can i make a man out of you

drunk-socks  asked:

I've been feeling really really low lately and I had to drop out of school bc of it so I've been basically sitting in my house being depressed, and I'm not hugely active in the community solely because I get anxious talking to new people but you and your discord have been really helpful in making me feel less lonely and less depressed, I honestly think I might not be around if it weren't for your videos so thank you 💙

Aww man! I’m so happy I and the community can bring you a bit of happiness into your life. 💜 thank you for being apart of the fam, and above all else thanks for being alive.

Requested #1- Jimin

If this sucks. I already know. I sick as hell yesterday and I couldn’t think straight. I’m already aware of the grammatical errors.

To the person who requested. I’m sorry if this is the worst crap you’ve ever read and I’ll make up for it I promise.

“Jimin, are you drunk?” You asked the man who was right at your bedroom door. The hotel was fairly quiet at night, so you were shocked when he came to your door.

“No! I’m not!” He said defensively. He might have not been drunk but he was sure as hell tipsy. “I came to talk to you”

“You have a signing in the morning. It can wait” you mumbled, crossing your arms.

“I locked myself out of my hotel room. Yoongi won’t wake his ass up to let me in” he complained. You shook your head, wondering if it was too late to escape this accursed tour.

“Fine. Just stay quiet. I’d like to sleep” you ordered, making room for him to walk in. He watched you as you plopped down onto the bed, dimming the bedside lamp to it was barely lit, but enough so Jimin could see.

“Are you always this tense?” He asked suddenly.

“Only when people don’t give me my deserved sleep” you replied.

“Do you see someone for that?” He asked.

“No. Because I don’t need to” you answered.

“Have you ever heard of thigh riding?” He asked. You didn’t know it, but there was a hint of inconsistency laced in his voice.

You shot up from your bed, opening your eyes to face him.

“First of all. Inappropriate!! Second, go to sleep. You have a schedule and I don’t want you to be tired” you complained. You pointed to the empty bed. (They insisted you got a room with two beds, even though you were alone. Who knows why…those boys).

Slowly, Jimin walked over to the bed, sitting down on it. This cued you to turn off the light on your bedside table. You laid down again, your head hitting the pillow dramatically.

Jimin, who was still sat up watched you in the stale darkness. You looked so adorable when you hugged your knees like you did. Or when you laughed when Taehyung said something funny. Or in general.

Once he thought you were asleep, he got up and walked to your bed. He sat down and just watched you. He definitely felt like a stalker in that moment.

“Y/N? .He said out of nowhere.

"Yes Jimin?” You asked back, no aware that he was behind you.

“You care about us a lot. Don’t you?” He asked. Seriously what was it and all these questions today. The truth was. Jimin had grown a liking to you for a while. In both a affectionate and “personal” way.

“Yeah. Yes I do."You answered.

Suddenly, and you didn’t see it coming but suddenly you were being pinned down. You’re arms were above your head and your body was trapped between Jimin’s thighs. You gasped at the sudden change in emotion from your friend.

"I care about you too. A lot” he said roughly. It was dark, cold, but suddenly you began to feel hot and sweaty. “More than you think, babygirl”

Did he just call you-..

“Jimin, where’s this coming from?” You found yourself asking. “One of the boys could walk in at any given second ”

“Then hush for a second will ya? Wouldn’t want them to hear us now would we?” He smirked for a bit, though you couldn’t see it. “You don’t know how much you mean to me” he mumbled. “You realize how much you affect me.”

“Jimin, I-”

“Your heart’s racing…could it be you feel the same way?” You suddenly felt his warm breath, fanning over your face. “Can I kiss you?”

No. Letting him kiss you would only result in heartbreak. It would be an entirely different ballpark. He could literally have any girl he wanted. Yet he sat before you. You had no idea what was gonna happen afterwards, yet his question was so inviting.
You wanted it to happen…

“Yes Jimin” you whispered. You heard what sounded like a choking sigh of relief.

