can this man be any more adorable

trans!peter parker

hello i have seen homecoming three times now and i’m obsessed and in love with everything about the movie and the trans!peter headcanon

The first thing i heard about trans!peter was a post talking about how being bullied for being a nerd in school really isnt a common thing anymore, at least in america, and, if anything, in my experience, it tends to be the smartest kids that are actually the most popular. And the post raised the question: So what if peter is actually bullied because he’s trans? And that makes so much sense. And being a trans boy in high school myself and absolutely on board with the headcanon i thought i’d join in and add some things. Some of these other people may have talked about also.

  • “I am not a GIRL. IM A BOY. I mEAN IM A MAN.” peter gets very upset when donald glover’s character calls him a girl. his voice breaks and he gets visibly flustered.
  • Flash calls him “Penis Parker”. speaking from experience, high school bullies are not very creative with nicknames and will always go straight for the deepest insecurity they know. I personally think this is a dig at peter being trans.
  • Peter has proportionally quite small hands and feet. 
  • He enjoys playing with things like Legos and Star Wars action figures. possibly because he didn’t get to when he was little.
  • He has quite a high pitched voice which he has difficulty controlling the depth of.
  • May’s comment about his body changing and him not feeling like he can fit in at a classmate’s party makes much more sense if you think of peter as trans.
  • Ned asks Peter if the spider venom gave him the ability to lay eggs, which is a bizarre question to begin with, but even stranger if being asked of an amab person. but this likely doesn’t have any substance as it was obviously just meant to be a funny moment, which it was, i laughed out loud all three times i heard it.
  • Peter doesn’t have much in the way of sideburns.
  • He’s pretty short.
  • I personally never saw a spidey bulge. now it’s possible it was toned down or edited out but it was definitely visible on the last two versions of spiderman and i don’t know why this one would be any more edited than them.
  • He doesn’t know how to tie a tie. Now this seems unimportant at first, but i actually think it could mean a lot, so hear me out. Considering how many clubs and extra curriculars he’s in (robotics, marching band, decathlon, etc.) he should have been to many recitals, concerts, competitions, etc that would require him to wear a tie throughout his intermediate and high school years. It’s weird that neither him nor may would know how to tie one. unless- he’s never done it before because he’d always worn the traditionally feminine uniform or formal wear. 
  • Now, there’s those two shirtless scenes that some people have been using to discredit the headcanon where he’s clearly muscular and flat chested with no visible scars. Well, my doubtful friends, there’s the possibility of a keyhole surgery which leaves minimal scarring. Also, the spider venom increases muscle growth and metabolism, and also gives peter a mild healing factor. This could have caused any scars he had to heal and fade completely. 

now obviously i realize not all of this inherently means he’s trans. cis guys can be short or have small hands and feet or high pitched voices or rounder hairlines, especially when they’re only 15 years old and everyone is growing at a different rate. These things just flesh out the headcanon a bit more. 

tl;dr: Peter Parker is an endlessly adorable trans boy and the hero we all need.

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guys, brooklyn nine nine is in serious danger right now- its literally on the verge of being cancelled. But it SHOULDN’T be 

This show is literally one of a kind, a gem to everyone, it’s not an average teen drama with shitty love triangles and a glum plotline, but its also not just a dumb police show. 

The Ninety ninth precinct is proudly led by an openly gay black cop named Raymond Holt, throughout the entire series he teaches everyone about stereotypes and his struggles of “living as he does, in a world like he does” he expertly gives his own answers per how he grew up and lived like this, battled against people, and beating the odds, became the first gay high ranked cop, but this isn’t just in not just a “tv like world” but it sets a pretty damn good example for the real one too

Then you have Jake Peralta, a lovable, funny, adorable and smart detective/genius. Along the way, Jake and Amy couple up and get together *fangirl scream* but does he destroy his friendship with his two best other female friends? NO, nothing is different between them just because he has a girlfriend, this diminishes yet another stereotype that guys cannot be friends with girls when in a relationship

God then there’s Amy santiago, a neat freak(ish) A proud Latina and strong woman overall. Amy sets as an example for any young girl out there inspired to be something “known as a men’s job” Not only does amy define anyones belief that cops are “kool male doods” but she becomes captain, a fucking captain- of her own precinct one day, putting everyone else to shame. She also teaches us that any good work pays off in the end, and that if you aspire to be something, and work towards it. You can DO IT

Rosa Diaz my friends is an amazing lady, (ALSO A PROUD AND BEAUTIFUL LATINA) she breaks every stereotypical gender issued role any asshats on the CW can think up. She’s strong, smart, fearless, and a motor-riding motherfucking badass. Rosa is also a role-model independent woman, she doesn’t need a fucking man to help her- shes got herself, Rosa teaches us that we only need us, we don’t need leverage or a partner to help. We’re strong enough on our own

