can this light not look awkward please

People think fencing makes me into like this cool suave epic sword fighter but no. Me fencing is more like:

• ow ow my hair is caught in my mask help
• I smell like rust. Or blood.
• I don’t think I can smell sweat anymore
• no I didn’t take a shower I fenced
• dead knees
• more dead knees
• black toenails
• my nose itches but I can’t take off my mask
• is my butt really that unattractive or is it just the knickers
• that person smells nice. Why do they smell nice. We don’t smell nice. They’re weird.
• my majestic weapon isn’t even sharp
• my majestic weapon is bent at a 90 degree angle
• my majestic weapon is broken
• I am the human baked potato
• I only have one pocket why isn’t the other cheek special
• hair stays in place because of sweat
• bruises everywhere
• this lame didnt used to be green
• *crushing on squad mate* some real lannister shit going on here
• why does their butt get to look good
• I didn’t think that would be a stupid move but eff me I was wrong
• chin acne from masks
• my glove is wet ew
• oh someone’s bleeding again
• ooooo nerd drama time
• one thigh is bigger than the other wut
• I did not think counting was so difficult buddy
• no money
• oMg fOoD
• *takes mask off too fast* can someone see where my glasses flew off to this time
• please be the red light
• fuck no I meant green
• fuck it’s red
• yells that make cavemen uncomfortable
• sweat everywhere
• these are the most expensive shoes I own and they are also the smelliest
• obnoxious socks
• does this lame make me look fat
• beginner’s luck or experienced fencer’s stupidity
• death grip handshakes
• dead fish handshakes
• awkward leftie handshake
• that wasn’t even a handshake
• feeling like the Pillsbury dough boy right now
• “engarde.” I have suddenly forgotten everything about fencing.
• is that even legal
• there goes my shoe
• don’t look at the box don’t look at the box
• shit I looked
• Thor is jealous of my thunder thighs
• this jacket is warm and comforting but also wet and disgusting
• I hate fencing
• I love fencing
• it’s okay

Please, feel free to add to this list of fencing awkwardness

Dating drax would include

A/N: ahhhh my first imagine for this page!! @xsimshadowx requested this one so I hope you like it 💛

SFW:
-giving you shoulder rides because you’re so light weight to him.

-even if he looks big and tough, he’s a huge softy for you and sometimes cries because he feels so lucky to have you as a partner.

-Drax holding your hand tightly whenever you are scared, trying to comfort you as much as possible.

-“Don’t you touch them you ugly monster”

-“Y/N please don’t leave me, you are my Galaxy, I can’t live-”

-“Drax, I’m not dying, please we need to get back to gamora and quill”

-*sobbing* “sometimes I can still hear their voice”

-“YOU IDIOT I LOVE YOU”

-“well this is awkward”

-the way he hugs you makes you feel safe and good feeling on the inside. He practically bear hugs you as he is like, two times the size of you.

-when you tell Peter about it, he just laughs his ass off and walks back to the ship with Gamora.

-drax and you laughing on how in love Peter is with Gamora, watching them both blush.

NSFW:

-hes so proud of what you guys did last night and how he did it to you. He brags about it at the dinner table like he’s talking about something totally different then sex.

-oh boy he’s big

-hes gentle with you, he never would want to hurt you in bed or in general. He goes slow but you know you want more.

-sometimes he goes out of control and won’t talk to you because he feels ashamed.

-“i want you to have my children Y/N”

-little whispers of “I love you”’s in your ear as you fall over the edge.

I Hate You

Word Total: 1091…  

Request: Anonymous asked: Can I request one where Poe and reader are always arguing and everybody is like damn don’t let them be in the same room together but secretly they totally banging and love each other and nobody figures whats really going on

Pairing:  Poe Dameron x Reader

“Not again” Rey sighed rubbing her temples as soon as Y/N and Poe started to shout at each other, for the simple fact that he had left the door open behind him. “Could you two be civil for at least a minu─”

“That’s why someone invented the doors,” Y/N with angry steps she stood in front of the door, took the handle and smiled back at Poe. “To have privacy, Dameron” Poe rolled his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest. “You take this and then slowly pushed it the opposite way you opened it and there you go you close the damn door”

Finn looked back and forth between Y/N and Poe. “Why do we have to be together with them in a room?” He turned his head towards Rey’s direction. “Whose idea was to put this two in a room?” he added as they started to shout at each other about anything that wasn’t the problem at first: the door.

“It was mine actually”

Everyone’s head turn towards the open door and saw General Organa. Y/N quickly closed her mouth and Poe stood straight putting his hands behind him “I need two experts to complete this mission” the General said as she entered the room and stood in the middle.

“Complete? She barely can count to ten” Poe said with a smirk pointing towards Y/N. “Besides she doesn’t-“

“Shut up, Dameron. You can even fix a damn water leak in your bathroom. My grandmother could do a better job in piloting… please the best pilot of the galaxy my─”

Y/N shut her mouth as soon as General Organa look at her. “I apologize” she smiled at the General then glared at Poe who snickered beside her.

“In my defense, it was difficult to rea-“


“Shut up you two, you quarrel like an old couple”

“What?”


“We don’t─”

“In that case, can you both be silent and listen to me; for a moment”

Y/N crossed her arms across her chest and walked towards Rey. “If she be-“

“Dameron, please be silent. I’ll be brief”

Poe nodded and glared at Y/N, she completely ignored him and kept looking at the flickering lamps beside her. Moths were attracted by the random lighting provided by the old lamps attached to the wall.  

