can i tag this as pepperony

IF RICHARD SPEIGHT RUINED YOUR LIFE WITH HIS ADORABLENESS CLAP YOUR HANDS

[AGGRESSIVELY CLAPS TILL HANDS DRIFT INTO THE DEEPEST CORNERS OF SPACE]

anonymous asked:

THIS IS 100% TRUE! Okay, so I'm Khonjin-kin and my boyfriend knows this. The problem is that he doesn't know what's KH is. However, we were watching movies at his place the other day and he said, "I have a surprise for you." He left for a minute and came back with a pizza box. He then proudly said with a mediocre spag impression, "Did someone order a pep-pep-pepperoni pizza?" And inside the box was spaghetti! I was soooo mad! How can I get back at him?

This is the cutest thing I’ve read all day I actually teared up a little bit. 

Shipping is about love. Love does not have to have reasons or make sense. Why should shipping?

Have a different opinion, that’s good. Just don’t turn it into a personal attack.

Stucky is cute, staron is cute, clintasha is cute, romanogers is cute, samsteve is cute, sambucky is cute, scarletwidow is cute, Sam x Nat is cute, natsharon is cute, steggy is cute, scarletamerica is cute, winterwitch is cute, brucenat is cute, pepperony is cute, scarletvision is cute, Tony x Rhodey is cute, t'chucky is cute, they’re all cute!

What’s not cute is leaving hate in the tags or spreading negativity about a particular ship for no valid reason, so let’s all just please try to not bring others down, and spread some more positivity and love in the fandom (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

11 questions

Rules: Answer the questions, tag some people, and make up 11 more questions for those people to answer.

I was tagged by @alwaysinnarnia, thank you so much!!

1. What was the weirdest prank call you ever made?
I’m ashamed to say that I’ve never made a prank call

2. What are you favourite pizza toppings?
It was pepperoni before I went vegetarian, then it was either plain or mixed vegetables, and now nothing because I can’t have gluten or dairy, and gluten and dairy free pizzas do not taste good.

3. If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money you won?
I’d donate some to charity, pay off my parent’s house mortgage, and get a new laptop. Then I’d put the rest towards a trip to Disneyland

4. Do you prefer spicy food or sour food?
Spicy 100%, I don’t like sour things very much at all, but spicy food is usually delicious

5. List your top three travel locations:
Disneyland/world, Italy & Greece, and then idk because there are so many other amazing places I want to go

6. What is the best way to start your day?
Check tumblr haha. I also like washing my face with cold water because it wakes me up properly and makes me ready for the day

7. What is your pet peeve?
Little noises that are really irritating, like someone chewing, or picking their nails, or tapping, or a fork scratching on a plate, etc.

8. Do you like cold days more or hot days more?
This is difficult… hot days are more rare and they’re great when you’re outside doing something, but on cold days you get to be all cosy and warm inside, and have a hot drink and stuff… I can’t decide!

9. What is your favourite book and movie genre?
Fantasy!

10. Are you a better tree climber or a better rock climber?
Pretty sure I’m terrible at both, I have awful coordination

11. What skill would you like to get better at?
I’m not sure. Maybe writing, since it’s what I want to do and I can always improve on it.

I tag: @thebeautyindiamonds @helenpenhallxw @hauntedthief @of-flowers-and-sunshine @carrow @iliveinnarniaandstudyathogwarts @tumnusses to answer the questions below the cut.

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"What Are You Currently In Love With?" Meme

I was tagged by @nyxelestia (luh ya).

1.) One Song: “Spring Day” by BTS
2.) Two Movies: hmm Back to the Future and Amadeus are the first two that popped in my head
3.) Three Series: Game of Thrones, Agents of SHIELD, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
4.) Four People: my lady friend Sunny, Bernie Sanders, Dylan O’Brien, aaaaaaand Alexander Siddig
5.) Five Foods: garlic bread (always), baked potatoes, hard-boiled eggs, pepperoni pizza, and chicken tacos. what can i say i love my carbs.

I tag my usual lovelies: @shelton-devers, @paradoxicalbullshit, @only1sterek, @thealphaownsme, @kiti-the-warrior-poet and @bankroll1001. luh ya my favorite chicken nuggies.

Tagged by @everyoneis-alone​, thank you!

Relationship status: Single

Lipstick or chapstick: chapstick when I need it but I hate having that stuff on my lips

Last song I listened to: Panic! At The Disco - Nicotine

Last movie I saw: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2!!