Charles Boyle is the type of guy you think is adorably squishy. But there’s more layers to him, Boyle has been through heaps, but the fact is, he hides it under all his bubbliness, and love of food may I add. He’s always been there for people when they’re down in the dumps, and uses his own past and experience to help them back up again. He’s like that one passionate best friend + a lover of food + a homely father. Around the end of season 4 we see Boyle’s son. Through this Boyle grows mature, but stays sassy never-the-less, which is why just about everyone loves him to death

Gina Linetti, where the fuck do I start with her. FIRST, her amazing and often unnoticed character development. Gina goes from not giving a shit about anyone to a sort of caring human being. That’s basically an upgrade for her, like HUGE. Gina is often there as extra comic relief and one liners, but honestly, she’s FOX’s character gold mine. Her wittiness, her talents, and her unexpected craftiness of the sorts. Especially when it comes to halloween, Giving away a character like her would just turn the world back a notch, mkay I can’t express anymore

Terry Jeffords loves yogurt is a ‘defining all odds’ character at its purest. He tells of his story throughout B99, one of how he used to be addicted to food, and how he was extremely overweight. But then he started to fight it, he worked on his self esteem, and put in heaps of excersize. A few months later? HES FIT AS A FUCKING FIDDLE AND A PERSON TO LOOK UP TO IF YOUR FIGHTING OBESITY Bam smack! It’s two in one, Terry is the perfect model if you had one to look up to when trying to become a healthier person physically. Throughout the seasons Terry goes through relapses and laziness, as anyone would. Eventually he overcomes it, and its all thanks to his heart of gold and even more heart of golder frens

Scully and hitchcock, may seem to provide nothing, are they just backup characters? NO, because everyone is important. Thats the exact lesson they teach us every episode of the show. The minute they get left out, they fight for their rights, even though they might seem a little different. Why did I choose to write them in the same paragraph you ask? BECAUSE THEY’RE CONNECTED AT THE HIP. You’ll never see a hitchcock w/o a scully and a scully w/o a hitchcock. They are truly a great fictional example of best friends who have been through thick and thin together

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Also not to mention every episode is different, there isn’t really much of a repeated storyline. Every episode tackles a new issue straight up from the real world, its like a comedic slap in the face from reality, that crime DOES exist and not all of it is done James Bond style. Brooklyn nine nine is definitely FOX’s best tv show currently. May I add probably one of the best on air, well, currently. But if we don’t help get the ratings up, this show is going down, and with it all the beautiful representatives we have for gay/obese/black/depression withered people out there. If this show is dare cancelled, all the others might as well be because without b99 the world is going to shit.

I’m sorry for this long thing, but I want this to be heard, even for the people who don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about just please, help not just out show

but our world too

I really love Grantaire being insanely smart

Getting his PhD and graduating at a high rank, if not the top, of his class in liberal arts and sociology or something very broad and applicable to people and society.

And it infuriates Enjolras even more when he learns out how qualified Grantaire is because not only is he pessimistic, but his arguments against their causes are valid. They tear down and are dismissive of the goal, but his arguments are always full of useful critiques that help Enjolras patch up the holes in his plans (holes that not even Courfeyrac or Combeferre catch during their strategy meetings).

But also Grantaire just being able to have incredible conversations with everyone because he’s so intelligent. He has, at the very least, surface level knowledge on practically every topic thrown his way, so people absolutely adore talking to him because conversations can go any and everywhere.

He’s a huge proponent of trying things, so he has so many cool experiences and anecdotes because of it. It never fails to amaze people that he’s so interesting.

And he may be the most cynical man about society that Les Amis has ever met, but he’s also so full of curiousity about life that it never fails to awe the people he interacts with.

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RDJ talking about Sebastian during the European press conference. 

I happened to have my volume up fairly loud at the end and caught Seb’s voice when he went over to hug RDJ. I couldn’t make out the whole exchange, but as best I can tell it involved the following …

Seb - “Thank you.”

muffled something

RDJ - “Are you kidding me?”

Seb - “I mean coming from where I have …”

Which left me backing up and replaying it about a dozen times because seriously … could that man be any more ridiculously adorable? 

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Shapeshifter Prompts

cricketsqueen said:hey, do you have prompts for romance between a shapeshifter and a human? //  Anonymous said:Good afternoon! So you think you could write some more shapeshifter prompts? (P.S. I love your blog!)

 Anonymous said:Your prompts are fantastically inspiring! I was wondering if you had any prompts for a character telling their best friend that they aren’t human (skin walker in this specific case but it can be general)- thanks so much! 

