can i please be a rockstar

Dean Winchester’s eclectic taste in music, as shown in his (non-classic rock/heavy metal) FBI aliases

My whole thought process here started today with the famous Aaron scene, and the alias Dean uses while he shows his badge to his “gay thing”.

Yes, Marc Bolan was an openly bisexual celebrity (referenced here by BEN EDLUND, similar to 10x22, where ANDREW DABB references Freddy Mercury - another bisexual man - as one of the other aliases Dean chooses for himself). 

This is a telling reference in itself in the context of this scene, but as a huge T. Rex/Marc Bolan fan myself, this scene got me super excited also besides that. Like, super SUPER excited. Why, you ask?

BECAUSE IT MAKES TEXTUAL THE FACT THAT DEAN IS A GLAM ROCK FAN. Like, classic glam rock. Silk shirts, high heels, glitter eye-shadow glam-rock-fan. A one step away from David Bowie’s “Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars” glam-rock-fan. 

He is a fan of THIS:

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He is enough of a fan to take Marc Bolan’s name as his alias while he usually chooses aliases based on classic hard rock musician’s/heavy metal band members that he likes/identifies with.


Out of curiosity (and procrastination, because of course I should be doing something else right now) I checked the list of the music aliases Dean uses over the years (I assume that these aliases are Dean’s ideas since he is the brother more interested in music, after all.) As a result, I spent a great evening with a whole spectrum of music genres, based on Dean Winchester’s amazing and broad AF music taste.

It’s true that most of the aliases Dean chooses are heavy metal and classic rock bands (Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, ZZ Top, Kiss, Ted Nudgent, Styx, Rush, Warrant, Poison, Guns and Roses…)(I don’t blame him, these are great bands).


There are exclusively six writers who gave Dean a much more eclectic taste in music during the last seven seasons:

  • Andrew Dabb
  • Robert Berens
  • Ben Edlund
  • Robbie Thompson
  • and a writing duo Eric Charmelo & Nicole Snyder (season 10/11)

So, let’s look at what genres/bands broadens Dean’s iPod album collection, shall we?


Yes, Dean was sneering at Vince Vincente and his spiked codpiece (and a rainbow wig that I am completely sure Dean imagined, because even google can’t find me one band who used that as a prop), but that was all Performing!Dean talking, obviously. How do we know? Because as far as real-life parallels to the fictional band Ladyheart go, this is what Dean hates so much:

Yes, Dean is completely disgusted by leather pants, huge wigs and studded codpieces, here visualized by Mötley Crüe. Dean said so IN TEXT.

(I am pretty sure Ladyheart is supposed to be Mötley Crüe since their next album was to be named “Theatre of Mercy” - mirroring Mötley Crüe’s album “Theatre of Pain”. Also, “Rock Never Dies” was written by ROBERT BERENS, who named another one of his episodes “Girls, Girls, Girls” - after a Mötley Crüe  song and album.)

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And yet, in episode 8.02. “What’s up, Tiger Mommy?” (written by ANDREW DABB), Dean introduces himself and Sam as Agents Neil and Sixx, two members of MÖTLEY CRÜE. Which means Dean is a Mötley Crüe fan, and he doesn’t seem to mind huge wigs and studded codpieces that much in their case. (Bam, LAWYERED!)

The name LADYHEART (called into existence by my above mentioned personal god Bobo Berens) reminds me of the British band LADYTRON (playing synth pop/new wave/electronic combo), and named after the super famous ROXY MUSIC synth pop/glam rock song.

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So, yeah, Dean is a fan of studded codpieces, big wigs and hair metal. He is also a fan of a long list of different music genres (real Dean behind the cut):

2) 90′S GRUNGE

In episode 10x13 “Halt and Catch Fire” (written by ERIC CHARMELO & NICOLE SNYDER), Sam and Dean use aliases “Grohl and Cobain”, as in DAVE GROHL and KURT COBAIN from NIRVANA.

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3) BRITISH 1970′S/1980′S PUNK ROCK

In episode 11x13 “Love Hurts” (also written by ERIC CHARMELO & NICOLE SNYDER) Dean uses alias “agent Weller”, as in PAUL WELLER from the classic British punk rock band THE JAM.

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In episode 10x19 “The Werther Project” (written by ROBERT BERENS) Dean pretends to be a Neighbourhood Watch member by the name of Dwight Twilley.

DWIGHT TWILLEY is a power pop singer from the 1980s.

5) POP ROCK/ART POP/BLUES ROCK (with female vocals)

In episode 9x14 “Captives” (written by ROBERT BERENS), Sam and Dean take aliases of “agents Nicks and McVie”.

STEVIE NICKS and CHRISTINE MCVIE are members of the legendary soft rock/art pop/blues band FLEETWOOD MAC. THEY ARE ALSO BOTH FEMALES!!!

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6) POST PUNK/INDIE ROCK (with female vocals)

In episode 10x14 “The Executioner’s Song” (written again by ROBERT BERENS) Sam and Dean take names “Moore and Ranaldo”.

THURSTON MOORE and LEE RANALDO are members of the legendary indie rock band SONIC YOUTH, with famous vocals of KIM GORDON.


In episode 8x17 “Goodbye Stranger” (written by the one and only ROBBIE THOMPSON), Sam and Dean use names “agents Tandy and Lynne”.

RICHARD TANDY and JEFF LYNDE are members of ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, a band that combines pop-rock, synth pop, electronic music and elements of disco.

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In the episode 5x14, “My Bloody Valentine” (written by BEN EDLUND), Dean uses names “agents Cliff and Marley”, as in JIMMY CLIFF and BOB MARLEY - famous reggae musicians.

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In episode 8x08, “Hunteri Heroici” (written by ANDREW DABB), Team Free Will pose as agents “Nash, Crosby, and Stills”.