To say your entire world exploded was an understatement. Maybe your universe. His fingertips slid under your chin, prompting you to lean your head up. His lips were cold but at the same time welcoming
. His lips trembled against yours. Almost as if it was his first time near a female.
Though you were a special case.

Your eyes squeezed shut. You had no idea what to expect next. You weren’t sure if you wanted to expect it. He pulled away, sucking in harsh air. His resolve was weak because of you.
He was telling the truth, he did care about you. More than you though he did.

“Jimin….” You whispered/whined.

“Shhh, just lay back. I want to make you feel good, babygirl” he spoke. “Can I make you feel good?"b

Needless to say, he definitely did.

"Jimin….wake up”


“Wake up”

“I said no”

“Oh come on, you have to-”

“NO!” He whined, throwing an arm around you. “Now you’re trapped with nowhere to run”

“Oh come on! That’s not fair” you whined, thrashing about.

“If you can walk,then go ahead”

“I hate you..”


So that sucked…I’m aware it did. Like I said before I was sick af. However, I’ll get better at this….I hope. (J-hope)….I saw the opportunity and I took it don’t judge.

“Mirrors,” he gasps. The walls aren’t walls. They’re mirrors.

His singular companion opens its hands a fraction and allows more light to confirm his deduction; the army of bodies around him belong only to the two of them. One; a raggedy man with dark curls; the other…

“You’re just a child.” S swallows. In the dimness, it’s still impossible to make out features or colouring. He can’t even determine gender, or much else about the tiny human before him, though the shape and proportions of the face suggest a seven-year-old… perhaps younger.

“Oh, I’m older than I look,” it replies, eerily confirming this statement with a comfortable syntax that should not yet be so confident.

lovingpom  asked:

Okay I'm sorry I can't get over this aaaa! But like, I feel as if at first when Tony finds out he's the next black paladin he thinks it's super cool cause he gets to pilot a magic alien lion IN SPACE!! But he's super hesitant to bond with the other paladins and they're all just like "my dude, you gotta or we can't make huge robot man to fight purple aliens" and there's just a lot of montages in my head of all the different ways Tony bonds with team voltron and I have so many feelings about it.

Gosh DON’T APOLOGIZE I love it!!!!! 

I feel like Tony would be super resistant to bonding and I think he would end up having to get comfortable with them all individually… I’m really interested in how he would interact with Lance? I was talking with @deerna about this and I think he’d see something in Lance that would make him go “ahhhh okay I understand this kid”. Both of them are immensely important to their teams but second guess their value, and are full of charismatic charm that covers up their insecurities… just to name a few things. I’D REALLY LOVE TO SEE THEM INTERACT BECAUSE TONY WOULD TOTALLY ADOPT HIM but also of course I’d want to see him interact with every member of the team ohh boy.

anonymous asked:

never trust a man that speaks over and for you during a group discussion. this guy is like in his 30s and i get creeped out just by thinking about him, he makes me so uncomfortable. he knows where i live and every time he comes over to drop something off and i happen to open the door i slam it shut before he can say hi and make my dad go talk to him. i dont care if its extreme or disrespectful but im going with my gut. never trust a man who makes you uncomfortable.

Always trust your gut!

I saw this while going through Facebook….

Ok we can all be real and say that we’re looking forward to I’ll Make A Man Out You cause fuck that’s one of the best songs in the movie


That horse is from Warhorse

Can’t pull the wool over my eyes XD

  • someone: you can tell a lot about someone from their favorite fictional characters!
  • me, nervously shoving all of my sarcastic trashbag characters with daddy issues and poor decision-making skills out of sight: um


Super self indulgent but man this made me happy to draw, I hope it makes some of you happy today too ^ ^

Thank you everyone who played my Valentine’s Day Game! The event is now closed, thanks for participating!! <3


Explanations/headcanons beneath cut!


The artist also appreciates if ship bashing can be kept out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip <3 Thank you.

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Can people stop being rude to/about certain Pokemon? I mean, man, I new the leaked Litten final evo would get some negative opinions but people seem to be especially rude about it. Sorry for kinda putting my opinion out there, but when you’ve gone through the main Pokemon Sun and Moon tag and a lot of the stuff is making fun/rude comments of fine designs, it really gets on my nerves. 

