can i marry him i just cant

remember that sidgeno universe swap AU headcanon i made from way back, like married-to-Geno-professor in Russian Lit Sidney somehow gets swapped with NHL Sidney in the universe where Sidney is the Captain of the Pens while driving to PPG Paints Arena with his toddler son so they can pick up Geno and go out for lunch or something. Anyways, when Sidney and son walk through those doors, they cross the border into the NHL universe.

“Woah, Sid, I was joking about stealing a child,” Flower says, when he sees Sidney, holding Evan in his arms. “You didn’t…actually steal him, did you?”

“You’re not that funny, Marc-Andre,” Sidney says, rolling his eyes. “Where’s Geno?”

“‘Marc-Andre’?” Flower echoes. “Where the hell did that come from?”

“Just tell me where he is,” Sidney says. “Evan’s hungry.”

“Hungry,” the child in Sidney’s arm says. “Daddy, want macnchee.”

“Okay, sweetheart,” Sidney coos, nuzzling his nose against the child’s. “We’re gonna find Papa and then we can go get something to eat.”

“Woah, what?” Flower gapes, trailing quickly behind Sidney, as Sidney walks briskly towards the rink. “Sid, is that your son. What the hell is going on?”

“I’m not in the mood for–Geno, there you are! I’ve called you like twice but you didn’t pick up.” Sidney sets Evan down, and Evan totters towards Geno, latching onto his ankle. “You ready to go?”

“Go?” Geno repeats, staring at the child, then back up at Sidney. “Who this?”

Sidney lets out a long-suffering sigh. “Geno, look, I’m hungry, Evan’s hungry, I just want to get to the restaurant as soon as possible and then finish writing the midterm for next week–”

“What are you talking about, Sid? What midterm? Why you not dressed for practice?”

Evgeni. Cut it out with the antics,” Sidney says sharply in Russian. The rookies look up with wide-eyes. “I know we’ve been fighting about our schedules, but this isn’t the time for that conversation. You’re behaving like a child. Can we just please go?”

What the hell is happening here?” Tanger says, toweling off his hair. “Why’s Sidney speaking Russian?”

Sidney sucks in a breath. “Can I just have one conversation with my husband without getting interrupted every other word? God.” He counts to five in his mind, then opens his eyes. Jake had dropped his water bottle. Geno is staring at him, mouth slightly open. “What? Why’s everyone staring at me?”

I was watching the new video from Kookmin World and in the middle of the video i just become so frustrated and feel stuffed because jikook act like boyfriends so so so so much and my heart just screamed “THEY ARE IN A FCKG RELATIONSHIP” but there is no definite proof bcs it’s a ship but everything looks so real and i CANT IGNORE the way jjk said to tae when he came along with jimin in his hotel room ((“Ah, what is this, why is everyone coming?”)) also when jin said to jimin “you are being biased!” when jimin hit jk but not him and jk just like “What’s wrong with that?” with a really frustrated tone in his voice and MY HEART JUST COMBUST

tl;dr
Jeongguk now don’t give a damn whether there is a camera or not as long as Jimin can be by his side……. all alone -without other members.

Vacation

Hey everyone were sorry we havent really been chatty lately but this last week has been crazy. Last week we were getring everything ready for our vacation and this week we had a small vacation just the 2 of us…. well 3 of us lol. My son and i drove out to the east coast of maryland and then to Washington DC. Saw the sights and had plenty of sex mmmmm. Had sex on the subway and it was packed the first time we did it. It was standing room only and i sat on his lap. I was in a sundress and a thing with sandals. He was wearing athletic shorts so they were easily dealt with 😉. A pretty curvy black woman sat next to us and as i was sitting on his lap adjusting everything she started watching out of the corner of her eye. I asked him if mommy was too heavy for him and he said your perfect mom. As i adjusted and pulled him out she watched and put her purse on her lap to hide her hand which went under her dress. We went through 4 stops and all had a magnificent orgasm. She kissed us both and gave us her number but thats another story at a later time. Yes i have a big belly now and my breasts have swollen to a 44 L now. Thats a full cup size bigger. And oh my do i produce. My son is constantly nursing so i dont leak all over my tops and soak my bras. We gad sex atleast twice a day usually 4 times a day. Holding hands walking down the street calling me mom and that he loves me. I told him he was the only man for mommy and i cant wait to get married. If anyone wants to know more please just message us and we will get back to you as soon as we can. Love you all😚😙

Wouldn’t it be great if the whole “taking their relationship to the next level” thing that Kari Wahlgren was talking about was something fab like them two being pregnant or getting married or moving in together.

Something cute like that… maybe i will write it instead.

Unlikely that will be what she is talking about but hey, a girl can dream. But it’s like they cant get much further like including the other films, it’s pretty obvious they ain’t newbies at being together XD

I hope there is a good amount of DickKori goodness coming our way.