DAVID CROSBY, STEPHEN STILLS, GRAHAM NASH (and occasionally NEIL YOUNG) were a folk-rock supergroup started in 1968.


In episode 11x04 “Baby” (written by ROBBIE THOMPSON), Dean uses name “agent Walsh” as in JOE WALSH from THE EAGLES, a soft rock band of “Hotel California” fame.

Dean’s taste in music, reflected here in the names of musicians he chooses as his personas, alongside his most favourite rockstars, shows how broad Dean is in his tastes - Dean practically is a fan of anything that sounds good to him, regardless of genre (as shown with his liking for Taylor Swift and Broadway musicals, for example). It’s a shame that this wonderful music taste is still hidden in the subtext, and all I can do is hope that our new Dean will be allowed to play some of his favourite bands in his car next season, especially since both Dabb and Berens seem to be the keepers of Dean’s super eclectic, infinite playlist. Please Dabb, make it happen!

My Saviour is a Rockstar

Summary: For someone with anxiety, you managed to attend the Howling Commandos concert, your favourite rock band. But have you bitten more than you can chew, when the guitarist James Barnes sees you in the crowd?

Pairing: Rockstar!Bucky Barnes x Reader (Modern AU)

Word Count: 2859

Warnings: reader has anxiety, panic attacks, fluff

A/N: This has been in the works for a while, I just never really found the words. But it’s finished, and I hope y’all like it :)

Requests are open, please feel free to drop one about Marvel or Sebastian Stan


Originally posted by fandomnationwhore

To say you were excited was a huge understatement. Clutching the tickets close to your chest, your best friend Wanda walked you to the amphitheatre. “I can’t believe we’re going,” You beam, jumping on the balls of your feet. Wanda laughed, shaking her head.

“I’m so glad we bumped you full of anti-stress lollies,” She grinned, pulling at the straps of her backpack. “How many did I eat?” You laugh, feeling the bubbling feeling of glee in your stomach. You were almost high, laughing and humming your favourite songs as you walked.

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The Lingerie Experiment

The Final Outcome

I was awake way before Harry was on Monday morning.  I couldn’t stop my brain from spitting out everything I needed to say in this article.  I was pretty much done by the time he woke up.  He scratched his tummy as he walked past, pushing a kiss to the top of my head on his way to the bathroom.  

His eyes squinted over my shoulder,

“What are you writing?”


I watched as he quirked his brows.  He turned towards the bathroom, still half asleep.  Just a few more words and I was done.  

My smile was a mile wide as I stared down at the words I’d just written.  I don’t think I had ever been more proud to have written something since I figured out I liked writing.  Writing about Harry and I and our relationship was like a drug.  Once I got started, I couldn’t stop.  He was quite the inspiration.

I stood up and walked to the printer, shaking my head and giggling while I heard Harry singing in the shower.  I couldn’t wait for him to read what I’d written.  I wanted him to know exactly how I felt and there was no better way than for him to read this article.  

I heard the bathroom door creak open a few minutes later.  The steam and moisture from the shower filled our bedroom.  Harry liked to take unusually hot showers.  He was wiping a towel down his face, another towel wrapped around his waist.  His ink looked especially good against his tanned, toned skin.  I smiled.  Damn, I was lucky.

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Your Song

Summary: You are a singer/songwriter dating Damon, everything is going well until you have an argument and things end badly. Will you 2 end up with your happy ever after?

Damon x Reader FLUFF

Contains: Swearing, heartbreak

This imagine includes one of my favourite songs, it’s called Your Song it’s by Kate Walsh. If you want to have a listen i will include the link to it. It’s so beautiful and when i heard it for the first time in ages a couple days ago i thought of this cute idea, so i just needed to write it! Enjoy!

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Dating Damon Salvatore is everything you would imagine it to be. It’s fun, full of laughter and adventure. Nights upon nights getting drunk and dancing around the Salvatore Boarding House in just your undies. The sex is also amazing. But it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. His love for you can be too much to handle at times, he doesn’t let you go anywhere that could put you in danger, he will always be around you which is nice but you just want some space at times you know? You could probably eat an apple that went off a couple days ago and he would find a way to be angry or upset about it. You love how protective he is of you, it’s sweet, but he needs to chill. 

You and Damon storm through the door after a day of fighting vampires trying to get information about yet another problem in Mystic Falls.

“I’m fine aren’t i? Why are you acting like my arms have been ripped off or something?” You stress at him whilst falling to the sofa. You cover your face with the palms of your hands as you know tonight isn’t going to be fun.

“You could have died Y/N!? Why can’t you see that i’m just trying to protect you!” He finds his way to his bottle of bourbon and pours himself a glass, more than he usually has. 

“Yes and i appreciate that Damon, but i can handle things myself! I am strong, i’m not stupid? Please just get off my back already” You run you hands through your head and get up off of the sofa. All you want now is a nice, warm bath with a few bubbles to help relieve some stress. Damon grabs your wrist and pulls you back.

“Where are you going?!” He questions you angrily, you laugh in frustration at his ridiculous question.

“I’m going to run a bath, or did you want to come with me in case i drown or accidentally drink a whole bottle of shampoo and get rushed to hospital?” You pull away from him and walk to the bathroom. You run your bath until it’s nice and hot, adding bubble bath as the water is running. The sound of a glasses smashing draws your attention, Damon obviously angry about the situation. You ignore it and decide to relax in your bath in peace.

Once you are out of the bath, you dry your hair and decide to put on some comfy clothes. You walk downstairs to see Damon on the sofa, head in his hands and shards of glass scattered around the floor. You decide to sit next to him and rub his back.

“I love you Damon” You whisper, kissing his cheek afterwards.

