can i just have him already


I’m still mad that Sten’s sword is so useless. By the time I’ve run around all of Ferelden looking for the damn thing Sten already has something at least twice as good. But because the sword means so much to him I have a hard time justifying roleplaying-wise making him use something else…so I usually just end up never taking him with me. Which blows, I really like him. There are other items like this (the sword you can give Fenris, Zevran’s gloves/boots) but none that annoys me as much as this.            

Bts gif reaction to when you can’t really open things by yourself.

So before I start writing this, thank you for 104 followers, it really means the world to me, and also thanks for requesting anon, hope you enjoy this.

(Credits to gif owners)

Request:Hiii 🌈 can I request a reaction for BTS when their s.o can never really open things by herself (bag of chips, packets, bottle of water, etc) thank you 🌺


Rap mon knew that you always hated having to open bags of well anything by yourself, you could never seem to do it, and always ended up asking him.

Turns out asking rapmon isn’t a very good idea either, he would just rip the whole bag open.

“Opps, I’ll clean it up don’t worry”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Jin knee how much you struggled opening things, so when you bought a new pair of tights for the dinner party you were going to, he had already opened them and payed them out on your shared bed.

“Oppa did you open these? Your so sweet”

“Anything for my princess”

Originally posted by bwiseoks


Suga and you had just moved into a new home together, as a fraction you decided to throw a party, when you got to the crisps to open them, it was a struggle and a half, thankfully suga knew this and instantly came along and opened it for you.

“You look so cute when you concentrate on one thing”

Originally posted by butterflyguk


Hobi was always practicing his dances, and learning new ones, so it didn’t really surprise you when he took you to one of his solo practices, you knew how thirsty he got when he would take a rest, so you went up to the table with his water bottle, you probably struggled for about 5 minuets before he noticed and came over, hugging you from the back reaching over to the bottle.

“Your struggling for oppa? That’s so sweet, I missed you too pumpkin”

(I don’t know why but jhopes Just always turns out so sweet)

Originally posted by jvnckles


Jimin didn’t like seeing you so focused on one thing, so whenever you seemed to struggle with trying to get anything open, he would instantly go over and open it for you, and once he opened it, he would smile and for the rest of the time steal your attention away from whatever you were doing.

“I missed you my angel, we should spend a lot more time together, don’t you think?”

Originally posted by bts-baby-girl


Tae loves teasing you about pretty much anything, so when he saw you struggle to open up a packet of ready made pancakes, he stood in his apron laughing, and then when he saw how serious you got, he would open it and kiss your forehead.

“Why are you so cute? Even when your simply opening up a packet you place a smile on me, I love you”

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty


Jungkook was your go to person to open up anything, you lived together so that was easy enough, but he wasn’t always available, so when you went to one of his managers for help on opening up a new can of soda, jungkook became pouty and would say.

“But I’m your hero, from now on you can’t ask anyone but oppa to open your bottles, or anything for that matter”

Originally posted by two-different-realms

So hope you enjoyed that one, and keep requesting and thanks again for all the follows.

Anyways bye~~~

Originally posted by yoonseok

anonymous asked:

Could you pleaseeee do an imagine where you watch stranger things with Shawn and you really get him into it because he thought he wouldn’t like it?💜

Originally posted by smendesgifs

“What are you doing?” Shawn asks, sounding alarmed, when you remove yourself from his arms to reach for the tv remote. 

“I’m turning it off before the next episode starts,” You respond, as though it is obvious. 

“What? Why?” He questions. 

You laugh at how upset he sounds at this, and answer, “Because we’ve already watched three episodes today.” You say, pressing the stop button. 

“No, babe!” He says, leaning forward from his position on the couch to grab your hand. “Just one more, please?” 

You laugh at this, but shake your head, “I have to get my work done. You can watch it by yourself if you want to.” You say, handing him the remote, which he doesn’t take. Instead he leans back again, pulling you down next to him. 

“I can’t watch it without you, you’ll never let me live it down.” He responds and he’s not wrong.

“You were the one who didn’t even want to start watching Stranger Things. I had to force you to watch the first episode with me.” You remind him.

He smiles, “I know. It’s because I thought I wasn’t going to like it, but its actually so good. I need to know what is going to happen. One more episode, please?” He begs. 

You just shake your head, and he exhales loudly. “Fine.” And then he requests, ”But can you do it here on the couch so I can sit next to you?”

And thats one request you can’t say no to. 