ALSO, just found this on twitter as being a new released picture say what is she protecting bae or am i imagining it. lol, maybe she put him on the ground XD

Eternity (Chrismd)

Requested?: Yes, Thank You
Warnings?: Fluff
Paring: Chris and Reader

Y/N POV

Being the girlfriend of a popular Youtuber does have its perks. Like being able to get into all the events and even getting backstage.

As of right now, I am joining my boyfriend of 3 years at the Sidemen’s event, Upload.

Today is the final day though. Don’t get me wrong its been tons of fun, but I haven’t really done much. Other than watch Chris meet his fans, people watch and take pictures with some fans. I have yet to make it to a panel. Though Chris told me that it’s very important that I make it to this one today. Why? I’m not so sure.

All day, everyone has been very shady around me. It’s almost like they are all hiding something from me. I’ve tried asking people what’s going on, but they all quickly change the subject.

Whatever it is, I’m hoping that it is not bad. I’m hoping that it is good.

Something tells me that Chris is involved in whatever is happening, because. He hasn’t been around me too much. In fact I haven’t really seen him all day. The only time I have, being at lunch and when he’s across the place, at his meet and greet.

I just want to know what is going on.

Finally after what feels like forever the panel, I’m not supposed to miss is starting. However I’m not allowed to go inside the room just yet. I’m not even allowed within hearing distance.

Why? Again, I’m not too sure.

So instead I’m sat in the VIP lounge, waiting on someone to come and get me. This entire thing has me a bit sacred and worried. Which I’ve been told not to be. But you try being in my shoes, its not easy.

Finally after what felt like forever, Lewis enters the room. Telling me that I can go in now. Also to go straight to the stage, but to stand on the side.

I do as he says, now standing beside the stage, watching and listening to what is going on.

“Alright what is your question?” I hear Julia ask someone in the crowd

“My question is for Chris.” I hear him start “Is it true that you have a girlfriend?”

Chris looks over me, before smiling and nodding his head “Yes, I do have a girlfriend. She’s actually here, just by the stage.”

I smile and wave as people look over me at me

“Chris is in looove.” Simon says, teasing him

Chris rolls his eyes, pushing him slightly. As if too tell him to shut up

“What about you sweetheart? What’s your question?” Julia asks another fan

“It’s for Simon.” She says “What’s it like being the only one up there without a girlfriend?”

Simon sighs and chuckles “It’s not that bad. I quite like it.”

There are a few more questions that go by. I pretty much zone out on every single one. That is until one in particular catches my attention.

“Chris, do you love Y/N?” Someone asks

Chris smiles and nods. “I do.”

He then turns to Simon and Josh, before looking back out and then over to me. “In fact I would like to bring her up here for a minute.”

My eyes widen as he stands up, holding his hand out to me. I did not agree to doing this. He knows how badly I have stage fright.

I reluctantly make my way on the stage though. Where Chris leads me in front of the desk.

“Right so. I’m super nervous about this. So bare with me.” He says, chucklingly softly

I look at him in confusion as he turns towards me.

“Y/N,” He starts “From the moment I met you I knew that there was something special about you. You aren’t like any girl I have ever met. In a good way.”

I hear a few laughs coming from the audience, and Simon and Josh , at that line.

“I love that when you think no one is watching you dance around like crazy or when you think no one is listening you sing at the top of your lungs. You have a heart of gold and a personality to match it. I also love that before I met you, you didn’t support any football team, but I’ve somehow convinced you into be an Arsenal fan.

I honestly cannot picture a life with out you in it. Trust me I’ve tried, its not possible.”

Chris then slowly drops down onto one knee. Suddenly I know exactly what he is doing.

“So Y/F/N  Y/M/N  Y/L/N, will you please do my the honor of becoming the new Mrs Dixon?”

Chris then pulls out a small black box, opening it, to reveal the most beautiful diamond ring.

You could hear a pen drop it was so silent in the room, as people were waiting on my answer.

I quickly nod my head yes, muttering out a “Yes.’

He smiles and stands up, placing a kiss on my lips, as the room erupts in a cheer.

Chris places the ring on my finger, before I step off the stage, letting them finish the panel.

As the day is winding down, I’m sat in the VIP room, with Freya, admiring my ring.

"I was more than sure he was going to back out of doing it here.” I hear Simon says as he walks in

“I didn’t believe him when he first said something about it.” Josh says

“You guys knew about this?” I ask looking at them

They both nod

“Everyone here knew about it.” Tobi says

“They were told not to say anything or it would ruin the surprise.” Chris says, wrapping his arms around my waist from behind

“I knew you guys were up to something today.” I say, looking around the room

They all shrug and go about their own business. Helping in the cleanup process.

I turn around in my now fiancé’s arms, pecking his lips

“I love you.” I say smiling

“I love you too.” He says smiling “We better get to helping. That way we can get out of here and get back to our hotel room. That way we can celebrate what just happened.”

I nod my head and then we both begin to help in the cleanup process.

Every now and then my ring catches the light, which causes me to smile.

