can someone make an au

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I never liked the idea of Will’s dad being a jerk, (like he is in ALL fics) I always thought he was just a guy that didn’t know how to express his love for his son in more open ways, after all Will never talked in a bad way about him, and even some of the things he loves are things his dad taught him.

I ended up joking over twitter that his dad was Ron bc they share many hobbies and the way they live, and well a joke led up to this…(Hannigram are still on the run tho  but Ron doesn’t watch tv and lives in the middle of nowhere so he doesn’t know/care his son-in-law is a serial killer) 

Hannibal will never let Will live down that his dad accepted him officially, Will regrets it so much

Bonus (how do you know what human meat tastes like wtf?!?!)

Otayuri High School AU (because of reasons)

-Yuri is the freshman sports prodigy on the track team (because most schools probably dont have a figure skating team)

-Otabek is the senior captain of the debate club (trust me ok? just hear me out)

-Yuri gets dragged to a debate by Viktor who wants to watch his “sweet adorable Yuuri win!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

-People recognize Yuri and find it weird that the angry track team freshman is watching a debate with school heartthrob Viktor Nikiforov

- Otabek sits at the end of the table in the captain’s position with Yuuri on his left and isnt Otabek that guy that Mila keeps talking about ???

-Yuri tries to focus of the debate (not like he wanted to watch people argue anyway) but he cant ???????? because Otabek keeps doing this thing with his jaw and its really attractive distracting OF NO SIGNIFICANCE WHAT SO EVER

-Yuri thinks it’s weird that Otabek hasnt said a word throughout the whole match because he’s the captain so ???? shouldnt he be ????? you know ???? doing something ?????

-Viktor suddenly gets really excited when the opposing school calls out Otabek on his silence

-Yuri is really confused because the whole room is silent and even Viktor finally shut up so what is he missing ????????

-the opposing school looks really smug (Yuri is not happy bc he has that school spirit) when Otabek clears his throat and stands

-he has no notes ??????

-everyone else had notes ??????? so where are Otabek’s notes ??????

-there’s a beat of silence and Otabek barely says twenty words but even Yuri knows that the debate is over and holy shit his voice-IMEANWHAT

-he has to know more about this Word Magician because who cares about running when this boy just shut up a table of annoying teenagers ???

-Viktor and Mila tease him senselessly about his “little crush” WHICH IT IS NOT

-he just happens to find him… admirable

-turns out, when they do meet, that otabek had been the one admiring him ever since he joined the track team

-bc otabek just loves the grace and speed that Yuri seems to so naturally possess ????

-but Yuri, who has never been good with words or conversation, cant get over how easily Otabek is able to get out of conversations or keep them going without really saying/doing much ????

-they become besties quickly after they meet and are pretty much inseparable

-you really cant have one without the other involved in some way (they’re texting each other or talking on the phone or they’re both present)

-otabek picks Yuri up from track and cheers him on at races

-yuri goes to all of otabek’s debates and is honestly the most excited person there

-they call each other Beka and Yura obviously mila teases Yuri about it to no end

-eventually, they both realize they have it bad for each other and no amount of teasing is going to make it any easier im looking at you mila

-oops

Okay but just imagine

Betty and Jughead working super late at the Blue & Gold one night and Jughead falls asleep so Betty sneaks onto his laptop to read his novel (like she always does, having read a few pages at a time slowly over the months) and she stumbles across a folder labeled “Juliet” and it’s all sorts of poems and letters and writings about Betty and she realizes just how long Jughead has spent adoring her and loving her from a distance and how much he loves her even more now that they are together just imagine how perfect that would be

I’m actually pretty touched. I thought for sure we’d get a weird fandom name that didn’t really make sense, but NCTzen is so cute! Took me a bit to figure out, but thank you SM and NCT! It really proves that we are a literal community, NCity [the word play is really amazing, bless], and that we are all citizens living in harmony [music pun]. I hope we can be a tight community and get to know our neighbors well and do good by NCT, really so blessed for them and this fandom, thank you all!!!

Originally posted by jonqins

Insults AU

Character A is a really nice person, they’re not the type of person taunt or be mean to anybody. Because of this, Character A feels like they’re they’re forced to keep quiet about the things that annoy them a lot.

One Day, Character C is making fun of Character A, and Character A is tired of keeping their emotions shut in. Character A starts spitting out curses and mean things they’ve never said before, and Character C is speechless…literally.

Character B – who might have been eavesdropping slightly – realizes that Character A has a unique ability: they can make someone stop talking whenever they want.

