can i marry this show please

victor and yuuri are NOT on the same page

a few more thoughts before i pass the fuck out

in victor’s mind, they’re engaged.  they’re going to get married.  there is literally nothing more he can do to show his love to yuuri.  nothing more he feels he has to do.  he is secure in their relationship.  he assumes the same for yuuri.  when he says “we’ll get married after you win the gold” he (obviously) doesn’t literally mean that yuuri winning the gold is a condition to their marriage, he means it as a lighthearted, motivational joke of sorts.  

look at his face when he says it.  

“ne, yuuri?? ;D” 

he doesn’t realize he’s just unintentionally reinforced the conditionality of his love for yuuri’s anxiety.  

he’s kind of an oblivious ditz where the impact of his words and deeper emotional shit come in, as has been very well established at this point.  

so of course now, at the grand prix final, after having essentially told yuuri the night before that the ring on his finger symbolizes their eternal bond, he is perfectly content with paying more attention to the event than to yuuri.  

he’s off in his own lil world (again).  he literally cannot fathom that yuuri would feel insecure in their relationship at this point, and for the most part, reasonably so– he pretty much just proposed the night before.  so he’s thinking about his future and his friends and shit now that he has found the missing part of his life he was looking for: life & love with yuuri. and now he’s symbolically eternalized that bond.  

so of course, the future and friends and competing are good and healthy things to be thinking about, yknow, not fixating on one person and one person only– when it is not at the expense of your boyfriends BLATANT ANXIETY THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF U. 


STOP BEING A BAD BOYFRIEND VICTOR.  LOOK AT THE MAN IN FRONT OF U.  LOOK AT HIM.  HAVE U EVEN TOLD THIS BEAN ABOUT THE LOVE AND LIFE HE INTRODUCED U TO?  HM?  HAVE U?

AND YUURI, STOP ASSUMING YOU KNOW WHAT VICTOR WANTS AND WHAT’S BEST FOR HIM.  TRY ASKING HIM, YOU LIL BISCUIT.

these precious tadpoles honestly need to get their shit together and i have every inch of faith that they will

grumpy old man keith: no you don’t ‘still got it’ calm down lance, no one wants to see you break a hip trying to show off

old man lance: we’ve been married for over sixty years and you still think you’re better at this than me, unbelievable

keith: well my memory isn’t what it used to be but last time i checked, yeah

lance: oh please keith your stories are always so boring

keith: if by boring you mean factual, you can’t even tell it the same way twice

lance: exactly!!!

their grandkids: granddad, grandpa, can you please just get on with the story

lance: oh right, of course, where were we

grandkids: you were getting to the part where you guys formed voltron

lance: oh right!! (strikes a pose) so there i was, in the thick of it, the universe’s only hope, your favorite grandpa, a little more ripped and youthful than he is now but (dabs) it was me, nonetheless

keith: oh my god

at the grand prix finals
  • yuri: viktor
  • viktor: yes yuri
  • yuri: why is there an enourmous cheering squad with a banner that says 'go yuri, show your eros'?
  • viktor:  ̄▽ ̄ i dunno
  • yuri: viktor, stop hiring cheering squads for me
  • viktor: why yuri
  • yuri: because your love is all the support i need

do you guys remember this series called Husbands where this TV actor accidentally drunk-marries an MLB player in Vegas but then they make it work and it’s pretty cutesy sweet? Because I keep remembering this tune where one of the characters does a little sing-song that goes: “My show got cancelled!!! But it ain’t no big deal! ‘Cause I got a husband!! To pay the bills!!!! Can I get a what????” Anyways imagine Bitty singing that lol 

What is the anti-shipping movment’s deal with calling 18 and 19 year olds children?

I keep seeing them insist any ship with someone 18/19 with someone in their 20’s is pedophilia. And I just: ?????

Please stop using that word for dramatic effect. I can no longer take accusations of it seriously. Are yu accusing someone of hurting a child or of shipping two adults with an age gap?

A writer who choses to put a canon-16yr old in a college AU is not a child abuser. Nor is the artist who shows the same character as an adult getting married.

The "what we know about Chris" masterpost

So, idk about you, but I feel like Chris is a bit of a mystery. Not in the mysterious sense, but in the “wow you sort of came out of nowhere and now you’re here” sense
So I feel like we ought to pool our collective knowledge and make a list of what we know about him.