I can’t believe that I am marry my best friend. Spending eternity with him. It’s going to be amazing and I cant wait.

I honestly can’t ship Jinyoungie with anybody. I just can’t help but see him as that strong independent divorced mom who realized a man will only hold her back from fulfilling her dream of becoming ridiculously successful cause now she free and she know she can do it.

anonymous asked:

GIVE ME SOME ANDREW LOVE PLS

YES I LOVE ANDREW HE IS MY SON AND I WILL GIVE YOU ANDREW LOVE

  • first order of business: glasses
  • andrew + glasses = neil dying
  • seriously the boy is already a fucking gift and glasses just make him even hotter
  • he doesnt wear them outside of home though, so it’s usually only neil who sees him in them
  • (kevin and aaron are the only other ones to see him in glasses, and nicky got a glimpse once)
  • after baltimore and everything, it became easier for the upperclassmen to tolerate andrew and the others through a mutual love and protectiveness of neil
    • andrew actually respects dan and matt when they arent annoying since they do have their own strengths
    • (he seems like the kind of guy who can respect strength - and, well, a mutual love of neil)
  • but imagine this: a tentative andrew and allison friendship

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The Hormonal Telegram

Lasha1878

mainly fluff/mild angst

Rating K+(kissing)

Anon request:  Clique six are all at Topangas.  Riley/Lucas are flirting and it Leads to Farkle/Riley first kiss.

(I had fun with this I hope you like it.  Its my first Riarkle story.)

The click six had remained friends through all the ups and downs of high school and relationships.  They weren’t all in the same classes anymore, but this year Cory was teaching AP Woman’s Studies.  The click six had taken it together.  Maya tried to get out of it, but Riley wouldn’t hear of it.  “Maya we have to know how far we’ve come; so, we can know haw far to go.”  Maya had eventually caved, knowing Riley would not give up when she was this ardent about something.

Mr. Mathews assigned them to pick an influential woman in history and explain how her influence or impact could still be felt today.  Zay and Izzy were doing Harriet Tubman.  Zay wanted to use it as a way to learn more about slavery and abolition too.  He wanted to learn more about his story.  Izzy agreed.  Lucas and Maya were having a heated debate about who to chose.  Everyone new Maya would eventually win.

Farkle knew Riley would be…passionate…about this project but he couldn’t teasing her just a little.  He plopped next to her on the sofa.  “Mamacita, who should we spotlight for our project.”  Riley glared instantly at Farkle.  She popped up on  her knees and leaned in to him, “You are such a SEXIST PIG.  This project is so important to educate today’s youth about the significant roll woman have played in history.”  Farkle chuckled nervously.  He loves the way Riley eyes light up when she fights for a cause she believes in.  “I know Riles.  Who do YOU want to focus on?”

Riley smiled instantly.  “Susan B. Anthony.  The most recent presidential election was one of the most divisive elections in our countries history.  We had a chance to elect the first woman president, and only half of the registered voters showed up to vote.  Our class will be eligible to vote in the next presidential election.  I want the girls to know that we haven’t always had the right to vote.  We shouldn’t take it for granted.”

Riley and Farkle had been slowly leaning into each other during their discussion.  Forgetting for the moment they weren’t the only two in the room.  The remaining click six silently watched.  Farkle beamed at Riley.  “That’s perfect Riley, and you have already figured out the significance to our current events.  We’ve got this, partner.”  As he finished he raised his hand to high five Riley.  “Partner.”

The instant that here hands touched Riley felt butterflies she had never felt before.  She instantly giggled.  As did Farkle.  They dropped hands so quickly it was like they had both been struck by lightening.  Farkle nervously ran his hands through is hair and coughed.  Riley just tilted her head and gazed at Farkle, as Topanga was dropping off Rileys hot cocoa and Farkles chai tea.  She looked back and forth between the two pensively, “Huh.”

She redirected her gaze to Maya.  “You got this?”  Maya had been silently watching.  She nodded.  “Yeah.”  As Topanga wandered back to the counter to help Katy Zay proclaimed, “Oh, there just staring at each other all goofy, I think they..” Zay was interrupted by Maya wrapping her hand abruptly around his mouth.  “Hey, Twinkle Toes, if you value your ballet career.  I would keep that thought to yourself.”  Zays eyes got big and he nodded nervously.  Maya let him go. 

Smackle was examining Riley.  “You could be getting sick.  Your pale and clammy and you pulse rate is up.”  Riley looks pleadingly at Maya.  Maya exclaims, “I think its her blood sugar.  Farkle go get her a pastry.”  Farkle remains sitting next to Riley, reluctant to leave her side.

All of the sudden Smackle murmers thoughtfully, “If your not sick, it could be you have a cr…”  Lucas cottoning onto the situation grabbed Isadora’s hand knowing it would distract her from her train of thought.  “Izzy come sit by me.”  Smackle giggles flirtatiously.  “Lucas you have to control yourself, my future lovesis, Zay is right there.”  Lucas shakes his head and completely deadpanned, “Sorry, I just can’t help myself.”  Smackle pats him awkwardly on the shoulder and forgets all about Riley and Farkle.