Look, I’m not saying the design is perfect and I can see where people get genuinely upset, but at this point it seems very undeserving and hypocritical all the hate it’s getting, especially after the initial reaction to Popplio all went down.

Sorry for the kinda rant! I’me just very passionate about my little fire baby and the Pokemon games in general, so it just breaks my heart when people seem kind of entitled about designs of Pokemon that Nintendo/Game Freak spent so much time on?  And overall I just don’t like seeing that kind and that much negativity in the tags? 

idk, again, sorry for the rant, but I hope you can at least enjoy this little comic!

Mickey Milkovich: Character development.

1x10: “You say that again and I’ll rip your tongue out of your head.”

2x08: ‘’You think we’re boyfriend and girlfriend here? you’re nothing but a warm mouth to me.“

3x11: Not everybody gets to blurt out how they fucking feel every minute

4x11: ‘’Ian, what you and I have, makes me free. Not what these assholes know.’’

5x06: ”I’m worried about you, I love you

5x12: ‘’I love you” “It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.’‘ 

6x01: ‘’I’ve been thinking about you, ever think of me?.’’ ’’Gonna wait for me?’’

7x10: ‘’I thought a lot about you inside.’’ ’’You’re under my skin, man. The fuck can I do? What can I do?”

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Sword Fighting for Fic Writers: Chapter 7

You can follow the tag #Swords for Fics if you want to keep up without following me :)

Available Chapters:
1: Dumb Ways to Die  2.May Your Blade Be True! 3.On Your Guard!
4. Making the Cut 5.Stick ‘em With the Pointy End 6. It’s Like a Dance
7. The Measure of A Man 8.A Crossing of Blades 9.Like Chess, but with Knives
An Interlude About Storytelling
10.You Can Barely Lift Your Sword 11.Buckle Some Swash 12.Dual Wielding
13.Everything is a Weapon 14.Got Your Sword!

The Measure of a Man (or other person)
Distance and Reach

In sword fighting measure refers to your ability to reach your opponent, and their ability to reach you. If you can’t reach them you are out of measure. If you need to take a passing step to reach them, you’re in a long measure. And if you can hit them from where you’re standing, you’re in measure. I recommend you simplify this to descriptions of distance or reach for readers.

The more distance you have over your opponent, the more time the defender has to react. The less distance, the less time the defender has. But the roles of attacker and defender change quickly. If they have less time to react to your attack, you will have even less time to react to their counter.

All this stepping forwards and backwards is like a constant mind game where each fighter searches for control.

When retreating from an attack, the defender could retreat to a minimum safe distance, allowing them to make a smaller move to reach their opponent than their opponent had to make to reach them. Even a smaller person with a shorter sword can best someone with more reach than them, by better controlling their measure.

In the illustration bellow, X (on the right) and Y (on the left) have the same reach. X takes a full step forwards and makes a cutting attack to reach Y, and Y takes only a small step back to successfully dodge. Y now makes a cutting attack using a lunging step and X is too close to retreat in time. X’s full attack also left them unable to defend in time with their sword.

X could have tried retreating as their swing finished for more time to get their sword ready to defend, or done a partial cut, making their weapon a threat needing to be dealt with before Y could counter.

So why not always use this strategy? Why would you ever attack first when this can happen?

In the next scenario, X attacks with a lunging thrust that brings them just in range of Y, but Y takes a small step back. X doesn’t stop the attack and now takes a full step forward, keeping their sword pointing at Y’s throat. Y tries to take a full step back in response, but is out of room, and even if they weren’t their full step still would not have brought them out of reach. X’s larger first step allowed them to catch their target in the end.

Y could have defended with their sword if they knew how to win the crossing. That will be covered in “A Crossing of Blades

There are thousands of variations of stepping backwards and forwards or where Y or X could each win even these scenarios in different ways. But I hope these two examples will help you get into the mindset of why a character may advance or retreat. Often a retreat to a long distance will be simply to reset the battle from unfavourable conditions.