“Well…” Rey said with an awkward smile, she clapped her hands and looked around the enormous room. Y/N was walking towards the flickering lights, it was making her anxious seeing that flickering lights…

“Don’t touch it”

“I was just looking at it, genius”

“Here we go again”

 

 

Y/N sat by the lake looking at the two moon reflected on the pond in front of her. “You’re good at this” She smiled and dipped her feet down into the small pond. Y/N smiled as the cold water calm down her aching feet, been on your feet for four hours wasn’t pleasant at all.

She turned around and saw Poe walking towards her. He had a smile on his face with his hands behind his back. “You’re not coming to kill me, are you? I do hate you, so you know” Y/N questioned with a smile on her face.

Poe let out a laugh and shook his head, “I hate you too”

Y/N let out a snort and shook her head. Poe handed her the lovely bouquet of baby breath flowers, she took a sniff and smiled at Poe; who sat beside her looking at her. “Thank you”

“It was nothing, you deserve much better; after the things I said-“


“And I am sorry, for calling you an idiot”

“You have called me worse,you’re” Poe said with a smile, Y/N nodded looking down her feet with shame. “I am sorry about that too”

 

Y/N sighed and scoop up beside Poe, she put her head on his shoulder and looked back at the pond. “We should tell them”

“No”

“Why not?”

Poe put his arm around Y/N’s shoulder and softly kissed her head. “I don’t want to put you in danger Y/N, this is the only way I can protect you. Nobody can know about us, I want to keep you safe”

“I am an engineer, Poe. I can very well take care of myself”

“I don’t want to lose anyone else”

“Poe”

Y/N raised her head from his shoulder, she raised her hand and touched his cheek. “You will never lose me, Poe. I’ll promise, but we can’t keep doing this. It’s difficult to come with insults for you”

“But is easy for me”

Y/N raised her head from his shoulder and playfully shoved Poe. “I hate you so much” Poe chuckled and Y/N put her hand on his shoulder again.  “Poe, we can’t this anymore. We need to tell them, they are our friends. I doubt they are going to hurt me, just let them know”


Poe nodded and bend down to kiss Y/N, “If that’s what you wish, Y/N” He took a deep breath and shouted “You can come out now”

Rey and Finn look at each other and blushed. They carefully came out of the bushes behind them. Rey scratched the back of her head and Finn looked around except for them. “What are you doing here?”

“We thought you were going to kill each other” Rey answered. “And the General said to prevent you know…”

Finn nodded in agreement and looked at them. “Why did you hide this from us?”

“You know, Poe. He was trying to be overprotective it was his idea to hide it from you guys”

“No, it was your idea”

“My idea? You were the one that suggested that we should hide this relationship from anyone. You thought that hidden relationships were more enjoyable. All the prohibited was more romanti─”  

“It was, but it was your idea to fake hate to each other”

“I never said that”

“You were the one that called me donkey poopoo”

“No, I didn’t. You called me a space idiot. Poe PooPoo” Y/N sassed back

Finn and Rey looked at each other and smiled. “We are just-“

“Poopoo? I am no-“

“You called me an egocentrically prick. In front of my father, you know how embarrassing that was” Y/N said she stood up and pushed Poe into the pond. Rey and Finn quickly took a sharp turn and ran.  “At least it was more decent, calling you a donkey. But I shall apologize to the donkey for offending him by comparing him to you, Dameron”

Y/N squealed as soon as her body hit the freezing water.

“POE DAMERON YOU’RE DEAD!”

A. Ryder Log #11

It’s been a busy few days; dying (again), meeting Jaal’s family, helping Cora plant a garden, meeting Jill…

Lexi is not happy with SAM’s decision, but she’s also interested in other topics…

Jaal x Ryder, Early Relationship. Spoilers for personal quests.

Also on AO3 ->

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10609884/chapters/23785206


Aria sits very still on the med bay bed, not wanting to irritate the ships already very irritated doctor any more than necessary.

She had, honestly, forgotten about Lexi’s request that she come see her after meeting Jaal’s family.

In her defense, it had been a busy few days, and she hadn’t exactly been in top shape when the doctor had made her request.

They hadn’t gone to the Nexus yet - Aria wants to wait just a bit longer for that meeting, until she’s completely recovered from the experience on the Archon’s ship.

Or, well, as recovered as she can be.

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Missed You

A/N: a little glimpse into our future.

Rafael had been away for a week and I missed him, we’d never been apart for so long since we got married. The DA had come down hard on him about this one though and there was no escaping his ‘punishment,’ as Raf likes to call it. The DA had practically ordered Raf on his retreat with a few of the other ADAs, a camping trip in Massachusetts. I’d laughed endlessly for a week after Raf had come home with a letter from the DA, he had handed me the paper like a child grudgingly handing over a bad report card.

The DA’s letter had been convincing, Rafael did need some time off and most certainly needed encouraging when it came to bonding with his colleagues. I’d sided with the DA, much to Raf’s chagrin. Rafael had followed me around with excuses and entreaties to be allowed to stay at home.

“Priti, I can’t just leave you here with Lina! It’s not fair on you.”

Oh, Lina is our 10 month old daughter, just to get you caught up! We named her Catalina, after Abuelita.

“Raf, since when have you been concerned about my ability to take care of Lina by myself?” I had asked skeptically, raising my eyebrows just as he did when he was feeling sarcastic. “This will be a good experience for you, you never know, you might even learn something.”

Raf pouted and lifted Lina out of my arms. “You’ll miss me, won’t you mija?” he cuddled our daughter to his chest. Lina gurgled and stuck her fat little palms in his face, which Raf took as assent. “See my daughter will miss me.”

“She is only your daughter when you’re using her to try to win an argument.”

“Well my daughter agrees.”

“Well it’s a pity your wife doesn’t.”

That was pretty much the end of the conversation.