Farkle’s voice rings out of the silence, “Riley are you, Ok?”  Riley tilts her head as she continues to ogle Farkle.  He has grown up into quite the handsome young man.  Somehow she feels like this is the first time she is fully aware of him.  How has she not seen him?  He has ALWAYS been there, and yet somehow light years away.  At the thought, her eyes widen.  She likes Farkle?  Suddenly she remembers Farkle had asked her something.. She quickly gulps some of her hot cocoa to stall forgetting how hot it would be.  “Ouch.”  Farkle narrows his eyes, and then he jumps up.  “I’ll get you an extra thick smoothie.  The ice will help.”  Katy nods.  “Coming right up.”

Riley looks to Maya, “What am I going to do?  I can’t like Farkle.  What if he doesn’t like me back?  What if we date and break up, and it ruins our friendship? Peaches, I’m scared help.”  Maya scoots over to Riley.

“It’s Farkle, there is nothing  but the to be afraid of.  He’s been in love with you since the first grade.”  Riley is mildly hyperventilating now so Maya puts her arm around her.  “He loves us equally but not the same, Riley.  You have always been his sun.  The center of his universe.  Everything revolves around you for Farkle.  You should tell him how you feel.”

Riley sighs, “I can’t.  I think I just need sometime to figure out what this is.”  Lucas sits  on the other side of Riley.  “Ok, take sometime, but know honesty is always the best policy.  Farkle wouldn’t want you to lie about how your feeling.  Riley looks into Lucas’ eyes and whispers, “Help me, Lucas, I can’t tell him.  Not yet.”  Lucas could never resist protecting Riley.  He had grown to feel almost like a big brother toward her.  “Ok, just follow my lead.”

Lucas starts doing his infamous Martimore impression knowing it always makes Riley laugh just as Farkle returns with Riley’s smoothie.   “Strawberry smoothie extra thick with extra whip cream.”  Riley takes it and savors the taste of the whip cream with her first bite, and quickly goes back to giggling at Lucas.  

Farkle sits where Maya had been trying to understand what was happening.  Riley’s emotions seem to be all over the place today.  He loves that Riley is laughing again, but the fact that it is Lucas making her laugh is irking him in a way he doesn’t understand.  Lucas goes to playfully kiss Riley’s hand, and suddenly Farkle sees red.

Almost without being aware of his actions, Farkle jumps out of his seat and grabs Riley’s hand out of Lucas’ and leads her out of Topanga’s.  “We need to talk.”  He drops her hand as soon as they were outside agitadedly running his hands through his hair.  He’s pacing back and forth as Riley watches him silently.  Slowly it dawns on her Farkle’s jealous,  She whispers barely a breath, “Farkle?”  

That’s when he explodes like mount farkleuvious.  Years of pent up feelings come bubbling to the surface seemingly beyond his control.  “I cant believe you like him AGAIN.  Riley you have tried this twice before and it didn’t work.  I know you think you have to be your parents and marry your first love, but that might not be your story.  Just because he was your first kiss, first date, first boyfriend doesn’t mean he is who you should….Maybe there is someone out there that loves every  little piece of you and always has..oh just forget it.  I’ll see you tomorrow.  We can work on the project then.”

As Farkle turns to leave, Riley finally finds her voice. She grabs his arm.  Ignoring the electricity she feels at the slightest touch from Farkle now.  “We don’t leave, Farkle.  And your wrong.”  Farkle spins back toward Riley hastily in his anger.  “I am a genius, sunshine.  I am NEVER wrong.”

Riley steps closer to Farkle.  Never looking away from his eyes.  She smiles.  She never feels the need to run from Farkle.  Even when they fight she always feels likes the is running toward him.  “Lucas was not my first kiss.  My best friend stole that honor in 7th grade.  He missed, but even Maya said it counts.”  Farkle opens his mouth to talk, but Riley steps even closer, puts her hand on his right cheek and continues.  “He was my first boyfriend, but he wasn’t my first date.  My same best friend took me on my first date.  He bought my favorite smoothie, and we had a wonderful conversation.  In fact he saved me from two bullies that night, it was the third time he saved my life.  I’ve spent my whole life searching for a hero who would treat me like a princess, and it’s always been you Farkley.  I am sorry it took me so long to see it.  You are right about one thing.  I don’t have to live my parents story, but you don’t have to live yours either.  Now I’m going to kiss you, Farkle, and I’m not going to miss.”  

As Riley said this her lips gently brushed Farkles.  Farkle’s body stiffened at first but he quickly relaxed into the kiss.  His hands finding his way to her face, and tangling in her hair to deepen the kiss.  

As they stop kissing,  Riley looks dreamily at Farkle.  “I think I just kissed Pluto.”  Farkle hugs her to him kissing her forehead.  He never wants to let her go.  “You, me, earth.  Lets do this thing.”  Riley nods, “Always.” 

