can i marry u all pls

anonymous asked:

omg wait bambam pulled the jealous face over yugyeom and jungkook? I NEED TO SEE THIS 😂

so i assume you’re talking about this reblog and my tags.

get ready anon, i know you’ve just asked a question that i could answer simply with a link to what i was talking about (which is here, (x) ), but sadly i don’t have that much self control and this whole interaction is something i think about a lot.

okay so this whole ordeal starts when yugbam walk on stage with the rest of the 97liners and yugyeom goes to greet jungkook. bambam is not having that. 

as you can see above ^ bambam is trying to stop whatever interaction that yugyeom and jungkook are having. no in front of his eyes is he gonna watch some punk snatch up his man right in front him. you bet his ass he’s gonna shove his way through and get in between whatever they think they’re doing. 

here we have bambam ready to fight jungkook’s ass right there on the stage, all while jungkook and yugyeom stare lovingly into each others eyes. 

bambam then tries to tell yugyeom that if he so much as glances jungcock’s way again he’s gonna bite his dick off. jungkook doesn’t give two shits about yugbam and continues to side-eye yugyeom while bambam’s back is turned. 

bambam tries to stake his claim with a totally not possessive and very casual arm around the shoulder, which apparently jungkook decides to ignore because he looks seconds away from pushing bambam off the stage a declaring his undying love for his mushroom haired twin.

the plot thickens when bambam thinks his threats of bodily harm have worked but yugyeom hadn’t even been listening because he was lost in jungkook’s eyes the entire time.

and the whole thing ends with bambam telling yugyeom they’re getting a divorce the second this song is over and he can go ahead and marry jungle book and join behind the scenes for all he cares. 


this is all 100% fact i promise i didn’t make any of this up. im really sorry to whoever asked this question, i know this isn’t probably what u wanted but like i said, no self control. 

Hamilton act 1- all you need to know about  the songs basically

alexander hamilton: the one everyone knows, also bastard isn’t said in the context that you’d think ( but it still kinda is since alex was a fucking bastard)

aaron burr sir: TELL THE KING CASSE TOI WHOS THE BEST C’EST MOI

my shot: if somehow you didn’t catch ‘’im not throwing away my shot’’ part dont worry they’ll repeat it. a lot.

the story of tonight: yo my dudebros we’ll tell our kidz about how tonight we started muthafuckin revolutionnn ayeee

the schuyler sisters: WORK …… and peggy

farmer refuted: DONT SKIP THIS SONG ffs its like the most iconic diss track ever

you’ll be back: for some reason this will probably be the first song that you’ll listen to after listening to the whole soundtrack ( probably bc jonathan groff has a voice of an angel and its catchy af)

right hand man: BOOM GOES THE CANNON WATCH THE BLOOD AND THE SHITSPRAY

winters ball: yo my dudebros let sing  about the l   a    d   i   e   s

helpless: and then he shakes your hand and says be true……. LOL THE FORESHADOWING

satisfied:one of my 4 fave songs in this musical.

story of tonight reprise: if alexander can get married theres hope for our ass after all+ raise a glass to freedom… something you’ll never see again

wait for it: the other fave and one of my all time favorite songs ever

stay alive. YOU TALKED SHIT ABOUT MY DAD ( i mean general oops) STEP THE FUCK UP BITCHHH

ten duel commandments: its literally ten duel commandments lol idk what u were expecting

meet me inside: ‘’ dont call me son’’ honestly all i can think about is you’re not my dad vine 

that would be enough: alexander pls calm ur tits im pregnant 

guns and ships:  knowing all the words of this song but not being able to actually rap them is an agony

history has its eyes on you: a really deep, meaningful song i cant even try making a semi-funny comment

yorktown: WHEN YOU KNOCK ME DOWN I GET THE FUCK BACK UP AGAIN ( also put this on while exercising u will feel like you are going to battle 100% guaranteed)

what comes next: a w e s o m e      W   O   W

dear theodosia: again such a beautiful song but also u can kind of look at it as alex trying to one up burr in ‘’ who loves his kid more’’ if u really wanna 

non-stop- one of the best songs in the musical, sort of a mess but like good ‘bohemian rhapsody’ type of mess ( also THE OTHER 51)

howdy it’s tob here and uh i haven’t done blog rates in 84 years so i thought i’d do them again!!

how to get one

• mbf me

• reblob this post

• send me an ask w a song / album rec!