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The Darkness In Me (Part 3)

Hey guys! Here comes Part 3 of “The Darkness In Me”. Hope you all enjoy! @belleetlabeast THANK YOU, as always for being a sweetheart ♥ and editing this! I wouldn’t have come so far without you!!! ♥♥♥

Summary: From the outside you seem to have everything. Everything other girls want to be. Good looking, beautiful and an amazing singer. But no one sees what really blooms inside you. The darkness is about to consume you every day a little bit more. Can this handsome stranger who was there when you needed him the most also save you from the darkness lurking inside you?

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Cursing

Word Count: 1217

Y/H/C = Your Hair Color       

★☆★ MASTERLIST ★☆★

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After a long hot shower, I finally released all the tension that stiffened my muscles for the last hour. Bucky stayed long enough to make sure I would eat something. I can’t help but question his motives. We met for the first time yesterday, under really terrible conditions and still he appears to think he’s responsible for me.

My mind scrambles to find a plausible reason for his behaviour towards my well being. Bucky is clearly different than any man I have ever met, but I definitely suck at first impressions when it comes to people.

All because of him. The thought of my ex-boyfriend causes an uncomfortable shiver to run down my spine. He was the one who caused all my insecurities, my anxiety attacks, my nightmares. I refuse to let my thoughts wander back to that dark part of my life. He’s gone and I have nothing to fear anymore.

Somebody must have been in the room while I was in the shower, to put clothes for me on the bed. I pick up the small note on top of them.


Wanda gave me these clothes for you. They should fit, cause you’re about the same size. Take as much time as you need to get ready. The team would like to meet you later. When you’re ready just ask F.R.I.D.A.Y. where to find us.

-Bucky-


Fuck! I’m about to meet the Avengers! The world’s mightiest heroes… “Who the hell is F.R.I.D.A.Y.?” I ask out loud to myself. I jumped, startled when a voice suddenly appears out of nowhere.

“Greetings Miss [Y/N], my name is F.R.I.D.A.Y. I’m the artifical intelligence unit designed and created by Tony Stark. Let me know when I can be of any service.”

“Uhm…thanks…I guess.” I try my best to ignore the feeling of being monitored by the A.I., while I put on the short dark blue sweatpants and white top over my own underwear. I decide combing my [Y/H/C] hair with my fingers would be better than nothing. I don’t have any makeup to cover the dark purple bruise evident on my right cheek, so I have to hide it as good as possible with my long hair. I would never have guessed the day would come, where I would meet the Avengers in person. And definitely not in short sweatpants, wet hair and a prominent bruise on my face. Before I ask F.R.I.D.A.Y. where to find Bucky and the others I try to smile at my reflection, but it looks more like a grimace. So no smiling then.

***

“Thank you, F.R.I.D.A.Y., I think I can walk the rest of the way alone”, I say to the A.I. after she guided me through the halls and floors of the Avenger Tower. “You’re welcome Miss [Y/N].”

A melodic tone rings out, the elevator doors open, revealing a large space with all the Avengers gathered in the same place. I slowly approach them in the large living room. I probably look like a little child seeing Disneyland for the first time, but hey can you blame me?! They were all sitting on the biggest couch I had ever seen, right in front of an even bigger TV, like a happy family.

Bucky is the first one that catches my eyes. He’s really a sight for sore eyes. He is sitting on the left side of the couch, on his right his best friend alias Captain America. They’re still too captured in their own conversations to notice me. I take that time to let my eyes wander over all of them one by one. Right next to the Captain is Falcon, Black Widow, Hawkeye, the Hulk (well obviously not in his green version), Ironman, War Machine, the Maximoff twins and then the android named Vision.

I was flabbergasted to say the least. Seeing all these powerful people sitting their like it’s the most normal thing in the world. A loud groan must have left my lips, because suddenly all eyes are on me. I didn’t like all the attention. Their differing expression made it all the worse.  

Curiosity, astonishment, sympathy, sadness, anger, happiness. The first one to approach me almost gives me a heart attack. Pietro Maximoff, also known as Quicksilver because of his quickness, just appears in front of me out of nowhere. Without hesitation he takes my right hand into his bigger ones, leans down and places a featherlight kiss on my knuckles.

“You must be the poor girl who almost got raped yesterday”, he said bluntly, his low voice, thick with accent. “Pietro!” His twin sister Wanda scolds him immediately, apparently embarrassed of her brother’s forward behavior.

She rushes to my side with an apologetic expression. “I’m really sorry for my stupid brother. He didn’t mean it like that. We were really shocked when Bucky brought you to the Tower yesterday. He was so worried about you. That’s why we all couldn’t wait to meet you. How are you feeling? Oh and I’m Wanda by the way.”

We shake hands and I even give her a small smile. I already like her. She’s so full of energy and life. I feel like a moth attracted by the light. “I’m [Y/N]. Nice to meet you. I’m feeling alright so far, thanks to Bucky”, I say with a quick look in his direction. But that was already enough to make me blush again.

Damn it! I’m normally not the shy type. I only can hope he doesn’t notice my red face. Don’t want him to think I’m awkward or I have a crush on him. I mean, I’m not even attracted to him. NO! No. Not one bit. Absolutely not…

“Guys, please be gentle. You are overwhelming her. Take it easy,” Captain America says while pushing Wanda and Pietro smoothly to the side. He offers me his right hand and giving me an encouraging smile. “I’m Steve. Nice to finally meet you. Bucky kept talking about you all morning.”

“Shut up, punk!”, Bucky says, flushed with shame. “[Y/N] and Bucky sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”, Sam Wilson commonly known as Falcon sings along.

None other than Black Widow, the beautiful redhaired Russian comes to my rescue, saving me from my discomfort. “Sam! Shut the hell up you idiot”, she gives me a sympathetic look, interlocking her arm with mine. “I’m Natasha. Sorry about the boys. They’re always like that, don’t think about it too much.”

