@ PHANDOM MEMBERS: asking for a favor if you can!!
hello…so a few hours ago, dan tweeted about possibly making another top memes of 2016 video! now, back in september, i posted this meme:
…and you guys all seemed to find it funny, it got almost 8,000 notes, and dan liked it!! which i was quite proud of (even though it is a Terrible Sh*tpost but i’m not complaining).
Now, since Dan plans to make this video it would be pretty cool to see this in it…the only problem is I don’t have a twitter and i am not allowed to make one! so i’m asking you a quick favor. if you can, please tweet the muffin meme at dan!! since i know he has obviously already seen it on tumblr and found it funny, it would mean so much to me to actually see it in the video! thanks so much for your help!!
okay my fav thing right now is the pokemon go team leaders being in a poly relationship bc that is just so perfect and listen
-i know spark is suppose to be this meme lord and all but listen to me he will fucking mess you up if he saw you hurting a pokemon or one of his friends
- get wrecked bc no one can save you from his wrath
- candela is so hot like lord help me i am not straight
- she is not cool i repeat she is a nerd and weird and probably cries a lot
- candela acts really cool tho and her first impression makes girls very weak, super kick ass but when she gets in fights she always tries really hard not to burst into tears bc she in sensitive but she still kicks ass
- she just internally apologizes to the pokemon and kid she just totally fucking destroyed
- inside she’s just “shit shit i am such a terrible person i am crushing this kids dreams, im breaking they’re heart oh no” and then another voice that sounds like Blanche tries reasoning with her “pls chill no you are not, beside if it bothers you just let the kid win” this next part is out aloud “NEVER, VICTORY OR DEATH!!!!”
- candela definitely encourages spark’s crazy meme-loving behavior but she is just as bad
- she calls him sparky which is just my heart exploding
- blanche is just too much okay they are definitely non-binary and is too good looking
- both candela and spark are screwed
- they need to chill
- blanche is super collected but gets really weird at like 3am, is the one who asks the weird questions when candela and spark are trying to sleep
- “i just really like eevees okay, there are just so many possibilities, they can be anything, do anything, i want to be an eevee, they are just really soft and pretty and space is just so big, wait i think i saw, WAS THAT A SHOOTING STAR?!?!” Blanche practically falls out of bed pointing at the ceiling
- Spark jumps out the bed and and is looking around frantically screaming “WHERE? WHERE? I DONT SEE IT, DO YOU SEE IT? WAS IT REALLY A SHOOTING STAR” he asks shaking an angry candela
- “no. no it was not. Why? BECAUSE WE ARE INSIDE A HOUSE! GO TO SLEEP” you do not want to see a sleep deprived candela
- “i swear to god Spark if you encourage Blanche one more time I will fucking annihilate you” “what about Blanche, they’re the one doing all the talking” “Blanche’s hair is too nice, i can’t hurt them” “tru”
- “who even says annihilate these days???” “i do, fight me sparky”
- blanche listens to electro pop and is proud
- spark hates it “HELP!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!” blanche makes direct eye contact and turns the volume up to drown out the screams
- spark loves electric type pokemon and unfortunately they love him a little too much
- this kids gets his stupid ass electrocuted 5x a day and Blanche is just done
- on the plus side Spark uses all the static electricity to completely scare the shit out of candela, he just taps her on the shoulder and her hair just stands up on end
- its actually really cute
- Candela wears Spark’s clothes and she especially like Blanche’s weird long ass jacket
- she does that dramatic *swish* turn
- she definently does impressions of both of them, she’s kinda terrible at it
- every chance candela gets she’s screaming “TEAM VALOR” she tried getting it tattooed on her arm with a really badass looking charizard breathing fire but Blanche was not having any of it
- “I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PERMANENTLY ETCH ONTO YOUR SKIN AS LONG AS ITS NOT THAT MONSTROSITY” blanche shouts while pointing at a poorly drawn sketch that spark had made
- the feud lasts three days and spark is both scared and a little turned on
- in a moment of clarity candela decides to get a tattoo of something else bc what was she thinking????? that sketch is put up on the fridge bc spark is super proud of it
- candela has a tattoo now, maybe more than one
- blanche and spark are weak
- Spark sometimes braids Blanche’s hair
- Candela literally almost dies bc Blanche with a braid is too much
- candela is still cool i want everyone to know that but honestly she is a mess
- blanche most of the time is just lowkey roasting everyone like they’ll insult you in such a dead pan way and is basically savage
- spark my sweet boy is still meme trash and only communicates in the group chat with gifs that are really out of context
- blanche is a sucker for horoscopes and anything related to zodiacs
- “candela maybe you should stay inside today” blanche says worriedly “why?”candela asks and she sees spark peering over Blanche’s shoulder to read the screen “yeah it says you’re gonna die today” “wow again?” “yep” she walks out the front door anyways
- candela hogs the blankets
- spark microwaves things that dont belong in the microwave and no one is happy
- between a disapproving blanche and a scolded spark “why???” “the internet said this wouldn’t happen” “the internet is full of lies” spark emits a shocked and slightly offended gasp
- candela can make a solar powered microwave which they use until they buy a replacement
- spark is officially banned from the microwave, not the kitchen just the microwave
I’m going to be
blunt about this, before I go and make my coffee and continue with more memes.