 They glance to the window and see Maya, Zay, Izzy and Lucas smiling back at them.  Zay shouting, “Its about time.”

markhyuck’s thoughts during the kiss(es)

what is this


donghyuck

-”chenle is being kissed by mark and he is enjoying it renjun better plan this hoe’s funeral”

-”hyung how can u do this to me”

-”mark lee lee minhyung i’ll slaughter yOU”

-”i must volunteer and shOW MY DOMINANCE!!!111111111!!11!”

-”omg he’s actually gonna kiSS MY CHEEK!!!11111″

-”his lips would look so pretty on my lips”

-”even if i cant see them while theyre on my lips”

-”shut up donghyuck”

-”i need to stop looking at his lips or someone might notice!!!!”

-”his lips r so pretty”

-”control urself donghyuck!!! we cant let him know we love him!!!!”

-”HE’S DOING IT”

-”WHY IS HE SPEAKING JUST KISS ME U FOOL”

-”omg my hearteu”

-”HIS LIPS ARE ON MY CHEEKS”

-”his lips were on my cheeks this bitch”

-”i need to S C R E A M”

-”A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H”

-“is he in a naruto pose why is he crouching”


mark

-”hyuck’s gonna murder me”

-”chenle is so pure and cute i luv him”

-”doyoung hyung is pure and cute i l u v h i m”

-”hyuck is volunteering hyUCK IS VOLUNTEERING”

-”i want to hold him but is that too gay for everybody’s lil hearts”

-”he smells like strawberries i l o v e h i m

-”ouchouchouch my hearTEU”

-”im so close to him!!11!!!111″

-”is this my time to shine for him to finally love me back </3″

-”myb i should say something before i kiss him”

-”so many ppl watching this will be with me forever”

-”i need to download this later”

-”can he feel me breathing bc i sure do hAHAHA I LOVE LEE DONGHYUCK”

-”even his shoulder feels soft and precious i want to marry him”

-”BUT I NEED TO MAKE THIS QUICK SO NO ONE NOTICES MY LOVE FOR HIM”

-”i juST PECKED HIS CHEEK”

-”IM IN A N A R U T O POSE WHAT AM I”

-”im the new naruto for donghyuck im comin bby”

-”I CANT BELIEVE  IJUST DID THAT”

-”WHAT DO YOU MEAN”

-”A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Hhebjbsjn”

4

Lol, I was asked if everything is alright brcause I haven’t posted in awhile. I gave tried a few times but keep getting errors. My son and I starting pkaying ball for the year. We do a lot of traveling for softball, and we have a blast doing it. We have that bond for life. I keep telling myself I need to retire but I am still competitive and can play a little so why not. My “baby”, just turned 21, and she wanted to hang with daddy for awhile. I cant believe she hit that milestone. She has a beautiful son and I cant seem to get enough of him. Little man Donald is crawling now. He turns 7 months Friday. Omg does it go by fast. And my daughter is getting married next weekend. She has had a busy month. I’m sitting here laughing because I honestly didnt think anyone noticed I havent posted in awhile. But hello to all my friends. More pics to follow. Have a good rest of the weekend everyone. Dan

I always think reading the TM blogs before watching the episodes will prepare me, but its always actually worse once I watch it. Just watched the chapel scene with Amber, and its so annoying how she is always okay with going off on her fans online but never to her “fiancé”. Matt was the one embarrassing her during their visit there. I cant imagine how awful she felt being obviously pressured to get married in front of the chapel people and the cameras.

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Watching those scenes made me cringe! Matt’s behavior is so awful, idk how she can deal with him.

Fairy Lights

Fandom: Haikyuu!! 

Pairing: Kagehina

SummaryHow, where and why Kageyama got the idea of them ice skating eludes him but after much persuasion, Hinata had finally relented and that rare, genuinely beautiful smile that graced Kageyama’s face was almost worth it. Ok, it was definitely worth it.

A/N: this is a birthday gift for the wonderful @ainu . I know its not much, but its the least I could do for an artist as talented and a person as sweet as you. <3 Credits to @otpprompts for idea. 

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dating nct dream; chenle ver.

this is probably gonna be kinda really long


-this boy is probably as clueless as jisung smh

-but he knows the simple things!!

-hand holding, hugging, etc

-and leT ME EXPLAIN

-how he fell in love~~~~~

-as in love as an 01 liner can

-ok so chenle first met you at school

-well, the first time he saw you he didnt really meet you

-so he was wandering down the halls like the cool kid he is!!!

-and he was about to go in the music room bc what else does this nerd do with his life

-he had the day off from training too so like

-why not mess around in a place he loves!!!

-so he’s about to walk in but then

-GASP

-HE HEARS

-A VOICE

-SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-FROM INSIDE THE ROOM!!