Natasha guides me to the large couch, planting me right next to Tony Stark. “Hi, I’m Tony”, he says immediately, putting my hand up to kiss my back of the hand. “Can I offer you something to drink, darling? Coffee or tea?”, he asks with a raised eyebrow and a dashing smile.

I giggle nervously. “I would never have imagined Tony Stark offering me to bring me something to drink. A coffee would be nice. Milk and sugar, please.” He laughs amused at my remark. “Don’t be silly, gorgeous! Tin Man will bring you the drink”, Tony says with a wide grin on his face and a mischievous glint in his eyes.    

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Love Yourself // Tom Holland (Part 2)

Pairings: Tom Holland + Reader

Description: Reader leans toward her friend and finds comfort in a Starbucks Barista named Tom.

Warnings: Strong language (a few curse words)! This is the second part, there might be about five. I’m not sure (let me know if you want to be tagged in future parts!).


“Why do I hate myself?” I grunted, my back sore from the awkward sleeping position I managed to put myself in last night.

“Please don’t speak.” Ivy pulled the blanket over her head trying to shield the very minimal light that fled through the curtains. I looked around our living room, we must have decided the stairs wouldn’t have been a good idea last night. I held my head and felt it throb under my palm.

“I’m going out for coffee, do you want any?” Ivy groaned in response and waved me out the door.


“Can I get two, uh, large? Yeah, large white chocolate mocha’s? Iced.”

“They’re called Venti’s.”

“Right, yeah,” I nodded at him half-heartedly as I couldn’t help the small smile growing on my face the longer I looked at him.

He smiled at me and nodded his head. “Name?”

“Excuse me?”

“Your name? You know, for the coffees.”

“Oh, yeah,” I felt my face get a little warm from embarrassment, “(Y/N).”

“Cute. Just like you.”

I put my head back down to hide my smile, searching for my debit card as he scribbled my name on the cup. “Cute. Is this how you hope to get more tips?” He looked up suddenly, his eyes as wide as his smile. I smiled back before taking out my debit card, “Tom, is it?” I asked, looking at his nametag then looking up at him catching him nod, “Can you, like, charge me already? I’ve got a major hangover and I’d love to get my coffee sometime this morning.” His face flushed a pale pink before telling me that I could swipe, asking if I wanted the receipt but I waved him off and walked toward the back, waiting for my name to be called.

I got a phone call from Jeff but I declined it while rolling my eyes. Nothing he said could make what he did go away.

“I’ve got two Venti’s for a very cute girl who doesn’t tip very well?”

I kept my eyes on my phone, ignoring the name until it was called a second time, this time with a slight cough at the end. I looked up seeing the guy who took my order smiling at me, holding two cups with my name sprawled messily across it.

“Oh, was that ‘cute girl’ compliment meant for me? You’re adorable.” I said, grabbing them from him, placing them on the counter and grabbing two straws.

“That’s what I was going for.” He winked at me and I smiled in return, grabbing the drinks again and walking out of the coffee shop and to my car.


“Who’s Tom and why does he want me to call him?”

“What?” I walked over to Ivy and sat on her bed.

“Tom wrote his number on this cup along with a ‘use it sometime’. Is he cute?”

“I think that’s my cup. He was the barista at Starbucks.” She looked at me more intently until I rolled my eyes and answered her question, “Yes, he’s cute.” She hummed and handed me her cup while I handed her mine.

“You better use that number.” I snorted as I watched her make her way toward the kitchen. I pulled out my phone, taking the number down, just in case I did decide to use it.

“Hey, I almost forgot to tell you,” Ivy walked back into her room with toast for you both, you gladly accepted it as she sat next to you and put her head on your shoulder, “the market two blocks down is hiring. Since we’re both jobless losers, I thought it’d be great for us.” She saw the hesitation in my face before adding, “You know, considering we’re grown women with actual bills to pay.”

I sighed before nodding, grabbing my computer and printing out an application for each of us to fill out. She gave me a satisfied smile before going back to sipping her coffee and beginning the application. I decided to follow suit.


“So, you ready for this?” I stood outside of Jeff’s apartment. I hadn’t spoken to him since I found out what was happening almost a week and a half ago. I dodged his calls and avoiding anywhere he might be able to find me, but I needed my stuff so I decided I needed to try to be civil.

“As ready as I’ll ever be, I guess.”

“That’s the spirit!” She patted me on the back roughly before knocking on the door and obnoxiously ringing the doorbell right after. Jeff answered with an annoyed look but immediately dropped it upon seeing me.

“(Y/N)? I thought I wouldn’t see you again, you’ve been ignoring me.”

“Yeah, well can you blame me?”

“No, you’re right.” He looked down at his feet, the air silent for a while. “(Y/N),” he picked his head up to look at me again, his eyes and smile wide, “I’m so glad you found you way back. I missed you.” He leaned in to hug me but I quickly intercepted, setting my hand on his chest. He looked at me in confusion before slowly setting his arms down, realizing that the reason he thinks I’m back here isn’t the actual reason at all.

“That’s touching, really,” I pushed on his chest lightly to indicate I wanted to pass through, which he allowed Ivy and me access to do so, “but, you cheated on me. So, I really don’t give a shit how you feel, especially if it’s toward me.” He looked at me with sad eyes, but I had already braced myself for this exact reaction so I kept my look hard. “I just came to pick up my stuff.”

“What? You’re moving out?”

“I haven’t been here in almost two weeks, I already have. I’m living with Ivy. She gave me my old room back.”

“Wait, (Y/N), don’t you want to talk about it?”

I rolled my eyes before dragging my feet toward the bedroom that he and I shared, hearing his footsteps close behind me. “What’s there to talk out? You cheated on me. I have no place here, I have no place with you.”