Favorite color: Hum, blue and red

Top 3 shows: Magi, FMA, Voltron

Top 3 characters: Tony Stark/Iron Man from Marvel, Judal from Magi and Roy Mustang from FMA (who would’ve guessed hahaha I bet those three are a total suprise)

Top 3 ships: (how do you expect me to pick only 3?)  Pepperony, Royai, JuKou-and-JuHaku-because-I-can’t-make-a-choice

I tag @kaen-ace-of-ravenclaw, @chrisgiacometi, @skakiyan

Tagged by @vanekeepsmesane thanks!

Last movie I watched: Lazy Eye, one of the best acted (independent?) films I’ve seen in a while.

Last song I listened to: It was something on Sirius XM’s Octane channel. Rock but I can’t remember what.

Last book I read: I finished “Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis” and I’m currently reading “Doctor Sleep” by Stephen King. It’s freaking good.

Last thing I ate: Pepperoni bread from Little Ceasers

Where would you want to time travel to: Hmm, I don’t really have a desire to go backwards in time; mostly everything sucks more and more the further back you go, but I guess I wouldn’t mind a short peek at the West Indies Ocean in the 18th century to see actual sailing ships doing their thing ;) 

Fictional character I would hang out with for a day: Atm it’s Thomas Hamilton. Let me sneak into one of his salons and hear him talk about social justice issues. <3

If I could be anywhere right now, where would I be: London, England. I’d love to visit there and see/visit all those famous places and to see Big Ben. Also to ride the top of a double decker bus bcz why not?

Current fandom obsession: Black Sails. Still. I’m watching other shows but I’m not active in their fandoms. I don’t want to move on yet. Or Ever. :D

Tagging @lena221b @flintsredhair @flintno @bisexualpirateheart @gaygingerpirates 

Things that I’m in love with

I got tagged by the cool @gracelingdesolate ~

one song: Walk Away from Light by the megas …IT’S SO GOOD
two movies: Spirited Away and Madoka Magica Rebellion
three series: Madoka Magica, Fire Emblem and Mega Man
four people: Flan <3…I can’t choose three people so: TPH, mom and sister!
five foods: calamari, udon, pepperoni pizza, apple pie and cherries
six people to tag

@brightbulwark @naegikura @fudgeeyam @ultimatedespair @aproperkatie and anyone else who wants to do it be my guess~

RULES:  TAG  NINE  PEOPLE  YOU  WANT  TO  GET  TO  KNOW  BETTER

Tagged by: @thenamesallison
Relationship status: single as fuck
Favorite color :  pink/magenta, red, black
Lipstick or chapstick: lipstick
Last song I listened  to: either ‘perfect illusion’ or ‘million reasons’ by lady gaga
Last movie I watched: i honestly can’t remember…
Top  three  tv  shows:  doctor who, star trek, game of thrones
Top three characters: pepper, donna noble, effie trinket.
Top  three ships: pepperony, hayffie, pepper/drew
Books I’m currently reading:  none tbh but do fanfictions count?
tagging whoever wants to do it.

ok if we gotta go there then let’s fucking Go There

my eternal devotion to That Absolutely Fucking Terrible Person who makes a tony stark gifset compiling as many elements of this list as you possibly can:

- yinsen dying + close up of tony’s expression
- coulson dying + close up of tony’s expression
- happy in a coma + close up of tony’s expression
- maya dying + close up of tony’s expression
- pepper falling + close up of tony’s expression
- steve dying in tony’s vision + close up of tony’s expression
- JARVIS shredded hologram + close up of tony’s expression
- unconscious rhodey + close up of tony’s expression

tails & talons - commute

FT Fluff Week Day 1: Together/Come On
Thought this chapter fit the prompt nicely, hehe.

Part (21) of my NaLu Florist/Tattooartist AU series
check out the amazing art for this fic: here
read more chapters: here

Someone had built a wall of bricks on her head. Or a whole fortress. 

Of that Lucy was sure as she awoke only reluctantly. Her eyelids weighed down heavy, refusing to open.

If the thing on top of her was a fortress, then it seemed to be forged by fire. Lucy was sweating, and everything was dry and hot. So hot. She couldn’t breathe.

What the hell had happened? 

Was this life after death? Was this hell? Whatever had she done to get to hell?!

If you asked her, she had led a kind and righteous life. She’d have to complain about this.

Someone groaned close to her ear. Another poor soul, about to be thrown into purgatory?      

Her eyes still wouldn’t open.

“Lu…cy?” the voice croaked. 

Speak of the devil.

Slowly, as the memories began to trickle back into her aching head, Lucy realized that the weight aswell as the heat belonged to her own personal evildoer. 