“I’m sorry” he chokes. You smile and hold him.

“Don’t be. It’s fine” He gently pushes you off of him and looks at your confused.

“It’s not fine Y/N, stop letting me get away with this crap! I’m holding you back from so much, i’m pushing you away everyday. I- i can’t do this” He stands up and walks away from you. You stop him by vamp speeding in front of him.

“What is that supposed to mean!?” You look at him worried, you can see he has given up. 

“It means you’ll never have the life you deserve if i’m in it” he holds your cheeks in his hands and kisses your forehead, and holds you for a minute.

“Don’t…don’t leave me, please Damon” You cry, tears now falling from your cheek to the floor. His response is to just look at you and smile.

“It’s going to be okay” He gives you once last kisses before leaving the house. Leaving you, Alone.

A few months later

Things aren’t going well. You’re still single and depressed, and the worst part is that you’re a vampire so depressed for you is full blown agony. You can’t seem to pull yourself away from your bed, not even to shower or eat. This isn’t healthy, you feel yourself growing weaker by the day. Damon however is having the time of his life. Drinking. Killing. Fucking girls wherever he goes. That just makes things worse for you. Did he even care about you? Did he even love you? You suddenly hear your phone ring, you pick it up to see it’s Caroline. You sigh and answer it unwillingly.

“Hello?” You say, your voice sounding worryingly shaky.

“Get out of bed, drink a blood bag, take a shot and get your ass to the grill! You’ve had this performance booked at the grill for months!”

Crap! I completely forgot about that! I booked to perform the song i wrote, in front of everyone…the song i wrote about Damon…

“Caroline i’m really not feeling it, all i want to do is sleep and-” Caroline cuts you off.

“THAT’S ALL YOU’VE BEEN DOING FOR MONTHS! I am convinced you haven’t even tried to wash since the break up. Come on Y/N don’t make me come over there and pull you out of bed!” You sigh, knowing Caroline she would already be outside waiting for you to reject the offer. So you reply with a simple “fine i’ll be there” and get yourself ready for tonight.

You walk into the grill to see the place is packed! You’ve never performed in front of this many people before so your nerves are off the scale, plus you are still feeling really low. You look over to your right to see Caroline making her way to you, a smile beaming on her face.

“You made it! I’m so proud of you! I cannot wait to hear the song” She hugs you tight, you have to say you’ve missed Caroline’s enthusiasm.

“Thanks, i’m not looking forward to this, my song being for Damon and all” You roll your eyes.

“You’ll be fine, just don’t think about that disgusting, horrible, two faced, low life-”

“I get it Caroline..chill” You cut her off before she decides to write a book of insults about Damon. You take a deep breath and walk backstage to grab your guitar. This is it. Get this over and done with, then you can go back home and sleep. You nervously walk onto the stage and stand in front of the mic.

“Hey everyone, i’m sure most of you know me already but my name is Y/N. Um- i like to write songs, so i wrote this one about my boyf- ex…boyfriend. He was such a special guy. I hoped to perform this in front of him but, things didn’t work out. But i love this song so i wanted to perform it for you guys tonight. It’s called ‘Your Song’” Everyone starts to clap you as you start to strum your guitar.

“ Haven’t you heard?
I’m stuck on a face
I’m stuck on a boy who fills me with joy
I knew I was wrong to
Jump straight on into the picture so pretty
But he is so pretty to me

And he doesn’t know just how far I would go
Just to kiss him
He doesn’t doesn’t know I pine

So I make whirlpools
And watch him sparkle
And we’ll make love make magic”

You’re mid song now, you look into the crowd and smile watching the people clap and smile at you. You are suddenly drawn to a dark figure in the back, a guy dressed in a grey shirt and a leather jacket. Then you realise, it’s Damon. You shut your eyes and continue with the song.

“ And haven’t you heard?
I thought I had first
And he loves me so
We’re two in a row
Just look in his eyes
They’re blue as the skies
Are picture so pretty
But he is so pretty to me”

You open your eyes and look into his direction as you start to sing about his eyes, you smirk as you sing those lines. You loved how beautiful and blue his eyes were. You could just make out the smirk on his face as you sang.

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“ So I make whirlpools
And watch him sparkle
And we’ll make love make magic

But I couldn’t tell you
Just tell that it takes you
‘Cause words don’t make
What I make with you

Haven’t you heard?
I’m stuck on a face
I’m stuck on a boy who fills me with joy
I knew I was wrong
To jump straight on into this picture so pretty
But he is so pretty to me”

You strum the last note on the song, and as you finish the crowd stands up and cheers for you. That felt so amazing! Especially seeing Damon, it made you feel like you two were together again. You felt all the love flood back into your heart and you can’t help but cry. You walk backstage and wipe the tears from your eyes, to your surprise you look up to see Damon. He smiles at your and rushes to hug you. You both hold each other, feeling each others heartbeat, the warmth radiating from your skin. He pulls away from the hugs, holds your face in his hands and kisses you passionately.

“That was beautiful” He says mid kiss. You smile and hold him again, never wanting to let go.

“Don’t ever leave me again, please Damon, don’t ever leave me alone again” You beg, throwing your lips onto his again wanting him to feel every bit of love you had for him.

“I promise baby, i won’t leave you” His embrace his warm, you can feel the passion. It was utterly romantic. 

“I promise” He whispers one last time, before kissing you again.