If you get in too close, and don’t have control over your opponents weapon, you’ll make yourself vulnerable. You might also enter grappling range. More on that in Your Body Everything is a Weapon” (chapter coming soon)

If you’re attacking and it requires more than one step, it’s often advisable to move your sword as if making an attack while you do so. If it takes two steps for you to reach your opponent, then in the time it takes for you to take one step they could take one step forward as well and be in range to strike you. Giving them an attack to deal with will make them think about defending as they enter your space instead of attacking.

And of course, most battles aren’t going to happen like a platformer video game. Circling will occur. 

You might be thinking about how much it must suck to be backed up against something or someone right now. And yea. It does. Fighting back to back is not advisable in a real battle if you can afford the space. But you know what? You can pull the back-to-back trope from my cold dead hands. If it’s that difficult to do, think of how much more impressive it actually is if your characters can pull it off. 

I’m not here to tell you how to make a battle practical or accurate. But to get you in the mindset of what’s dangerous or what’s smart. In the end, tell the story you want to.

Hickies (Peter Parker x Reader)

Request: can you do one where Peter and reader got a bit steamy with a make out session and Peter doesn’t notices to ton of very very noticeable hickies on him until he’s left his room and him trying to survive the day with it?

A/N: Hey guys! I am finishing my exams this Wednesday, so I will probably upload nothing else until then -I will try to write my imagine based on the incredible trailer that day, so it should be up on Thursday at most!

Peter laughed softly as your lips traveled down his neck, leaving small kisses. His t-shirt was off, you wearing it.
‘’Babe, somebody is gonna barge in’’ he whispered, a smile on his lips as your lips kissed his stomach. ‘’Are you giving me a hickie?’’ he asked, furrowing his brows.
You raised your head to look at him, a smile plastered on your face.
‘’Of course not’’ you reassured him.
He brought your face close to his and kissed you, the kiss getting more intense as time passed. His hands traveled to your hair, messing it up, then moving to your hips and pulling you closer to him as he sat on the bed. You put your hands on his hair, pulling at some strands and making him groan.
Lowering your head, you started to kiss his neck again, his eyes closed. His hands moved to your butt, making you moan softly as you gave him a hickie, which was followed by multiple others, although he didn’t notice.
You kissed him on the lips again, his tongue entering your mouth as your hands drew patterns on his back. He run his hands up and down your body, enjoying the feeling of having you so close to him.
Finally pulling apart to breathe, you rested your forehead against his and smiled softly, opening your eyes to find his looking at you with an expression full of love. He grinned before grabbing the hem of his t-shirt with his hands.
‘’Will you give me back my t-shirt so I can go out and have breakfast?’’ he said, the grin still on his face.
You laughed and took it off, his eyes never leaving your body. You then put on your clothes, and as you looked at him putting on his t-shirt, you admired the way his neck was full of hickies, although he didn’t notice.
‘’Let’s go grab some food’’ you said, getting up from bed and grabbing his hand.
You both left your room at the Avengers Tower and walked towards the kitchen, a comfortable silence between you.
When you got to the kitchen, everybody was there, considering it was still pretty early and they couldn’t afford to sleep in and lose training.
‘’Good morning everyone’’ you said as you let Peter’s hand go, walking to the fridge to get some juice.
Peter sat on a stool as you passed him some pancakes, and Tony looked at him with a smirk on his face before nudging Steve’s side.
‘’Spiderboy, what you got in your neck?’’ he asked, the smirk present on his voice.
Peter automatically raised his hand and put it on his neck, trying to see if he had something.
‘’What do you mean?’’ he asked, his voice raising an octave.
‘’It seems like somebody decided to paint a sunset there’’ Natasha told him.
You rested against the counter, a cup of warm coffee in your hands, which you brought close to your lips.
‘’I’m pretty artsy, right?’’ you asked, taking a small sip of your drink.
Peter gasped and looked at you, an offended look in his eyes.
‘’You said you hadn’t given me a hickie!’’ he accused you.
‘’When you asked me, I hadn’t’’ you said, shrugging your shoulders.
Everybody laughed as they looked at Peter, who looked like an angry kid.
‘’What am I supposed to tell my aunt? The ‘I fell going down the stairs’ excuse isn’t gonna make it this time!’’ he complained.