And in this scenario, she would be punishing him

As soon as she didn’t feel like dying.

“Grmmh?” she answered.

Now this was not how she had pictured their first time waking up together would go. At all.

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lol

I was trying to write last night and was like damn I miss romantic Sterek interactions tho?? So I wrote some post-first night at Derek’s place shit to get it out of my system, THUS CREATING THE FIRST B SIDE IN OVER A YEAR.

This is like the writerly equivalent of a page of sketchy sketches, mind you so it’s nothin special BUT IDK I FIGURED I SHOULD SHARE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I SUCK AT UPDATING. :D 

As I said, post-first night at Derek’s place after the tour, I didn’t even pretend to read this over at all and i wrote half of it on my phone so maybe autocorrect will make for something wild, who knows. :D

Happy Valentine’s Day?!


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things my ex did that i promise are 100% true

  • sharted his pants in my bed
  • got jealous over me reading gay fanfiction because it made him insecure about his sexual performance
  • angrily interrogated me on why i was wearing a sweater my guy friend gave me for my birthday
  • watched one third of the first paranormal activity movie and then texted me at 1am every night for at least a week telling me there was someone in his house
  • got upset to the point of almost crying when i made a comment that his dick looks small when flaccid
  • competitive pokemon battling with pokemon he got off reddit
  • got visibly upset when i ordered regular pepperoni pizza instead of triple pepperoni pizza 
  • i just got so tired making this list i dont even know what else i can say here
  • he uses /b/
  • i once tagged a character from a tv show as “the cutest!!” and he confronted me about it
Disrespect Toward the Shipping Preferences of Others

   I am seeing a lot of hate in the tags and they are mostly bashing other peoples shipping choices. You don’t like someone else’s ship? Too bad! Thankfully,we all have the freedom to choice what we like and what pairings we feel strongly about and as long as it doesn’t restrict some else’s choices or way of life, it should be respected or at least not trash-talked.
   The internet is full of hate but I also choose to believe that on sites like this, there is also unity. People become friends on here through similar likes— just like real life— and for an outsider to judge friendship, to say that they don’t approve of it, is just ridiculous and plain mean.
   I’m not trying to start a war or anything, but life is fucked up enough as it is. Why would we want to bring hate to our place of escape? People who tag their hate do have a right to their opinion, but there is a fine line between expressing an opinion and being a jerk. You don’t like something, then don’t read it! Simple as that.
   But if you must post your hate, kindly refrain from tagging it under the ship name to which you are expressing your hate:

(Suggestion names for tagging hate: hate, shipping hate, things I don’t like, pairing, shipping, etc. Leave it as ambiguous as possible!)
   

   Also kindly remember that people could ship more than one pair despite sexuality. Just because I like Stony doesn’t mean I also don’t ship Pepperony. I can like Peter Parker with Gwen Stacey and with Mary Jane Watson without having to pick a superior couple. These are fictional characters, people! They can be with whomever you want. Anyone else’s choices don’t define them because they are open to everybody. Even what the professional writers write isn’t carved in stone. Remember that ideas shift and alter from writer to writer and there is so much ground to cover that there will always be gaps for others to fill.

   So in conclusion, I am writing this in the hopes that it gets around and people can start being more considerate. Even on the internet, whether you like it or not, anonymity or not, words hurt and fester within the human soul. I’m tagging this in every ship I could think of so the message with spread, so if you reblog this, please kindly add any shipping tag or tag you think of.

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iron man 3 || the amazing spiderman 2

*DISCLAIMER: characters, images, etc. belong to Marvel studios, Stan Lee, Disney, and all other related parties. I do not own anything. No copyright infringement is intended. I make no money from this.

I need to find blogs please

while I am loving the abundance of marvel - specifically cap - and sebastian stan on my dash, I’m rather lacking in sherlock and a couple of other things

please reblog if you post:

  • sherlock
  • johnlock
  • tom hiddleston
  • martin freeman
  • lupita nyong'o
  • marvel (more than just cap)
  • pepperony
  • fanart of any of the above

I will check out your blog and probably follow you

thanks a lot nwn

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Kuroshitsuji Cookbook:

  • Title: Stuffed Pizza Skulls
  • Episode/Chapter: None (For Undertaker)

Information:

  • Yield: 4 servings
  • There are multiple kuro entries for each recipe in the anime/manga. Check out my ‘kuroshitsuji cookbook’ tag for more.
  • Image and recipe source are the same.