Anonymous said:Could you do some NSFW between a prince and a shape-shifter who keeps shifting into a dragon to “kidnap” him


1) “I know it’s you,” they said. Glancing across at their lover with a smile. Different faces, different faces, different times across their life that on first glance was entirely different people - but the heart that pumped beneath it all never shifted. “But nice try.” 
How? How do you always know it’s me?! You must be cheating somehow. You’re going to slip up one day.” 
“Because the utter adoration in your eyes when you look at me doesn’t change even when everything else does.”
“That is not the reason,” the shapeshifter huffed. 
The human got a bit more stuck with the fact they didn’t deny utterly adoring them.


2) “My pet just turned into my best friend.”
“I can explain everything-”
“And killed a man. Without so much as flinching.” They were starting to rock a bit on the spot, staring at the blood splattered across their hands. 
“It’s called skin-walking,” they said carefully. “And I did it to protect you. It’s alright.” 
They startled back and the skin walker froze. 


3) “So you can turn into any animal, so long as you have its pelt?”
“Yes.” 
“That explains the weird obsession with taxidermy. Honestly, I was a bit worried it was a Norman Bates situation. You’ve been acting so strange.” 
“Are you okay? I know it’s a lot to take in.”
“It’s bloody awesome. Don’t suppose you can do, like, dragons?”


4) “If you’re going to keep doing this,” the prince said, watching as dragon shifted into a more humanoid form. “You’re going to need to actually build a treasure hoard to make it convincing. Though they’re probably going to ask me to slay you soon and-”
The shifter took a few steps forward and kissed them without delay. A searing, still slightly too warm to be human kiss. One wing, still in the impatient process of turning back into an arm, wrapped around them.
“You are treasure, what have I need for more gold when you’re already the most precious thing in the world to me?” A claw made short work of the prince’s clothes before transforming back into a nail, warm mouth immediately lavishing affection to the revealed skin. 
The prince groaned, distracted. Hands flying up to touch, to draw closer. 
“Stop worrying,” the shifter said. “You wouldn’t be able to slay me if you tried - I’d just end up keeping you.”


5) Running across central park a wounded tiger was really not the world’s most discreet course of action. Screams filled the air, and the people after them pursued. They’d been found. The adrenaline coursed through them, the fear making it impossible to turn back human. The next second, their limbs went heavy. The next second, their enemy was there, smug and delighted in having caught themselves a shapeshifter. Their enemy knelt down and scratched them behind their ears, petting them like they were some domestic cat, before the world went black. 

Fanfic rec. Misunderstandings!

So, I’ve been thinking about organizing my recs by categorizing the fics by theme. I’ve also thought of trying to stick to less known fics and well… I decided to start with my favorite trope ever: misunderstandings.

Getting warm

Mystrade, complete, 5000 words.

Author’s summary: Established mystrade. When Mycroft finds Greg smiling and looking flirtatious with a man who is clearly an ex-boyfriend, he draws the obvious conclusion. Greg, however, might have a thing or two to say about that.

Some notes: Insecure!Mycroft, Greg is super sweet, everything hurts but it’s lovely.

Fall and Climb

Johnlock, complete, 5400 words.

Author’s summary: After being away for two years, Sherlock bursts back into John’s life on that fateful night, as John is about to propose to his girlfriend. Everything is different now; but Sherlock wants John back.

Some notes: Post Reichenbach fic, Mary isn’t nice.

Confirmation Bias

Johnlock (side Mystrade), complete, 9000 words.

Author’s summary: Leaving John in Mycroft’s care was probably a misstep. He has no other choice though. But it quickly becomes one of the biggest mistakes of his life when Sherlock realizes that his brother’s dating again.

Some notes:Jealous!Sherlock, brotherly bickering, they’re all idiots.

Let Love reign Us all

Johnlock, complete, 8300 words.

Author’s summary: Sherlock has resigned himself to spending Christmas Eve alone at Baker Street, but John has different plans.

Some notes: angst, insecure!Sherlock, everything hurts but it ends well. Also, Sherlock gets a puppy!

An Alpha Omega Thing

Johnlock, complete, 4200 words.

Author’s summary: Sherlock is pregnant. But John’s says he’s not the father!

Some notes: Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, implied Mpreg, Sherlock is silly, John is super jealous (although he denies it) and everyone is very super protective of Sherlock.

I forgot my jacket

Johnlock, complete, 8900 words.

Author’s summary: John and Sherlock are best friends who share a dorm at school and text while John is away for a rugby match over the weekend. And of course, it’ll be Johnlock sometime.

Some notes: teenlock, jealousy, both being terribly oblivious but unbearably cute.

The Good Night

Johnlock, complete, 4300 words.

Author’s summary: Sherlock keeps sneaking into John’s room at night and then pretending like nothing’s changed the next morning. A man can only handle so much of this before he snaps.

Some notes: warning for mild dubious consent, great smut, pining!John.

A Human’s Prize

Johnlock, complete, 22300 words.