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url: [not my thing!] [nice!!] [oh wow.. i love..] [my dude.. my guy.. can you hand it over..]

icon: [whom] [cute!!] [true beauty..] [can i marry it]

(mobile) theme: [not my thing !!] [:0 cute!] [teach me pls] [are you some kinda god or somethin pls teach me]

am i following? [nah fam but ilu] [im an idiot to not have been following you before?] [yes ilu] [i would give away my cats 4 u]

song: [couldnt listen all the way though] [wouldn’t listen to again but still gud] [i love?] [this song cleared my skin? wth?]

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just a psa: i don’t want to offend anyone with these rates!! it’s just my opinion!! and please don’t send asks asking me to answer yours quicker, this could take me a while depending on how many i get!

Husband!Seokmin

Requested by anon: Can you do a married!au with Seokmin where he asks you to dance with him after a long day? Like super romantic and stuff? Thank you! 

AAAAAA HERE IT IS MY LIL BBY!!! I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE REQUESTED THIS IM 100% CONVINCED YOU WERE PERSONALLY OUT TO GET ME!!!! JUST LIKE FOR WONWOO, I CANT CONTAIN MY FEELS FOR SEOKMIN EITHER LJSFDLJ THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DOUBLE BIAS AAA also im sorry its been sO long since i did a request!! HAPPY READING MY CHILDREN!!!! <3333

warnings: super romantic, super cheesy, super fLUFF THAT I ACTUALLY HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WRITING BC IT WAS SUPER SWEET!!!!

  • CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE THIS CONCEPT
  • MY SUNSHINE, A HUSBAND
  • I CAN TBEL IE V E
  • I LUV SEOKMIN SO MUCH AND IM SAD HES SO OVERLOOKED :((((
  • i hope yall enjoy this piece as much as i loved writing it <33333333
  • The sizzling of the stove and soft BTOB melodies crackled from your speakers, the only sounds that drifted from the kitchen
  • You were humming along to the harmonies, the cute pastel pink apron Seokmin bought for you last month wrapped securely around your waist as you twirled with a spatula in one hand but u didnt twirl that much ok pls dont burn the house down
  • You were about to reach the peak of the song when the familiar bell rang
  • You glanced at the clock and smiled to yourself
  • “7, just as expected”
  • You quickly wiped your hands on a nearby towel and scurried off to the front door
  • “Welcome home, honey!!!” you chirped
  • He had a slightly worn out smile but the second he laid eyes on you, his eyes lit up and the tired grin became the embodiment of the sun and blinded you lmao i luv death!!!

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Taehyung Scenario: Against All Odds.

Request:  can u make an angst scenario with taehyung where u guys are forced to get married u really love him but he hate u and have a girlfriend, and his girlfriend really evil like she slap herself and said it was u who slap her fluff ending pls i❤ur blog

Genre: Romance / Drama


Waiting in the cold room with your hands intertwined over your lap, you released a tired, anxious sigh.  The series of events that caused your current situation were already accepted by you since a long time now, it was just the absence of the person you were waiting for what was making you feel so nervous.

Whenever Taehyung came to your mind you wondered what made him change so much towards you, the bright giggly boy who sneaked into your play room whenever his parents where meeting with yours and played silly pranks on you only to soothe you after and tell you that you looked best when smiling wasn’t there anymore. You understood people changed over the years, but Taehyung truly evolved into something you almost couldn’t recognize. He became careless, cold, cocky, not minding anyone else and not even the commitment your parents had settled for both of you.

You knew about the things he did, his rebellion, the women he saw and it wasn’t like you were really in a relationship, you never were and you couldn’t blame him, you had also made a life apart from him but it was about time that ended, both of you knew there wasn’t really escaping from it.

There was a knock on your office’s door and you told whoever it was to come in, only to be surprised when Taehyung came into view. He smirked, taking off his leather jacket that had a few droplets from the light rain outside.

–You look as if you just saw a ghost Y/N– Taehyung shook his hair a little, your eyes were always captivated by the rich brown of it and then he smirked, walking closer to you. –Weren’t you expecting me? –

You stood up, trying not to let his presence affect you but it was really hard, you’d always had a weakness for Taehyung, you liked him maybe more than you should and you always wondered if he ever cared to notice.