Recipe:

Ingredients: 

  • butter, to grease the pan
  • 2 rolls Pillsbury Pizza Dough (or homemade, enough for 2 pizzas)
  • pizza toppings (I used mini pepperoni)
  • 6 tablespoons pizza sauce
  • 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
  • egg wash (1 egg mixed with 1 teaspoon water)
  • *You’ll have scraps of pizza dough that you can use to create mini pizzas, so you’ll use more sauce, cheese and toppings for this.
  • Wilton 3-D Mini Skull Pan
  • kitchen shears (scissors) or a knife 

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Directions:

  • Butter the inside of the 4 faces in your 3-D skull pan 
  • Cut pieces of pizza dough (I cut my Pillsbury dough in half) and snuggle them down into the cavities in the pan, being sure you have enough dough to come up over the top all around the opening. 
  • Fill with your pizza toppings, 1 ½ tablespoons of sauce, and ¼ cup of shredded mozzarella cheese. 
  • You then will need to cut off the excess dough, pinch together the seams using egg wash as glue to hold the seams together. Remove any excess dough. 
  • You can use the scraps of dough to make some small pizzas for a snack. I didn’t try pressing the scraps together to make more skulls. It might work, but I have a feeling the sauce will seep out between the cracks. Of course, that could look kind of creepy and cool.

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  • Brush egg wash over the backside of your skulls to make sure the seems are really well glued together. Refrigerate for 30 minutes.
  • Meanwhile, pre-heat your oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
  • Bake for 18-20 minutes until the crust looks cooked through and golden brown. Just a note, the faces of your skulls have been in contact with the pan and will be much more brown, so don’t over bake them. 
  • Carefully turn the mold over allowing the skulls to fall out onto your counter. Serve immediately, or refrigerate for up to  two days or freeze for up to a month. 
  • Reheat before serving. I heated two refrigerated skulls in my toaster oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 minutes, which seemed perfect. I’d suggest thawing the skulls in the refrigerator overnight, then heating per above. 
Paint and Charcoal

(This isn’t about cats but did write you a fic)

Eren enters the pizza parlor with a bounce in his step. He’d been working all day, sketching and painting and drawing. He was sure that there were splatters of paint on his face, in his hair, everywhere. He could see some smudges of charcoal on his hands and jeans and he did remember rubbing his face a few times since he had worked with the charcoal so it must be on his face too. 

He only has to wait a few minutes, lost in thought, before he hears someone clear their throat to his right. He looks over and a short man with black hair is looking down at him pointedly, pen tapping against the notepad he held. “Welcome to Erwin’s, what would you like to order today?”

“Erm, can I have a medium pepperoni pizza?” He nearly stutters and he regrets not taking a shower before he left because the man is, honestly, really hot and he’s sure he looks like an absolute mess.

“Anything to drink?” The man asks, sounding utterly bored.

“A coke, please.” He says, catching the name on the man’s name tag, Levi.

“I’ll bring your drink over soon and your pizza will be out shortly.” The man walks away, steps short and precise.

—-000—-

Levi brings his drinks over just a few minutes later and begins to walk away immediately after setting it down. 

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?” Eren can’t help but ask, he had left in the middle of a painting because his stomach wouldn’t shut up and his fingers itch to pick his paintbrush up again.

“No sir, it will be round.”Levi says curtly, turning back around to face Eren “Have a nice day.” With that Levi is walking away again and Eren swears he heard the man mutter “dumbass” as he walks away.

Eren sighs and picks up his drink, sipping at it for only a few seconds before he puts it back down and pulls out the sketchbook from the bag at his side. He’s so distracted sketching at he doesn’t realize when Levi comes over and sets the pizza in front of him, walking away as soon as it is fully on the table.

The smell wafts to his nose and he reaches a hand up to snag a piece of the pizza, other hand still moving his pencil over the paper with a single minded determination. He munches his way through half of the pizza before he is finished drawing and He looks up to realize the check is already on the table. He puts the necessary money into the small black folder along with a generous tip before shoving what is left of his pizza into the take-a-long box that is also there. He hesitates slightly before tearing the drawing out of his sketchbook and placing it face down under the check, grabbing his food and nearly running out of the restaurant, ears a flaming red that stretches across his cheek bones.

—-000—-

Levi walks over to the booth where that messy brat had been sitting, grabbing the check and glancing down at the paper face down under it. He picks it up to find that the paper is actually quite thick and heavier than he had expected. He flips it over to find a highly detailed rendition of his face. He smiles slightly; maybe that brat wasn’t as shitty as he thought. He shakes his head as he walks away, paper held in his hands as he returns to the register. And there, scrawled in the bottom corner, is a phone number. His smile widens a bit and he thinks that the brat is decidedly not shitty, not at all.