Author’s summary: Prince John is a well-travelled man of the world, and yet even he is taken aback when a beautiful merman is delivered to the doorstep of the castle. Despite the helpless creature’s fear of him, John resolves to be the best host he can be for his adorable new guest.

Some notes: merlock, so very painful at parts, pining!Sherlock and happy ending.

Tongues in the Kettle

Johnlock, complete, 3500 words.

Author’s summary :Sherlock is distraught after John leaves him, and begins to wonder whether any of what John said was true.

Some notes: angst, angst and more angst.

Unexpected

Johnlock (side Mystrade and Irene/Kate), complete, 27700 words 

 Author’s summary: Nothing was supposed to change. But a baby… well, that might change things.

Some notes: unilock, one night stand (of sorts), Mpreg and Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics.

And finally my 2 favorite fics ever (that also happen to be fandom’s classics, or at least they are in my opinion):

On the Losing Side 

Author’s summary: “After Mary’s death, John moves back into Baker Street, but is still upset at the loss of his wife and child. Eventually, he and Sherlock stumble into a sort of relationship, but it’s more physical than anything and they don’t talk about it.

They especially don’t talk during sex.

If they are going to have sex, Sherlock notices the signs hours beforehand, and he prepares carefully. The lights are off, they’re under the covers, he prepares himself using lots of lube so he can make it feel as much like a woman as he can, and he doesn’t let himself make any noise so that, if John wishes, he can pretend that he’s still with Mary.”

Personal notes: oh, the angst, the feels, the marvelous writing! A must-read definately.

You Can Hear the Wind

Author’s summary: Sherlock discovers he can feel emotions after all. He’s just not sure what he’s supposed to do about them. And why is John always upset with him?

Personal notes: I’ve read this around 10 times and I’ve cried every single time. God, I adore this so bloody much!!! If you haven’t read it, you need to do it ASAP!

I actually have read far more fics with this particular trope, not to mention rec them, but my computer isn’t cooperating so… I’ll cut it short this time. More to come very soon though!

In the meantime, I hope you’ll enjoy them :D

snowflowerxx  asked:

What would the Allies ideal date be?

America/Alfred F. Jones: Very untraditional and laidback. He’s not into fancy restaurants, suits and polite small talk. He’d prefer to either be inside, eating a pizza and watching a movie or go outside and have a picnic. If you live on the coast and it’s nice enough outside, he’ll die to go to the beach with you. Carnivals are his shit and he thinks they are super romantic; he’ll definitely want to win you something. Expect cheesy pick-up lines, even if you’ve been together for years. Lines like, “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!” are very common.

England/Arthur Kirkland: America’s antithesis; he’s very traditional and tries super hard. If it’s a first date, he’ll be nervous but that stops after a few dates. He loves morning dates, going out for tea or breakfast on a rainy day is a dream to him. He also loves dancing surprisingly, but only slow dancing. He adores dancing with you, even with no music playing. But first and foremost, he wants to be a gentleman and not let his tsundere attitude get in the way of showing a lovely lady/man like yourself a nice time.

France/Francis Bonnefoy: Spontaneous, outrageous but very romantic. He wrote the book on romantic dates, he’ll take you across the world for a date. He personally enjoys dinners and very fancy meals; he is a bit old fashioned, since he loves balls and masquerades. He’ll take you for an entire trip around France if you’ll let him. Museums have a special place in his heart as well and he’ll act as your personal tour guide. For some reason, he also likes hot air balloon rides but he won’t make you go if you’re afraid of heights. No price is too much and no city is too far for him.

Canada/Matthew Williams: Similar to America, but more chill. Staying inside on a snowy day with hot chocolate and a movie is great to him. He’d also like to go for hikes with you, when the weather permits it. Cafes are also a romantic place to him, especially jazz cafes. Any indie music festival, where you can sit and stare up into the sky while listening to music, sounds lovely to him. Don’t forget his adoration for the Quebec Old Quarter. He likes solitude, quiet and especially cuddles.

China/Yao Wang: This old man needs a rest, he likes quiet and nature. He really likes springs and drinking green tea with you. Anywhere he can get away from his huge family is stellar to him. Showing you different aspects of his culture is a great time to him, he could go on for hours.Teaching you calligraphy is fun and he is patient with you, guiding you hand when necessary. If you ask nicely, he’ll even take you to festivals. He focuses less on materialistic things with you and would rather just talk, for once.

Russia/Ivan Braginsky: He loves a comedic, light-hearted atmosphere. Making snowmen and having snowball fights are fun, but he also likes cooking hot Russian food with you. If you indulge him, he’d take you gardening and he’ll spend a lot of time around flowers with you. Similar to Canada, he also likes staying inside during blizzards and reading to you. It sounds silly but he likes reading Russian fairy tales to you; It gives him a much need break from the seriousness that comes with being a country of his stature. Sometimes he just wants some alone time with his lover, and he views any date as a precious treasure. 