–Not really, actually– you shrugged nonchalantly and calmed your racing mind and heart. –But thanks for coming, we need to talk–

–Talk, yeah right…– Taehyung laughed wryly while you walked to the desk at your right. –Everything has been talked already Y/N, there’s nothing on us in this subject who are you trying to fool?–

He couldn’t help but practically spit the words, you knew he wasn’t happy with the arrangement your parents had settled, you just liked to ignore that, but every time Taehyung spoke as if marrying you was the most repulsive thing ever you couldn’t help but feel your heart sink down to your feet.

–Look, I need you to drop your attitude for a moment so we can get things clear– you snapped, and instantly took a deep breath to control yourself. –Please–

He looked at you with a bigger smirk this time and sat at the corner of the desk, invading your space and you refused to back off from him. –I’ve been told that attitude, how you call it, can turn girls on–

You weren’t sure about that though, but that smirk did really do funny things to you. You smiled and shook your head. –Taehyung, we aren’t little kids so stop playing around, you know why we are here–

–To talk about our marriage – he answered with a serious tone this time, holding your gaze and you nodded softly under the weight of his eyes on you.

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anonymous asked:

say smth nice abt your fav mutuals make the happy happen

omg I feel like all my mutuals are my fave tho, this post is gonna go on forever~~ okay, lets go off the top of my head (but it got long so I had to add read more lmao):

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Now they’re edgy quotes (bc I say so)

‘‘hold on @edgelord’’

‘‘YO NOVI JOIN THE MACKEREL TRAIN’’

‘‘Wait that was for the fish not Novi’’

‘‘theres strange noises outside and idk if these are fireworks or someone digging a hole to hide a body
probably the second’’

‘‘someone change the channel name to meme squad
@the high council pls’’

‘‘Where can I buy a golden hoe’’

‘‘Do u want me to expose u?
Is that u new kink’’

‘‘Avril Lavigne comes out of a dusty ol portal from 2008 to rape my ears with outdated Teen Angst Culture™’’

‘‘(I run the anus)’’

‘‘I already caused an apocalypse today I’m gonna go read’’

-OMFG MY BABIES
+Gay
-Gaybies

‘‘nyooooooom™’’

‘‘fucking giraffe legged bastard’’

‘‘Y’all are so young
But so not innocent’’

‘‘As I was getting into the bus I yelled out ‘‘I’m the massive fucking lesbian who will stab a ho’’’’

‘‘im gonna marry u all so u can’t die’’

‘‘OMG I SHOULD ADD PINEAPPLE TO MY NAME’’

‘‘THE SPAIN™’’

‘‘im so y e l l o w’’

‘‘tini handu’’

-ITS THE SPAINS™ FAULT OK
+ITS MY ANCESTORS™ FAULT

‘‘Pale enough to be painful to look at in the sun?’’

‘‘MORE NYOOOOOOOM’’

-I dont even know what IM doing with my life at this point
+iiyo
-iiyo

‘‘the poor bastard just cant win at mario kart’’

‘‘IM BETWEEN SAYING THAT IM NEVER DEAD OF THAT IM DEAD INSIDE’’

‘‘THE KID KEEPS ATTACKING MY SLIPPERS’’

-I’m the devil
-That’s why
+Father?
+Is that you?

-RELATABLE
+YOURE PART OF THE PROBLEM
-BUT STILL

‘‘LOVE DOESN’T STOP MY PERIOD’’

‘‘im sweatin like a whore in church’’

‘‘U say that and then ignore me for 3 months straigh (which we are not)’’

‘‘SAD BURRITO EATING’’

‘‘Jesus is into vore confirmed’’

-Don’t leave The Spain™
+The Spain™ didn’t Mexico alone
-
U GOT ME THERE

‘‘*im wandering around Walmart in a pain daze’’

-i feel like Christoper Columbus
+Explore the mart brave senpai

‘‘Gasp can my name be the edgiest red’’

‘‘I’d like to bee edge master 666
The bridghtest
Edgiest
Red’’

‘‘One does not simply ask what’s happening here’’

‘‘I’m Eve the bibble burner’’

‘‘k
*potasium’’

‘‘I read that as Actual Satan Snek™’’


@makkakill  @stammi-ravioli  @ask-ice-family  @hatelikingbatman  @nocturnal-narcissus  @caffeinebeancrock  @space-asylum  @plushy-minami  @ask-ageswap-viktor  @15h1pk4r3z1  @prongs-chan  @ask-a-skater-fan  

Ok but like who wants to talk about Vicki Vantoch with me????