“Let’s get you home rockstar” He winks at you and runs his hand through your hair, messing it up. You laugh and shake your head. Damn, it felt good to laugh again.

anonymous asked:

If you haven't seen this already: AHBL8 Jensen singing + Jared PLAYING GUITAR!! Finally!! (And here I'm thinking of a wonderful comic by Kamidiox from awhile back about this - you know which one I mean?) anyway YouTube user Kitsune has a really good video. And Jensen was so supportive, u can see him focusing on Jared half the time!! <3 <3 <3 (Italian Anon)

Adding to what I wrote before. Just found more good vids of Jared playing guitar on storify: he’s so shy and insecure still (aww!) Reminds me of Jensen when he first sang and played at a con- and as I said before, Jensen was so caring, splitting his attention between taking care and checking on him and the public :D - Italian Anon  (u can put the 2 asks together if you want)

Hello, dear Italian Anon!

I’ve been gone the entire weekend and now I’m desperately trying to catch up with all that went on at AHBL. Seems as though plenty of things happened during these panels and I’m so bummed the organizer has forbid taking videos and pictures.

Wow! Here’s an amazing, good-quality video of the song by the marvelous out-in-the-open. I’m pretty stunned by the performance, not going to lie! I’m amazed that Jared finally dared to play the guitar in front of an audience. The man has nothing to be ashamed of, his playing was beautiful!

Jensen leans in during the first verse and seems to sing some of the lines directly to Jared. See how they’re looking at each other so often - it’s clear that Jared is looking for support and Jensen is providing it. My heart! Jensen looks so proud of his boy.

It’s happening! I bet it took years of convincing Jared that he’s good enough to perform and now he’s actually doing it. I’m fairly sure it feels like such an accomplishment to them both. I’m insanely proud of them, too!

I couldn’t help but notice that Jensen didn’t want to sing the second verse. My headcanon? He probably didn’t want to sing a bunch of words that don’t speak to him - “And I’m a bad boy, ‘cause I don’t even miss her. I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her heart.” Want to bet their home version goes something like “I’m a bad boy, but I miss him like crazy.”? Hahah, sorry, I can’t help myself.

They gave the impression that this performance was a surprise, but I’m not sure that’s true. Jensen recognized the song awfully fast from a few strums of the guitar and I think he must’ve psyched Jared before the panel quite a bit for him to go through with it at last. It doesn’t really matter, though. I’m just glad it finally happened!

I could watch this video every day. I think I probably will. Is this the lovely comic by the wonderful @kamidiox you mean? I can well imagine them holding each other like that before the panel started. Please excuse me, my head is all over the place because of this beautiful performance! I hope you have a very lovely week ahead of you, sweet anon! Thank you for messaging me about this, this is exactly kind of stuff I love talking about.

Super Junior reaction to them coming home and seeing you wearing a onesie and dancing/singing to their songs

For anon


PS the name of the songs are linked so you can listen to them


Leeteuk would be tired and exhausted from a long day at work. He honestly just wanted to get home and eat dinner before snuggling up with you in bed. Arriving at home, he heard a familiar song blaring through the apartment. Closing the door softly, he would notice it to be Rokkugo. Following the noise, he would find himself in he kitchen and watching you dance around in you ducky onesie and singing along to the song. You would be so engrossed with cooking and singing that you wouldn’t notice him smiling and leaning against the doorway before speaking up and giving you a mild heart attack.

‘Always knew we should have preformed that song in onesies.’


Heechul would be sleeping in the bedroom when he wakes up from the sound of Devil playing. It wasn’t uncommon to hear his own songs being played in the apartment, but it was weird to hear it at this time. It was 8am and you weren’t in bed with him. You had gotten up a little early and went to chill in the lounge. Curious, he walks to the lounge to see you dancing along to the song, all moves on point and his cat onesie that he had gotten for his birthday. He couldn’t help but let out a cackle, which cause you to turn around and blush deep red.

‘How can someone be so cute yet so talented in dancing with a onesie?’


Yesung would be coming home from the pet store. He would have taken the two dogs along with him while you remained at home. It was slightly cold so you dressed in something a little warmer and decided to play some music. You were waiting for Yesung to come home anyway so the two of you could eat. Waiting, Ooops started playing and you loved the song. Grabbing the remote from the table, you started singing and dancing, unaware of the presence that was stifling a laugh at the doorway. Spinning around, you all but screamed and dropped the remote when seeing Yesung laughing his head off at your performance and also that it was in the turtle onesie.

‘Jagiya!! Do it again, oh god I can’t breath….please dance again.’


Kangin would be on his way home from playing baseball with some friends. He would be exhausted, sore and just wanting to shower. Opening the door slightly, Rockstar blared through the open space. Standing at the door, he watched in amusement as you slide down the hallway with some sunglasses on and the raccoon onesie. His eyes followed you as you danced ridiculously around and jumped up and down before he tilted his head and had a smirk on his face.

‘Mmmm baby, I can definitely get used to coming home to this.’

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I can let go of everything | c.h

Originally posted by sydneysbarett

Prompt: Being able to live out your dream has its price. Is Calum willing to pay it?

Word Count: 1,036

A/N: This goes out to all fandom, just love the celebrities for their talents please. Also, would anyone want me to tag them in any new writing that I post?

5SOS bassist lit a cigarette.

Calum Hood, 19 year-old rockstar, was seen out and about 130 days consecutively.

Calum Hood’s rumoured to be cheating…

Calum angrily threw his phone across the empty hotel bed as the headlines started to add fuel to his rage. 3 years. He had been dealing with all the bullshit the media had thrown at him for 3 years. Not once did he flinch. He was reminded everyday that the consequences of living his dream might be costly but it was worth it, with all the people rocking out to the rhythms he composed, screaming at the top of their lungs to the lyrics that was so personal to him.

But the people who were wearing shirts with his face on them, the people who claimed to be his “biggest fans” stabbed him the hardest.

