@megaepiphany HERE IS A VERY LATE BIRTHDAY FANFICTION
Sabrina’s phone buzzes about fifteen minutes into her sociology lecture. She ignores it, and it buzzes again.
She’s starting to get worried that it’s something important (though why they wouldn’t just call her she can’t fathom), so she takes a peek at her screen. She sighs and makes a face. It’s Puck.
This significantly decreases the likelihood that it’s something important, but not so much that she can afford to ignore the texts. Puck’s been known to text her from across town because he needs help hiding from the hobgoblin mafia.
He’s also been known to text her incessantly until she laughs at a picture of someone particularly hilarious he saw on the streets of Prague, but still. She can’t risk it, so she opens the conversation.
Answer ur texts before I call u in the middle of whatever boring adult thing ur ignoring me for
Come on u know im more important than whatever ur doing
Im definitely more fun
Talk to me
Sabrina sighs and stuffs her phone back in her pocket. He’s not dying, and that’s all she needs to know.
Her phone buzzes again. She manages to ignore it for almost a minute before she gives in and looks at it.
Don’t u want to know what im doing
Sabrina sighs and texts back, Fine stinkbaby. Tell me what youre doing and ill answer you when I get out of class ok? Youre gonna get me in trouble.