can i look like you when i'm your age

thewanderingdreamer  asked:

Headcanon: The Slytherin Prefects having a rough batch of first years who are crying/upset about being in Slytherin when they reach the dungeons. So they go get Professor Potter, who is not much better with crying first years, until he's honest with them. "Look I didn't want to be in Slytherin at your age either, but I can tell you I'm proud of each of these Slytherins, and I know I'll be proud of you too." The Prefects being at first annoyed, then reluctantly enjoying his frankness.

Even now, so many years later, Harry remembers what it’s like to be eleven years old. With near painful clarity, he remembers standing in the entry way to the Great Hall, listening to the nervous shuffling and whispering from the other students around him. “What house do you think you’ll be in?” “Anything but slytherin. I’ll take hufflepuff before I take slytherin.” Harry only has a basic sense of what those words mean, but he recognizes all too well the tone they’d said “slytherin” in. The same tone Uncle Vernon used when he talked about “hippies”. 

When the Sorting Hat was dropped over his ears and the Great Hall disappeared, the anxiety was enough to nearly choke him. He listened to the hat whisper in his ear, saying “slytherin” like some dark promise. He’d begged at the time, anything but slytherin, anything but slytherin

Now, sitting in front of eleven year old equally as, if not more, upset than he had been, he decided to be honest. He’d been honest with the Sorting Hat and they deserved that same level of honesty. 

The Prefects had trusted him the least when he’d become their House Head. It hadn’t been easy for them to protect their younger housemates from the scorn of the other houses and even harder to fulfill their duties as Prefects when three fourths of the houses refused to listen to them half the time. What was Harry Potter, the boy who lived to defeat Voldemort, the heir to Slytherin, going to do for the young snakes crying in front of them? They’d seen no other option though, so they reluctantly marched the sniffling first years to Harry’s office and barged in the door without knocking. 

“We’re just not sure what to do.”

Harry looked down at the six students in front of him, tears stained faces with red rimmed eyes. There was awe in some of them, fear in others. Harry swallowed past the nervous ball in his throat. 

“Uhm, ah, everyone sit down. Prefects, you may return to the dungeons, I’ll escort them back in a little while.” They were halfway to the door when he rushed to add a, “Thank you.” They looked at him with unfathomable eyes before shrugging and disappearing out the door. 

“So,” he started after a beat of awkward silence, “Tell me what’s going on?”

They all rushed to explain, tripping over their words and speaking over each other. Harry held up a hand when he’d heard enough, effectively silencing them. 

“I’m going to be honest with he,” he said seriously, “I didn’t want to be in slytherin either. The only reason I was in Gryffindor was because I asked the Sorting Hat not to put me in slytherin. 

He rushed to keep speaking when they started to open their mouths again, undoubtedly about to ask him if they were allowed to go ask the Sorting Hat too, “I asked for that for the wrong reasons. I thought that slytherin house was bad. I thought that it was the house for dark wizards and witches. I thought that I wouldn’t be able to make any friends because how could I be like them?”

A sense of panic overtook the first years, as if he was confirming all their darkest thoughts. Harry smiled reassuringly. 

“I was wrong, though. Some of the bravest, best people I’ve known have come from slytherin house. Some of the most cowardly of men have come from gryffindor. There is no right or wrong house to be in. If the Sorting Hat thinks that you’ll succeed in slytherin, it’s because you have all the potential and traits to do so. And I’m here to help you do that.”

The first years calmed, thinking this over and staring at him with calculating eyes. One by one, they slowly nodded and wiped away tear tracks from their cheeks. Harry grinned triumphantly and stood from his desk. 

“Now, why don’t we return to the common room. I’ll introduce you to some of the mermaids that like to sit by the windows.”

The walk to the dungeon was filled with excited questions and bright eyes. 

anonymous asked:

Happy 8 years!!! mine and my fiance's 8 year anniversary is this year too, just later on! And I'm just gonna take the opportunity to say this, I look up to you guys so much, even though I've only cosplayed once (for Halloween no less), but you guys make me feel like I can still get into it, even though I worry I'm too old at 26. You guys are amazing and wonderful and it is a delight to follow you <3<3<3<3

26!!! Your a baby like me!! At this age Harrison Ford wasnt even Han Solo yet!! We got plenty of time. And when you do start to cosplay and you need help Ill be right here as always for you!!

