can someone pls ship her

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS

an au where darcy was a shield agent the whole time being a grad student was just a cover she was assigned to jane foster to keep an eye on her and keep her alive bc rainbow bridges and reasons and that is why she’s so fast to turn the damn car around and tase thor bc her mission is to protect jane and also she uses playlists to send coded messages to coulson and that’s why when shield comes they take her ipod and she makes a big deal about it so that coulson will have a reason to give it back bc she’s in such deep cover that not even clint knows she’s anything but what she appears to be can i just have this someone pls it can be darcy/anyone bc i literally ship her with all the things