I have not peeked into my dash AT ALL since the new episode, mostly just scrolled a few blogs to catch myself up on gifsets etc, but I wanna put down a few more thoughts from rewatching 13x01 and 2 today - which was hours ago so I’m not sure how much I have to say -

- in 13x01 *Sam* says that they “need” Jack - thinking of course about his portal opening abilities, and next episode is the one to start poking him about what else he can do, seeming really interested for the teleporting. He also has the conversation with Donsmodeus where he has already been researching what Jack can do and completely misses “Donatello”’s flip on Jack about moulding him because now Donssmodeus is talking his language about that, all of which vaguely worries me. I know there’s a discourse about Dean the Bad Parent out there but only from 2nd hand chat that it exists so I just wanna weigh in. 13x02 hammers home that “needing” people is BAD (which I covered a little more in my notes about the episode about how “i need you” is now a bad phrase and hopefully that loops back around to where it became such a hot subject in the first place and Dean says something more about wanting or loving Cas than needing him when he’s back, but Lucifer said it about Mary and Michael said it about Lucifer, and Sam said it about Jack. So. It’s not all sunshine over there even when it’s adorable and Sam is so supportive and I am loving every moment of him and Jack).

- Sam talks about how Kelly and Cas thought Jack was worth all the fuss, and “so do i”, aligning himself with Jack’s parents etc etc he’s now morally responsible for Jack as a guiding figure. Dean had no such conversation and was not included in this conversation which was started BECAUSE Dean had said horrible things about Jack. I don’t think at the moment Dean’s on the level of “parenting” Jack, at least in the same way I don’t think Mary in season 12 can possibly compare to John for their entire upbringing when having a bad parent conversation. You can condemn her treatment of them and complain about how she should have reached out more or not left or whatever (I mean I’m pretty supportive right up to “lying about working with the BMoL” and then switch to sympathetically understanding while agreeing it’s a mistake but blah blah those power stories and that’s how we learn and grow around here)… But yeah none of it can possibly scar them like their entire youth spent with John’s version of parenting.

Granted literally all of Jack’s issues pretty much stem from Dean, whether it’s activating his memories of Lucifer reaching out to him and getting our first “I’m good” which means “I’m not good” which is SUCH a loaded statement about not just wellness but ethical morality levels (e.g. was that the first chink in Jack’s goodness where he has warring influences on him now - though I still of course think his core is completely good/neutral) and of course saying all the stuff about Jack to make him think he’s not worth it and then be so horrified and confused about his own life and abilities we get that last scene. Asmodeus barely managed to make a dent in Jack’s self-worth except for teaching him trust and wariness, but even then a better pep talk about God and all would have avoided the problem entirely if the Winchesters were forthcoming with their issues with faith and religion and explained the shittiness of this world’s Creation properly instead of being uncomfortable about explaining Lucifer and Chuck and the myriad issues they cause.

But yeah, I think Dean’s fucked Jack up immensely but he’s just not in a place to care or understand and he has not stated Jack is his responsibility in any other way than protecting other people from him, because he can’t see him properly yet. Another thing I caught while thinking about the framing of this all and Jack from Dean’s POV is that Jack looked enraged to see Dean at the police station when he was running from the angel radio, and to Dean it seems like *only* Sam taser-ing Jack avoided Jack attacking Dean again and he has no way to say whether Jack would have or not. We had already seen so much more of Jack’s nice side by that point we can assume he was just scared and running and overloading, but Dean does not know that. He’s also in no place for Sam’s attempts at sensitivity training to work, but Sam has already attempted to call out the problem Dean has a few times, to no avail but at least he’s putting the words out there, bridging the problem between them by making it clear they need to be on the same page, and trying to get Dean to cooperate.

(I haven’t seen the discourse about this but I wonder if the haste we have to assign them all as family members to Jack while the show is taking a slow approach to having Dean own any responsibility for Jack while Sam has dived straight into being the Best Uncle Ever has made this more of a problem because it’s hard to have Sam in one place with Jack and Dean in another and NOT see the connection to Sam and Cas automatically making him uncle or step father to Jack by proxy, while the earned family philosophy means Dean has not chosen any connection whatsoever to Jack except the one he already made clear, that he still sees Jack as a monster and a problem and even with deeper sympathy and understanding after spending time with him, he can’t credit Jack his human side or trust him to control the angel side… the 10x09 mirror conversation between them (or 2x11 if he’s seeing Jack as Sam and putting himself back in the season 2 mindset aka ranked one of his worst ever and proportionately THE worst) just goes to show his problems even more. He didn’t trust himself back in season 10 and wanted Cas as a failsafe to throw him into the sun. He’s probably looking up how to do that right now :P)

- but to get back to Asmodeus and Jack, the big fuck up the Winchesters made in preparing Jack for the world was not warning him that having any sort of destiny was a Bad Thing. Asmodeus made it up completely but it goes in line with Kelly believing there was a higher purpose for Jack and Cas’s utter defeat about the idea saying it was all just random happenstance; though it was a circumstantial lie I find it interesting in the wider metaphorical picture in the same way Kelly praying to Sven for help in the open of 12x23 is circumstantial but fascinating in a wider picture :P Obviously there’s a massive Destiel barrier to communication in the room specifically in the general area of Donatello talking about having a direct line to God or not, because on a better day Dean could have been regular old bitter about that and snarked enough of a warning for Jack to get the idea that no such thing exists and God doesn’t care… And I hate that’s the HAPPY day for them, but there you go, Dean was still so fucked up about that prayer not being answered a couple of days before that he does the thing I saw a gifset pointing out from Sam’s same page speech about just shutting down completely when it comes to the subject of Cas and his death and Sam’s hope and God not helping and all that in general.