Showed up in the Final Nights 3 stream
Filled in for Jason when he was getting married
Uses lotion
Strongly prefers unscented lotion
Sense of humor includes naked men and vehicular shenanigans (not necessarily together)
Paints his nails during the livestream
Was VERY emphatic about buying a Barbie convertible for charity
Added himself to the MatPat Wikipedia page
Just wants to be loved
Can’t draw well

Please add anything else you know this is very important to me

Can we please talk about this moment for a second? I just went back and watched the whole interview again (I MISS THEM SO MUCH) and this particular moment always stood out to me. I think it’s very slept on IMO. This particular line that James said to Louis is more that just regular band teasing, from what I got tbh. James and Harry were having a banter and in the end, James points to Louis and goes “you’ve always been my favourite”. This feels so personal. Like something that goes on in their inner circle of friends where they team up against eachother and their friends choose a side. I’ve always loved this so much because James could’ve said it to ANYONE but he said it to Louis and in such a familiar tone, like this is something that happens a lot. Louis’ reply in particular is so adorable. I’m just very fond all over right now. James Corden is truly a saviour.

Carey Price #1

Requested by Anon:  Could you please write a very fluffy Carey Price one, it can be about anything. Thanks so much, I love your writing!

*Thank you so so much!! Here it is, I hope you don’t mind, I had to have the reader and Carey be married because let’s be real: Ryker (Kessler) and Liv stole the show last night. :) Enjoy!*

Word count: 799

Originally posted by -careyprice

It didn’t even take him thirty minutes before rejoining you at your back patio. Putting down the glass of orange juice you were sipping, you smiled up at him unbelievingly, “that quick?”

Carey shrugged, giving you a sassy grin, “what can I say?” he said, picking his wine glass and sitting beside you on your rattan love seat, “someone’s a daddy’s girl.”

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Red Instead Project!

I promised to make an official post today so here we go!!


Okay everyone, here are my ideas! Ideally I’d have one or two people show a picture or short video for each point, so I feel like I’ll create an email address to receive submissions and try to compile them all together! Also, if anyone is really good at editing videos and wants to help with that portion of the project, please let me know! Thanks 👍👍👍

#stopthestigma #redinstead #acceptancenotawareness

Autistic people can(’t)
- have children
- get married
- keep a job
- graduate
- live on their own
- be trans
- be girls
- be POC
- be adults 
- be a contributing member to society 
- be famous
- have emotions
- be multiply disabled
-stim in public

And maybe a few like this, although I think we don’t necessarily need this, I might add a small slide at the end saying stuff like this!
- autistic people need to be cured
- autism is caused by vaccines
- autistic people are a burden

The email you can submit to is redinsteadproject2017@gmail.com

I’ll be accepting submissions from today (March 26) to April 7, 2017!

You may also submit suggestions for videos/pictures but note that I may not use all of them, depending on how much I get. Make sure to include your tumblr URL in the submission, so I can credit you at the end!!

(Just tagging a few that were interested so the word can get out @candidlyautistic @sbroxman-autisticquestions @autisticliving @kikikid1412 ) Thanks everyone, and I hope we can make this a success!

Random Asks I'm Bored

1. What is your favorite tv show?

2. What song are you currently addicted to?

3. What is one character you feel particularly tied to? 

4. What is the coolest thing you have ever made?

5. How do you keep yourself organized, if you do?

6. You’re in a bad mood. How do you choose to deal with it?

7. You can Marry one fictional character. Who? 

8. If you weren’t born in this era, which do you think you should have been born in?

9. Coffee, tea, or water?

10. Name one weird gift you’d like to be given.

11. What is the best surprise anyone has ever planned for you?

12. Name one pet peeve of yours. 

13. What is one thing or one person who can make you smile no matter what?

14. Does the toilet paper roll belong with paper coming from the top or the bottom? 

15. You get to meet one author of your choosing (dead or alive) and ask them all your unanswered questions about their book. Who do you talk to?

16. Do all disasters have an up side? Or is that foolish thinking?

17. What is your favorite rainy day album?

18. What tv friend trope are you in your group (ie the mom, the funny one, the baby ect)?

19. What food do you want right now?

20. You are going to be isolated with one person for a week straight. Who is with you?

21. What is your feel good movie?

22. What is one thing you did that shocked even you?

23. What is something you are proud of?

24. Tell me a story about you.

25. Name a lesson you have learned from a fictional character. 

little theory thing

Yuuri tells Victor he’s getting him something round and gold for christmas

this can be taken these two ways obviously

1. A gold medal

2. A gold ring

Now we know Kubo likes to put little foreshadowings into the show but I think that this could actually mean a ring and the reason why is because let’s face it. Kubo WANTS us to get confused and justify it as a medal. BUT I believe this is reverse psychology.

