can i tag myself

im super close to my next thousand!! i love you guys °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°


I can’t believe Sportacus invented the dab

Happy Father’s Day 

Please don’t trace, copy, or distribute. Thank you !

vernon stans
  • *on the outside*: VERNON YOU'RE SUCH A DORK I hATE YOU
  • *on the inside*: precious lil bean in the entire galactic race i love u must protect

If Jungkook was a hyung, I wonder how Bangtan would’ve fare. Thank lamb skewers things are the way they are now.

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the women are the strong ones, truly. (insp. x)

fantastic beasts but like,,,,,,,, without the plot,,,,,,,,,,,,,, just two hours of my boy newt taking care of all the creatures in his suitcase- and maybe a sideplot about picket’s struggle to fit in with the rest of the bowtruckle,,,, no johnny depp no deeper plot no awkward romantic pairings just good old newt scamander and his magical creatures


Ready to explore Alola with fairy Plop in 12 days!!!

{commissions x}

abloodneed  asked:

........... why are you telling me to stop and then talking about magical daggers i cannot believe you. fuck imagine that. imagine these sharp glowing ethereal things settled in his hands, these unreal weapons cut straight out of all of that sparking blue, knives that look like they don't exist but when they sink into flesh they very much are, oh they very much are

oh my god please just kill me now. i’d like to think they’d flicker and shimmer, ethereal like you said – and also, the way they might shift and change in his hands, growing longer or shorter, because they aren’t actually solid weapons, they’re fluid and adaptable just like he is, and he’s always going to have control of the flow of the fight as a result.

(but also imagine alec by his side, twirling a seraph blade of his own or picking people off with an arrow. that cocky look he has when his bow is in his hands ruins me each time.)

“Master …”