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the losers club as things said at my camp

richie: guys i know it’s very hard but can you please stop staring at my butt

mike: (at three am) if i was a farm animal i would be a pig named chris p bacon who belonged to a rockstar and would go on tour with him and get really good belly rubs (stan: why the fuck have you thought in such detail about your life as a pig)

ben: *talking really passionately about the symbolism in moana for 15 minutes*

bev: my uterine lining is DUMB THICC and yes ladies that is with two c’s

bill: okay real talk; do midgets have the same sized dicks as we do? (stan: can we remove richie from ‘we’? because i feel as if he brings down our group average)

eddie: my first instagram username was ‘eddieluvsunicorns7’ and i forever regret changing it

stan: honestly? if i see another minion in this godawful town i’m going to do a triple backflip off of the matterhorn


henry: *farts really loudly* you’re welcome :)


Masterlist I

Storyline: *=smuts

1) “Fuck I love you”

2) “Babe, is everything okay?”

3) “It hurts knowing you’re sleeping next to someone else”

4) “Do you miss me?” 

5) “Out of anyone, I had to be stuck with you”

6) “You should smile more”

7) “Leave me alone please”

8) “Don’t forget about me”

9) “Look at you being a cute little rockstar”

10) “She’s mine” 
/ 11) “Back off”

12) “You’ve done enough, just leave”

13) “How can you love something so broken?”

14) “If you’re reading this it’s too late”

15) “Please stop, you’re scaring me”

16) “Stop hiding yourself”

17) “You kept it all this time?”

18) “Admit it, you like him”

19) “You’re in love with me?”

20) “Go fuck one of your skanks”

21) “You could choose anyone but you chose me”

22) “I’m not going to be your toy”

23) “I just miss you”

24) “I was kidding chill”

25) “Well I don’t want to talk to you”

26) “I’ve never liked someone this much”

27) “Look at us being rebellious and free”
 / 28) “Wipe that smug grin off your face”

29) “It’s not what it looks like”
 / 30) “Don’t lie to me”
 / 31) “I’m with the boys”
 / 32) “Have you been drinking again”

33) “You’re beautiful”
 / 34) “I just wanna impress you”

35) “Eyes on the face”

36) “Never talk about her like that again”

37) “Mine and only mine”
 / 38) “You’re hot when you’re jealous”
 / 39) “I’ve always liked badboys” 

40) “You’re so cheesy its cute”

41) “Bubble bath?”

42) “I could really use a cuddle”

*43) “Clothes, off now.”

44) “The things you do to me”

45) “I’ll never let you go”

46) “Fine, whatever” pt 1

47) “Why?”  pt 2

48) “I’ll do anything to make you happy.”  pt 3

49) “Wait a minute, are you jealous?” 

50) “Have you lost your damn mind?” / 51) “I thought I lost you.” 

52) “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” / 53) “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…” 

54) “It’s a Christmas Miracle!” 

55) “And I’m terrified” 

*56) “No one needs to know.” 

57) “Please don’t do this.” pt 1

58) “Boo.”  pt 2

59) “Please don’t hit me, please don’t hit me.” 

60) “Man cave.” 

Non-storyline AUs 

“Just some girl”

*“Be quiet, baby.”

“Goodbye” pt 1 - “She’s gone” pt 2

“Did you even study?”

“You’ve changed.” pt 1 - “Come back home.” pt 2

“She’s going to love you, I just know it.”

“Do you think she will forget me?”

“I ruined her.” Pt 1 - “I got you.”  Pt 2 - “Keep it, it’s yours anyways.” Pt 3

“Back into bed.” 

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.” 

“Do my thighs look too big?”

“It’ll be fun.”  Pt 1 - *“Come over here and make me” Pt 2 - “You’re going to regret that” Pt 3

“Get her out of here, she doesn’t need to see this.” Pt 1 - “I’m drunk and in love with you.” Pt 2


*“Put them to good use.”

“You don’t mean that.” 

“Kiss me”

“Please, don’t leave..”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”  Part 1 - “I’m never good enough” Part 2

“You’re being a douche.”

“Do you trust me?”

“I think we need to talk.”


“Tell me a secret.”

“Talk to me.”

“I will always support you.” 

“Low-key” Part 1 - “High-key” Part 2

“It’s Papa Wilk”

“Power Couple” Part 1 - “Dream” Part 2

“No funny Business”



“Let go of me.” 



“Is there something on my face?” 

“Look at me”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you..” pt 1 - “Trust” Pt 2 - “Just Once.” pt 3 - “Nothing hurts more than when you shut me out.” Pt 4


“Her eyes aren’t on her chest.”


“Reasons why”

*“Just Friends.”

“Poke poke.”

“What’s going on here?”

“You lied to me.” Pt 1 - “Good to know where we stand.” Pt 2 - “Is that my shirt?” Pt 3

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“You look like shit.”

“Tired of 2nd place.” Pt 1 - “Live your life without her..” Pt 2

“I’m home.”

“Happy 1 year….”

“You’re on!”

*“In the Morning.”

“You betta get the fuck outta my face before I punch you in yours.”

“Isn’t this supposed to be the part where we kiss?”

“Fuck, I think I caught feelings.”

“Can you guys just fuck already?” 

“Do you believe in destiny?”

“You did not wake me up at 2am just because you were in the mood.”

Text AUs 

Birthday text 


Livin’ Easy, Lovin’ Free

Since I wanna write about Tony being a fuckin nerd with a robot tie I’M DOIN’ IT and virtually none of u can stop me bc i love my idea (pt. 1??) 

Steve Rogers was in a band. No one thought he would be in one because he was an art student in high school who was so asthmatic that he couldn’t even fast-walk without an inhaler at his side. And then in college he got big. Like, football big. But the man still had two left feet when it came to sports, so he was regretfully passed on. 