I love Vicki so much.
We only get to hear bits of information about her and if we’re lucky we get to see little snippets of her when Mr. Vantoch is doing something that involves the rest of the Vantoch clan, but everything we do see is always so great??? She’s so sweet and so funny and so beautiful and you can tell she’s behind a lot of the incredible ideas and schemes Misha pulls on us.
Like I was reading the GishiLeaks site and if you’ve read her writing or heard her speaking you can kind of tell a lot, if not all, are written with her distinct tone???

She’s honestly just so great.
If she wasn’t married to that illogical egg man I would want to marry her in his place tbh.

anonymous asked:

can u pls list all of the gender neutral partner terms u know?

Ren says:

  • date
  • datefriend
  • datemate
  • lover
  • partner
  • paramour
  • bothfriend
  • genderfriend
  • sweetie / sweetheart
  • [name]friend
  • cuddle buddy / cuddlefriend
  • personfriend
  • nbfriend / enbyfriend
  • significant other / S.O.
  • other half / better half
  • steady (from ‘going steady’)
  • perma (short for 'permanent’)
  • soulmate
  • loveperson
  • consort
  • epox (from the French epoux)
  • companion
  • inamorate (gender neutral version of inamorata / inamorato)
  • infatuate (pronounced in-fat-choo-at)
  • imzadi (from Star Trek)
  • spouse (might be strange if you are not actually married, but *shrugs*)
  • alter ego (this is what I call my partner, although we aren’t in a romantic relationship)
  • smooch / smoochfriend
  • person of interest
  • beloved
  • partner in crime
  • snuggle colleague
  • carebear
  • the one I love
  • one and only
  • rave
  • lovebird
  • my love / my darling / my honey / my sugar / my treasure (all those schmoopy terms)
  • schmoop
  • dearest
  • flame
  • ball and chain (heh)
  • life partner
  • truelove / true love
  • valentine
  • helpmate / helpmeet
  • rib (comes from Adam and Eve)
  • main squeeze
  • my intended
  • special someone
  • plus-one
  • my euphemism (heh heh)
  • boo
  • bb
  • bun
  • beau
  • swain (technically this was historically used to be a “male lover of a woman” but who knows about that anyway, except for Merriam Webster?)
  • POSSLQ (in the 1970s, the US Census Bureau made this to stand for “Persons of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters” but we can make it stand for “Persons of Other Substance Sharing Life Quality” or something equally as excellent! Pronounced poss-ell-cue.)

If I’m forgetting any or you’ve made some up, reblog this and add 'em! (Note: I’ve tried to stick to terms that asexual and/or aromantic folks might feel comfy using for their partners, too, hence why there are not many terms like “bum chum”, which makes me chuckle, but ultimately fails to describe many of our relationships!)

One Last Night

// In which, Justin doesn’t think it’s too late to fix their problems but, Y/N thinks otherwise //

Prompt:
Can you pls do a long imagine where you catch jay cheating on you while youre married, so you try to pack your things and leave him and you also tell him that you want a divorce but desperately tries to make you stay?

Based off of Bittersweet Poetry by Kanye West.

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I packed the last my clothes into in one of the many large boxes that sat on the floor of my room. I was able to pack u most of my things in day. I mindlessly packed all day yesterday with my intentions in mind. I couldn’t do this anymore. I couldn’t continue to say in a house with a man who I no linger loved. It hurt packing up the stuff that made up so many of Justin and I’s memories but, I had to let it go. Justin didn’t know, but tomorrow I planned on leaving him. I shook away my tears and pushed all the pack boxes into my closet before going down stairs.

“Good morning, babe,” Justin greeted me. He stood in the kitchen shirtless as he prepared an elaborate breakfast for us. The smile on his face made me so mad that, I merely pushed passed him to grab a bottle of water out the fridge. Today, I wasn’t having Justin’s shit and after tomorrow, I wouldn’t have to deal with him ever again.

