- Youngjae’s laugh first of all - when Jackson told his parents he wanted to go to Korea to be a singer, his dad told him that if he could win a fencing competition that he could do it…and he did - Mark’s old ramen hair - oh man Jinyoung’s pointy fringe hairdo from way back in the Girls Girls Girls days - how Jaebum’s freckles above his eye look a little like a piercing and it’s cute as hell - whenever they prank Yugyeom by blaming him and getting ‘angry’ he always takes the blame and apologises even when he didn’t do anything wrong omg babe - BamBam on ASC “how do you know I’m not I’m big” like son can u please chill - how Jimin from ASC literally has to prepare herself mentally for these children coming on the show - how Jackson is friends with like…everyone. Amber from f(x)? yup. Namjoon from BTS? Got it. - Yugyeom loves dramas - Jinyoung evolved from JR to Junior to Jinyoung - Jackson falling asleep in the hairdressers and waking up with the Stop Stop it hairstyle. bless - Youngjae spoiling Fly live on v-app bc he got too excited playing with Coco -legit how well Jinyoung and Youngjae are doing with their English, they don’t have to but they do it and they’re trying so hard - “IT’S NOT HARD…it’s not hard” - Jackson’s giggle that sounds like a pixie or smthn - Mark’s dad. what a blessing. the most savage - how they all had a go at writing or composing songs in the new album - BamBam “there’s also this hyung - i won’t say his name - but he should stop wearing earrings” - Jinyoung “what is your point” in english like wOW MARK GET REKT - “I am jungle. Jungle is me.” - Jackson Wang, everybody - the excessive amounts of ass-slapping that goes on in this group - like the time Youngjae slapped BamBam’s ass so hard it made him physically shudder and call out in English - Jinyoung pulling Mark back down onto his knee and saying “Sit- sit down - I’m your mom.” - “this is youngjae class” - Yugyeom Hit The Stage - Jaebum not letting him live: *sign of the cross* “HIP-HOP” - how supportive they are of each other’s song-writing - Jinyoung saying that he gave Yugyeom his favourite part to sing in Mayday - Hard Carry butt wiggle dance - the members taking the piss out of Jackson’s rap voice - when they switch roles in their songs - Mark’s “girl you’re my diamond” in Tic Tic Tok - Mark’s random dedicated English parts in anything tbh, like in A, Mayday etc - “eyyy swagger like me” Jackson in U Got Me - the Home Run dance - in the Fly dance practice, when BamBam steals Jaebum’s screen time and JB’s just so hurt - Youngjae’s weird and hilarious dance in the Fly dance practce - Mark’s face in every Just Right performance - how Jackson always makes sure that anybody treating him like the leader direct the questions at Jaebum and when they don’t, he turns it around, “Jaebum-hyung, what did we do?” - speaking of “jaebum-hyung” how offended Jackson is that he makes him call him his hyung when they were born in the same year - when Jackson was making fun of Jaebum when he wasn’t there, thought he was coming, was so terrified and then got roasted by Jinyoung for the face he made - how effected they all were by the Playground tribute the fans did for them at their fanmeet - their Buzzfeed video that got a ton of new int. fans (whatup guys) - the cola commerical they did - the pink hair Mark had for like, 2 days - the time Yugyeom shouted on “Jaebum-ah!” and the entire group was stunned - the best high note Jaebum will ever hit in his life in A - Jackson is constantly run off his feet and met with horrible obstacles (the saesang fan incident with the car accident, being lonely overseas on his own etc) but always managing to be positive no matter what - Yugyeom constantly grinding on everything - when they made them all do sexy dances to JB doing an impression of a “sexy” singer on Weekly Idol but he got down at the end and started grinding the floor - Jinyoung’s eye whiskers, like that is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen - BamBam dissing Jaebum in Thai and rolling his R for like 14 seconds straight - the If You Do dance in 2x - Jinyoung taking his shoes off in the If You Do 2x dance - how tall Yugyeom is, like you would need a stepladder to get to his height - how when they debuted, BamBam was a smol child and now he’s this tall and deep-voiced bias wrecker? like sit ur ass down boi - Mark literally just disregarding every rule of the kpop world and getting a huge tattoo - Youngjae possibly (I’m praying he has) getting a tattoo - how Jaebum’s managed to mellow out in the 2 years since they’ve debuted - BamBam doing the girl group dances, somehow its funnier than when the other members do it and I have no idea why (like don’t get me wrong, Jaebum and Yugyeom doing it is hilarious) - after Yugyeom got pranked and he went nuts screaming “GWENCHANA! NA GWENCHANAAAAA!” when everyone was trying to hug him - Youngjae getting so hurt by Mark calling him “Jackson” (How