“You’ll always have a place with me, (Y/N).” I looked up at him as he watched me gather around the very minimal clothing I had in his closet, him watching me with the best solemn expression he could manage. It looked so artificial, it made me sick.

I wanted him to hurt without me the way I imagine it’ll hurt me when I finally realize this is over. I want him to beg me not to leave as I stand at the doorframe ready to go. I want to laugh at his poor excuse of a promise to change and I want to tell him that he missed out. I knew I wouldn’t get the chance. I was much more invested in him than he was with me; I was in love with him and he tricked me into thinking he was, too. I then focused on his facial expression again and decided that the expression itself didn’t make me sick, he in general did that to me.

“Ivy? Where’s my suitcase?”

“(Y/N), you’ve been it for me for six years-.”

“No, Jeff,” I stood up to face him fully now. “You’re all I’ve had for six years. You’ve obviously had other company.” He looked down, allowing me to continue stuffing my suitcase with all the things I’ve kept at his apartment for the past year. “You don’t get to play the victim when you’re the one who messed everything up.”

I stood up from my place on the floor in front of his closet and walked toward the bathroom to grab the things I had put in there, I shut the door upon entering to prevent him from following me in. I leaned against the vanity with one arm supporting me as my right hand came up to my mouth in attempts to stifle my cries. They were loud and obnoxious, and I knew I shouldn’t have been crying over this asshole, but I couldn’t help it.

What was wrong with me? I wasn’t good enough, that’s what was wrong. I wasn’t good enough for Jeff, even having been there for six years for this asshole, and I wasn’t good enough at work, another home I had established seven years ago. My left hand flew off of the countertop and I slammed my body on the door, sliding down it as my knees gave out. My hands went to my hair, brushing it out of my face and pulling it back, my obnoxious crying never ceasing, not even with the heavy hits to the door on the other side. Jeff begged me to open the door, but I couldn’t. I wanted to be alone – hell, I was alone.


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Okay so now in Don’t Starve Together all the survivors are together, like they’re all gonna try and work together to get out and/or just freaking LIVE but imagine the interactions between all these slightly-off people with all these weird strong personalities

  • Wilson and Maxwell are never not fighting. Wilson tries to read the Codex because science or Maxwell pokes fun at him and they just start going at it until it’s pretty much a catfight and Wolfgang has to pick them both up by the shirt and knock their heads together while somebody else goes “ladies, you’re both pretty”. This is a common occurrance and eventually everyone just kinda rolls their eyes like “there they go again”
  • Somebody tries to flirt with Willow and they promptly get their hair set on fire. Everyone’s too scared to do anything like that with Wigfrid.
  • seeing the werebeaver for the first time without warning
  • Everyone tries to protect Wendy and Webber
  • Wes just kinda wanders around in the background a lot but when anyone’s sad or upset or hurt he’ll just kinda appear and give them a balloon or two and smile like “please feel better friend”
  • Wickerbottom is everyone’s cranky grandma. “DON’T BOTHER ME WHEN I’M READING” “CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED” “YOU’RE GOING OUT WEARING THAT?”
  • She’s also the sassy one who points out when everyone’s being ridiculous, which happens a lot.
  • Wilson keeps trying to open up and examine WX-78 because “ERMAHGHERD SCIERNCE” and WX does not appreciate it in the least.
  • Everyone blames Maxwell for planting Evil Flowers in the camp, or generally for anything bad that ever happens ever. Most of the time he didn’t do it. (Charlie’s framing him? Who knows.)
  • christmas. It’s the first time any of them have experienced Christmas with another human being in who knows how long. WX probably doesn’t even know what it is.
  • People keep forgetting Abigail is a thing and she winds up constantly spooking them. Wendy just smirks.
  • Wilson: “We need some charcoal” Willow: “I’m on it!” Wilson: “WILLOW NO THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO GET CHARCOAL YOU BURNED DOWN A FOREST”
  • Webber keeps trying to bring spiders back as pets
  • Wolfgang and Wes looking out for each other because performer bros.
  • Wes just silently looks after EVERYONE in the camp. Like if something bad happens he’ll always just suddenly show up to do all he can to help, or silently go and cut down trees or check the rabbit traps without being told and he’ll just come back with food and supplies and Wilson will pat him on the head and say thanks and Wes just beams.
  • Everyone laughs at Wilson’s magnificent beard when he suddenly starts growing it out. Until winter hits a few days later. Wilson gets the last laugh.
  • Wilson takes on the leadership role because “yes I am smart I know how this place works I gotta make up for the nightmare throne I can protect people!” and he works tirelessly to keep everyone safe until someone just has to tell him “dude chill you need sleep too”
  • Somebody finds out Maxwell was a stage magician and they start pushing to get the three performers to do their thing and Maxwell is internally screaming in humiliation before being forced to pull a rabbit out of a hat while looking horribly awkward and embarrassed. He absolutely nopes out when Webber asks if he can pull spiders out of there too. No one sees him for the next few days.
  • When he does come back, it’s at night. Someone wakes thinking there’s a threat, but just sees him standing at the VERY edge of the fire’s light staring out into the deadly darkness and they can’t quite hear him talking to himself but he’s talking to Charlie in case she can hear, starting off casual and then just falling into repeating “please stop this” and “I’m so sorry” over and over again. He acts like it never happened the next day.

=)

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Stim gifs 2! (a sequel to this.)