Obviously most people want a ring but they would probably after a minute come to conclusion that “oh wait a medal is gold and round too.” That is what Kubo wants!

They want us to believe it’s a medal only to surprise us with what we thought it was in the first place: a ring!

And yes, I understand that it’d be a bit early for marriage but I believe in the impossible. (even if it’s not an engagement ring I think it may be a promise ring)

This show LOVES foreshadowing so I think they may try to trick us but hey, I’m just guessing here

Reasons you should watch take my wife

-it’s absolutely hilarious
-it has lesbians in it
-that don’t die
-and are played by a real life married couple
-representation for butch and androgynous lesbians you can’t normally see on tv
-serious but good discussion about rape jokes and sexual assault
-rhea and Cameron have really great taste in clothes
-and amazing hair
-AND THE LESBIANS WILL NOT DIE

The first episode is on YouTube for free and in the US you can watch the rest of he season on SeeSo, use the code TAKEMYWIFE to get two months free. And then someone please put it online for free so the rest of us can see the whole thing.

THE SIGNS AS PHOEBE BUFFAY QUOTES
  • Aries: I have to go before I put your head through a wall.
  • Taurus: If you want to receive E-mails about my upcoming shows... please give me money so I can buy a computer.
  • Gemini: You love divorce so much that you're probably gonna marry it... and then it won't work out so you're gonna have to divorce it. I'm so drunk.
  • Cancer: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that!
  • Leo: You should see me when... oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
  • Virgo: One really does have a stick up one's ass. Doesn't one?
  • Libra: Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number.
  • Scorpio: Come on, Will. Take off your shirt and tell us.
  • Sagittarius: DAMN YOU REF, YOU BURN IN HELL!
  • Capricorn: I'm very wise, I know.
  • Aquarius: If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
  • Pisces: Your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart.
{PART 2} A Perfect Fit (M) // Min Yoongi

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut // Fluff

Summary: After asking you to marry him, you and Yoongi both commemorate the moment in his studio by showing the other how much you love each other ^^ - requested by @smalliemichelle99

A/N: Please note that this scenario is rated M for mature as it contains smut.

This is the final instalment of a 2 part series ^^ I suggest reading part one before reading this part :)

Read Part One here~


Yoongi took to his feet, still holding your hand after placing your engagement ring on your finger just moments ago. “I can’t believe this, am I dreaming?” you thought upon seeing him come face to face with you. You wanted to tell him how unbelievably happy you were and how this moment was practically a dream come true for you – but no matter how many times you opened your mouth to speak, the words just refused to come out.

“I – I’m just – I’m just speechless I – “you began, smiling so much you were positive your cheeks would bruise in the process. Yoongi bit his bottom lip as he snaked his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to him before backing you up gently so that the backs of your legs were brushing the sofa.

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Meanwhile Dom clearly isn’t too happy with Luciano constantly around their houses because he wasted no time cornering the other man when he spotted him at the park.

Dom:  "I’ve seen you around our neighborhood day and night.  I don’t know what your angle is but I’m watching you….“

Luciano:  “Free country, can’t stop me from exercising wherever I want.”

Dom:  “Don’t be so sure of that.”


Dom is the grandfather of Natalia and Daniella.  His son is married to their mother.  I have the most over protective sim parents and grandparents.  They always show up wherever their little ones are.  So, I wasn’t surprised to see him there.  However, I was very surprised that he went straight to Luciano and appeared to have words with the other man.

If you’d like to read the Runaways (Sophie/Caleb) Legacy from the beginning and check out my other stories, please click here.

Runaways Legacy History - a synopsis in one post

You try to leave

AN: So, this is my first written imagine, like not fake text or whatever and Idk what will it end up being like, plus I’m really tired and overwhelmed today lots happening, so just bare with my ass, okay? It contains “strong” language so if you’re not comfortable with that don’t read please, I won’t take crap about stupid thing like that, thanks :)

Request: Hey, idk if you do real written imagnes but if you do can you please do an imagine where yn and justin are married but she decides to leave one night because of a lot of things that were piling up?  but he tries to stop her? you can decide if she leaves or not lol, thank youu

Word count: Shit loads, more than I’ve ever written in my life probably but wrote it directly here on tumblr and this shit doesn’t show numbers (or I’m stupid which is likely too)


