can i pls be you omfg

anonymous asked:

Have you ever read the Fic where Clarke and Lexa are married and has kids, then she goes off to war, is a POW for 5 years then is rescued? But the catch is that Clarke has slept with Anya (her sister) cause she thought Lexa was dead? I can't remember the name of it.

Yaaaaassss holy fuck you mean SISTERS. That is so angtsy omfg so painful uuuugh idk if I can’t take the angst anymore 😭😫

Pls show me the light at the end of the tunnel 🙏🏽

from @miskatonicwhaler to @eeveebethfejvu, a James Bond AU with Emily as Agent 007, Billie as Eve Moneypenny and the Outsider as Q!!!

if you’re into anime and drama/romance can i highly recommend a show currently airing called Kuzu no Honkai (Scum’s Wish) because omfg i love it

some fuckin quality realistic teenage drama with great LGBT characters (sorry for the bad cap it’s a poor representation but i don’t want to spoil much)

some really beautiful art

and some all-around awful awful emotions and very human characters that, if you went to a pretty normal high school, the stuff that they get up will hit disconcertingly close to home (though i dont want to spoil quite what)

pls pls watch it

What fans think when listening to Fall Out Boy songs

Hum Hallelujah- this is so catchy omfg more pls

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs- I’ve listened to this song over a thousand times but I still love it

This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race- why isn’t “goddamned” in the title?

What A Catch, Donnie- why can’t I stop crying

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark- the radio overplayed it for everyone in the normal world but I’m still trying to save rock and roll over here

The Kids Aren’t Alright- I still don’t understand this are the kids okay or are we singing about something else

Alone Together: YEAH

Irresistible- HEAR MY NAILS ON THE TILE IM IN MATH BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Young Volcanoes- happy happy happy smiles all around I’m a volcano of emotions

American Beauty/American Psycho- I’m a creeeep, I’m a weirdoooo

BTS MTL: to have a threesome

anon requested this- most to least; would they have a threesome?
yo this shit is wild, if anything i would go for a threesome with them asghjl;

Rapmonster (You know he would, he would love watching you but also being oh-so-possesive, with a smirk telling you what to do omfggg)
Jungkook (Y’ALL WANNA FIGHT ME ON THIS I KNOW BUT I THINK THIS LITTLE SHITFACED BRAT IS KINKY AF, HE IS AN ADULT NOW ALRIGHT?!?!)
J-Hope (y’all know that he can be that biaswreckerrr and he is so touchy omfg)
Yoongi (he might fall asleep though??)
Taehyung (he will chuckle aaaall the time)
Jin (For you, he would, and also he needs to share his beauty)
Jimin (He’d be shy af, probs wouldn’t??)

y’all jungkook stans pls go easy on me goddamnit

The Fox Spirit (pt. 1)

I’M DOING THIS. I’M ACTUALLY DOING THIS. OMFG I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I EVEN MANAGE TO FINISH IT WITHIN A WEEK!!!

*cough* uh, okay, first of all I just want to say, pls don’t have high hope in this. this is complete shit. i’m really bad at writing stories. i am very sorry.

second, i thank you all for actually stopping by and read this.

well then, go on ahead lol //slapped (P.S. read it from left to right)

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even though i am a fan of age difference in pairings (if you can call one year ‘age difference’) i cant help feeling glad that furudate changed their mind about making tsukishima a 2nd year bc poor baby kageyama doesn’t need any more salty senpai :( 

…..on the other hand, with the ‘age diff’, tsukishima would have been less saltier bc less competition and omfg, knowing kageyama would call him ‘tsukishima-san’ as well is OMFGHDSJHSJJSF

My voice
  • My voice
  • flower-taemin
  • Ragrets
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I was tagged by @moonjjongie​ thank you 💕

Also omfg I’m sorry you can hear my mouth I had to hold my phone closer because I was being quiet but now I feel like it’s weird? anyway… be nice pls ^^

the questions:

1. what’s your name and username?
2. where are you from?
3. what’s the time where you are?
4. pronounce the following words: meme, pepe, doge, sudoku, espresso, celtic, acai, dr. seuss
5. what’s your favourite pizza place? what’s your favourite pizza topping?
6. what’s your favourite dessert?
7. what’s your favourite food? what food do you hate?
8. what’s your favourite tv show? what tv show were you into, but then got out of?
9. what brand is your phone?
10. do you speak a second language?
11. how do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? do you say ‘guys’ or ‘dudes’ or…?
12. which harry potter house do you most identify with? if sorted by pottermore, do you agree with the one you got?
13. is there something you should be doing right now but are procrastinating?
14. now that you’ve talked about what you need to be doing, go do it!

Maybe listen to the end for my lil disclaimer but I tag: @petitshinee @moontaem @lleejinkii @jvngkey @6-v-6 @ourshineeshrine @tofnew @kibaems @jjonghyun @jjongeyed @flowerkibum @leejinklies @fairykibum @fleur-de-jinki @dayumonew @onleeace @kibumsbitchface @sluthyun @sataeminism (even tho we aren’t mutuals cause I know your voice is cute)

anonymous asked:

Okay okay so I'm going to ATV Fest in Atlanta today and there's a Shadowhunters panel with a few of the writers and Kat and Alisha... and they're showing ALL of Episode 6!!! I'm so excited!! I have to stay mute about spoilers though...