More stimming ideas for those who would like to wear stim jewelry but cannot find things that correspond to their aesthetic. (And please forgive the weird lighting…I have no idea what’s going on with that.) From left to right we have:

  • folding a part of your sleeve so you can tactile-stim with the fabric (which technically you could do with an unfolded sleeve but I opt to do it the way here depicted)
  • messing with a non-spinner ring by sliding it up and down your finger and turning it around (and yes, I know the way I filmed it looks awkward but it can just as easily be done without folding any of your other fingers, I just did it like this for visibility)
  • stretching an elastic string bracelet (you of course have to be careful to make sure you don’t break it, but if you don’t move too forcefully, you should be fine. Also, these are cool because you can make these bracelets yourself, which is what I do, and you can find a variety of different beads with different tactile sensations.)

So yea, three more stim ideas that can be done with articles of clothing that you probably already have! Happy stimming, everybody.

(okay to reblog, it/he pronouns pls)

werebunnychan  asked:

Hello, can you please match me up?? I'm 5'2 light brown skin, black hair, and dark brown eyes. I'm INFJ, Griffendor🦁, I'm a vet assistant but would love to be ether a veterinarian or a zoologist and maybe a history teacher. I love animals, nature, walks, car rides, traveling, learning, tea, chilling out and reading. I'm pretty quiet but have my loud moments, I am the queen of sass, stubborn, geeky, never quite, childish, funny, awkward, understanding.

So sorry this took so long.

Finnian.

  • Finnian would adore visiting you at work, he would love looking at the animals, but be careful not to touch, he has an intense fear of harming them.
  • Your love of nature would be great with his, he would take you walking through the garden, telling you the names of flowers.
  • He would be careful around you, his worst fear would be accidentally harming you.
  • He would want to see the world with you, travelling the globe with his beloved by his side is a dream of his.
We’ll Be Okay (Poly Relationship w/JunHan)

Originally posted by munjunhui

Type: Angsty/Fluff

Request: Could you do a poly relationship thing with Jeonghan and Jun, where the other members react badly and goodly to the relationship please.


“You’re what? Minghao asked confused at his good friend’s words. Junhui have him a look as he repeated himself “Jeonghan and I are in a relationship with the same girl” he says “and you’re okay with that?” Minghao asked. “Its what being polyamorous relationship is like. Jeonghan and I are in love with the same girl and we have feelings for each other as well” Junhui says letting all of it out to him. Minghao was the first person he’s told. “So its not just sex? Right you guys are really happy together? Do I know this girl? Is it one of our friends?” Minghao rambles off “I think you know her. She’s very sweet and gorgeous. I’m in love with her personally” Junhui smiles at the thought. “What’s her name?” Minghao asks laughing at his friends reaction “Y/N. I have a picture” Junhui says pulling out his phone and going to his picture. He pulled up the most recent one which happened to be of you tree together. “She is very pretty Jun does she um treat you guys right?” “she treats us like kings” Junhui says. “When do I get to meet her?” Minghao asks “when Jeonghan and I get up the strength to tell the others. Junhui til him feeling nervous at even the thought of telling more people in fear of harsh judgment from them all.

When Junhui got home to your apartment he saw you and Jeonghan cuddling on the couch. He smiled as he leaned down and kissed both of your heads “so guys guess what” he says taking a seat in a chair beside the couch “what?” Jeonghan asked with a smile as both of you gave him your full attention “I told Minghao about us” he said gesturing between the three of you. Your eyes opened wide “how did he take it?” you asked nervously “it’s a lot to take in but he seems okay with it. He was more worried if you were treating us right” he laughs as he sits himself beside you. “Of course she does” Jeonghan speaks as he kisses your cheek “so you know what the next step is?” Junhui asks “telling the others” he finishes as Jeonghan sighs.


“You stay here and after we tell them we’ll bring you in okay” Junhui says grabbing a hold of your hands “whatever happens know we love you” Jeonghan says wrapping his arms around you from behind. “I don’t want to get in the way of you and your friends. They are the people you have to see and be around every day” you tell them. They give you small encouraging smiles as they let go and head to talk to the others.

“Okay what did you want to talk about?” Seungcheol asks as they all sat around Jeonghan sighed. “Well about 9 months ago I met this girl named Y/N. Her and I have been together for about 7 months but also about 5 months-” “I came into the picture of that relationship” Junhui says cutting off Jeonghan. “Wait the three of you are together?” Hansol asks “is that even allowed?” Chan asked as well confused by the news. “That’s really weird” Joshua says “why is it weird?” Jeonghan asks “because you’re sharing someone you love with someone else and calling it a relationship” Joshua says. “That’s really weird. I couldn’t share the person I love with someone else” Seungkwan says awkwardly “that’s alright I guess. It’s a lot of adjusting and it’s not easy to do when you aren’t opened to the concept. I know I wasn’t at first” Junhui says honestly. 

“I’m glad you’re happy” Minghao speaks up giving them a smile “you’re okay with it?” Jihoon asks “it’s not your relationship or your life. So you either accept it or you ignore it” Minghao says. “What is she like?” Seokmin asks with a smile “you can meet her but she’s really shy about just about everything relationship wise. I’m technically her first boyfriend and all” Jeonghan says happily as he rushes out to get you. “I don’t know if I’m comfortable with this” Joshua says “that’s okay Joshua it’s asking a lot to accept but will you please just talk to us and not her about it” Junhui says kindly. Joshua looks at him before nodding. 


“Come on” Jeonghan says as he grabs your hand but you try to stay still “how did they take it?” you asked “mixed review” he says “I don’t want things to be awkward” you tell him. “Please baby” he says quietly grabbing your other hand “please don’t run away” he tells you. You looked him in the eyes before giving him a light nod smiling he turns around and pulls you with him. “Guys I would like you to meet Y/N” Jeonghan says moving to the side to reveal you. You smiled shyly at them all before a small bow, Minghao was the first one to greet you “I heard a lot about you from Junhui my name is Minghao if you would like you can call me The8” he says giving you a bow before another body came over and wrapped you in a hug “hello I am Seokmin or DK whatever you want to call me” he says with a smile. 