-how cliche is this smh

-ANYWAYS HE HEARS A VOICE SINGING

-and he immediately mELTS

-“omg angels are real i cant tell anyone abOUT THIS”

-so he slowly opens the door just a bit and looks in and sees someone sitting on a chair, back turned to him and has headphones on

-so you dont notice him at all bc your back is to the door and your headphones are top notch af!!!

-chen’s just standing there at the door like a creeper and all he can think about is “i wanna marry them”

-he listens to you singing your lil heart out for a lil bit longer but his smol heart cant handle it

-he’s already too in love with you

-so he’s like “I GOTTA GO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT HOW IN LOVE I AM WITH THE PERSON IN THAT ROOM” so he dASI RUN RUN RUNS AWAY AND SHUTS THE DOOR

-and you just didnt notice at all

-so he runs back to the dorms and bursts through the door dramatically screaming “I NEED HELP”

-the rest of the dream team are like “omg what’s wrong are you dying”

-but he’s just like “MY HEART FEELS FUNNY IT KEEPS BEATING (and noT BC I RAN HOME) AND I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA THROW UP BUT IN A GOOD WAY AND LIKE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT ONE THING" 

-he doesnt know he’s in love and i just what a cutiepie omg

-jaemin stares at him for a second before falling on the floor laughing

-mark’s trying to contain himself but it’s too cute to not laugh 

-“chen chen listen to me i think youre in love man” -jaemin

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN” -chenle, pterodactyl screeching

-mark tries to calm him down while also getting the juicy gossip 10/10 “it’s ok dude, tell hyungs who it is

-and then jisung like, slides in and is like "yeah chen tell HYUNGS WHO IT IS” which makes chen hit him

-chen gets kinda sad and freezes “oh my god… i dont know”

-“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOURE IN LOVE WITH THEM” jisung screams

-“I DIDNT SEE THEIR FACE I JUST HEARD THEM SINGING”

-so he spends the next 5 days trying to find out who it is

-asking everybody to sing for him, getting dragged away by jeno and renjun

-“we’re sorry for him” -ren and jeno trying to do damage control

-“NO I NEED TO FIND OUT IF THEYRE THE ONE” chen, as he’s struggling against his friends

-ok so like, that obviously fails so chen’s sad for the next 5903 years

-and he’s like “im never gonna fall in love again”

-and the dream team are like"IM SICK OF THIS LET’S JUST HELP HIM FIND HIS DREAM GIRL/BOY”

-“that’s so much work tho” -hae

-“*cue ren grabbing him by his collar, eyes bloodshot and clearly distressed* YOU TRY BEING THE ONE HE GOES TO WHENEVER HE MISSES HIS ONE TRUE LOVE YOURE GOING TO HELP US WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT”

-jaemin has to drag him away but ren keeps screeching

-so one of the boys sneak into like, every vocal class to listen to everybody sing for like 2 weeks but they still cant find the one 

-chen keeps saying “NO IT’S NOT ANGELIC ENOUGH IT’S NOT THEM" 

-so he nearly gives up bc he thinks it’s just not meant to be :ccc

-also, chen’s the type to walk pass the music room dramatically, staring at the door as he does so 

-so he’s doing that one time but woah. W O A H!!! HE HEARS THE VOICE AGAIN

-“omg fuk chen be a man and aSK THEM FOR THEIR NAME” -chen, screaming at himself

-so he slowly opens the door and woAH IT’S YOU

-he knocks on the door but you dont notice, your headphones on again so he takes a deep breath and walks over 

-he taps your shoulder lightly which makes you sCREAM AND FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR

-chen is so red omg

-“im so sorry i didnt mean to do that!!!!!!!!”

-YOURE ON THE FLOOR AND SCRAMBLING TO GET UP AND HE’S STILL APOLOGIZING 

-“im so sorry omg!!!!!!!!!!" 

-"it’s ok man” -you, laughing really hard at yourself and him

-“im… im chenle and ive been looking for you for like… forever-” chen turns ever redder bc it sounds so creepy coming from his mouth

-“i know who you are. how do you know me?" 

-chen’s brain short circuits and all he can think about is "OH MY GOD YOU KNOW ME” and he accidentally says it out loud

-“everybody in this school knows you, youre in nct dream…”

-he feels embarrassed bc he didnt remember

-you glance at the clock and see that it’s almost time for your guardian to pick you up 

-so you just tell him “well i have to go but im y/n. i come here every tuesday if you need me." 

-and you grab your backpack and sling it over your shoulder

-and he looks like a fish opening his mouth and closing it trying to say something but you just look so cool doing that and im!!!!!!!

-so just as youre about to leave he’s like 

-"i really like your voice”

-he like BLURTS it out he sounds all choked up and stuff omg

-and you pause for like, an hour before you turn around and look at him 

-“thanks." 