How to Become His Dream Girl, Even if You’re Not (A Spoiled GF Guide)

so recently, within the past 2 months I have successfully become a spoiled gf, this (surprisingly) was a whole lot easier than I thought it would be, but using this technique (that I kind if made up) I broke it down into some simple steps :)

STEP ONE: Pick someone you wont mind spending a considerable amount of time with

- Realize that this isn’t a sugar daddy, this man wants to have a full on relationship with you, therefore you will be spending a large amount of time with him so you WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM. So just make sure that he is someone you can handle without wanting to strangle after 45 minutes.

STEP TWO: Charm the fuck out of him, then have him open up to you

- You have to make him want you, be alluring and kind. smile at him, laugh at his jokes, compliment him on shit that you might not even care about. Right now you are selling a prophecy, an introduction to a relationship. Make yourself sound as interesting as possible but leave him always wanting more, always have him talk about himself more than you talk about yourself. try to pick up on little things and get a read on his emotional status and how he chooses to react to certain situations, learn about him so you can mold yourself into his dream woman. Once he sees your “genuine” interest in him, he will start opening up to you and THIS is where you’ll really need to pay attention.

STEP THREE: Find out what intimate part of his life is missing

- THIS IS KEY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!! You will have to figure out what relationship related snippet is really missing. In my case my sugar boyfriend (ill call him T) was married for 10+ years and never really got what he wanted out of the marriage and was constantly lied to, but ended up staying on behalf of his 4 step kids. after getting divorced he dated a stripper who just used him for his money even though he supposedly had “genuine” feelings for her. After learning about his tragic love history I came to the conclusion that what he really needed out of a relationship was mutual affection and to feel valued. KEEP IN MIND, THIS STEP CAN TAKE A WHILE AND INCLUDES LOTS OF TRIAL AND ERROR. So after coming up with my hypothesis of the lack of value and affection, I decided to put it to the test and did 2 simple things in order to do so. first, while he was at work, I called him to see how his day was going. You would have thought I was god himself calling because he was so happy to hear from me and to hear that I was thinking about him and that I took the time out to call him and let him know that. Second, I cooked him dinner. One day while I was staying at his house I decided to surprise him with a very basic meal (frozen salmon fillets and sautéed bell peppers) and yet again, he was so happy and excited at the fact that I had done that for him. This is when I knew I was on the home stretch

STEP FOUR: Focus on the missing intimate piece, and make it your specialty

- This is what has him keep you around, doing the things that he needed but never got. don’t get me wrong, I’m not cooking this man dinner everyday, instead I switch it up and substitute certain actions. He loves affection, so when we’re sitting on the couch together ill lay my head on his lap, or hold his hand and stroke the side of his face. I’ve learned that simple shit like that makes him incredibly happy, which makes him incredibly generous.

STEP FIVE: Get Spoiled

- Now after giving him a taste of life with you in it, you need to give him a taste of how much your life costs. By now he’s showered you in nice dinners and gifts on the whim, but you’re here for the kill, you want a access to the finances and for him to get you whatever you want. For me, this was by far the easiest step out of all of them, I told him I wanted to go shopping and that I needed some stuff from Lush and Sephora (he had no idea what either of those places were) AND HERE IS WHERE YOU GET HIM. Make sure he sees how expensive it is just to be you, talk to him about your favorite products and what you need and use on the daily (hype them up in price too, like if you need foundation and you usually use L'Oréal, rave about the Gorgio Armani foundation instead) make it seem like your mere existence is expensive, by now this man wants to take care of you and wants to keep you in his life and therefore will do what it takes to keep you near and dear. Once he see’s how “hard” it is to be you, he will make it easier

At this point in my relationship with T, I am nearly moved into his house and have full usage of his ex-wife’s Lexus and his credit card, and tomorrow I get to meet his mother. Once you get on the right path of knowing what a man is missing in this life, you’ll be able to use that to your advantage and have him truly believe that you’re the woman of his dreams, even if you’re just a Faux Heaux :)

The Christmas Song "Trump's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
  • The Christmas Song "Trump's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
  • Fiona Apple

Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire
as he keeps nipping at his foes.
you’ll cry creepy uncle
every time he arrives
for he keeps clawing at your clothes
everybody knows some money and entitlement
can help to make the season white
mothers of color with their kids out of sight
will find it hard to sleep at night.