“I’m not fully sure how I feel about this all but it’s very nice to meet you Y/N” Wonwoo says. You give him a smile and a nod understanding it all. It took awhile but eventually they all became more comfortable with the relationship. 

FBI's 1st.

A/N: This is just the start I do have plans as to where this is going so bear with…I’ve never done one of these before either so please forgive me if its shit. xx 

Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 End Alt ENd

You’d been at the BAU for 2 months and we’re finally feeling part of the team. JJ and Garcia had taken you out for drinks a few times (occasionally joined by the rest of the team) and even though Rossi kept offering to have you all round an unsub would always have different plans. After replacing Kate there was huge expectation on your back to be as good if not better than your predecessors. You’d heard talk about Emily, Blake and Elle from JJ and Morgan so the shoes that needed filling were huge, but from what you could gather Hotch was pleased and the team were impressed by your knowledge and savvy in the field.

You headed to bed exhausted but buzzing. The unsub had kept those kids captive for years, living in a basement eating barely anything and living in squalor. And a teacher, the one person you expect to look after your kids and keep them safe. At least now you could sleep happy knowing you’d saved lives.

As you drifted off to sleep your phone buzzed under your pillow. Your eyes shot open, dreading a text from Garcia, but as you pulled your phone out and read the name it was from one of your guy friends. He was just a casual hook-up and considering your adrenalin was pumping you weren’t getting to sleep any time soon. Looking at the clock you realised that 9pm on a Saturday night is on ‘normal people time’ early in the evening.

He brought wine and Chinese take-out 2 things very much welcomed after closing a case. His smile and body was something a girl longed for but with your experience of relationships and the BAU the occasional release of tension couldn’t hurt.

An evening of intimacy and alcohol ended abruptly when at 6am a dreaded buzz came from your phone on the dresser. Garcia’s name flashed brightly across the screen and the pounding in your head increased dramatically.

‘Get here. NOW!’ This was not the normal format of her messages. It was strange but obviously it was important. Grabbing a cup of coffee and an aspirin you hopped in a taxi hoping to get over the hangover on the way to the office.

The elevator lights were only made slightly better by the use of my sunglasses. Walking into the office the atmosphere was strange, awkward even. You noticed the team and as you walked over the in-depth looking conversation abruptly ended. All eyes looking at you disappointed. 

“It was a Saturday night how was I supposed to know that I was going to be called…”

“Y/N” Hotch interrupted “Can I see you in my office please?” He seemed angry; it was an emotion you’d never seen on him before. As you headed towards his office the others watched intently, with a kind of sad expression on their faces.

“If this is about me being late, I’m so sorry I didn’t think I’d be coming in and I wanted to have some fu…” Hotch spun his laptop round to face you, stopping you in your tracks. It showed a round, footage of a room, what looked like your bedroom.  You looked to Hotch for answers.

“Please watch it Y/N” As you looked back towards the screen you realised it was your bedroom and this was a video of you, last night with him. As the video and ‘action’ progressed your embarrassment and vulnerability was overwhelming and you slammed the laptop shut, tears streaming down your face.

“What is this? Who? I didn’t…I wasn’t…I’m so sorry… Who…who has seen it?” you stutter trying to calm down.

Hotch looked sadly towards you, his emotion changed from before. “This video was put on repeat on every FBI computer over the country. Garcia has managed to shut down every computer that is online and she should be able to remove the video in 20 minutes. This is not only a personal invasion but also a technical invasion”

“Oh my God. How can I show my face anywhere? That video has my name, my picture… I’m so sorry Hotch I have completely ruined the reputation of the team. “ you pause as you realise “Oh my…that’s from my laptop, on my desk… I have… I need some air.” You begin to run out, stopping as you leave the office. Stood in the doorway the team watch as tears begin to once again roll down your cheeks. The stairway to the roof is the first exit you see.

Reaching the top the cold air on your face helps the searing heat of embarrassment. The many questions coupled with humiliation increased the piercing headache you already felt.

“Y/N” JJ’s familiar voice calming your emotions. “Garcia has got rid of the video.”

“Doesn’t really matter now does it? Everyone has seen it.” Seeing JJ’s reassuring smile “I’m the star of the FBI’s first sex tape” you laughed nervously “did you watch it?”

“I saw some of it but when I realised I turned it off…That guy you were with is hot” She smiled pulling you in for a reassuring hug.

“We should go. Someone needs our help, I can’t sit here crying” You smile as you pull each other up.

Surprise! [Sammy Wilkison]

~SAM’S POV~

Ok, when she didn’t wake me up with breakfast or at least a kiss I started suspecting something was happening, but maybe she was kidding. But now its almost 8:30 and she didn’t even told me ‘happy birthday’, I mean she’s my girlfriend, she should at least wish me a happy birthday. But no, she totally forgot.

‘Are you sure you aren’t forgetting something?’ I asked for the tenth time while parking the car after we went shopping because she needed a dress for her friends Dave birthday next week, ok she doesn’t remember my birthday but she remember his? 'No, Sammy. For the tenth time, I did not forget anything. It’s everything ok?’ she asks with a sweet smile and i just nod and get off the car. I can hear her walking right behind me.

The second she opens the door I pull her in and then to the nearest wall. I start with her neck, leaving rough and wet kisses. I don’t even bother turning on the lights, I can imagine how her eyes close with pure pleasure. 'Sammy please, stop’ she says but seconds later a moan leaves her lips and I can’t control myself. 'Oh no baby girl, you’re giving me my birthday present’ I say and start taking off her shirt. It’s obvious something’s happening, normally she wouldn’t even complains.