Eavesdrop (Ivar x Reader)


I don’t want to talk right now
I just want your arms wrapped around
Me and this moment before it runs out

I know he is upset, feeling he had failed me. But I also know him well enough to be aware my words will not do him any good at this moment. He is lying on his back, arms under his head as his chest is raising and falling with every intake of breath. I want to say that it happens to any man, but he is not any man. His disability is a weight on his shoulders sometimes. It makes him push his boundaries to prove himself to everyone, to fight for his space. But I notice the way he gazes at other couples when he thinks I am not watching.

He had tried to push me away since the beginning, but I am as stubborn as Ivar. I lost count of the times he yelled at me. “Go and be happy! I cannot give you what a normal man can. You do not have to hold back your dreams for me.”

Oh, don’t say that it’s over
Oh, no, say it ain’t so

 

Ivar had tried to break up with me many times. All I asked him was if he had stopped loving me to ask such a thing. His answer never changed. “I am doing this because I love you and I want you to have a fulfilling life, not to be trapped with a cripple.”

I would always smile to him, “That is the reason I will not walk away. We love each other, and I would not want to be trapped with anyone else.”


Let’s let the stars watch, let them stare
Let the wind eavesdrop, I don’t care

 

Every time he caught any man staring at me I could see him swallowing hard as his jaw clenched. Jealousy and self-loathing clear on his face. “Let him watch, I am yours and you are mine and nothing will change this.” I would always whisper in his ear followed by kisses on his neck.

 


For all that we’ve got, don’t let it go
Just hold me

 

 

I keep staring at him until he stops looking at the ceiling and the icy and teary blue eyes are directed at me. “You should go,” His voice is cracking, and I make a motion to reach him. Ivar lifts his hand to stop me, “I cannot even give you pleasure. Why are you here?”

“You can please me, Ivar. Any man lives these moments sometimes. You are anxious. That is all,” I crawl to him until our foreheads are touching, “Making love is far more complex than penetration. We make love every time you hold my hand. When you look at me with adoration or bring me coffee and my favorite dessert. Every little gesture is a proof of the love we are building,” I kiss his lips softly and place my head on his chest, “Just hold me so I can feel you.” His skin is so warm against me that I start to feel my eyelids heavy.

 

 

I can’t pull you closer than this
It’s just you and the moon on my skin
 

 

“I can feel you in my blood and bones. I know that if I succeed in my attempts to push you away, it will be like being ripped apart.” He whispers against my hair and I look up at him.

 


Oh, who says it ever has to end
Oh, don’t say that it’s over
Oh, no, say it ain’t so
Let’s let the stars watch, let them stare
Let the wind eavesdrop, I don’t care
For all that we’ve got don’t let go

 

 

“You do not have to be afraid. I will annoy you until the end of our days. It is known.” I raise my eyebrows as a challenge and he just shake his head smiling.

“Do not you feel embarrassed with people looking at us and whispering about the pity that must keep you at my side?” His question hurts me because I thought I had proven that I am not ashamed of him or of our love.

 

 

“The only moment I am ashamed of you is when Hvitserk and you are fighting for the last slice of pizza.” I kiss his chest and start caressing his face.

“That is why you always eat the last slice? To keep the peace? Always the good girl, are not you?” He chuckles.

“You know me so well. Someone must make sacrifices to keep the peace in this family,” He kisses my temple, “Too much testosterone around. I wonder how your mother managed to raise four boys. I would lose my mind.” His face darkens with my comment and I know I hit a soft spot.

 
Let’s let the stars watch let them stare
Let the wind eavesdrop I don’t care

 

 

“You can have it… with another man.” I see a vein on his neck pulsing and I know he is picturing me with someone else.

“Who said I wanted children? If, a big if here, my love… If I wanted a child, it would be only from you. But we had discussed it before and with every choice we leave other behind. I just want you to know that I do not feel like I am losing anything,” I see tears running down his cheeks and his body is shaking with his sobs, “We have Freyja. She is our baby and took so much after her father. As grumpy as you,” He laughs through the tears and as if she was summoned we listen to the cat’s meow, “See? She even thinks the bed is hers.”



For all that we’ve got don’t let go
Just hold, just hold me
Just hold me
Just hold me
Just hold me
 

 

“Come with Daddy! Your mother is jealous.” Ivar takes Freyja to sleep between us and I pout.

“Unbelievable.” I sigh and start stroking Freyja’s belly.

Ivar pulls me closer and we are ready to sleep feeling our world is complete in this bed.