They know that truuump is on his way.
he’s got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh
and every working man is going to cry
when they learn that Letch don’t care how you live or if you die

Sooo I’m offering this simple phrase
to kids from 1 to 92
although it’s been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Donald Trump, fuck you

Dorian: Hey guys do you dare me to make out with Manon?

Aelin and Aedion: No

Dorian: [shaking his head and chuckling] I can’t believe you guys are making me do this

Aelin and Aedion: We’re not

Manon : Shut up, let the man speak

People fear someone falling out of love with them, but no one usually questions what it’s like to be the one falling out. They can’t picture feeling that something must be horribly wrong with you because there’s no other plausible explanation for why your heart doesn’t flutter when you look at him like it used to. It was the position I never thought I would find myself in, yet here I was, looking at the man I supposedly loved and not feeling a thing. If there was anything there, it was negative. Annoyance, anger, sadness, the complete opposite of everything he used to make me feel. It wasn’t right to let him believe things were okay, so I told him. Watching his facial expression drift from a quiet seriousness into a brokenness I never thought I would cause, I wished I didn’t mean the words I said but I knew I did. I couldn’t keep running away, after all, where could I go when the person that used to feel like home no longer did?
—  Maxwell Diawuoh, Request: Telling the guy you love that you’re falling out of love for the same reason you fell in love with him.
Marry me. I don’t expect you to believe that I’m sorry or that I love you just because I say it. I need to show you. Marry me. I figured out that I’m an idiot. I’m intellectually challenged, maybe even blind. I couldn’t see that everything that I was looking for was right here, in you. I have a lifetime of work to do to make things right. But, I can’t imagine doing it without you. Being human means I get to grow old with my best friend, means I get to help my wife raise her two beautiful children and their children after that, means I get to fight to be the man that you deserve until the day that I die. I love you. Will you marry me?
—  Stefan Salvatore proposing to Caroline Forbes for the second time (8x14)

anonymous asked:

ravenclaw/the houses singing or watching disney movies?

  • ravenclaws are the most annoying people to watch disney movies with because they can never just watch the fucking movie
  • It’s all ‘did you know Sterling Holloway also voiced winnie the pooh, kaa, and the cheshire cat?’
  • ‘did you see that cameo of lady and peg?? wait I’ll just rewind it for you but watch closer this time’
  • ‘did you know disney world is the same size as san francisco?’
  • and be prepared to listen to the sound track for the next week because the ravenclaw is going to be singing it under their breath for the foreseeable future 
  • playing ‘I’ll make a man out of you’ during quidditch practice to get the team motivated
  • ravenclaws suddenly realising they have a muggle studies project due tomorrow that they haven’t started and deciding to wing it
  • they ended up spending ten minutes talking about the impact of the dinglehopper on modern muggle society
  • intense debates in the common room about which house various characters would be in
  • belle becomes something of a house icon
  • ravenclaws come up with ideas for disney related pranks that they don’t always have the nerve to pull off
  • which is why it’s always useful to have connections with the gryffindors
  • there was one time when all the cutlery in the great hall started singing and dancing to be our guest
  • and the other time someone picked up a cat and started singing circle of life, only to realise the cat was in fact mcgonagall (they still maintain the detention was worth it)

“She’s the best thing to ever happen to me. She is one of most kind, sweet people I’ve ever met and she deserves the world.”

“Then why did you leave her man?”

He’s silent for a moment as he looks out the window. “Because I can’t give her those things, I’m a mess. She deserves better than me.”

“You don’t get to make that decision for her.”