  • Ryder: What are you doing?
  • Friend: Taking your picture.
  • Ryder: Why?
  • Friend: Because when I’m old and wrinkled, I'll look at it and think "I bet that bastard didn't age a day yet".
  • Ryder: *laughs*
  • Friend: It’s weird, you know. It’s not like I can write you or call. You'll be out of my life forever.
  • Ryder: Stop being so maudlin. It's my farewell party, not a wake.
  • Friend: But how I would survive without my best wingman?
  • Ryder: Oh, I'm sure you'll manage. Less competition for you, anyway. I wish you could come with, though, it would've been fun.
  • Friend: Yeah, me too. But doctor orders...
  • Ryder: Wait, what? You applied?
  • Friend: Sure. Like I'd let you have all the fun by yourself if I could help it.
  • Ryder: So, what about the doctor, it’s nothing serious, right?
  • Friend: Nah, don’t worry about me. Just less likely to live through 600 years of stasis. Their requirements are pretty high.
  • Ryder: I can’t believe you hadn’t told me you were applying in the first place.
  • Friend: Thought I’d surprise you with a good news, but... Oh, well. Where’s you better half, anyway? I wanted to say goodbye...
  • Ryder: Keep you hands off my sister, she’ll kick your ass. And she's probably still packing. I have no idea how she’s managed to get so much stuff with us moving around all the time.
the signs as some of my music faves
  • Aries: The Neighbourhood // you make me wanna scream, at the top of my lungs
  • Taurus: Twenty One Pilots // sometimes to stay alive you gotta kill your mind
  • Gemini: Mariana and the Diamonds // feelings are just like the weather
  • Cancer: Melanie Martinez // your hearts too big for your body
  • Leo: Troye Sivan // 'cus when you look like that I've never wanted to be so bad
  • Virgo: Halsey // I promised myself I wouldn't let you complete me
  • Libra: The Weekend// being the drugs baby I can bring my pain
  • Scorpio: Artic Monkeys // maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new
  • Sagittarius: Lana Del Rey // they judge me like a picture book
  • Capricorn: 5sos // we are the leaders of the not coming backs
  • Aquarius: Bastille // are you going to age with grace? are you going to age without mistakes?
  • Pisces: Hoizer // no grave can hold my body down, I'll crawl home to her

moonfox22  asked:

WIIIFE!!! HEYYYYY!!!

Hey ya *wink* <3 

1. First impression: I actually knew about your existence thanks to ks week 2016 and I was like, wow she writes such sweet things I love it.

2. Truth is: SHE’S SO SWEET I LOVE HER A LOT YOU CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE!!!! 

3. How old do you look: you look your age and gorgeous if you allow me to say it, excuse you

4. Have you ever made me laugh: YES when you gave up to being abducted by aliens xD

5. Have you ever made me mad: never

6. Best feature: your whole existence, creature goals, GIVE HER LOVE! I DEMAND IT

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: really? like isn’t obvious because if you have doubts, then YES, OF COURSE!!! 

8. You’re my: BLUSHES, LAUGH, FLUFFYNESS, ROMANCE, and INSPIRATION, you are my homie, waifu, and friend! <3 <3 <3 I died writing this because I’m the ultimate dork and I went blank, so maybe there’s more.