-you sound really shy and cute and adorable omg

-the last thing you say is "i like yours too” before you walk away like nothing happened

-as soon as you close the door behind you and leave, chen COLLAPSES

-HE FALLS ONTO HIS KNEES AND CURLS INTO A BALL

-the rest of the dream team probably crawl out of the closet or something inside the room 

-they stare at chen’s half-dead body for a bit before jisung says something

-“is he ok" 

-"lol when is he ever” -ren

-so chen’s laying on the ground in a ball

-and mark’s just like “i never signed up to be a parent when i auditioned but w/e dude”

-so he walks over and picks chen up like it’s their wedding day or somethin smh and has to like, carry him back home

-so every tuesday he meets up with you in the music room 

-at first you were like “uh but why would you wanna be here when you can be with your idol friends”

-but after a bit you got used to it

-and you would like, wait for him to arrive before you started doing anything

-and your school is probably one of those school with vending machines and stuff smh fancy af 

-so whenever you bought a drink or a snack, you’d buy one for him too

-which makes chen just falls in love with you even more bc “omg, they think of me when im not there woAH "even tho it’s just like, a drink or something

-so the first few times, it would just be you singing and him listening 

-but after the fourth time he swung on over to you in the music room you were like "dont you wanna sing too?”

-and chen’s just like “omg, uh i sing a lot already and i really like your voice”

-but youre just like “i like your voice too. do you wanna sing with me?”

-so when he hears you say that, he’s like “oh.. oh…… i………IF YOU WANNA”

-and you know that song jungkook and lady jane sang on masked singer (here’s the link if you havent heard it: x)

-well youre like “do you know this song??” (HINT IT’S THE SONG I LINKED ABOVE WINK) and you sing a smol part of it for him

-he literally melts in his seat bc your voice is so angelic and you sang the part of the song where it was like “im in love”

-he manages to nod tho

-so you two sing together (what a bunch of cuties omg) and after you guys finish, chen is LITERALLY ON CLOUD 9

-and all you say is “we sounded nice together” before grinning and he just awkwardly chuckles and scratches the back of his neck 

-“yeah, yeah we did" 

-and when you leave this time, youre like "i’ll see you later chen” and leave 

-chen’s dying again bc “omg they called me chEN INSTEAD OF CHENLE WE’RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED”

-when you guys pass each other in the halls you two smile at each other but dont interact much bc he doesnt want crazy fans to hurt you :cc

-this lil duck’s way of confessing was so cute and cliche

-the next tuesday, he was like “i gotta do this today!! i must confess!!!!!!!!” so he like practices what he’s gonna say over and over again

-he probably uses ren as a practice test

-and when it’s finally tuesday, you head to the music room but chen’s already there!!

-“oh hey what’s up man” -you

-“HOW DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S UP”

-“you look really nervous”

-and he just like shrivels up into a ball but he is a man!!!!! he can do this!!!!!!!!!!!

-and he like, sings you a really cute ballad and asks you out

-your heart is pounding and your face is probably really red

-youre standing there and not saying anything so chen gets really scared

-but then you say “oh my god” really quietly and then “of course you idiot oh my gosh” and shove him lightly

-after you two started dating, chen tries his best to walk with you to school and walk you home too what a cutiepie ;-;

-just saying now chen is a clueless MESS (in the cutest way possible!!!)

-like, if he sees a doggo on the way to school with you

-HE HAS TO PET IT

-it doesnt matter if the guy with the doggo is scary

-HE GOTTA

-if there’s a van with the sign “free candy” in badly written handwriting

-”THAT LOOKS NICE, Y/N WE GOTTA GO GET SOME CANDY”

-whenever you two sing duets all chen can look at is you

-especially if it’s a love song

-youre always on his mind and he cant ever find words that explain how much he loves you so he tries to write songs for you

-for your one year anniversairy he wrote a song for you and sang it in the music room where you two met

-he smiles really hard when he sees you, his face squishes up and it’s sO CUTE UGH

-he hugs you as a greeting after you two started dating

-i feel like chen would love giving you forehead kisses omg

-if he’s going away on a trip or a tour or something, he’d leave voice messages for you of him singing or telling you he loves you or something oh my gosh

-he’s such a sweet boy and he loves you so much

-he would honestly give you the world 

-and you would too!! because you love him just as much as he loves you ♡

italeteller  asked:

You've probably been asked this before, but why did you and your husband decide to stay in the US instead of the UK?

6 months before our wedding the UK changed the law regarding how non EU citizens were allowed to immigrate to the UK. Suddenly it wasn’t enough that we were getting married and I had a job and that he had an offer of contract work from the company he is with now. Suddenly I alone had to be earning over 18.5 thousand a year (minimum wage at the time was 9000, average household income was 15k earned between two people) or have had savings of over 16k in the bank for more than a year, as well as a living space of my own.

I was earning 16k a year, and had savings of 5 thousand pounds. I sought out a lawyer and was told summarily that my fiance visa would be denied because according to the new laws set in place by the UK govt, I did not earn enough money to live and support another adult. This law, which has been called draconian by the courts for how many families have been ripped apart and deported, is still upheld.