If you want to reblog this─── I don’t mind. That’s up to you but I’m not very
happy with certain behaviours right now.
Let me be
blunt with this,
This blog will not,
nor will it ever, tolerate any kind of vagueblogging directed negatively at
anyone in this fandom.
It doesn’t matter
whether I know them, or whether I do not. It doesn’t matter if we’re enemies,
or the best of friends, THIS IS BULLYING. This is toxic, unhealthy behaviour
that situates someone in a position in which they are unable to defend
themselves. This is not okay ──── this will NOT be tolerated, by any means.
its own, can be something very hurtful. People neglect the facts of saying, IT
CAN PUSH PEOPLE TO HURT THEMSELVES. Let me say that for the people in the back,
a little louder,
VAGUEBLOGGING CAN PUSH PEOPLE TO HURT
Tumblr is a
communal site. What does that mean? It means that just like an out of school
hobby, there is an underlying responsibility to take care of eachother. Does
that mean you have to twist and turn in every direction to babysit someone you
don’t even know? No, but it does mean you need to AT LEAST, be aware of
possibly concerning content you post and it’s affect on others.
Again, I’m going
to be blunt ──── if you have no intentions of at least TRYING to censor your
content, be it through tags, or readmores, or just not posting it at all, I
have no time for you. I don’t care how much we’ve talked, how nice I’ve been, I
do NOT care───
NEVER tolerate someone attacking another person.
I will NEVER
tolerate someone HARASSING another person.
NEVER tolerate someone thinking it is in THEIR RIGHT to PUT DOWN someone in ANY
I will not
tolerate bullying here, and that is absolute.
[Discord is down so I will have to post my horrible thoughts here. I’m on mobile hence the terrible formatting.
Reasons to date me:
1. I am told I am soft.
2. Imagine how attractive you look next to me. Even more attractive than usual!
3. Will send countless memes to you.
4. Speaks four languages!
5. Will talk about video games forever.
6. Will love you unconditionally. No matter what.
7. I’m cool with whatever. We can go out or stay in.
8. Used to nothing so literally any act of kindness will baffle me.
9. Knows a lot about history.
10. I cry all the time, not just occasionally.]
➐ Are there any people you’ve been to afraid of approaching?
Munday meme I’m too lazy to fetch || Not Accepting
Yeah lmao plenty, I still am really shy and feel this way constantly. Some worth noting tho are probably @bestiascuro and @roseate-ruruka, I remember telling them how awkward and shy I felt when I began talking to them! What can I say, they are really cool… It’s funny also, but when I met @neverendingrayofhope way long ago, I was super shy as well, and was intimidated by how amazing they were. And that’s like, 6 years ago now I think.
If anybody thinks I’m actually cool I’d like you all to know its almost 1 am and I was thinking about History of Japan and I was thinking of “Boats. With guns. Gunboats.” But my dyslexic brain scrambled it to “Goats. With buns.” And now I can’t stop laughing.