9. Name in my phone: again, what phone xD

10. Should you post this too? absolutely 

So I'm driving the car and my aunt is with me. I have my phone on the aux cord playing music and this happens
  • Aunt: can i look through your music?
  • Me: yeah sure I don't care
  • Aunt: Motionless in White? What's that?
  • Me: amazing music. I mean it's metal so I have no clue if you'll like it
  • Aunt: *starts playing hatefuck* damn I'm impressed *turns it up to half way*
  • Me: *surprised* you like this
  • Aunt: yeah this is the type of music that I liked to listen to when I was your age
  • Me: *so proud*
"american beauty" sentence starters
  • "I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world."
  • "Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself."
  • "Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."
  • "I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast."
  • "You're right. I suck dick for money."
  • "Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge, to boot?"
  • "Management wants you gone by the end of the day."
  • "Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of."
  • "It's like God's looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful... you can look right back."
  • "When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track."
  • "All I did was party and get laid. I had my whole life ahead of me."
  • "I rule!"
  • "She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel better about yourself."
  • "It's never too late to get it back."
  • "I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated."
  • "You think you're the only one who's sexually frustrated here?"
  • "Both my wife/husband and daughter/son think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right."
  • "I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility."
  • "You should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States."
  • "Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?"
  • "Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?"
  • "I don't think we can be friends anymore."
  • "Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please?"
  • "You're way too uptight about sex."
  • "I want to look good naked!"
  • "Someone really should just put him out of his misery."
  • "I'm not paying you to do... whatever it is you're doing out here."
  • "You don't really think [name] and I were..."
  • "Want me to kill him for you?"
  • "I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school."
  • "I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone."
  • "Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die."
  • "She hates me. She hates you, too."
  • "There's plenty of joy in my life."
  • "Go fuck yourself, psycho!"
  • "My parents are coming tonight. They're trying to, you know, take an active interest in me."
  • "Gross. I hate it when my mom does that."
  • "Fuck me, Your Majesty!"
  • "I was hoping you'd give me a bath. I'm very, very dirty."
  • "You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have."
  • "I'm so sorry for the way things look around here."
  • "I think using psychotropic drugs is a very positive example to set for our daughter."
  • "Who are you looking for?"
  • "This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living."
  • "There's nothing worse than being ordinary."
  • "Everything that's meant to happen does."
  • "You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak."
  • "Welcome to America's weirdest home videos."
  • "Oh well, all right, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way."
  • "I'm sensing a real distance growing between you and [name]."
  • "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."
  • "Don't you mess with me, mister, or I'll divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!"
  • "Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute."
  • "If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot."
  • "You don't get to tell me what to do ever again."
  • "I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out."
  • "Never underestimate the power of denial."
  • "Are you trying to look unattractive today?"
  • "How dare you speak to me that way in front of her."
  • "Jesus, what is it with you?"
  • "I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist."
  • "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in."
  • "See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident."
  • "Don't interrupt me, honey!"
  • "[Name]'s a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her."
  • "I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die."
  • "You better watch yourself, [name], or you're going to turn into a real bitch, just like your mother!"
  • "I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you lose your job."
  • "You're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it."
  • "You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."
  • "Uh, whose car is that out front?"
  • "Your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink."
  • "In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times."
  • "She's... she's really happy. She thinks she's in love."
  • "I think you just became my personal hero!"
  • "Man, you are one twisted fuck."
  • "The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."
  • "You know, this really doesn't concern you."
  • "I mean, how's her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable?"
  • "I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it."
  • "Your wife is with another man and you don't care?"
  • "It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."
  • "In less than a year, I'll be dead."
  • "[Name], today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
  • "I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her."
  • "We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time."
  • "I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are."
  • "Well, at least I'm not ugly."
  • "This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."
  • "[Name], are you masturbating?!"
  • "If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model."
  • "In a way, I'm dead already."
  • "You are so busted."
  • "I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up."
  • "Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably."
  • "The car I've always wanted and now I have it."
  • "God, it's been a long time since anybody asked me that..."
  • "Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about."
  • "I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose."
  • "Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but."
  • "It would be nice if I was anywhere near as important to him as she is."
  • "Gotta spend money to make money."
  • "I refuse to be a victim!"
  • "I was filming this dead bird."
  • "Do you party?"
  • "Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her/him like an employee."
  • "Could he be any more pathetic?"
  • "I think it's sweet."
  • "You need structure... you need discipline."
  • "He's just so confident, it can't be real."
  • "So, you're fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick?"
  • "He didn't even look at me once!"
  • "I don't think you'd fit in here."
  • "It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn."
  • "Excuse me for speaking so bluntly, sir."
  • "Oh, I'm in trouble."
  • "I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting."
  • "This country is going straight to hell!"
  • "[Name], when did you become so joyless?"
  • "I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious."
  • "What is this? The fucking Gay Pride parade?"
  • "Sorry about my dad."
  • "To you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones."
  • "This is my first time."
Age-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "So did you hunt mammoths for extra credit?"
  • "Aren't children supposed to respect their elders?"
  • "Should I get you a cane for your next birthday?"
  • "Damn kids these days, I swear!"
  • "You were actually alive when ______ happened?"
  • "Back in my day, we didn't have it so easy!"
  • "Please stop trying to recapture your youth. That look died with the dinosaurs."
  • "This is what all you kids are doing, isn't it?"
  • "No. No you are not being 'hip'."
  • "I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places."
  • "What was it like growing up back then?"
  • "You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."
  • "At my age, my back goes out more than I do."
  • "I wish I was as old as you. Then I could do that, too."
  • "Wasn't that a little before your time?"
  • "Aren't you too old to be doing that?"
  • "What was it like growing up back then?"
  • "History wasn't even invented yet when you were in school."
  • "Why can't you just grow up? You are so immature!"
  • Skulduggery: Things are going to get a lot rougher from here on in, and I need someone to fight by my side. There's something about you, Valkyrie. I'm not quite sure what it is. I look at you and....
  • Valkyrie: And you're reminded of yourself when you were my age?
  • Skulduggery: Hmm? Oh, no, what I was going to say is that there's something about you that is really annoying, and you never do what you're told, and sometimes I question your intelligence, but even so I'm going to train you, because I like having someone follow me around like a little puppy. It makes me feel good about myself.
  • Valkyrie: You are such a moron.
  • Skulduggery: Don't be jealous of my genius.
  • Valkyrie: Can you get over yourself for a moment?
  • Skulduggery: If only that were possible.
  • Valkyrie: For a guy with no internal organs, you've got quite the ego.
  • Skulduggery: And for a girl who can't stand up without falling over, you're quite the critic.
  • Valkyrie: My leg will be fine.
  • Skulduggery: And my ego will flourish. What a pair we are.
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that’s it. that’s old people.