Hot kisses turn into bruises and bitemarks until he sinks his teeth into my neck. I feel the hot crimson leak from my neck, I don’t struggle. I let him empty my veins because, I love him.

Vampire!Vanoss biting Delirious, Requested by @nightmarewolf067

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Im drawing this Ace Attorney/Ghost(Mystery Skulls) AU and i may or may not download flash to try and animate these don’t look at me

It was really fun emulating that style!! I pulled back a bit on the cartoony proportions though, I thought this would fit a bit better. Edgeworth takes the place of Lewis and Phoenix takes the place of Vivi. Originally I was going to have Larry as Arthur to match the color scheme (and the role) but I think I’ll end up going with Maya if I do continue this.

I tried to exaggerate their differences in body type slightly (esp since Lewis is pretty big compared to the others) but i think i made Edgeworth a bit too buff??

Okay but what if post dai anders & justice find a way that they can help cure tranquil mages

If Anders could literally heal all the tranquil mages out there. The ultimate healing role for them

Didn’t know I needed this until now XD

Why can I see Steve replacing all of Bucky’s weapons with water guns and leaving clues that lead him to one of Tony’s private beaches where everyone is having a party?

And Bucky eventually just goes with it, because he can still do some decent damage with a super soaker filled with ice water, as he’s quick to discover.

And then Sam and Clint just hiding and biding their time in the water fight, somehow finding a use for Falcon’s wings and Hawkeye’s bow and arrows.

And Tony making some kind of water bomb while no one’s looking out of stuff he found (rather ‘conveniently’) on the beach.

Also Natasha somehow manages to hide like ten water balloons on her person and she’s only in a swimsuit–but nothing looks ‘out of place’.

And poor Bruce is just trying to enjoy the beach but keeps having to duck stray water balloons, so he eventually just hides by the food because no one is willing to send anything that way in case the food gets ruined.

But Thor accidentally keeps electrocuting people because water conducts electricity and for some reason the water balloons he throws end up being legit dangerous.

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“ AU where zayn is a famous model like tyra banks and he hosts this tv show like ‘america’s next top model’… and then theres liam (a regular fireman) who couldnt care less about modeling and fashion but then his friend (maybe harry?) sends his application for zayn’s show bc “payno you could be an awesome model” and liam is accepted!! he’s reluctant at first but then he decides to give it a go… and then well zayn cant take his eyes off liam” x

Critical Role Buddy Cop Film

you can tell the quality of my blog is steeply declining. Anyway,

Scanlan Shorthalt and Grog Strongjaw are two loose canons on the Emon police force. When twin thieves come town, its up to them to catch them.

Starring:

Grog Strongjaw: the muscle of the Emon PD. Once took 6 bullets and still managed to apprehend some bank robbers. Barely passed the academy bc he isn’t very smart but makes up for it in enthusiasm. Can often get criminals to surrender through pure intimidation but is secretly a huge softy. Usually follows Scanlan’s lead

Scanlan Shorthalt: the shortest man to ever join the Emon PD. As a master of disguise, he usually does undercover work. Once single handedly took down a crime ring by convincing all of the bosses that one of the others was a police informant. Badass single dad. Always wears sunglasses. Plays music for the Emon PD picnic. the most flamboyant man on the force

Pike Trickfoot: a young doctor at a local hospital. Usually ends up being the one to treat the boys when they get injured (which happens a lot). Scanlan always flirts with her when he’s in the hospital (”Kiss me. I don’t think I’ll make it” “Scanlan it’s just you leg”)

Vex and Vax: Twin con artists/thieves. Came into town with the intent of pulling a heist on the museum. Have never been caught before. (pls just think of Vax in a catsuit). Smooth af, only steal from rich people. Vex is in it for the money, Vax is in it for the thrill

Percy de Rolo: the long suffering police chief. Used to be one of the best officers on the force until he was injured in a fight with the Briarwood crime family. Still the best shot in EPD history. Has pretty much given up on controlling Grog and Scanlan. Just wants Rest (and revenge)

Keyleth: the rookie of the force. Still very inexperienced and sometimes messes up undercover ops. She seems harmless but she can low key kill a man with her bare hands. Once they found a dog fighting ring and she beat up 12 large men by herself. She kept one of the dogs and she is named Minxy and she loves her.

@oddballsout

Considering the fact that Levi had to live with a female Eren (Isabel) and Eren lived with a female Levi (Mikasa) I feel their relationship could dramatically deepen if they just T A L K E D.