are you Jackson? I’M NOT JACKSON) - Youngjae impersonating an otter because Jackson told him to in their GOT2Day - Markson - JJ Project being a thing - that video where Yugyeom is just running behind Jinyoung and Jaebum shouting, “Jinyoung pabo!” “Jaebum pabo!” and then “JJ Project!” and doing the song and dance to tease them - Jaebum and Jinyoung literally having no idea ho idea how to get him back for that - how Youngjae is constantly hitting everyone - the time they threw a plastic cockroach at youngjae and he screeched - how Youngjae and Jaebum have made multiple dick jokes to each other - Jinyoung praising Yugyeom like a proud mum and being rewarded with Yug’s r00dness - seriously they don’t know what to do with this kid and it’s the best - the time they went to the zoo and Jackson was shouting at the tigers - Jackson and Jinyoung on the rollercoaster together and Jackson just screaming “JINYOUNGGGGGGG - JINYOUNG- JINYOOOOOUNNG!” - BamBam and Yugyeom’s knowing-everything-about-each-other-already-so-they-barely-actually-talk relationship - BamBam roasting Jackson for his fashion choices “I wish Jackson-hyung would stop wearing baggy trousers-” “I HAVE SHORT AND THICK LEGS WHAT ELSE AM I MEANT TO WEAR?” “I also wish hyung would stop wearing black.” - Jackson and Eric Nam. “No one asked you, Eric.” “Oh, hey Eric.” “I HATE YOU ERIC” - Jaebum’s fake snake bites tho…how did we get through that - whenever Jaebum’s hair is longer - when Yugyeom’s hair is darker and not completely covering his forehead - when Youngjae does sweat paws - Mark wearing baggy jumpers - Jackson having blonde hair - or Jackson having his hair black but longer? oh damn - Everything about BamBam in Flight Log:Turbulence era - Mark’s “hard carry hey” I think goes without saying - the way BamBam says “hungry” and the movement he does in the Hard Carry MV - Jinyoung wearing stripes - Youngjae’s smile - that time Jaebum literally chased Yugyeom around a fanmeet hall - when Yugyeom almost peed himself laughing because Mark didn’t catch a ball - BamBam: Call us Dab7 Mark: No, you go be Dab7 by yourself. Youngjae: *loses his shit* - during the episode of ASC in the Flight Log: Departure era where the members were constantly just saying “yas” “yaaaas” “yAAAAsss” - “Markiepooh” - When Youngjae came out of the trailerand on discovering the rest of them were filming shouted “My name is Youngjae! How are you!” and they were all like “no, stop it Youngjae” - when Jaebum was cooking and told to speak in English and he literally just kept saying “and then” - how Jaebum hates speaking in English (god knows if I didn’t speak English, I’d hate being told to say things in it) - when Jackson and Namjoon were having a rap battle and Jackson was like “please don’t diss me” - how Jackson challenged Jooheon to a rap battle, and when Jooheon started realised it was a very bad idea and was like “hey no don’t do it like that you’re making me look bad” - how GOT7 and BTS are so close (see: their shared stage, how excited Bangtan were when they saw Jinyoung in that elevator, how they all have each other’s numbers, how excited the 97 line are when they meet up) - when they were on Weekly Idol for Flight Log: Turbulence, they introduced Jinyoung with his new name with a fan vid which included everyone at some point or another screaming his name - Jinyoung’s savagery - Youngjae’s love for videogames - how when Jackson was asked to speak French, he ended it on “paris baguette” - how much Jaebum cringes when they bring up Dream High - “my dream is to dab with moose” - “aka browny” - how Jaebum had to turn his back on Yugyeom during the prank to compose himself because he couldn’t stop laughing before pretending to be really mad at him - how far they’ve come in 2 years that they’re such a respected and loved group internationally and how peaceful the fanbase is in general
Top 5 reasons I think Park Jimin could make it big time as an exotic dancer!
Normally Jimin isn’t sexy in my eyes because he’s my little cuddlekins, but lately he’s been very rude and very extra and now it’s all I can think about. We all know he’s an excellent dancer so we won’t include that, we’ll just list the thirstier more vain reasons.
SUCH A THOTTIE THING TO DO! MR. THOT JIMIN PLEASE DON’T TEMPT ME WITH YOUR ASTOUNDING FLEXIBILITY. I’M FULLY COMMITTED TO J-HOPE!
3. MAMA: THE MOTHER LOAD OF EXTRA
LIKE COME ON! THAT WAS STRIP CLUB HEADLINER MATERIAL RIGHT THURR!
4. The Shirt Lifts:
LIKE JIMIN MOST OF YOUR SHIRTS ARE TWO SIZES TOO BIG! WHY FOR YOU CAN’T KEEP THAT SHIT DOWN?
5. Lastly: You can’t deny this face!
This man is definitely the thirst trap of BTS and unfortunately I’ve been caught in it! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR HIS BLATANT DISREGARD FOR MY HEALTH! He’s coming for HOBI’S SPOT and I ain’t having it! NOT TODAY! This has been a thirst post.
disclaimer: vines, pics, and gifs not mine! found them through google!