Sorry for the hiatus. Uni is definitely kicking my ass. I know I promised to live-stream at some point today, and it is definitely still my intention, however, the wi-fi in my new house is being a butthole so I’ve ordered some snazzy gear to fix it today. Woo hoo! See you all later. 

Prompt[s]:  I thought this when I was at work, what if you write “A wish you heart makes part 3”? Maybe it could be their wedding?

this was so sweet! <3 

‘A Wish Your Heart Makes’ (Part 3)

Part 2

Thor gripped his brother’s shoulders fiercely. Loki sucked in as large a breath as he could, hoping that the broadening of his chest would grant him courage. His brother’s mitherings were quickly undermining that attempt, however.
“You can do this, Loki,” he said, rubbing his shoulders. Loki shrugged him off.
“Of course I can! I know that.”
“Well, I- Most people should be nervous about such an event.”

Rolling his eyes, Loki turned swiftly around to face his brother.
“Do I look like ‘most people’, brother?”

“I… No, but you still look nervous,” Thor smirked knowingly. Loki folded his arms and Thor hummed to himself.
“If… If I was to be nervous about something, it would be that she would refuse me.”

Thor clapped a hand onto his chest and roared with laughter.
“Brother, forgive me when I say this because I know that you value your intelligence but… that is the most absurd, preposterous, and foolish suggestion I have heard in all my years.”

Loki frowned as his brother continued to chuckle.
“I’m serious, Thor. She’s been distant lately. I’ve caught her sneaking out in the early hours of the morn, never to be found until the early evening. Whole days she is gone, with no indication as to where she goes.”
“But when she is here, brother,” Thor placed his hands upon Loki’s shoulders once more, holding his reluctant brother still, “none can deny the way she looks at you. There is nothing but adoration in her eyes. Devotion. Caring. She loves you, truer than any woman has ever loved a man. For her to decline you with such palpable respect for you would be a sign of madness.”

Despite his usual flaws, Thor had an unanticipated aptitude for making Loki feel better. Sucking in one last breath for good luck, Loki turned on his heel and pushed open the doors to your shared bedroom. Once they had closed behind him, Thor smiled sweetly and tucked his hands behind his back before wandering down the corridor in the hopes of entertaining himself elsewhere.

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anonymous asked:

It seems like you know a lot about spies, so what do you suggest for us who want to learn more?

Hot dang.  I’m a little wine-buzzed, so it’s very possible that the answer to this question is going to be a much more ambitious one than you wanted, but let me tell you how I learned all my spy stuff and how you can learn a whole bunch of spy stuff, too.  Here we go:

Sarah’s List of (Not Really) Secret Spy Stuff

OKAY.  Let’s start with a few key texts:

  • Ultimate Spy - H. Keith Melton This is a really great place to start because it gives you a beginner’s guide to a lot of terminology and also a really basic overview of espionage history on the grand scheme.  Plus, Melton owns so many espionage artifacts. Like, so many.  And he’s a nerd who took a bunch of pictures of it all and put it in a book, for your reading convenience.
  • The Official CIA Manual of Deception and Trickery - H. Keith Melton and Bob Wallace is also a really good starting point if you’re interested in, like, the overall cleverness of human beings.  This one talks about how, in the early days of recent espionage, magicians were recruited in order to design the art of spycraft which is ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER.  You might have to google some stuff as you read, but it’s pretty simple overall.  Very well written.  Amazing subject matter.  Plus!  Melton and Wallace list all their sources in this one, which makes it a really good launching point for further learning.  If there’s something in this book that interests you, there’s a really good chance that there’s another book you can find on the matter, listed right in the bibliography.
  • OSS Special Weapons and Equipment: Spy Devices of WWII - H. Keith Melton I have not actually been able to get my hands on this one yet, so I can’t speak to how easy it is to understand as a layman, but!  This was the first text to come out that really divulged the secrets of espionage technology to the general public.  It is on my to-read list, and it should probably be on yours, too.
  • Perhaps you’ve spotted a theme.
  • Basically, anything with the name Melton on the cover is going to be excellent.  He’s kind of a Big Deal™️ in the world of espionage history.
  • The Master of Disguise - Tony Mendez is also a very good read, if you’re looking for a non-Melton book.  The great thing about Tony Mendez is that he’s an insider.  He served with the CIA for decades—and he’s kind of the guy when it comes to the Office of Technical Services.  Sometimes he gets a little artsy and the writing gets, like, a little cheesy, but it’s Tony freakin’ Mendez, he can write however he wants and I’d still be totally enraptured.  You’ve seen Argo?  This is the crazy son of a gun who actually did the real Argo mission. He could write his books in Latin and I’d still find a way to read them.
  • The Codebreakers - David Kahn  This one is… hard.  I’ll give it to you straight, this one is not an easy read.  It’s about three inches thick, and the font is tiny, and the language is really hard to digest if you’re not already well down the espionage rabbit hole.  Imagine reading Order of the Pheonix, except you didn’t read the first four Harry Potter books first.  That’s what this book feels like. I still have a pretty hard time with this one.  HOWEVER.  If you get to the point where you’re really getting into it, and you think you’re willing to devote a good couple of weeks to this single book, then The Codebreakers is widely considered to be the foremost book on all things cryptography.  And it is really fascinating, if you can actually get yourself to read it.