“Look, babe. I’m sorry,” Justin apologized for the millionth time, as he fixed a plate for both of us. No amount of apologizing could override how much Justin has and continues to hurt me. Last week, we got into it again and it still makes my heart ache.

“Please, I know you don’t love me anymore,” I rolled my eyes as I sipped, at a ten thousand dollar bottle of wine I popped oven to drink by myself. Justin stood over me angrily and I watched Housewives if Atlanta reruns.

“And I know you only stick around for the money,” Justin sneered before snatching the wine bottle out of my hand and cutting off the tv.

“Justin, do not confuse me with your mother. Just because she only fools with you when she needs money, doesn’t mean I do the same. Although, it would be quite tempting to get the little money you have left and leave you in the dust,” I laughed before standing up and reaching for the wine that he swiftly held over over his head.

“Don’t talk about my mother, bitch. And how the hell would you con money out of me? With the non existent child support I pay? Bitch, you can’t even have my kids, you’re lucky I bother keeping you around,” Justin yelled at me. His face turned red and his jaw clenched as he waited for my response.

“Fuck you,” I spat at him. This is just like him to blame me for something I have no control over.

“I haven’t done that in months, and even if I did, you still wouldn’t get pregnant,” he laughed before taking a sip of my wine.

“Give me my drink back.”

“Have you ever thought that maybe, you can’t have kids because you all you fucking do sit around in this house all day and drink like a fucking alcoholic?”

“I have to drink to even look at you. But even when I am drunk, you still disgust me.” I shoved him back into the wall.

“Don’t fucking touch me,” Justin snarled back.

“Or what? What will you do? Hit me? Go ahead and hit me. Go ahead and try me, see how fast your ass will be in jail,” I challenged him.

“I hate you so much,” Justin pushed me back and grabbed his car keys.

“Yeah go ahead and run off like the little bitch you are. Go off and fuck one of your whores,” I yelled after him.

“I fucking will,” Justin slammed the door shut behind him. The power of his force shook the whole room and the glass door shattered. The breaking of the door mimicked the breaking of my heart as I collapsed on the floor in a puddle of my tear.

It’s been a week since then.

It’s been a week yet, I still haven’t gotten over the words we exchanged. I thought I would love Justin forever but now, I barely even knew who he was. When we first go married, our life was any couples’ dream. We had so much in the beginning but it withered away as our problems began to close in on us. Justin’s flopping career and my lack of childbirth were the roots of most of our problems. To cope with our hardships, Justin no longer stayed faithful to me and the only thing I ever cared about was whatever drink that occupied my hand.

Three days after the argument, Justin no longer stayed out late. He came home to me that night and told me that cut off all the girls that he fooled around with. He said that he only wanted me and that nothing else mattered. He wanted us to work through this but I on the other hand, I was done. I couldn’t count the amount of times we’ve been in the toxic circle of hurt. I was tired of it.

“Babe, I planned a whole date for us. I want to spoil you, today,” Justin informed between the bites of his pancakes. I nodded in acknowledgement I was a lot easier to got with the flow for one more day than to disagree with him. Justin smiled happily at me as though I was excited for what was to come when, the only thing I could think about was the stack of papers I already signed.

After breakfast, Justin had his driver escort me around town to the many luxurious appointments Justin booked for me today. After my massage, I got my nails done then, even had time to get my hair done before going home. Laid on the bed of my bedroom was a gorgeous Yves Saint Laurent dress and a new pair of shoes. I slipped into the dress and tapped away on my phone until, I heard Justin knock on my door an hour later.

“Y/N, can I come in?” Justin asked. I granted him access as I slipped my shoes on. I looked up to see Justin wearing an all black suit and looking at me as if there was still something between us. “You so beautiful,” Justin complimented before nervously kissing my cheek. I mumbled out a  thank you and walked out of my room with him trailing on my tracks. I opened the newly fixed front door but didn’t see Justin’s driver parked out front.

“Actually, I set up the date here,” Justin put his hand on my lower back and led me outside where the canopy was draping in twinkling fairy lights and a servant awaited us. We walked to the table and Justin pulled my seat out romantically before sitting down himself.

“Babe, I know you’re under a lot of stress and that I’m the reason for most of it so, I just wanted to plan something nice for you. I love you more than anything and I’m begging you to give me a chance to show you what you mean to me,” Justin said sincerely, grasping my hand. For the first time in days I smiled. It was a tiny smile but, it still counted. If Justin wanted to do all of this for me, without me asking, he must really mean what he said this time. I owe this one last day to give him one more chance.