OMFG :O

NO FUCKING WAY!

Ahhhhhh have a great time watching the episode. If you can sneak a peak of malec kiss pls do ;))))) 

BTS BOYFRIEND: JIMIN

Originally posted by holdmettightbts

*I DO NOT OWN THE GIF HERE^ ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS.*

  • Always buy you things in pairs of three
  • “Jimin, your favorite number is three… not mine”
  • “SHHHHHHH”
  • inTENSE PDA
  • Would love to put his arm around you shoulder
  • likes playing with your hair
  • always holds your hand no matter what
  • *Hold hand*
  • “Jimin, I’m trying to work”
  • “EVERYBODY SAY NO”
  • “omfg jimin pls”
  • likes calling you shorty
  • Insecure about his height
  • and insecure about eVERYTHING
  • “JAGIYA AM I TOO SHORT?!”
  • “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL UPSET THAT SUGA HAS ONE CM OVER YOU?!”
  • “yES”
  • Wants you to call him Oppa because he can
  • KINKY BOY
  • BUT ALSO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE AND SWEET
  • wants to do corny movie cliches with you
  • would sometimes speak in Busan dialect instead of Standard Korean
  • Loves all of your flaws
  • flaunts you any time he can
  • would post about you a lot on SNS
  • jealous Jimin
  • “gET AWAY FROM JUNGKOOK”
  • “But he was just giving me your–”
  • “hE CAN’T HAVE YOU.”
  • “OMG JIMIN, CALM DOWN”
  • would still smother Jungkook, but would smother you more
  • sing you to sleep when you were super tired
  • if you play msuic while doing things: He’d dance crazily next to you
  • distracts you from doing work
  • “Y/N, come and hang out with me~”
  • “But I’m working right now,”
  • *throws your work across the room and looks at you with innocent eyes*
  • “Now you’re not!~”
  • Would send you cute good morning and good night texts
  • back to the kINKY THING THOUGH
  • “Y/N, Come Play~”
  • “But–”
  • “You don’t say no me, Princess/Prince~”
  • kisses you everywhere and anywhere
  • *kisses shoulder
  • *kisses nECK*
  • would love teasing you
  • argues who the best is in big bang
  • Always dances everywhere
  • dances in the shower
  • dances in street
  • dances on your bed *wink wonk*

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Thanks for reading! I’ll be doing this for all the members so stay tuned! Thank you for the notes and follows!

*I DO NOT OWN THE GIF HERE^ ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS*

Listen, I am all for the cowboy hat tipping thing, but I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT IS HE SAYING? IS HE SAYING MEOW? That’s what it looks like. Like you know. “meeOWWW.” i d f k.

Snapback daddy pls omfg. I LOVE SNAPBACKS OKAY I KNOW THAT IT’S A TREND THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘stop.’ BUT I AM ALL GREEN LIGHT ABOUT IT, GO GOG OOGOOGOOO 

FUCK YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME AJ, You were so hot. And you still are. I want to age this well. DAMN. 

His lil necklace omfg

BULLET CLUB PEW PEW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASdayum

Jesus christ, if there was ever a picture that you automatically think of daddy, this is it right here, as soon as I saw it I was like, ‘Daddy. Holy shIT DADDY AFFF.’ (if y’all couldn’t tell by now, I have a serious daddy kink LMAO.) 

… Son of a bit-

THIS PICTURE. LEMME TELL YOU HOW IN LOVE WITH THIS PICTURE OF YOUNG AJ I AM, BECAUSE HOT DAMN. Okay let’s start off with short hair. LIKE IT IS THE START OF HIS LONGER HAIR AND I AM ALL FOR IT, IT’S SLIGHTLY IN HIS FACE AND LIKE UGH okay and the ear pierced thing, holy shit, I LOVE WHEN GUYS HAVE THEIR EAR PIERCED LIKE THAT IT IS MY WEAKNESS. Alright, damn daniel let’s talk about them WHITE SHORTS. Ha get it, cause white vans. Yeah I know, I suck. (would gladly suck for AJ HAHAHA) OKATY NEXT, ARM VEINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I am a sucker for it, A SUCKER FOR IT. AnD YOU CAN SEE THE LITTLE HIP DIP THING YOU KNOW THE V THE LINE THAT BOYS HAVE THAT YOU JUST FOLLOW LIKE A ROAD AND SUDDENLY THERE’S THE MAGIC BAYBAY. Wow I just live for this picture wOW 

I am super obsessed with face masks, like??? 

GUYS SWEATY IN THE HAIR FACE I CAN’T 

He has so many shirts with his name on them lmao, I wish I was famous so I could do the same without people being like ‘Wtf’ 

Originally posted by iteamhelena

All I can think of is Crunchitize me Captain, and I don’t know WHY THIS PICTURE REMINDS ME OF IT??