I’m pretty sure I’ve mis-explained all of these thoughts horrifically so my inbox is always there for me to get back to this maybe on Monday or something… it’s my birthday then and I love random meta asks from people confused about what I meant about something giving me a chance to write an even longer post. I’m genuinely excited to research up the table post I need to make about the final Bunker kitchen scene on me bday >.>

anonymous asked:

i'm a scottish dghda fan and honestly any time dirk is sassy/sarcastic/a lil bitch that's the scottishness right there. we are a deeply bitter nation.


Okay, so I feel you. To answer my own questions, I’m Clan Macqueen and this is our tartan. You are 100% on it okay Dirk has that sass for a reason my friends.

But now I’m thinking about Scots and tartan and Dirk should have a kilt. I’d give him mine but it’s too small. Can we get on that though? Like, not to be stereotypical or anything I just really think it would add something to his already questionable fashion choices.

This got away from me a little. Oops.

Sleepover Saturday

Perfect PT1 // Kim Namjoon

AN: Okay so I got this idea listening to Perfect by Selena Gomez. So let‘s see how this goes, it’ll be a little similar to my previous imagine *Façade* but a little twisted. So just let me know what you think and I already have PT2 (which will be named Unholy) already half written. Thank You so much. 

Originally posted by bangtaninspired

You and Namjoon have been together for over a year now, and things have been absolutely wonderful or so you thought. 

“Joonie you know I love you, right?” you question as you two were watching whatever show was on at 2am because that’s the only time you two can spend together. Him always in the studio, practicing, and just getting ready for their next comeback, and you just starting out your acting career with a new TV show set to premier this winter. But it was always like you were never apart and that’s what you loved about your connection with Namjoon.

“Yes,” he chuckles holding you closer to him. “And I love you.” He says pecking a kiss to your forehead. 

“Oh come on, I know you can do better than that!” You egg him on. He looks at you surprised, and smirks at you before he gently pushes you down on the couch. 

He takes off his shirt and you do the same with yours, you have nothing left but your panties on and he in his briefs. he looks at you adoringly, crawling over you, putting each of his hands on either side of your head. He kisses you passionately making you moan a little as you graze your hands down on his sides reaching the hemline of his briefs. He uses the back of his hand to slowly slide down your body and reach your panties, but he doesn’t stop there. He slides them down your legs as you slightly kick them off once he can’t reach them any longer. 

You start to moan as he slips his fingers down your already wet core, running them up and down getting you more aroused. Never breaking the kiss you start to palm at his clothed member. He does a little growl into your mouth as his removes his hand and yours as he quickly takes his briefs off, wanting to be inside of you already. He starts pumping himself before he grinds his cock inside of your throbbing pussy. You both moan in ecstasy, as you wrap your legs around his waist puling him closer so he could be deeper in you.

“Ohh~ shit.” he groans as he’s picking up his pace. “You feel so good, Stacy. Oh God.” He says and you stop all your movements and unwrap your legs from his body, shocked at the name he called you, clearly not being yours. He opens his eyes at the loss of contact then realization hits him as he starts to apologize. 

You stat to push at his chest indicating for him to get off  of you. “What the fuck did you call me!” you say, anger taking control of your body.

“I didn’t mean to, I swear.” He says now on his knees in front of you. “It just slipped out. I don’t know where that even came from.” he said now rubbing your legs not looking at you.

You scoff pushing him down as you rush to the bedroom and locking yourself in. At this point you’re crying as you slide down the door and you hear Namjoon pounding on the door as he’s cursing, yelling, and trying to convince you to open the door. You were there for almost an hour, He’s still there not giving up, as you think to yourself ‘I don’t need this, I don’t need him,’ You wipe your eyes, get yourself up from the ground and finally dress your naked body. You grab your bags and fill them with everything that you own in that room and the private bathroom. You sit on the bed, that was once your sanctuary, and think about your next move. After fifteen minutes of deciding on staying at a hotel for a week or so until you figure it out later. You grabbed your bags from the side of the bed after you made a call to a hotel for reservations. Namjoon had stopped awhile ago, so you brace yourself for anything. 

You open the door, and walking quickly so you don’t get caught. “where are you going?” Damn it, you thought as he walks to you, fully clothed as well.

“I don’t have to tell you.” you say harshly.

“I didn’t mean to say that, I swear it just came out. I swear on everything that will never happen again. Just please don’t go. We ca…” he starts to ramble on, but your in no mood to have the situation at hand, and being treated as if your pissed that he just ate your left over food.