Y/n’s POV

Justin and I have been married for two years now. We have a beautiful baby girl together and everything seemed to be perfect until few weeks ago, people who were really bad influence on him came back into his life. And for some stupid reason, he let them like he didn’t recall all the shit they did to him. He came back from touring just a month ago and even thought he knows how much both Adeline and I have missed him, he doesn’t seem to care too much. He was out again tonight and I really wouldn’t have a problem with it if it wasn’t the fourth night this week. Plus, Adeline hasn’t been feeling too well so she has been awfully hard to deal with. I knew that I was marrying a superstar but I never thought things would be like this. There is even shit loads of articles that are saying he is cheating on me and if he hasn’t been acting like this lately, I would brush them off like I did for the past four years, but now I really don’t know what to believe. It makes me feel so insecure, bad and boarder line stupid as hell. I’m here taking care of this huge, empty house and our daughter and this is what I get in return? I scrolled through instagram and saw a picture of him and unknown girl posing together and I really don’t know what came over me, but the next thing I now, I’m packing Adeline’S and my bags trying to leave this house. 

When I was done with hers, I went to our bedroom and started with mine. I heard some noise but I thought I left the TV on, so I didn’t pay much attention. I finally had the necessities packed so I walked back to my daughters room to get her when I saw Justin closing her door. He smiled for a second but then saw the bag on my shoulder and his face changed expression. 

“What is that?” He asks confused, walking slowly towards me.

“A fucking bag, as you can probably see,” I answered rudely, trying to go pass him and into Adeline’s room. 

“Y/n what are you doing?” He stopped me once again, taking my hand into his. 

“I’m leaving Justin and I want my child, so please move,” 

“Hell I am. What the fuck are you doing, what happened? Did I do something?” He seemed mad for a split second but then his face just turned completely confused. 

“Are you fucking serious? You’ve been home for a month and you’ve spent two days with our child and I. You’ve been out with people who screwed you over and leaving me, the only fucking person that stood strong my you through everything you did, to take care of our sick child on my own while you get drunk and party with other girls. So yes, you fucking did do something dumbass,” I whisper-scream, not wanting to wake Adeline up since it took me two and a half hours to put her to bed. 

Justin’s face changed so many expressions in next few seconds that it was hard to keep track. 

“You.. We’r.. I don’t understand anything,” His hand went through his hair, frustration taking over him. 

“Figured you were fucking clueless,” I tried going pass him one more time, but he grabbed me and pulled me back to our bedroom. 

“Y/n, you are not leaving and you sure as hell aren’t taking my child with you. Are you fucking insane?” His eyes were a little glossy and it honestly surprised you because he sure as hell didn’t seem to have emotions lately. He came closer to me once again and cupped me face with his soft, warm hands. 

“I love you, baby. I love you and I love our daughter to death and I’m so sorry if I made it seem like I didn’t. You and Adeline seemed to be working perfectly fine without me while I was away and you learned to take care of everything on your own, my mom I still so distant, my father has been all about his new girlfriend and I felt so alone that I just turned back to the people I knew would take me because I have money. Everyone I love seemed to be okay without me and me being away almost excluded me from everything that is happening in Bieber family. I’ve talked to my mom once since I’ve been back and it was only because I answered your phone, whatever I try to do for Adeline you already did it or need to do it again after me because I suck. My worst fears of my loved ones not needing me are coming true baby and it hurts me so bad, I’m so lost and I’m so sorry. But you are my world, always have been always will be so please don’t leave me and please don’t take my princess with you,” He was sobbing at this point and it was very hard for him to speak so he just took a deep breath and silenced himself. 

I have never felt more terrible in my life. I made my husband, my best friend, father of my child, my rock and the love of my life to feel like I don’t need him. Like my child doesn’t need him, like we’re good without him around.

“Justin,” I took a deep breath and tried to collect myself. “I’m so sorry that I’ve made you feel like Adeline and I don’t need you. We need you, we need you so bad but I guess I just got used to having to do this on my own. She is 8 months old and we’ve been on our own for 5 of those, and I’m not blaming you by any means because I know that you do everything you do for the two of us and for your family but some things are a routine by now. Your mom loves you but she is also so scared and blames herself for what you did and thinks she did something wrong in raising you. But trust me when I say it that she loves you and needs you just like Adeline and I do and I’m so sorry that all of us made you feel different. And I’m sorry I tried to leave when you weren’t here like a fucking coward. I love you,” 

We were both sobbing messes at this point, and I don’t even know how much time did we spend just standing in the middle of our bedroom, that damn bag still on my back, one of his hands on my waist and the other one holding my head close on his chest. 

