can puns

anonymous asked:

as a nonbinary trans person the fact that nem means both "gender" and "no" in hungarian speaks to me on a fundamental level… i bet there are some excellent trans puns/jokes to be made there but i don't speak hungarian ): know any?

I don’t know, I know we do many puns, but trans pun, I am not sure. with the same word. neme? means “someone’s gender?”, while nem-e? means “… isn’t it?“ maybe you can play with that?

oooor maybe you can reply when someone is talking about a nonbinary or trans man, and says “ő nő” “she is woman“ and you say “talán még nő, de egy idő után senki se nő“ “maybe they still growing but after a while nobody is growing” (nő means woman, also “he/she is growing“) or cooler sentence, but you surely can make pun out of that.

anything else?

She’s the betta half of the two

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i am not even sorry just take this

anonymous asked:

same anon, thanks for the suggestions! i don't know the first thing about hungarian (i just love languages) so don't laugh at the idea but i don't suppose "no gender" would be "nem nem"? that'd be pretty funny to me.

“no gender” would be…. nemtelen (okay,t hat is literally “genderless“ [or “without no”]), but it would weird to say no gender. you can1t say that to a person that “they has no gender“ like you thought.. but again to the puns, someone can say “nincs neme“ (they has no gender) you can say “és igenje?“ (and is they having yes?) or they say “(ő) nemtelen” (they has no gender) and ask back “ha nemtelen, akkor igenes?“ (if they has no no, then do they have yes?)

nem nem is like…. you answer a question “(no,) it’s not gender“….

So Chat Noir has the reputation in the Miraculous fandom for incurable punning, because Ladybug and Chat both make puns, but Ladybug occasionally rolls her eyes at his while he rolls with hers without comment, making incidents generally more memorable.

So I know the ‘Marinette hates puns’ interpretation is common, but.

What if Ladybug just thinks her puns are better.

I Love the idea of comforting cryptids . monsters who live under your bed to assure that nothing bad can fit under there because They’re there & there’s no more room . unspeakable eldritch horrors that follow you around just so they can tell you shitty puns . Mom Friend™ poltergeists who passive aggressively disrupt all your electronics when ur a lil shit who should be sleeping because “you have an exam in the morning!!” , but Also tag along on blind dates in case you suddenly need an out . sirens who work as lifeguards & sing so instead of panicking you can focus on your movements & breathe easier . forest ranger Bigfoot who patrols the woods in case anyone gets lost & needs a guide out . 

poor akaashi, it must be so hard being loved by so many dogs

Look guys, I know Edward and Oswald’s relationship ended pretty rough this season, but I believe Oswald will find a way to break the ice between them in s4

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Michael: what? find my pun shockingly good?

Jeremy:…..

Michael: Are you staring at me because I’m strikingly good looking?

Jeremy: Adios asshole