For the first time in months, I found myself enjoying Justin’s company. We laughed and joked and retold old stories as we ate all of my favorite dishes, course by course. For the the first time in forever, I felt our old spark again. Even though we’ve changed so much over the years, Justin convinced me we were still the same couple that fell in love and, fought for our love when we felt the world was against us.

After dinner we moved to the set of lounge chairs and Justin serenaded me with a new song. It meant so much to me because not only had Justin not produced any music in years but he’s never shown me something so raw before. His voice cracked multiple times during the song as he perfectly described our relationship through melodic lyrics. Bit by bit, I found myself softening up to him. This night felt so perfect and different before that, I felt as through we could actually get past our troubles.

“God, I love you. I feel like I’m falling in love with you all over again,” Justin confessed after he finished the song. The only thing I could think to do in response was kiss him so, I did. Over and over again. I finally felt the burning passion again as our movements got rough. Eventually, Justin wrapped my legs against him and carried me inside without breaking the kiss. Just as Justin threw me onto the bed of our old bedroom, the ringing of a phone interrupted us.

I watched as Justin gulped while reading the the contact name.

“Who is it?” I asked. The phone kept ringing but he didn’t pick it up or answer my question. My eyes blurred in tears once, I gently took the phone out of his hand and saw who it was. I stared him in the eyes as the ringing stopped but a moment later, she left a voicemail.

“Justin, baby? I know it’s only been a few days without you but I miss you so much. Please leave her like you promised me you would. I can’t do this without you. I’m sorry for everything and I know what you love her but, there’s no way that you don’t feel anything with me anymore. Justin, you mean so much to me. I just can’t let you end us the way that you did. Please call me back, Justin,” Selena’s cracking voice radiated through the speaker.

“I though that when you were coming home late every night you were hooking up with random girls at the club,” I said numbly.

“Y/N,” Justin reached for my hand but, I pulled away before he could touch.

“Let me finish, Justin,” I said, sternly before continuing on. “I thought all of the girls you hooked up with meant nothing to you which is why I didn’t trip as hard as I am now. Infidelity with random whores is bad enough but, for you to be hooking up with your ex girlfriend behind my back? That’s the ultimate betrayal. I’m done with this and I’m done with you. I left the divorce paterson my desk. Sign them and sent them back to my lawyer,” I instructed him as I readjusted my dress and walked past him.

“Y/n, please,” He grabbed my wrist while I was still within his reach. I looked back at him to see tears overflowing from him big hazel eyes.

“Please what, Justin? There’s nothing left for me here. I gave you my everything and opened up to you more than I ever have with anyone. I gave you my heart and all you did was crush it over and over again. I was giving you one last chance but, this is the final straw,” I tried to shake him off of me.

“I promise you she doesn’t mean anything to me anymore. There’s a reason I cut it off with her. I love you and I only want to be with you. Fooling around with Selena-”

“Don’t say her fucking name,” my voice shook.

“Being with her only reminded me of why I love you, why I want you. When we were having issues, I’d run back to her and it would remind me of why me and her could never work. She’s a good fuck but, she can’t compare to you on any scale. I love you and I won’t be able to live without your love. Please don’t leave me, Y/N. I love you and I can’t do any of this without you. Please,” Justin croaked as he was now on his knees crying to my fabric covered thighs.

“Justin, get off of me,” I tried to free myself from his embrace.

“No I cant let you go. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t,” his whole body shook as he cried against, seeking for nonexistent forgiveness.

“It’s not up for you to decide anymore, baby boy,” I ran my fingers through his hair one last time before, I kiss the top of his head. “It’s over, Justin. Its over,” Justin became weak against me allowing me to walk out of his house and his life.