It started when Bucky accidentally forgot to unlock him out of the dorm room and left for a two-hours-away concert with Clint. Steve had already sent him a text, and Sam would retrieve him in the morning. Maybe. But Steve had nothing to do besides read his textbooks (not likely), watch TV (he had just marathoned an auction show, so no) or learn something. He chose guitar. 

He has to google it. He starts practicing. He likes it, even if the strings make his hands all rough. It’s rhythm. He just plays all night. Learns a couple of chords. 

Steve starts getting pretty good. 

He joins a band. It’s Bucky, Clint, and Sam. They’re called the Howling Commandos after Steve’s grandfather’s troop in World War II. “That’s bitchin’,” Clint comments. “We have to do that.” The group mutually agrees on it, and so it becomes. 

It’s supposed to be a local college thing. They perform stuff from Led Zeppelin and AC/DC and all the classic rock stuff, occasional softie being thrown in there. Bucky’s voice is made for raspy singing and hard rock, something Steve can’t do. He cannot sing for shit. Like, at all. He can hum. But he can work the guitar. Bucky just jokes and says “yeah, he’s got artist hands.” Which is true. He does. His fingers are nimble and Steve can shred like nobody’s business. 

They blow up after Sam, new member and all around Best Guy, releases a snippet on his Twitter to promote the band going to the pub. Way more people show up. “If you’re going to advertise, get a bigger bar,” Hill snipes as she wipes off spilled tequila. “Tequila’s coming out of your payment.” 

“Better drink some then,” Clint says. 

The Howling Commandos start performing at other venues. A record label picks them up. They’re the warm-up band for a bigger one. And it goes from there. 

They become a household name overnight. People ask you who your favorite is, if you’re going to the concert. Steve doesn’t want to be stereotyped as the Apple Pie Lifestyle Dude. While he doesn’t mind it, he gets a feeling that’s what he’s gonna get all his life. So he mixes it up. Comes out on stage with eyeliner around his eyes, making already icy eyes explode. He wears his beat-up leather jacket and works on not smiling like Mr. Rogers. Bucky thinks it’s an improvement. 

“Damn you look different,” Bucky says with a grin. “Like you’re actually gonna win a fight.” 

“Aw, shaddup.” 

Natasha Romanoff is not invincible when it comes to music she likes. She forced Tony to listen to classical music for a week straight because she was so moved by Tchaikovsky one day. She likes music. The Howling Commandos caught her eye because they’re right up her alley: classic rock without coming off as an asshole. Plus, it helps that both Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers have launched themselves into the audience to stop a pervert or to help someone who is having difficulty. They’re nice people. Natasha finds it adorably disgusting. (And if she has a thing for Barnes, then that’s her business.) 

She knows Clint Barton. They went to high school together and kept in contact. She was one of the only classmates to think that he was worth something and that he wasn’t gonna end up as a hobo somewhere. 

He got her in for free, front row. With a friend. So she chose Tony, naturally. If she brought anyone else, she wouldn’t have as much fun. 

Of course, Tony comes as he is. “Hi!” He says brightly. They’re taking his flashy Maserati so they know that Natasha means business. (Also so she can look famous and badass while walking out of the car with her held-together-with-safety-pins shirt and her ripped jeans and scuffed boots. It’s thirteen year old her’s dream.) 

Tony did not change into his Prescribed Hot Clothes. No, he’s still wearing his stupid “I’m Not Just a Businessman, I’m a Cool Businessman” attire, which meant he looked like a goofy teacher with a button-down and his robot tie. 

“I’m gonna die of embarrassment,” Natasha says. “Where’s your AC/DC shirt?” 

“In the wash,” Tony says with a shrug. “Rock isn’t about your outfit, it’s about your attitude.” Natasha snorts as she gets in the car. 

“You’re such a dork.” Tony smiles. She plugs in the aux cord. He calls one song groovy and starts humming along to one she was playing earlier. 

“I like this one.” 

“It’s called Falling Off a Jet. I like it.”* Natasha is more nervous than she looks. She makes sure that she has her ticket and Tony’s in her purse more than once. They get in no problem. Tony smiles at the security guard. They get front seats with fancy drinks and food that Tony pays for. 

The intro band is good. Natasha thinks they have potential. Tony keeps saying he likes one of the member’s neon pink shoes ironically. He dabs once. “I cannot believe I’m your friend,” Natasha groans. 

“I’m in with the kids,” Tony says. “I’m a Cool Engineer. Peter told me so.” 

“Peter would kill the president for you, his opinion means nothing.” 

The band comes on. Natasha has to admit that Bucky Barnes’ Murder Strut makes her feel some type of way. 

Tony…he’s in awe. Because here’s this blondie with icy eyes and a leather jacket, guitar slung across his body. He’s grinning as he looks out at the crowd. 

“Nat, which one is that? Is that Clint?” 

“No, Clint’s the one who just tripped,” Natasha says. “That’s Steve Rogers. He plays guitar. He’s scarily good at it.” Tony files the information away for later use. 

Steve Rogers doesn’t notice Tony Stark at first. It’s only when he bends down to get the bottle of water that he hears someone laugh and it’s loud and sincere and he looks over and…

There’s a cute guy. He’s in a button-down and a tie with something on it. Steve kind of wants to see what’s on it. He moves a bit closer. He thinks they’re robots. Interesting. 

The concert goes off without a hitch. Sharon’s interns have the lights downpat and Clint doesn’t trip again. Sam gets to sing quite a few songs, making some ladies and men scream as his mellow voice fills the stage. He keeps his eye on Cute Tie Dude. 

After the concert, Clint tells them that some friends are dropping in to say hi and meet them. 

It’s Cute Tie Dude! 

Oh no. 

Steve looks like shit. His eyes look like a raccoon’s, he’s drenched in sweat, and is currently in a shirt that is advertising some stupid tourist attraction that Clint swears he saw a ghost at. 