“Who is she?” you start, staring straight at him.

He bows his head ashamed, “Who? Oh ‘Stacy’ I don’t know? I told you it was an accident.” he says rocking back and forth on his heels.

“I’m not fucking stupid Namjoon. And I know when you’re lying. So, who the fuck is she, and how long has it been going on for. At least be honest with me.” you’re a lot more firmly so he knows that you are in fact hurt and angry and serious.

“She’s just a trainee from the company, her group will most likely have their debut next summer. About two months.” He says know crying and still not looking at you. As soon as you get your answer you start walking towards the door fighting back your tears so he doesn’t see how pathetic he’s made you feel. He pulls you to him, but you push him off, him stumbling to floor. He looks at you shocked 

“Don’t touch me.” is all you say. You walk out of the shared apartment as you walk to your car. You drive to your hotel that will be your home for a week or so. You wait in line to check in. You try not to think about the events that went down not so long ago. Again fighting back tears. 

Originally posted by anxiousintrover

You wake up to an unfamiliar scenery of the room. Your mind rushing the horrible memories back only to have you bury yourself further into the comforter and groaning. Thank God you had two weeks off from shooting or you would be a wreck and have every one worried. 

your phone starts ringing, you answer not really looking at the caller ID, knowing it can’t be him because you blocked the asshole the second you settled into the room

“Hello,” you say, your voice a little husky from all the crying.

“Wow still asleep I hear.” the voice chuckles a bit. You go stiff as you hear Min Yoongi’s voice. “Tell Joonie-ah I’m waiting for him, please.” you can see his gummy smile from here. So Namjoon hasn’t told them yet. Of course not.

“I’m sorry I can’t I’m not with him.” I say harshly.

“Well when will you be home, he needs to…” you cut him off.

“I guess you didn’t hear me correctly. I am no longer with Kim Namjoon. You can find him yourself.” You say as calmly as you can.

“Wait, what the fuck happened.” he says more concerned.

“You need to ask him,” I say as I mess with the hem of the comforter. 

“Well I can’t. We were supposed to meet up for breakfast, but he never showed. And he won’t answer his phone.” He says.

“That’s not my problem. I’m sorry Mins.” You say. 

“Where are you. Can we talk?” he asks slowly not wanting to upset you.

“Yeah okay.” you say as you give him the hotel and room number your in.

An hour later, due to you being on the other side of town from him. You hear a knock and you head over to the door making sure it’s him and only him. You open the door and greet each other with a hug. He closes the door behind him as you sit in the middle of the bed. He looks around the room and sees all your belongings on the floor, couch, and even in the little kitchen space.  He sits cautiously on the couch. “So, what happened?” he asks quietly hoping not to upset you.

“He’s been cheating on me.” you simply say as if it was no big deal. 

He scrunches his face up. And looks at you as if you told him the sky was an olive green color.

“No, that can’t be.” 

“What the fuck, of course it is. I found out and he told me so.” I say getting pissed by the second.

“How?” he asks slowly, barely a whisper looking at the floor.

“We were in the middle of.. of having sex and he called me her name.” you say the first part a little embarrassed, but then you were just ashamed saying it out loud. You start to cry softly hugging your knees, not being able to look at him so you close your eyes.

You fill a dip in the bed, but you still have your eyes closed as you feel Yoongi sitting at your side hugging you tightly that you also feel his legs wrap around you. You look at him and he starts to run the back of his hand on your check to rid some of your tears. Hugging him back as your legs wrap around his waist as you continue to cry. He strokes your hair, he feels so helpless and so sorry that you, of all people, have to go through this hurt. You both were in that position for a good moment before he whispered, “I’m sorry.”

“You don’t have to be sorry. It’s not your fault your dumbass friend can’t keep it in his pants.” you say sniffling, your chin against his shoulder as your arms are under his wrapping around his back. He chuckles at the last bit, slowly moving your head with his movements. Silence hits again, but it’s very comfortable. You think to yourself that you can’t wait to see the Min Yoongi settling down and just being so lovingly to his future girl, you smile at the last part. 

“I wouldn’t have done that to you.” he whispers again. You pull away looking at him wondering if he said what you think he said.

“What?” you whisper as well.

He looks down sheepishly. Then he looks back up at you, “I wouldn’t have done that to you. I should’ve told you how I felt a long time ago, but I saw how you were with him and who am I to make you decide between me and him.” he says still looking at you in the eyes. You stood still in your position just looking at him. You were definitely speechless.

Your fingers fidgeting with the hoodie of his sweater was a very good distraction before you spoke your next words. “Right, like I’m such a catch. Namjoon of all people got bored of me and had to find someone else. Hell he was even thinking of her as he fucked me. So no Mins, you don’t want me!” you say now sobbing again, looking down at your laps not wanting to face your closest friend. 