'Surprise!’ I hear everyone shout on my back and I stop in pure shock when someone turns on the light. I look at Y/N in the eyes and she just gives me an awkward smile and whispers 'Surprise?’ while pulling down her shirt. I turn around and I see all my friends laughing at the situation. 'Do you need a room or something?’ Nate jokes and Y/N and I blush instantly while everyone laughs even more.

The music starts playing and after saying hi to everyone, the boys and I take seat in one of the couches. 'Next time we’ll just give you a normal birthday party’ Gilinsky says and we all laugh. 'By the way, it was Y/N’s idea’ John says and I nod even though I knew she is the only one capable of taking so much trouble to surprise me. 'But you didn’t suspected anything?’ Johnson asks. 'Yes, I mean, literally none of my friends told me happy birthday, not even my girlfriend. I knew something was happening, but not this’ I explain them. 'If he knew this was happening, he wouldn’t had basically stripped me in front of everyone’ Y/N says behind me and then comes and seats on my lap with a drink in her hand. 'What really hurt me was that you think I could forget your birthday, like am I that bad of a girlfriend?’ she asks and I just smile. 'I knew you wouldn’t forget my birthday. Thanks, I love you’ she smiles and then gives me a sweet kiss in the lips. 'I love you too, birthday boy’


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So … this is my first imagine! Hope you like it!
I’ll be doing more omaha imagines and stuff, maybe some preferences or au idk

"I like your pajamas"

As you walk down the familiar black and white road, your mind wanders. You think of the colors that are out there and how you will eventually see them, you know you will. Your mother and father are perfect examples of those who just couldn’t find their soulmate, meaning that they will live in a world of black and white for the rest of their lives, unless they meet the one they were destined to be with. You and your siblings spend a lot of time with your aunt and uncle because they were lucky enough to find each other.

You have leaned how all that it takes is looking into the right person’s eye. Once that happens your world will fill with the most gorgeous colors, known only by the people who have found their other half.

You are snapped out of your thoughts as you trip over your own feet. The office where you work is only a couple steps in front of you, you walk in and go through the grueling pain of a day at work in only black and white. For some reason your mind continues to wander to the thought of color.

You pack your things and head home. Once you arrive at your house, you strip and then change into your pajamas. As you go to sit on the couch you order a pizza and turn on the TV. After watching an episode you hear the door bell and get up to get it. Being the mildly socially awkward person you are, you attempt to open the door, take the pizza, and throw the money in hopes that the delivery guys catches it. Something stops you though, his arm held the door open. You were looking at your feet to try to keep yourself from saying something awkward. He gently lifts your chin but you have yet to look him in the eye.
He says, “Look at me please.” That sounded pretty stalkerish but something told you to do it.

You lift your eyes to his and slowly they turn from gray to blue, his hair goes from light gray to brown, and his lips change to pink.

You can tell by his expression that he is experiencing the same thing that you are.

He smirks and says, “I like your pajamas.”

Remy’s cheeks flushed a light pink as she looked around. Once again, she tried reaching the box on the top shelf, standing on her tiptoes to no avail. She wanted to prove to everyone that she wasn’t this tiny, delicate person (even if she was). Finally, she spotted someone and tucked her hair behind her ear. “Um…e-excuse me? Can you please help me get that box?”

Creepypasta #987: Weird Video From Goodwill: Trees

Length: Long

Hey guys. I’m currently working as an intern at a historical society, but that’s not what I’m gonna talk about right now. That is only important so you know I have kinda a thing about preserving the past. I really love looking through other peoples’ stuff, but mostly I’m a bit of ahoarder. I hoard a lot of stuff, but one of the things I love the most is old bootleg VHS tapes.

Yeah, The Ring had an impression on me. Whatever. And then I really got into it. See, the thing is that there was this phase in American life when anybody could put anything on a VHS tape and it could just sit there, secret and hidden, for months until someone else played it. 

VHS tapes are even vulnerable, in a way, because water can erase them. It’s almost like they’re these sad lost kids. Anyways, people could just leave tapes around in boxes or donate them to charities- and the labels don’t mean shit.

I have one with a label that’s done in this cute girly handwriting in sharpie that says “Fugiyama Love!” and then some hearts and drawings I can’t type.

That tape is just 85 minutes of three teenage girls pointing a video camera at a TV playing Neon Genesis Evangelion episodes and laughing. You never see the girls. They just laugh, probably because they’re too nervous to say anything to each other. I mean, I expect that because I’m writing about this you probably expect it to be creepy- but it’s really just kinda sweet. It’s like a picture of a trio of adolescent girls and the last moment they were perfectly friends together. Maybe it’s kinda sad.

Anyways, I got boxes on boxes of tapes in the basement.

I wanted to share with you one of the spooky ones. So, the cover (because covers are important) is a Scotch T 120 with scratches all over it. It looks like it was tossed out a car window and drug along asphalt. I found it in a Goodwill though, so, you know… It’s the basic kind of tape my mom always bought to record wrestling. The label is the kind that came with the tape and it just says TREES.

Here’s basically what happens on the tape:

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REQUEST: “Can you do a preference where you moan out another members name during sex?”

this is so long overdue and i am so sorry! send me more requests cos’ i lost all my other ones!

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anonymous asked:

alright so here's the corniest thing ever: an au where adam and lawrence met online in a shitty mmorpg years ago and became friends just two lonely nerds who stayed in contact and helped each other through complicated shit before they even meet irl lawrence develops feelings for adam but ofc he thinks it's unrequited and doesn't want to screw up what they have by confessing and when they finally meet adam's all like "so i hope you picked up on my awful flirting bc otherwise this'll be awkward"

i had to lie down after reading this this is too pure

they meet in world of warcraft where lawrence is a mage and adam is a paladin 

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