“This is Natasha Romanoff and Tony Stark,” Clint says. Natasha’s stare lingers a bit longer on Bucky. Steve already knows that’s gonna go well. Tony steps up. 

“I uh, liked the guitar,” he says. “Oh no, I’m sure everyone says that…” 

“It’s fine,” Steve offers. “Uh, thank you. That means a lot to me.” Clint and Sam snort. 

“Loverboy,” Sam mouths at Steve. 

“Asshole,” Steve mouths right back. “So…Stark. Happen to be affiliated with Stark Enterprises?” 

“That’s my company,” Tony says. “That’s why I wore the robot tie today. I was giving tours to some schools.” Goddammit he’s too cute abort mission Steve

“That’s so cool,” Steve says. “How were the tours?” 

And this is how Tony eventually tunes Steve’s guitar to just the right notes and fixes Sharon’s wonky light (”I think I’m in love with you,” Sharon says seriously to him, and he blushes he motherfucking blushes) and also blushes whenever Steve compliments him. 

“I had a great time talking to you,” Steve says. “You’re…great. Awesome.” Tony’s face turns red. He looks adorable. 

“Well thank you,” he says, smiling. “You weren’t too bad yourself, Rogers. You have to tell me the story of how the band formed sometime, yeah?” Steve nods. 

“Here’s my number,” He says, holding out his phone. “I…I’d like to talk to you some more, if you wouldn’t mind terribly.” 

They’re such fucking dorks. They send each other dog memes and Tony calls him to tell him that he bought another vintage painting of flowers because “it reminded me of you Steven, don’t you dare scold me” and Steve sends him presents from wherever they perform with a handwritten card and Tony sends him flowers and postcards. 

“You guys are such dorks,” Natasha says one night when they’re finally watching a movie together. 

Steve smiles down at Tony. 

They kind of are. 

• Severus Snape Appreciation Month •
25.  Favourite Fanwork //

Mother fucking Snape Chronicles by Rannaro.

It spans over 60k+ words and follows Severus from before his birth and to his death. It is absolute amazing and I basically consider it canon. Any Snape should read it, in my opinion. It is a great portrayal and fills in all the blanks left by J.K. It’s so canon in my head that I even have my own headcanons for this. Plus, Rannaro, this god blessed rockstar of fanfiction, even made an Snape Lives!AU sequel: “Miles to Go Before I Sleep

This is the official summary of Snape Chronicles:

We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape’s point of view.

If you haven’t already read it, please give it a shot. I highly doubt you’ll regret it. It is FANTASTIC! To stress how good it is: I mainly read slash. This is not slash, but I still hold it as my absolute fanfic piece on Severus Snape.

So today we found out that Dirk Gently season two’s unofficial name is ‘The Middle of Everywhere’ and that (according to the show bible) it could potentially centre around a portal to another dimension.

But I’m actual trash so my immediate thought was less “jolly smuggling jaunt” and more “please can we have the mystery squad & co. meeting their alternate universe selves”.

I’m thinking Blackwing!Dirk and FBI!Farah joining forces with rockstar siblings Todd and Amanda, whose band (Mexican Funeral? I Hate Voicemail?) made it big time and who have spent the past year touring the world to sold-out stadiums before coming back to Seattle to rest and recuperate.

And I mainly want this because of the comparison between the canon!Brotzmans who have no money and a shitty relationship with each other currently, but who both now have a purpose and a support network, and the au!Brotzmans who are financially stable and doing what they love, but they’ve got no-one except each other and they know it’s co-dependent but what can they really do when they’re living in a virtual goldfish bowl created by their own fame? Both sets of siblings have Pararibulitis still, but au!Brotzmans can afford medication while canon!Brotzmans have psychic vampires and accompanying visions of the future. At some point all four of them have a jam session with two angry drummer girls and two frustrated guitarists and they sound amazing, au!Brotzmans are this close to recording it for when they get back to their dimension.

And then you’d have the canon!mystery squad trying to get a handle on a heavily armed and properly trained au!Dirk who has a very good understanding of his intuitions but very little understanding of anything outside of the CIA compound where he’s kept in between missions, and au!Farah who has all of the anxiety and perfectionist tendencies of canon!Farah but who just learned how to play the system and give the right answers when tested.

Essentially I just want them all to team up and break the psychic murder children out of Blackwing, just so canon!Dirk can hear someone at the door to rescue him but it turns out to be au!Dirk in full CIA tactical gear and they both have .5 seconds of what the fuck has happened now while Mmm Whatcha Say plays faintly in the background.

Heads Up!

I’ve got a packed week coming up! Y’all are getting quite a few new fics from me this week and it’s all one gorgeous man! Who might this man be you ask?

Originally posted by proof-is-in-the-pudding

  • Tonight we have Part 14 of Summer Fling! No Hints there ;)
  • Tomorrow night I’ve got a one shot coming out called Alone Together Summary: Sam just took off for Stanford and Dean, well Dean took off without another word. Little did he know, he was going to run into someone who would change the rest of his life. 
  • Tuesday: Preference: When They See You Without Makeup For the First Time
  • Wednesday: A Challenge Fic that is super fluffy!
  • Thursday: A Jensen x Reader one shot with a little bit of Rockstar!Jensen
  • Friday: Feedback depending, Part 15 of Summer Fling. 

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A/N: I’m sorry this took me so long to get up, but I wanted to write the epilogue at the same time to hopefully make people hate me a little less for taking this in a direction you probably didn’t want it to go in. I was going to post them as two separate parts, but this chapter is a little short so I ended up just putting the epilogue in at the end of it (which is also fairly short, actually). THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for reading. Right from the beginning I wanted to write a (mainly) realistic story and I hope I’ve managed to do that, even though it got more difficult to stick to my original vision with all the lovely feedback you left me. But this is where the story was always heading so I hope you enjoy it regardless.