her-cocaine-nose-job  asked:

Hey! Didn't see a faqs thing or whatever, but I keep seeing things about fibro on up your blog, is that what you've been diagnosed with? Sorry, I'm just curious because I've never met anyone else under the age of 40 with it too, lol

This page lists everything I have here

I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia when I was fifteen though looking back, I knew I had it when I was around elementary school. 

I have met so many spoonies under 40 who have it. You can ask me whatever you like don’t be shy. 

Spoonies under 40 suffering from Fibro please stand up

anonymous asked:

So I saw that you're 20 and I just was wondering. Do you ever feel like...you aren't where normal people your age are? This may sounds like a weird question, but I'm also 20 and sometimes I just feel so inadequate when looking around at people who seem to have so much of their life together. You know what I mean?

omg are you following my other blog?! I literally just reblogged something that said “Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they’re supposed to be doing.” I can completely relate to this and you. I don’t necessarily like looking towards the future because I have no idea what I will be doing or where I will be. I always just focus on the present and get done what I know I need to get done. I also feel like we may look at people and think their life is together and perfect but most of the time in reality they are just as lost as we are. We are still young and I feel in time things will start to fall into place 

Blac chyna is mad immature 😂 hinting at the fact she’s gonna/wants to fight Kylie when she turns 18 like babe you’re so embarrassing. All you’re coming across as now is obsessed and salty. You need to act your age and get over the fact a 17 year old took ya baby daddy. He doesn’t want you anymore (I can see why), you’re just an attention seeking bitter bitch. move on 😂

anonymous asked:

Don't worry about it, I totally understand. I got the idea from Song Ji Eun's - Don't Look At Me Like That. about an angsty/dramatic Kai smut where i dunno maybe he's your brother's friend and you've liked each other for ages but there's nothing you could do about it so there's constant tension between you. I have no idea how to get to the smut itself, I get all these ideas in my head but can never write them down that's why I'm here. Thanks again x

Great song by the way ! Hope you like it :)

You didn’t know what attracted you to him. All you knew wasyou had to have him.

You first met Kim Jongin when your brother introduced you two and the tension began. You got along quite well but when the two of you were alone, intimacy was apparent. That’s when you knew the feeling was mutual, but you couldn’t act upon it. Things that wanted to be said, or done, couldn’t because of what other people thought.

When your brother found out you liked Jongin he was quick to disapprove, even bringing your parents into it. They didn’t want you and Jongin together. So, you played the good girl and did what you were told. Whenever Jongin was around you avoided being alone with him, even speaking to him. But it didn’t stop you wishing for what you yearned for.

You began to question your family’s judgment; Why? Why not? What was so wrong about wanting to be with someone you like? You were tired of caring about what other people thought when they didn’t recognize your feelings.

You couldn’t take it anymore, you didn’t want to. You wanted Jongin. That’s when you decided nothing was going to hold you back anymore.

And you’ve never felt so relieved in your life then to be in his arms this very moment. Like you always should have been. 

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