Originally posted by rivenator

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMFGGG HAHAHA 

Originally posted by lowedownwrestlingreport

DOUBLE PEW BONUS MASK, because I am trash for masks? 

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

… Them fingers tho

Originally posted by thedudeambrose

Slipping Dean in is pretty much my signature, idk. This made me sexually frustrated

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

 HAHAHAHA REMEMBER HOW I SAID I WAS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HERE WE GO

Originally posted by hollowkubox

Annnnd I brought myself back from the brink HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS MY FAV OMFG I WOULD DO THE SAME THING CAUSE I AM SO FUCKING CLUMSY OHMYGOD I THINK THIS IS MY FAV GIF EVER. 

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

Basically, I am AJ Styles af because I am a confused puppy most of the time and I got a cute country accent to boot. 

@hardcorewwetrash for THE DAY OF THIRST BEBE. 

anonymous asked:

Who's your bias? Omfg I want to like talk to you about kpop and like be friends with you but I'm too nervous and shy

in exo, my biases are sehun (my husband,,, the love of my life,,, king of visuals and inventor of bubble tea) and yixing (can u believe??? he invented the concept of dance and talent??? INCREDIBLE) and in bts, my bias is tae!! i also love jisoo from blackpink ✨  and omg pls don’t hesitate to message me about kpop!! i am deprived of friends that enjoy kpop so i would love to talk to u about it + be friends with u!!!

Having children with Justin...

Lemme just say that having children/a baby with Justin would be one of the most cutest and best things ever. I feel like he’d never take his eyes off of your baby and he’d constantly be wanting him/her to be happy and comforted. You’d probably always catch him rocking the baby in his arms, humming a lullaby or making his dorky faces trying to make the baby laugh. He’d call the baby really cute nicknames like “monkey” or “princess” and omfg it would be so adorable. You could just be rocking your lil baby to sleep and he’d be watching for a while before coming over and saying cute things like “You’re such a great mother” or “You’re both so beautiful” Idk he just seems so gentle and sweet and he’d probably value every moment, god it would be so fucking precious. Can he pls just father my children already I’m out

look at me [jungkook&you]

Summary: You’re as nervous as Jungkook is about his cornea transplant.

sequel to colors in which everyone had asked for.

a/n: omfg, someone pls hold me back from writing. idk if i can go on any longer, because this got so cheesy towards the end that i cant handle anymore fluffy cheesecakeness. anyway, thank you so much for supporting me on colors! i hope you’ll all enjoy this one as much! i did my best! ^_^

You were playing with Jungkook’s hair, combing through his hair with your slender fingers which he loves to hold. Suddenly, Jungkook stops you when grabbing your hand. You then glance down from the television and faces your boyfriend.

“What’s wrong?” You ask when feeling the light squeezing pressure coming from your boyfriend’s hand.

“I’m scared,” Jungkook murmurs for the umpteenth time today, even though you thought you’d been able to keep his thoughts aside from it.

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anonymous asked:

1) OMFG, THE DARK STORY WAS BOMB, THX SM, PLS DO MORE WRITING, I LOVE IT, OMG; 2) I was the one who submitted the Anti story where Anti comes out of the computer. It was called Error :: File Corruption Has Occurred, I think. Can you please tell me what you thought? I'm always looking for ways to improve my writing. Thanks again!!! <3 <3 <3 :)))

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! I used to write a lot but I’ve stopped in recent years. 

I loved it! You’re a very talented writer, keep up the good work. I would always say keep reading, keep writing, if you’re inspired write it down. Maybe you wont feel like writing at that moment, but theres nothing worse than forgetting a brilliant idea.

Oosh out
Thank you for existing

anonymous asked:

Can I request Mukkun and s/o married/domestic and grocery shopping for dinner together? And Mukkun keeps adding snacks and sweets to the cart and his partner is just "omfg pls we cannot eat any of this for dinner." If that's okay?

“But, ____-chin,” Murasakibara whines, trying to wrestle a bag of candy out of your hands. It’s assorted flavours, too, and you won’t even relinquish it. Tch, unfair. 

“No buts, Atsushi,” you chide gently. You place the bag back on the shelf and continue shopping for groceries. Murasakibara trails behind you, pushing the trolley, grunting and whining the whole way. Halfway through your shopping trip, you realize he’s gone silent. Worry suddenly courses through you as you whirl around to look at him. 

Murasakibara’s eyes meet yours, while a lazy smile pulls at his pink lips. You wonder what he’s hiding when a voice in your head tells you to look down into the trolley. Your blood boils when you see several packets of junk food staring at you, the obnoxious packaging mocking your efforts to get your husband to eat healthy. 

“Surprise, ____-chin?” Murasakibara tries, having the grace to at least look sheepish. You click your tongue and cross your arms. Tapping your foot on the ground, you look at him expectantly. 

“Put these back. We cannot eat candy for dinner.” You snap. Murasakibara frowns and grumbles that you’re the worst human being ever, trotting off to rid the trolley of all the junk food. 

So, it’s to his great surprise when he sees a bag of his favourite candy sitting on the kitchen counter after dinner. You give him a knowing smile when he comes to thank you, gladly receiving his kisses and hug.