Let’s say, though, that you can’t afford any of these books and/or find them at your local library (ask your local library to order them—they usually have money put aside for patron requests.  Yay, libraries!).  There’s a whole lot of online resources to learn about spies, too!

This list will likely continue to grow.  There is always more to learn about espionage, and I wish you all the luck on your espionage adventures!

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE WHEATLEY IN POKEMON: SUN & MOON?!?!

See this adorable dork of a man? His name is Molayne! Looks like a humanized Wheatley, right? I can honestly say he kind of has the hair I gave mine, and that’s difficult.

Looks not enough for ya? What’s is profession? He’s got Bill’s job, in that he’s in charge of the PC system in the Alola region. He’s an engineer.

Still not enough? Lets look at his Pokemon then, shall we? Because Molayne, here, specializes in Steel type Pokemon. And guess what’s in his battle party.

COULD THIS BE ANY MORE SUSPICIOUS??? I’M ON TO YOU GAME FREAK!

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You were slowly starting to come back to your senses, and even then you knew something was wrong. Everything was soft and warm and it smell nicely and this couldn’t be the grass you blacked out on. With a small moan, you opened your eyes, taking in your surroundings. The room was clean, save for some piles of shirts on the chair near the bed and it didn’t have a lot of personal things- no photos, no letters, nothing. It looked…boyish.

Someone knocked.

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anonymous asked:

Okay consider: kleinsen going to an amusement park, but Jared carries a totebag full of sunscreen and granola bars and a portable phone charger bc he knows Evan will need them all and doesn't want him getting nervous if he didn't have what he needed (Bonus points if the tote is a total Mom Bag with a wine bottle decal and a Mom quote on the side)

omg…and evan’s a total baby abt the big rides so he ends up going on one of the rides more inclined to small children, and jared thinks that that’s lame, so he stands off to the side w all the moms watching their kids go on the ride and makes conversation with them, like “which one is yours?? aw he’s adorable, well im just here with my little boy EVAN” so that he can watch how confused they get when the “little boy” he greets after the ride is over is actually a full grown man

rors-chach  asked:

Did you have any headcanon about powerbottom!dick???

No shit!

1. Dick is…haha, a control freak.

2. You see him surrounded by a bunch of dark men? You see him still being able to defeat them and make them do what he wants? 

Yeah. That’s our Dickie.

3. Every powerful man needs a partner that can dominate them without even trying. Dick can do that just with his mouth. 

4. Dick is drawn to powerful men like they are drawn to him. He fixes the worst in them, and they remind him the best in him. 

5. Dick is strong and stubborn, beautiful but sometimes cruel. He’s like a cat that doesn’t like to share, a cat that looks oh so adorable and loving on its goods day that you look pass through its attitude on the worst days, but slowly day by day it rules your life, until one day you have to snap and realize: “Damn, that little devil.”

6. Dick can be smaller, weaker in strength, and less threatening looking than his partners, but he is sure damn hell more powerful than any of them. 

7. Dick is a kind of man that can put a barbarian to his knees. After a long hard day, all he needs is to just sit down, and their head will come fallen into his lap like a sinner at the church. 

8. Dick likes men that can hold him down, like people that have the strength, power, and attitude to put a claim on him. They all look like a sweet challenge to him, for how long until he can make them kiss his toes. 

9. When it’s sex, he likes riding his partner, loves taking control and loves watching a powerful person break to pieces with his moves. 

10. He likes a partner that can protect him. He likes lovers that can break things for him. But he also likes lovers that can show him how broken they are. 

Because to him, it’s love when even the lion shows its neck to you. 

anonymous asked:

Do you have headcanons for New!Dad! Byakuya and Ukitake?