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doctor-punkenstein  asked:

Yesterday I somehow broke my rule about not reading fanfictions and I read one of the whouffaldi fanfics you recommended... and realized I need more :) Could you please list your absolute favorites? thanks :D

Goddammit my tiny computer keeps closing Chrome because it doesn’t have enough memory. And then I have to repeat typing the entire list. Anyway, this ask was from ages ago, more than a year, but I need to answer some asks. I don’t get many, and not answering them might be why.

So these are some fic recs I can think of off of the top of my head!

(Complete unless marked otherwise. :)


Everest (ff.n) by @clearsightedeyes. A corporate AU. Two pretty fucked up main characters ride a downward emotional rollercoaster, comforting each other on the way down. Features emotionally heavy scenes, and a villain who I picture as a less classy Moriarty (probably not how he’s supposed to look). TW: murder/death, drugs, rape, suicide, but there’s nothing too graphic. (i.e. there isn’t graphic descriptions of these things, but it’s mentioned because it’s a part of a character.) Really well-planned and detailed plot, complex characters and god it’s great. There’s this, if you’ve read it and were looking for more Everest.

Untouchable (ff.n or ao3) by D Veleniet (where do I find you??? Where else can you be found??). Mostly canon, but an AU in some ways. Clara deals with Twelve’s aloofness after his regeneration, but it’s a sequel to this fic (ao3/ff.n). Explores the difference between love and lust, I guess. And there’s Twelve all Trying To Just Be Friends with Clara in there too.

Love Isn’t Complicated (ff.n) by @peterbaeafcapaldi. Set right after Last Christmas, and basically parents!whouffaldi, with other plot bits. It was just finished 22 hours ago! Has smut in the first chapter.

Banged Up (ff.n) by @clearsightedeyes. Prison AU. Ft. mysterious human!12 put in solitary for a long time with a mysterious backstory and military Clara who isn’t as used to (this shitty, underfunded, but sadly and probably realistic) prison as 12 is. Incomplete, but read it anyway.

Scent (ff.n) by SerpentineJ. Canon Twelve/Clara, gets more and more non-canon. The Doctor has a very acute sense of smell. Fluff.

What Lies Beneath (ff.n or ao3) by D Veleniet, which is a sequel to this fic (ao3/ff.n), which is set in series 8 canon between ItFotN and Dark Water. It’s rated T … then M halfway through … for reasons. There’s control, and power dynamics. Clara challenges the Doctor to a game of Never Have I Ever with wine, and it gets emotionally charged.

Bedtime Stories (ao3) by @dingdongsnogbox. One-shot. (For now ;D please write more of this :/ pls) The Doctor finds erotic fiction under Clara’s pillow. Probably not canon, but nice to write about. (write more!)

Tiny Twelve™ (ao3) by @resting-meme-face​. Obviously an AU.. but the Time Lords aren’t Time Lords they’re Star Wars figure-sized toys who sort of have their own TV show, but are sentient and also marketed as toys which is kind of messed up (and nobody realises) but yeah Clara’s Tiny Twelve (and other Tinys) are working to fix that. Please read this if you are having a bad day, or a good day.

postscript (ao3) by jontinf. Canon-ish fluff, oneshot. Squeeing. Etc. Too pure (and short) to spoil anything.

There’s a fic called The Devil Dances by @lucelafonde, a rockstar!12 AU, Clara’s his manager, but it’s been deleted from ao3. I have it downloaded as an .epub, but I’m not sure if I’m allowed to publish it? Can anyone advise? The blog is password protected, so I can’t ask.

Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens

Stage Lights Are Blaring (ao3) by @subcorax. Late Night AU!!!!! Alex is himself, but in the modern era (and gets a kitten). John just got a late night gig and becomes known as ‘the late night host who talks about how attractive Alexander Hamilton is’ a lot. It starts off as a joke. FLUFF OMG. Incomplete.

Sherlock/John (BBC)

Performance In A Leading Role (ff.n) by MadLori. AU in which Sherlock and John are actors, and actually unlike Benedict and Martin, I think. Decently fluffy.

Harry Potter

These are part of a series by @clearsightedeyes (ao3 series link here), and there could be more coming. 

Put Your Guns Away, It’s Tea Time Scorbus and Hinny. Albus takes Scorpius on their family camping trip.

Put Your Curse In Reverse Sequel to Put Your Guns Away, it’s Tea Time. Set in Hogwarts.

ofpoemsandprompts  asked:

Any prompts for a journalist meeting a snarky waiter? Thank you in advance, your blog is amazing

1) “I’d like to do a piece on your life,” the journalist said. “Get a sense of the real behind the scenes coffee shop AU.”
“I’d like a holiday to the Bahamas, but we’re both here instead. Did you want a croissant with the coffee because I’m afraid I’m all out of cute sass and unresolved sexual tension.”

2) “I know you saw something,” the journalist persisted. “I’m not looking to get anyone in trouble-.”
“-You’re not looking to get anyone in trouble, but you’re interrogating us in front of customers?”
The journalist pinked.

3) “How much do I have to pay you to ruin family dinner?”
“Well, that’s a request I haven’t had before. Thought I’d heard everything. Most people ruin family dinners just fine on their own.”

4) “No offense, but two years ago you were the biggest rockstar on the planet, why are you working here?”
“No offense, but are you going to order because table three wants more water and I think they might start screaming soon. What can I say, customer service is my life calling. I’m researching a new album. I got in trouble with the mafia. Take your pick, your kind normally do.”

5) They grabbed the waiter’s hand.
“Please.” They kept their voice low. “You have got to get me out of this date. I’ll do anything.”