Yoongi gently pulls your face to look at him as his thumbs try to remove the streams running down your cheeks. “You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I love how your mind works and how smart you are when it comes to they way you think and speak. Your laugh, God your laugh can bring me to the happiest feeling in the world especially when you and Jin make those stupid non-funny jokes. But it’s hilarious to you and I love when I see that big smile on this face making you more beautiful, if that’s even possible. I hate seeing you feel so low. You are good enough, you are the type of woman that every guy should be after. Do you know how you …..” he says all the words that Namjoon hasn’t even said to you. Okay maybe half of the things. but still. You feel your heart skip a couple of times. You just want him to stop talking so you do you what you think is the easiest way. You press your soft lips against his. You sense the stillness due to being caught off guard, but he slowly starts to kiss you back. You move your hands from his back to his chest to around his neck, slipping your fingers through his hair tugging it a little as he slips his arms around your waist puling you closer to him so that your straddling him. 

He stops the kiss and you look at him confused, only to find him slowly lifting up your shirt, you raise your arms so he can fully take it off. He throws it behind and you start to take off his sweater and shirt at the same pace, throwing them in the same spot as yours. He takes your hand and pulls you off the bed with as you both strip each other from your clothes leaving you in your underwear and brawette and him in his briefs. You never realized how dimly lit the room was until now, just a little glow in the corner of the room, which indicated that hours has passed since Min Yoongi arrived. The moment he stopped kissing you til now, you guys never broke eye contact, until he gently grabbed your face to his to feel you again. His hands roaming over your body and one of your hands was at his chest, thumb running back and forth slowly, stroking his collarbone and the other arm over his shoulder as your hand was clinging to his hair once again. 

He slowly turns both of you and both fall on to the bed. Breaking the kiss as you both giggle from the impact . He stares into your eyes as his arm hooks around your waist and the other is supporting him and allowing him to move you both from the end to the start of the bed, right on the pillows. His torso on yours, his legs between yours. Arms on either side of you with one hand stroking your cheek. Your arms around his neck.

“I never thought you could get more beautiful, and yet here you are.” he says before he kisses every inch of your face. You giggle as a little hum comes from your throat as you feel his member hardening as it’s rubbing against your core. He soon finds his way to your lips but he slowly grazes them against yours only to say “are you sure you want this? We can stop and maybe talk if you want to.” He says looking you in the eyes so lovingly. You do what you think you should and you move you hips against him making him groan into you neck causing him to grind back, kissing your collarbone, up your jaw, to your lips. “Tease.” he smiles before he attaches your lips with his. 

Both of you are basically dry humping and neither of you can take it anymore. “Min Yoongi I need you to be inside of me now.” you say out of breath as you look at him. He nods, stopping his actions and sitting up right as you catch your breath and calm down as much as you can. He slides your panties down slowly as he kisses down your legs making you moan a little here and there. He gets off the bed so he can take off his briefs and drops both materials to the floor. You bring your legs up a little so they’re bent on the bed as he slowly gets back on the bed crawling over to you and you slowly open your legs as he gets closer to you. he’s between your legs now with his hands on either side of your waist. He, being the tease that he his is lick up your entrance to your clit and pulls on it making you jump, as you moan out his name. He smirks as he starts to kiss, lick, and even bite up your body making his way up to you. “Who’s the tease now?” you ask as faces you, grabbing your face and kissing you. 

“Are you ready?” he asks, his tone serious now.

“Yes I want you.” you say as you tangle your fingers in his hair once again.

He has a gummy smile as he kisses your lips, your jaw all the way to your neck. He lines himself up to meet your entrance, he slowly goes into you until you meet his base. You moan out, tightening your grip on his hair. He’s just as long as Najoom, but oh baby is Yoongi thicker than him. Yoongi starts thrusting into you slow but rough and God do you love it. He doesn’t do the little thrusts, no he’s full on deep into you that his balls hit against you. “Oh~ shit you feel so good around me baby.” he moans as he starts to bite at your neck. 

“”Fuck me,…. Yoongi.” You say as his speed starts to go faster little by little. 

He lifts himself up so that he’s on his knees and grabs you hips to meet his, not even slowing down his movements at all. And this position makes him feel even deeper inside of you. You grip the pillows as hard as you can, your eyes are rolling back as your about to reach you high, but you’re trying your hardest to keep it all in.

“Baby girl you look so innocent from here. I love you like this.” Yoongi says as he pounds harder into you. He starts to rub your clit so slowly, starting to give you that feeling of ecstasy, that you’ve been missing for a while now. “I’m so close Y/N, Fuck, you’re too beautiful.”

You look up at him. You both are staring into each others eyes as if looking into each others souls. “Yoongi, I’m so close….. Fuck baby.” You say. He places your bottom half back on the bed and meets you face to face kissing you, not even slowing his pace. 