Cute, cute, cute! ~V

Originally posted by animes-echelon

Byakuya Kuchiki

  • Byakuya– while he may not show it– is ecstatic to have a newborn. His face softens ever so slightly around his little bundle of joy, and he’ll spend hours fussing over how the nursery is decorated, how soft the blankets are, how quality the diapers are, etc…
  • It takes Byakuya quite awhile to adjust to holding the baby. He is not a soft man, and having something so fragile and soft in his arms baffles him. He’ll be stiff and overly concerned with how he’s holding the baby’s head up or if he’ll accidentally drop them. (Which, considering his status as a captain, is ridiculous, but…)
  • Loves feeding his baby, only in the day. Hates getting burped up on. Refuses to change diapers. Byakuya really excels more with older children, but with time he learns to take over some of the less glamorous responsibilities. This man just loves his cleanliness and beauty sleep… give him time…

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Jushiro Ukitake

  • No one should feel surprised, but Ukitake receives the Best Dad Ever Award. Jushiro cries when his child is born. Jushiro cries when he sees the baby sleeping in his home the first time. Jushiro cries at nearly every gurgle, wiggly toe, and sweet little yawn. He’s always been excellent with kids (e.g. Sogo no Kotowari), but having one of his own puts the color back in Jushiro’s cheeks and an even sappier smile on his face.
  • Jushiro probably has twins– sorry, but I can’t help but imagine a man with two adorable twins for a zanpakuto also gets gifted with lovely twin newborns. (How sweet would it be if he had two girls?) Anyways, he loves dressing them in cozy outfits with matching colors. No one can tell them apart except Jushiro. He will show off pictures nonstop and make fun of people for not being able to tell them apart.
  • This guy loves doing any and all baby-related chores– including changing diapers. However, he may need too cool it when it comes to waking up at night to feed the kiddos. His under eye bags are more noticeable than ever and he can only hold back so many yawns during the captain’s meeting. 

anonymous asked:

For the Polysanders mafia au Pet anx. Getting kidnapped but it's done by some stupid over cocky new gang so anxiety finda a way to leave something saying who took him and where ((maybe he recorded and took pictures on his phone or straight up called one of them probably Mo or Ro, l feel like along with being a body garud princey would do other....'jobs' for mo so it be perfect)) while he's with him he spits and tells them they are boring and dumb and should enjoy there last hours on Earth.

Yes Yes Yes Yes a Concept™ but consider:

- Normally Roman handles this kind of thing, but Patton is just beyond pissed off. Not only did they think would be a good idea to take his Ann, but they didn’t notice anything that Ann did to get Pat to find him.

- Patton walks into the building, looking innocent and lost. His gun is carefully tucked out of sight, and he appears to scrawny to do any real harm, so no one stops him. Again, it pisses him off more because these are the people who dared to cross him? They’re so stupid it’s almost funny. He wanders around until at last, he comes across a locked door and starts trying to open it.

- “Excuse me?” He calls to someone walking down the corridor with a shotgun. “Can you help me? I’m kinda lost.”

- The man smiles and walks over, pleased to help the adorable kid lost in the compound. He’s in for a shock- Patton grabs his gun and hits him over the head with it, knocking him out and probably giving him a concussion. He steals the man’s keys and unlocks the door, finding Ann sprawled on the floor with his hands cuffed to a pipe and his face boasting a black eye.

- “Bout time,” Ann mumbles, but Patton sees the emotion behind it and smiles.

anonymous asked:

Prompt (thank you so much, btw ❤️❤️): okay so I have two one for angst: Killian tells Emma how he grew up in slavery? And fluff: Killian trying to cook for emma (which results in him either being fantastic or terrible at it)?

Ok, so I’m already sad af and I don’t think my wittle heart can handle any more angst so I’m gonna put a hold on that first one but the cooking one is adorable and while at first, I thought let’s make the man fabulous at everything, I decided to make him suck at this one little thing.

Emma makes the pancakes.

She’s not a great cook, was never given the opportunity to become one. Her life after prison has been one shitty microwaved meal to the next Chinese takeout.

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I usually don’t much care about male friendships on TV because a) there’s so bloody many of them and more importantly b) they’re mostly so terrible - all that back-slapping, locker-room-talking, emotion-repressing, macho bullshit that doesn’t do anyone any good as a role model.

And then there’s Brooklyn Nine-Nine. For me, the defining moment of male friendship in B99 is when Jake leaps into Terry’s arms and Terry - that huge, muscly, mushy-hearted teddy bear of a man - instantly catches him. There’s literally no other show I can imagine giving us this moment and letting it be so pure and sweet.

But also there’s Charles Boyle, and the way he adores Jake. The show makes a joke of it - it’s a comedy and it’s funny - but it never ever makes *that* joke, the one we’re used to, the no-homo, ha-ha, look how much less of a man Charles is because of how much he loves Jake. Charles doesn’t do any of that other bro bollocks we’re used to in our media either. He isn’t jealous or resentful of Jake’s partners - he’s hilariously over invested in Jake and Amy. He takes Jake’s feelings into account when it comes to his own relationships, but he doesn’t put his romantic partners second to his friend either.

Jake isn’t the kind of friend Charles is. That’s the story of and heart of their relationship - Charles over-commits and Jake is afraid to commit and they work at balancing each other out. But Jake would walk over broken glass in bare feet for Charles and Charles knows it.

I just wish more male friendships on television looked like this one.