We have gone through so much together, we got married and had child but I’ve never felt closer to him than at that given moment. 

“I love you so much babygirl, always and forever,” He mumbled into my neck bringing me closer if it was even possible. 

eroticshark  asked:

for the ask game: kfam or wolf 359?

send me a tv show podcast and i’ll tell you my…

(i’m doing both of them Sorry i love talking about these shows)

kfam:

  • Favorite character: ben arnold
  • Least Favorite character: …..mayor grisham
  • 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): FIVE oh gee. this isn’t really a Shippy Show for me but….. ben/emily. sammy/ron. spears/Anyone That Isn’t Ernie. tim/mary. also PLEASE don’t ask but former ben/doyle. like. just …… trust me here
  • Character I find most attractive: reagan spears,
  • Character I would marry: reagan spears,
  • Character I would be best friends with: i’d say sammy stevens but he already has a best friend and i could never break up that friendship
  • a random thought: emily potter deserves better
  • An unpopular opinion: the show isn’t as Callously Offensive as everyone on tumblr seems to think it is
  • my canon OTP: can i say ben/emily if we knew they liked each other but they just never made it to Being Together
  • Non-canon OTP: sammy/ron……….i’m love them
  • most badass character: mary jensen or troy krieghauser
  • pairing I am not a fan of: SPEARS/ERNIE
  • character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): ummm ?? i don’t know they’re quite good with Consistent Character. maybe ron begley because he was all This Is Not The End Of This Mayor Grisham!! and then he literally just disappeared completely. where’s ron i want him back
  • favourite friendship: SAMMY AND BEN
  • character I want to adopt or be adopted by: ben arnold is a Son to me,

w359:

  • Favorite character: hera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Least Favorite character: miranda pr*ce
  • 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): ummmm. oh gee ok. kepler/jacobi. lovelace/maxwell (blease don’t ask). maxwell/hera. minkowski/koudelka. minkowski/lovelace.
  • Character I find most attractive: isabel lovelace,
  • Character I would marry: ISABEL LOVELACE,
  • Character I would be best friends with: doug eiffel <3
  • a random thought: Maxwell Isn’t Dead Sorry I Don’t Make The Rules
  • An unpopular opinion: i do not Care Much for hilbert
  • my canon OTP: ????? minkowski/koudelka????? nothing is canon here. where’s the Romance, guys. where is it. my other one is kepler/Being Locked Up Somewhere Where He Can’t Screw Everyone Over
  • Non-canon OTP: kepler/jacobi i’m sorry i hate me too
  • most badass character: ISABEL LOVELACE. minkowski and kepler are close seconds though lbr
  • pairing I am not a fan of: hilbert!!!!!! and!!!!!!!! eiffel!!!!!!!!!! or hilbert and Anyone tbh but that’s the one i see most commonly
  • character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): maxwell. this will be changed if she [clenches fist] isn’t Dead
  • favourite friendship: eiffel and minkowski. eiffel and hera are DEFINITELY a close second. eiffel and lovelace are easily a close third. jacobi and maxwell are brotp goals. i love the friendships in this show they’re so frickign GOOD
  • character I want to adopt or be adopted by: i’m adopting hera she’s my daughter now i’ll be the mother that pryce never was

She married Michael.
She married MICHAEL.
SHE MARRIED MICHAEL.

I view any argument regarding Jafael as invalid. She isn’t in love with him. (She has said this multiple times). He didn’t make her happier than Michael. (They frequently fought). They are not meant to be. (The narrator stated that Jane’s 21st birthday was when Jane and Michael or “two characters MEANT TO BE” met). You can have your opinion. You can ship it, and I won’t come after you or belittle your feelings. However, SHE LITERALLY, WITH ABSOLUTELY NO RESERVATIONS AND WITH COMPLETE LOVE AND HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, MARRIED MICHAEL. Whether he dies or not, the show cannot take that back. Jafael is just aesthetically pleasing (to some people) and a good story. It’s not love. He doesn’t love her, he’s obsessed with her and his idea of a family that he never had. Jane shouldn’t be a pawn used to fill some hole he has because of his absent parents or ruined marriage with Petra. Mateo wasn’t divine intervention to get Jane and Raf together. He was a beautiful accident that lead to the development and growing up of all the characters. Jane and Rafael are not soulmates. Maybe they will be endgame for the show because that’s up to the writers. That’s just sloppy writing to me. Either way, until October 17, until we see Michael’s dead body being buried, there is no question on who Jane belongs with or loves. They are the couple with no deal breakers… death included.