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y'all got me in my feelings now. i’m taking requests - drea💛

husband!joshua

my baby :^) my sunshine :^) my gentleman :^) jisoo has been on my mind lately… … ..ok im so unloyal like i stan everyone in svt i dont even have a bias cAN SOMEONE HELP ME FIGURE THIS OUT IM FRUSTRATED:

  • he’s so dad material he’s going to be a great dad
  • take care of the kids very well like he’s the dream dad ok
  • ok but even tho jisoo may seem calm and chill… .. …he is full of surprises
  • he’s so aggressive about anime
  • still gets excited about the hamster you guys bought long ago
  • okhow many kids does jisoo want to have….. .. ..since he’s an only child i feel like he knows how boring it is bc im also an only child even tho being an only child has its own advantages
  • so i feel like he would want to have many kids and since theres gonna be a lot fricky frackle time going on…… ..he’s down for it
  • i dont think he is innocent… . .. ..i mean this boy is full of surprises remember when a fan ask him for good song and he recommended ray j - sexy can i dont trust this kid
  • so yeah…his favorite place to make out with u is probably on the kitchen counter bed what r u expecting he’s a gentleman
  • JK he lowkey think its hot to make out on the kitchen counter @ JISOO I KNOW UR SECRETS DUDE
  • ok im actually afraid that he might be reading this rn wtf
  • he’s’ gonna try cooking for u bc he thought its cute and romantic but it only results him almost burning the whole house
  • “remind me to never cook again”
  • him serenading you 24/7
  • singing you to sleep =w=
  • i feel like he would just wake up in the middle of the night seeing you still working on a school project that is due in 3 days  and he’s just gonna be like
  • “hey lets take a walk”
  • “at 2 in the morning????”
  • “yes gacha” and just like that he takes ur hand in his
  • and you have no choice??? but like youve never seen this side of jisoo and like waaaAaAaaAAaaah you’re gonna have so much fun that night
  • ok lets get to the point where you tell him taht youre pregnant with his kid HE’S PROBABLY GONNA CRY LOL MY BABY
  • “OMG IS THIS FOR REAL THERES A LIVING HUMAN INSIDE OF U”
  • “omg ur stupid, ofc!!!! and its ur kid”
  • talking to ur tummy abt all the things he’s gonna do with him/her when they’re born!!
  • LIKE I SAID HE GON BE A GREAT DAD JOSH HAVE MY CHILD PLS
  • he loves to kiss ur nose and it only made u blush bc he did it randomly
  • and he really loves to hug u from behind =w=
  • and nuzzle his face in your neck!!!!! while mumbling something sweet!!!!
  • and about kids… .. …
  • he’s gonna look at his first kid like “oh my god THIS is our kid our first kid!!!!! i think it has my eyes and ur nose and my lips and ur ear an d oh my goD!!!!! LOOK IT SUDDENLY HOLDS MY FINGER”
  • he’s gonna drive the kids to school when he doesnt have any schedule
  • and play them some song before they sleep or just basically any time
  • “appa!!! can u teach me how to play that!!!”
  • “yes!!! yes!!! teach me too!!!”
  • “AND ME TOO”
  • and he’s just gonna be so exicted about it that he bought little guitars for all of them cUtE
  • youre gonna miss him when he’s away along with the kids so youd constantly video call and he would send many selfies and pictures of a toy store or anything tbh
  • im sure theres gonna be a super cute family selfies
  • and josh is basically a little hamster who loves you to death like “what the hell am i gonna do without you?” yes its cheesy but like its the truth he’s gonna be a mess probably
  • “WOW WE’RE ACTUALLY MARRIED this is crazy”
  • “ok jisoo that was like 3 years aGO GET OVER IT”
  • “I CANT OK YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL THAT DAY HOW CAN I JUST GET OVER IT NO and its been 3 years.. .. ..i thought that was like a month ago”
  • yeah so u should be prepared of this boy bc he is full of surprises and im sure he is?????? i mean if u happen to marry him and he is not like all these things above feel free to contact me u never know riight

im just hoping jisoo is not reading any of this ok good for more husband!au click here

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JOSHUA from SEVENTEEN as Your Husband {Requested}

“Sorry I know you have lots of requests rn but i can’t help but ask if you can do a “ what it will be like married to Joshua from seventeen” pls don’t do this if you are to busy. Thx u :)”

Here you go @ramenhead8! :)

Originally posted by hongjiswoon

Being Married to This Gentleman would Include:

- Late night convos over bowls of popcorn
- Matching pajamas
- Coffee in the mornings
- Back hugs
- Him holding your hand when you cross the street
-Whispering “I love you” in you ear when you’re asleep
- Smiling at you just because
- Him staying home and taking care of you when you’re sick
- Painting your walls but getting the paint all over yourselves
- People watching at the mall
- Adventure weekends where you explore the city
- Tender kisses
- Him wiping your eyes whenever you cry
- Cuddling under blankets
- Rubbing your feet when they ache
- Breakfast in bed
- Him hating whenever he had to travel without you
- Listening to your hopes and dreams

Originally posted by naega-geurae

- Leaving you silly messages on your voicemail 
- Writing songs about you
- Roses every week
- Deep hugs
- Holding you while you sleep in his arms
- Riding bikes together through the park
- Cooking dinner together every night
- Wanting your future daughter to be as beautiful as you
- Embracing all of your quirkiness
- Having to wear turtle necks because of accidental hickies
- Killing bugs for you when you’re scared
- Competitions to see who can give the last kisses
- Would take showers with you “to save money”
- His friends would get annoyed because he talked about you all the time.

Being married to Joshua would be fabulous. He is such a caring, sweet soul with a keen funny bone. There would never be a dull day in your home.

anonymous asked:

can u pls explain why that post is bad?? im not trying to be rude i just don't understand

because there is literally no reason for those fucking terms to exist. no reason. at all.

what, lithoromantics, is the government telling you you can’t get married? is it telling you that you can’t fucking adopt kids? are bullies beating you to death because you’re attracted to people sometimes but not all the times unless the angle of the sun is just correct and it’s the third of march and the flowers are in bloom? 

I think that post is trash because all those damn flags, all those damn terms, they’re a mockery and a travesty and just outright ignorant. 

You do NOT need a special term for every goddamn preference you might have when it comes to sexual and romantic relationships.

people should only use the fucking umbrella terms to get the fucking POINT across. 

If a guy is into you, then he needs to know, are you interested in a romantic relationship, are you interested in me? 

and guess how he knows? are  you hetero? no, you’re an aromantic asexual? ok, that’s cool. fine. 

Say you’re aromantic. you don’t need to say that you experience romantic attraction but don’t want a romantic relationship. 

why the fuck would you even feel the need to clarify that? 

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Can you do with with Dongwoo & L, pls ? (post/91187758395/what-would-life-with-your-husband-sunggyu-woohyun-hoya)

Question:What would life with your husband Sunggyu/Woohyun/Hoya be? (please give all the details you can like: where would you live, how many kids u would have, how often would you have sex (HEEHhe xD), what would he do in the house, would he work a lot, etc.)

Another anon asked for Sungyeol as well, and I will add in Sungjong since he’ll be the only one left!

It’ll be long, so you’ll have to click to read it.

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AHAHAHA SO MUCH UNWANTED FEELS FOR THIS EPISODE UGH I DIDNT WANT TO WATCH KNB BECAUSE I’LL GET SO DISTRACTED AND IM JUST LIKE EXAMS WEEK AHAHA WHO CARES

GOING ON

IM SORRY BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF MARRIED COUPLE FEELS.

because you didn’t invite me over sooner //cough

LOOK AT HOW FLUSTERED KAGAMI GETS WHEN KUROKO BBY SAYS THAT IT’S JUST LIKE LIKE A LOVER’S QUARREL AWAWAW

LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS IM SO DONE DSHNDGK

is that…

ADGSFHD KAGAMI IS BLUSHING IT’S HARD TO SEE BUT HE IS SFHBDGJHFG AUGH THEY ARE SO MARRIED I’LL FIGHT YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE FDHNDGHF //CLAWS SCREEN

I SWEAR THE PRODUCERS SHIP THEM I MEAN MUCH TOUCH VERY FEEL

now cpr pls

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FIRST OF ALL

HOW (//CRIES BLOOD AND SCREAMS)

DARE (CAN U NOT I LIKE HAPPY TEIKO BUT FDGJDGJ)

YOU (KILL ME)

AOKURO SHIP I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO SPARE MY HEART FOR AT LEAST AN EPISODE REALLY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THE DO REALLY //CLUTCHES CHEST AND COUGHS BLOOD

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kurokobby therapy

hELP

awfjhgjf

fhdfjgj BABU LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS

i love how the animation team changes the opening sequence for each important match look at this babu like wowoowonfgh

bonus:

this pose is really suggestive im just YEE leave it to your imagination

kurokobby please wake up if you care for your chastity