike kageyama’s face or smth
  • and yachi downloads it too bc she is a sucker for cute things and cute cats
  • kiyoko walks over to her and asks what hinata was asking just to make sure there isn’t any problems or w/e and yachi (who is really a blushing mess when it comes to kiyoko) (me too yachi) tells her abt the game and she downloads it as well !!
  • so yea all the karasuno Kiddos now have the game and maybe you’re thinking rn, that’s it ??? that’s everything???
  • here’s the part where everything goes to hell

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I know everyone is all about super chaste virginal Enjolras who never talks about sex ever and that’s awesome he can still be super chaste and virginal but just think with me for a minute

Enjolras who just wants all his friends to be safe so every time one of them (or a few of them) say they’re going out to a bar or a club or something they immediately get a handful of condoms and lube packets thrown at them from Enjolras’ bag with nothing more than a threatening look and a finger pointed at them that says it all

you better be safe u nerds or i’m gonna punch u right in the nads

anonymous asked:

ive been always told i was a really good artist and that kinda messed up my ego i guess and seeing other ppl better than me put me in a slump and i know its petty and stupid but do u have any advice getting out of the art slump

uhm, well.. !

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Thank you all, From the bottom of my heart.

I mean it. Thank you. 100 days ago I made this tumblr at gallifreanpotterheads demand. The first 20 or so I spent fumbling around trying to figure out what to do, and then I found you guys. Or more, you found me. I never expected to reach this point, but I did, and Its strange to think that it has only been 100 days. Sometimes it feels like you have all been a part of my life for years, like I have had this tumblr forever and ever, and then I remember that its hardly been a second, and I have so much still ahead of me. Its hard to remember what I used to do with my life before tumblr; now all I know is I don’t sleep enough and never seem to get anything done and have become surprisingly good at pulling essays out of my ass at 3 a.m. before the deadline at 4. XD

In these last 100 days I have met so many amazing people, laughed till I cried, made a fool of myself in public because I was stupid and opened the posts you tagged me in *cough* iamtopdrawer *cough*, and all around have found a giant circle of equally screwed slores and fan-geeks and remarkable individuals who have been so kind and so nice to me that I dont even know how to begin to thank all of you.

100 days, 494 followers, more posts than I care to mention, 557 kind messages, a war or two ;) , and a family that always makes me smile, no matter what.

Sometimes I feel like I don’t tell you guys just how much I love you all, or what I think about you, or how much you make me smile. So, here it is. This is what I think, what goes through my mind (and I know I’m going to miss people and it doesn’t mean I love you any less or think anything bad about you it just means that there are so many people, someone might get left out):

my-achilles–heel you are MY swiftie; literally every time Taylor comes on you are the first thing that pops into my head. You are my civil war partner, my talk till 3 a.m. friend, and my lifeline when I make stupid bets like staying off tumblr..

lokihiddles2981 you are responsible for more squeals and fits of laughter than I can count, and you are one of the major reasons I keep writing. You are also super funny and you take all my jokes about satan in stride, which I thank you for because It would be awkward if you didnt.

lokiloveravengerobsesser you are one of the sweetest users I have had the privilege of getting to know and I <3 U so much. 

particularscarf I still ship us. I love you. You are perfect.

hiddlestories you and winterheart17 are the two writers who dragged me down the rabbit hole and turned me on to the fandom in the first place (and winterheart17‘s DEVASTATING YHMAL omg YOU killed me… I have read it all the way through 6 times, not even joking); and its because of hiddlestories that I found my French Tumblr crush, frenchfrostpudding who is just so sweet, omg. (Skye & Marine are my real life OTP). 

 mischief-soul-lover hiddlespeariums lokilaufeysonss iamtopdrawer ladywyldfire you all have a very special place in my heart because you are some of the first tumblr users to talk to me and get me to open up. Its because of you that I am the way I am now. 

Of course, I cant forget my blog stalker satansinsideouslaughter who always brings a smile to my face when my phone is blowing up in class because shes going through my blog, or hiddles-wholocks-galore who chose to share her wedding things with me (not just me but you know, tumblr) and who I spend an inordinate amount of time gushing over, tbh. 

the-haven-of-fiction and eve1978 your constant support of my poetry always makes me want to write more and I am so grateful for you. 

And of course, jossisgod beaglebitch and sarabeth72 whos comments and sarcastic responses are always top notch. 