“Let’s cum together.” He says in between kisses. You both can’t take it anymore as you both are spilling onto each other . After you ride out both your highs, he starts to slow down his thrusts, then slowly pulls out, making you both hiss at the empty feeling. He kisses you, with even more meaning behind it. you wrap your arms around his back bringing him closer to you. ‘How can a man ever get bored of this?!’ he thinks to himself. 

He moves his body so that he’s besides you. You turn and face him, not wanting to miss anything he does. He grabs for the messy duvet and pulls it over the both of you. He caresses you cheek, then slides his hand down your body to meet your waist and pulls you close to his chest as you tangle your legs with his. You hug him and plant kisses all over his chest and neck. He chuckles a little then kisses your hair. “Maybe we should get some rest baby.” he says as he feels your attack on his chest and neck start to slow down. You nod your head at his request as you feel sleep taking over you, pulling him closer to you if that’s even possible.

What felt like an hour had passed, Yoongi is still awake. He’s just replaying the scenes of you and him finally being intimate with each other, and he’s also worried that when tomorrow comes, you’ll realize what you have done and regret it, because he is still friends, and bandmates with Namjoon. He moves himself away from you, just a little bit so that he could so your beautiful face, he grazes your cheek with the back of his hand then puts a piece of hair behind your ear, he then kisses your face. He feels you nuzzling your head in the space between his chest and neck and pulling him closer to your body. He just smiles at you, wrapping his arm around your back, letting sleep finally consume him.

So yeah. What do you think. I’ve checked it like a billion times so there shouldn’t be any mistakes, if there is then I am so sorry. But I am in the process of writing part 2 which will be called Unholy so please look forward to it. And please let me know how I’m doing with my writing, I just wanna know that I’m at least getting better at it. Thank you again for the ones who do read my work.

anonymous asked:

I read your tags under the jb sleeping in Mark's bed post and how we need a fic! (can someone write one pleaseeee) but have you read any markbum fics before, and if so, could you recommend one please!

So if you didn’t already know I do have a fic rec tag!
These are the markbum fics in that tag already:

And here are some new ones

  • (ongoing) A piece of Art
    • the story where Jaebum doesn’t know does Mark want more than just a portrait of him when the two of them finally end up alone..
  • if you get to hear me
    • To Jaebum, having a soulmate was like trying to grasp moonlight, which was lazily reflecting in the water - it seemed so close, so reachable; and yet every time he tried, his fingers would only dive under the water, leaving him in deafening silence.
  • in this haze you’re all i see
    • Instead of even beginning to contemplate sitting up and trying to get a head start on the day – instead of giving himself enough time to get ready without rushing for once – Jaebum shuffles in closer to Mark, still dead to the world with his head half on Jaebum’s pillow.

It is at this time that Darius returns to his room to see Bristol with one of the books he hasn’t hidden. 

Darius: Bristol! You’re early today. But I see you’re reading already.

Perhaps this isn’t a bad thing? His grandson will have to learn the tricks of the trade eventually and this is sooner than he has planned to reveal certain things to him, but it can work out-

This thought evaporates as soon as he sees the look of disgust on Bristol’s face.

Bristol: Care to explain this bullshit?

Darius: What are you talking about? 

Bristol: Your so called energy transfers are really just dark magic! How long were you planning to string me along for this? Or did you perhaps intend for me to be your next target? Is that it?

Darius: No Bristol, I just wanted you to reach your full potential. You are-

Bristol: Not an idiot. You should be ashamed of yourself. It’s people like you who ruin the name of magic. Magic is freaking amazing, ok? And it shouldn’t be used for committing crimes like these. Because what’s described in that book is just that- a crime.

romeo hcs!!!

-this boy

-we already know he’s s u c h a f l i r t

-but he literally can’t tell when someone is flirting with him

-you know that text post that’s like ‘wait did you just flirt with me’ ‘yeah i have been for the past year’

-that’s him

-he’s just oblivious to when people flirt with him

-his favorite movie is amelié

-he’s a sucker for love movies

-you know those dogs that are those mountain dogs and they rescue people and stuff and they’re huge

-he has one of those dogs and his name is honey

-he loves that dog to death

-sometimes when romeos sad he’ll just lay on the ground and the dog will come up and lay half on him and he finds it really relaxing

-romeo is actually really awkward in relationships

- yeah he can flirt but when it comes to anything else he panics

-he’s the type of person who smiles into kisses

–this dork collects stuffed animals

-he refuses to get rid of any of them

-one time specs came over and he couldn’t find romeo and he sits on his bed and texts him like

-dude where are you

-and he hears a bing and romeo just

-emerges from inside the giant pile of stuffed animals

-honey runs in and tackles him because he thinks his toy is moving

-specs is laughing his ass off


Heroes of Olympus as popular text posts
  • Percy: ''Fun drinking game: Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated.''
  • Annabeth: ''Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking?''
  • Jason: ''If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead ''
  • Piper: ''People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god''
  • Leo: ''Back by unpopular demand: me''
  • Hazel: ''I watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”''
  • Frank: ''Listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.''
  • Nico: ''Gayer than intended: an autobiography''
  • Reyna: ''Girls aren’t playing hard to get… They don’t want you.''