So six months before our wedding, we were forced to drop all plans of him moving to the UK, and I had to start applying to live in the US where, ironically, we could afford to live under immigration law. We were separated for a year after we were married, because of immigration.

At present I still do not earn enough for ETD to be considered for sponsorship in the UK, infact I earn so little it wouldn’t be enough to afford food for a week, let alone rent. And all my savings are gone. I used them to help pay for medical debt I accrued over here.

So while, to many, the logical fix to my circumstances is just “move back to the UK”, the truth is, I cant. Well, I can. But not without ETD. And I’m not leaving him.

I can’t. You might as well ask me to not breathe.

So for better or worse, in literal sickness and health, richer or quite a bit poorer, we’re here and we’re together. And we’re not going anywhere. This is our Home. We’re damn well going to fight for it.

anonymous asked:

Sockathan for the "send me a ship" thing

  • insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible

J: ‘*laughs* Sock’

S: “ThATS NOT TRuE!!!”

  • likes to watch reality tv

S: “I dont mean to say Jonathan but…Jonathan“

J: ‘I have absolutely no shame, its true. Its funny‘

  • refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone

J: ‘Ill say both of us but its actually me, I guess‘

  • is the jealous / protective one

S: “Neither of us?“

J: ‘Its Sock‘

S: “Then its both“

J: ‘No, just you‘

S: “Awwww…“

  • goes all out on the holidays

S: “oH, that would be me, specially on dia de muertos and christmas“

J: ‘I mostly help decorate but Sock is in charge of literally everything else that my moms dont already do‘

S: “They love me“

J: ‘Yeah…‘

  • cries over books

S: “No comment, you cannot judge me“

J: ‘You cried when you found out inspector Valentine was older than you‘

S: “I loved him and he betrayed me in this way, i cant marry him now“

J: ‘You can marry me…‘

S: “True!“

  • is terrible with kids

S: “Me….“

J: ‘Nah, youre great with kids, im not patient enough…‘

  • drinks too much caffeine

S: “Caffeine makes me sleepy…I only drink it for breakfast with milk, sugar and a sweet bread!“

J: ‘Have you seen the bags under my eyes?im the caffeine and insomnia lord‘

  • could sleep for twenty-four hours straight

S: “I…..cant sleep anymore…..“

J: ‘Depression sucks……‘

  • never wears matching socks

S: “Dont say it“

J: ‘It sure socks to be you, the guy with unmatching socks Sock‘

S: “Im so offended“

  • punches a tree when they’re angry

J: ‘It no longer hurts that bad…‘

  • gets scared by the toaster

S: “J-Jo-JonATHAN!!!its sO FUNNY!!!“

J: ‘ShuT IT!!!‘

writerofberk  asked:

AHHHHH I JUST????? LOVE???? TIANA?????? SO????? MUCH???? SHE IS JUST??? THE BEGINNING AND THE END???? OF EVERYTHING???? ALSO SHANG I LOVE SHANG TOO BUT I STILL HAVENT COMPLETELY FORGIVEN HIM FOR NO WHITE SUGAR IN SEVEN YEARS xDDDDD he can't avoid it if he marries a chef though xD so um have i mentioned though that tiana/shang gives me life 'cause it does <33333 when they really became a thing i was confused but now i cant stop shipping theemm <3 anyway tho lovely issue as always <33

CAN I JUST SAY THAT I ABSOLUTELY AGREE AND I’M SO GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT HERRRR? CAUSE LIKE SHE’S AMAZINGGGG. <3 

and omg yes, never forgive shang for that. ever. ever. 

“he can’t avoid it if he marries a chef” bheklhahahaaaaaaaa. <3 

I’m so glad they give you life. Cause they snuck up on me too. In a big way. But i love them in any capacity and any form. they are just beautiful. and thank you!!

Chen: OK! FIRST I’LL MARRY HER AND STEAL HER POWER

Clouse: Master, no.

Chen: YES, WE’RE MARRIED SO IT’S EASIER TO GAIN HER POWER

Clouse: Are you sure you don’t just love her

Chen: CLOUSE I FUCK UP SHE PREQUENT I DONT WANT THIS OH GOD WHY I CANT BE A DAD I ONLY WANTED POWER, NOT A FAMILY

Chen: look what I help made

Clouse: ew.

he only fucked his wife to see if he can somehow transfer the power to him but accidentally became a dad and now relies on baby skylor or have power. clouse has no idea why he went through all the trouble. gnite

anonymous asked:

That's the problem, tho. He won't touch me. We literally just got married and he won't touch me. Cuddles? Pushes me away for a pillow. Cant sleep and offers a bj to help? Goes to the bathroom instead. I try to come on to him? He literally says to get the fuck off.

Okay, yeah that’s weird as fuck. Not even I know what the hell is going on with that one, except maybe his actual sex drive is super low. In which case it can be kinda bad and he might need to see a doctor for that. Was he like that before you guys got married or just after?

It’s kinda odd cuz from what I’m told usually after marriage is when couples are the most sexually active, so that’s just confusing.