Then there is sonicimperfection and 1macncheese and cinnamon-hiddles-buns and jrgggggg999999 and jdmookami who have just been around my blog for so long im pretty sure they have been there from the start. And jrgggggg999999 shares cute animals with me all the time, I mean you are just so sweet.

elfpunk I get lost on your blog somtimes, no joke. I will sit there and go through you posts and manips and it takes everything I have to not either cry or drool, there is no inbetween with your work. Same goes for jennphoenix, like seriously, both of you…

there is mamachilly1991 and mariposaboricua01 and victorywithseaandsun who are constantly in the “biggest fan” list on the activities feed and I have never said anything to you but I love you both and you make me smile so much.

lokipenguin I love talking to you, it always makes me smile. You remind me of home, if thats not weird… 

zorped your asking for my opinion on the russian accent came out of left field and I loved it and I am so glad you asked me because I always see you around online but ive never talked to you and I am so happy that you did. I honestly didn’t even realize you knew I existed but you do and it was a pleasant surprise and you can come on in an hit me up any time :)

mtllovelygirl dearmisterhiddles ladyoftheteaandblood chynna-is-not-here so-easy-to-love-me I see you guys on my blog and you tag me in awesome stuff and I love it. you are all so sweet to me and you keep me up with everything and idk what I would do without you.

And to all the rest, snugglyhiddles dorito82 lividmilkshake obsessedwithhiddles obviouslyhiddles khaleesi-of-loki khadineberry omg-i-cant-odd tomsdangerousvagina tomsdarling damageditem jeanny-d123 ellie-anders12 angryschnauzer anb916 antyc67 katthestrong munchkin80 emmastar1133 chexmix1 lets-run-to-london starinlokissky hiddles-in-the-tardis-with-pie hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea i-sing-the-body-elektra insanely-smart coalea trenchcoatthevegbian thoughtfullybeardedcastiel over-at-the-frankenstein-place remembermeinblackandwhite loki-in-winterfell scifigurl720 5somebodynew5 castiel-angel-of-the-lord malathigk hiddlesblog mrs-loki-hiddleston headoverhiddles through-the-other-side storylover92 hollow2016 bethaniealexander hiddlesofasgard yourlocaldeathstar whososirius bucky-loki-boki-lucky booksandcatslover catwinchester bluemarline98 sugarlessmess frostiron-and-stucky danceswithhiddles badwolflestrade scumsucking-roadwh0re marvel-anymomus-amburlampse simplyhiddleston strangebibliophile et al… I cant even begin to describe how much I love every single one of you. All of you, even if I didn’t rant about you in this long ass post that I dont even know where its going but its going somewhere. There are so many urls my brain actually hurts. Like part of me just wants to tag all 494 of you but lets be realistic, someone will probably shoot me if I do. You are all amazing, every last one. Thank you. Thank you all so much.

Me: *finishes post, curls into fetal position, and cries* WHY ARE THEY ALL SO NICE TO ME?!?!?!?

Okay screw it, sorry people who don’t like overly long posts, tagging under the cut:

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anonymous asked:

so i kind of want low-key jealousy between snow and emma bc they both think they're regina's bro, and they both want to be regina's closest bro, so they're passive aggressively mentioning things that regina said to them or things they did with regina, and its getting more and more heated until regina's like pls can u both just leave me alone??

I want this more than ‘kind of’, lol.  I love playing with the idea of Snow and Emma being jealous of each other for different reasons when it comes to Regina.  And all I can picture from this ask is them starting fights about simple stupid things, like how Regina takes her coffee or something, and they’re in the kitchen with forced smiles and Snow’s just like; 'well, back in the enchanted forest…’ and emma’s just like; 'oh i’m glad you remember what she drank 100 years ago, but yesterday she took cream and sugar, mom.’

And Regina is just looking back and forth between their glaring and tug of war with a coffee mug, until finally she breaks the tension with a simple; 'I’ll just get the coffee myself, and you two can go fight to the death over my Christmas present this year’.

do u ever get really overwhelmed with feelings about syd? like she chose the united states over canada bc she wanted to play for the best team in the world and now she has to put up with loads of abuse from canadian fans but she doesn’t regret the decision at all and she’s so proud to represent this country, the country that her absent father was a citizen of.

sydney leroux is more american than most people born in the states tbh