YOI Future!Verse ABO AU - Clothing Set

#01 - Yasha Katsuki-Nikiforov

I think sometimes you can learn a lot about a person from their clothing choices, and I’ve always sorta wanted to make some fashion sets ^ ^ So I’m making one for the OC kids, starting with the eldest as usual, Yasha! (He’s probably pre-teen-ish around here, maybe, idk)

Yasha still more or less thinks of himself as a boy (when he can be bothered to think about it at all) but loves flowers, pastels, and anything soft and gentle (in harsh contrast to his blunt as a bludgeon personality). And most importantly, he kinda just really hates wearing pants and underwear, when he can get away with full nudity… He takes the young!Victor flower fairy aesthetic to the next level. He can be very picky about what he wears, and usually prefers expensive but relatively unknown specialty brands. His parents, especially Victor, are more than happy to indulge his tastes.


IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s a Yuri!!! on Ice AU, Yuuri-centric with end-game polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri gets married to four mates (Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Minami) and they have OC kids.

This post features the Victor x Yuuri kid, Yasha.

BASICS and timeline of this AU

INTRO to how ABO works in this AU

A SUPER DETAILED world-building headcanons post on ABO+ in this AU

OTHER POSTS (comics + illustrations) in the Future!Verse ABO section of my YOI Masterpost.


Please keep ship bashing out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip <3 Thank you.


PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, TRANSLATE, OR OTHERWISE USE MY ART. More detailed rules available on my Rules & FAQ Post.

Hoechlin speaking about Sterek and:

1) Derek loves Stiles, which we already knew but it’s great hearing him say it.

2) Dylan and Hoechlin have absolutely nothing against Sterek. Matter of fact, it seems like Hoechlin himself loves the idea of Sterek (whether it’s as a BROTP or OTP) and I’m pretty sure Dylan feels the same.

3) Hoechlin appreciates the Sterek fandom very much.

4) He highkey just shut Posey’s comment down without actually saying the name.

Now that the show’s over, he no longer has any fucks to give and can say what he wants to say and I love that.

It really is stupidly heartwarming to think about how much Dan and Arin have changed each others lives

obviously there are a lot of reasons their lives changed and it’s not just related to them knowing each other but they still had an enviable affect on each other

Imagine for Dan, he finds a good friend and this good friend is not only a fan of his music but wants to share in his passion with him. Arin loves Dan’s music, had said he thought nsp was genuinely better than LONELY FRIKIN ISLAND aka one of the most prolific and hilarious bands in history - and he knows Arin isn’t blowing smoke up his ass he genuinely believes that

plus Arin actually wanted to be a part of music, the terrified socially awkward as hell “nice coat” man wanted to get up on stage not only at all - but WITH Dan I’ve known many musicians in my days and when you share in their passion, share the stage and music with them it can be like a star imploding in their heart

and then Arin - GOD in Dan he found just … fuckin sunshine. Arin obviously by his nature goes to negative and dark thoughts quickly and having … certain kinds of people around wasn’t helping. So having Dan come around just absolutely must have thrown him for a loop. This sweet, happy ball of hair and energy and sunshine wants to spend the rest of his life with Arin as comedy partners, despite the fact that he could he doesn’t plan on going anywhere and wants to stay with Arin

He believes in Arin, encourages and looks out for him, shares in his victories and helps him back up when he falls over. He’s all about praise and affection and love but not disingenuously, Arin doesn’t have to worry about Dan lying to protect his feelings. He can trust Dan in just about every way you could ask to trust a friend.

tbh if I didn’t already believe in platonic soulmates they would make a believer out of me. Some people were just … destined to meet and it’s amazing seeing that in action

just - man I hope I get to experience this kind of love at some point in my life because it is a sight to behold



I saw someone call bendy a demonic croissant and I couldn’t let it go, that’s such a great name. here’s a silly comic.

Please don’t tag as kin/me - Please DO NOT repost to other websites - Please don’t remove caption ✮

anonymous asked:

do you and sean just like having more of an "off-screen" relationship, so thats why you dont film together a lot orr?? because i would love to see you guys play games together and stuff, but youre never on his channel and hes rarely on yours. are you both just busy?

I can only answer from my perspective but the reason I don’t have a lot of videos with Sean is because I would rather have a good video idea that we both can participate in and have fun with than forcing out videos with him just for the sake of it.
Also Im already being crucified for making videos with him because apparently that means I am “using him for views” so there is really not much I can do. ^^;

The Kindness of Strangers

Square Filled- In heat

Rating- Explicit

Tags- Alpha!Sam x Omega!reader, being in heat, dom/sub undertones, smut

Word Count- 2800ish

A/N: For @spnabobingo. The reader is in heat and needs an Alpha to take care of her. Hope you enjoy! XOXO

Everyone is downstairs, trying to catch a glimpse of anything happening inside Mrs. Miller’s apartment. You feel bad, you really do. No one deserves to be murdered, let alone in their own home. And the fact that it seems to be a completely random, nonsensical murder in your apartment building is unsettling.

But you can’t join the rest of your neighbors outside her door, peeking in over the caution tape and straining their ears to hear the police talk. Not when you’re sweating and cramping and curling your toes at a very ill-timed heat.

Keep reading

  • McDanno fandom following S6 finale: *researching after-effects of liver transplant*
  • McDanno fandom following S7 finale: *researching symptoms of radiation poisoning*

Context: The party has been in the local tavern for hours at this point, getting drunk and being celebrated by the local townsfolk for our recent heroics. Our ranger and rogue have already gone up to sleep, our sorcerer has pulled some wild pranks, and our bard has successfully seduced and bedded a guy. Our Dwarven cleric (me) has found an NPC target for seducing. He’s been asking a bunch of questions about dwarves. At this point, I think the session is starting to wind down and I’m getting tired of answering questions.

NPC: Can you tell me more about the Dwarven Lands?

Cleric, OOC: Uhhh…

DM: You can make stuff up if you want. Or if you don’t want to, you can just say “I tell him…”

Cleric, OOC: Fine. I tell him about the Dwarven Lands, with a dreamy look in my eyes since I miss them and it’s been years.

NPC, getting ready to ask more questions: Ah! Yes, I see–

Cleric, interrupting: Say! You seem very interested in Dwarves. Would you care to learn more about… Dwarven anatomy?

At this point, the whole party (OOC) screams and claim they hate me.

DM: Okay, he’s gonna make a sense motive check, to see if he completely misses that hint.

NPC: *rolls an 18*

DM: He does NOT miss the point!

NPC: Well, actually- OH! Uh, I see, well, um… sure..!

I then proceed to roll an 18 for… “performance” that night.

Reddie and Stenbrough sleepover (Headcanons)

This was super fun and I spent a long time doing it, i love the idea and hopefully you guys do to

- most sleepovers with just reddie and stenbrough are in winter (most loser sleepovers are in winter tbh)

- The core four don’t really do much when it’s just them at sleepovers

- they just watch movies and eat take out food

- also lots of cuddling

- we all know that Richie doesn’t sleep at sleepovers already

- He also can’t whisper, his usual shouting is barley turned down as he tries to whisper his random thoughts and questions to Eddie

- Eddie, who has his face shoved into Richie’s neck and his arms around his neck, is trying so hard to shush him

- playing with Richie’s hair usually gets him to quiet down and go to sleep but sometimes he’s just got so much to say

- ‘I have a lot on my mind Eds, I thought you said getting it out helps’

- 'Not at fucking 3 am’

- Eventually Stan (who is sleeping pretty much on top of Bill who is sound asleep) can’t take Richie’s talking anymore

- 'Shut the fuck up Richie, before I start thinking of ways to end you’

- Their sleepovers usually happen at Richie’s because they know that no parents will be around

- This one time Eddie and Richie were really caught up in a conversation

- When they go to ask Bill and Stan their opinion on whatever they’re talking about they aren’t surprise really

- Bill was laying across Stan, his head on his chest as Stan cupped his face with his hands

- Eddie would describe it as 'the purest kiss he’s ever witnessed’

- however, his stupid fucking boyfriend has to go and ruin it by throwing a pillow at them

- 'Not in MY house! miss me with with that gay shit’

- 'Richie, you have a boyfriend’

- They end up playing board games a lot, especially monopoly

- once Stan didn’t talk to Bill for a while day because he bankrupted him

- 'I thought you’re meant to be good with money, Stan?’

- 'Shut the fuck up Richie, no one asked your opinion’

- Richie’s house has a sofa and a large circular chair (I want one of those chairs so bad)

- So it usually ends up with Richie and Eddie on the sofa because Richie’s an actual spider with his long limbs

- they tired the chair once but Eddie pretty much ended on top of Richie (he wouldn’t have minded but he’s literally all arms and legs by this point and can’t get comfy)

- And Stan and Bill on the chair, they curl up together and it’s super cute

- Stan complains he doesn’t have enough room but Bill is just a happy bean

- They usually get pizza but sometimes they get other food (like noodles, Bill loves his noodles)

- they usually send Richie to get the food and they take it in turns to go with him

- He usually returns with a bag of food and some skittles (they’re eddies favourites)

- 'You’re so whipped Richie’

- 'Shut it, billiam’

- they leave the next morning before Richie’s drunk mum can stagger home

- they meet up with everyone else and probably go to the Aladdin or quarry

Please add more xo