can i just have an eric

  • Bitty: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.
  • Holster: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don't have all day.
Welcome To The TCC

Hello, yes, welcome to the TCC we have 18 year old school shooters with a god complex, college age virgins you just wanna get screwed, law students who are more likely to break the law than a drug dealer, a satanist who likes to play with women’s lipstick, and a large assortment of homosexuals. What can I get for you?

Shitty borrows Jack’s computer sometimes, that’s nothing new. What’s new is the untitled folder just sitting on his desktop. It can’t be porn. He set up Jack’s porn folder himself. So, he knows it isn’t porn. But who keeps an untitled folder on their desktop?

Jack. Jack Zimmermann keeps an untitled folder on his desktop. An untitled folder filled with pictures and iMessage screenshots of conversations with Bitty. The pictures are mostly of Bitty, though some group shots of SMH and some others are thrown in as well. He has pictures of Bitty baking in the Haus, of Bitty walking across campus completely oblivious to the camera pointed at him, of Bitty doubled over laughing on Jack’s couch. Very rarely does Bitty seem to be aware that he’s being photographed, and yet the lighting is perfect, a calm sort of happiness seems to be radiating off of him. None of them are dated, none of them are titled. Each photo holds a memory of a person in love.

For the first time, Shitty realizes this is exactly how Jack sees Bitty all the time. Like he’s the most precious thing in existence

Coffee?

Request: Divergent imagine where you, a leader, notice that Eric has been especially grumpy lately. One day, you show up late to training because you wanted to bring Eric coffee. Thanks! xx

“Seriously?” I asked Uriah.

“Yeah, he just hung the poor guy over the chasm. I’m not sure, but I think it’s because the kid complained about having to throw knives.” I sighed, standing from the mess hall table. “I gotta go talk to him. I’ll be right back, ‘kay U?” I yelled over my shoulder as I made my way out of the mess hall.

As I passed the training area, I heard light grunts coming from inside. Of course, there can only be one man making noises like that while in the training area. Eric. Walking into the room, I’m welcomed with the sight of Eric, shirtless, assaulting a punching bag.

I leaned my body on the door frame and watched as he let his anger out on the bag, when he cleared his throat and looked toward me. “What do you want, Y/N?” he said, frowning in my direction. 

“Can we talk? Please?” I said, a frown replacing my once calm features..

Eric slipped on a shirt and turned toward me. “Sure, let’s talk. I wasn’t doing anything anyway.“

I stared at him silently, then sighed. “Did you really hang some poor kid over the chasm for complaining about knife throwing?”

Eric scoffed and turned away, throwing more punches at the bag. “Hell yeah I did. The kid needs to learn that one day, he’s gonna need to protect himself, and he won’t have the freedom to complain.” 

“He’s just a kid, Eric. Loosen up a little, alright?”

Eric ceased his movements, turning to face me again. “Are you done? I wanna finish here in silence.”

I shook my head in disappointment and walked to the exit, glancing his way before leaving.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Rushing down the hall, two coffees in hand, I hurried toward the training room. Today I’m helping Eric with the initiates, since I am a Dauntless leader. Walking into the training area, I’m met with the initiates knife throwing again and Eric yelling at them to work harder, faster, stronger. I slowly walked over to stand next to him, watching the initiates hit and miss the target.

“You’re late,” Eric said, standing stoic. 

“Yeah, I figured I would stop by the mess hall and grab some coffee. You probably need it, considering you seem to be more stressed than usual. It’s black, your favourite,” Eric looked over at me, finally noticing the coffees in my hand. A small smile appeared on his face as he took his coffee from me.

“Thanks.”

“Woah, did the great Eric Coulter just thank me?” I say dramatically.

“Yeah, yeah. Hey! You keep slacking off and you’ll never be Dauntless!”

  • Nursey: Bitty, can I have some money to buy a Satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal album?
  • Bitty: Derek, the fact that these bands haven't killed themselves in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they're just in it for the money like everyone else. It's all for effect. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it.
  • Nursey: Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?!
  • Bitty: 'Fraid not, kiddo.
  • Nursey: School is so disillusioning.
4

“ — Actually, it wasn’t, but… you know me. I like a challenge.”

Eric Quotes

“what do you think about when you look at the sky at night and there’s no clouds out and you can see all the stars?”

“Anything and everything that happens in our world is just that, a happening. Anything else is relative to the observer, but yet we try to have a “universal law” or “code” of what is good and bad and that isn’t fucking correct. We shouldn’t be allowed to do that. We aren’t gods.”

“Everyone is always making fun of me because of how I look, how fucking weak I am and shit, well I will get you all back: ultimate fucking revenge here. You people could have shown more respect, treated me better, saked for knowledge or guidance more, treated me more like a senior and maybe I wouldn’t have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off. Then again, I have always hated how I looked, I make fun of people who look like me, sometimes without even thinking sometimes just because I want to rip on myself. That’s where a lot of my hate grows from.”

“HATE! I’m full of hate and I Love it. I HATE PEOPLE and they better fucking fear me if they know whats good for em. Yes I hate and I guess I want others to know it…”

“…You people could have shown more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge or guidance more, treated me more like senior, and maybe I wouldn’t have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off.”

“I don’t care what you say, if you ever touch him again I will freakin kill you. Im gonna pull out a goddamn shotgun and blow your damn head off, do you understand? You little worthless piece of crap.”

“I loved the water. I never went swimming, but the water was an escape in itself.”

“The reason people piss me off is to test my trigger finger, & my adrenaline”

“How come, If I’m free, I can’t deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions if he leaves them sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle of fucking nowhere on a Frifuckingday night. NATURAL SELECTION. Fucker should be shot.”

“When I go NBK and people say things like, “oh, it was so tragic,” or “oh he is crazy!” or “It was so bloody.” I think, so the fuck what you
think that’s a bad thing? Just because your mumsy and dadsy told you blood and violence is bad, you think it’s a fucking law of nature? Wrong. Only science and math are true, everything, and I mean everyfuckingthing else is Man made.”

“There’s no such thing as True Good or True evil, it’s all relative to the observer.”

“We’ve been knowing we can do it. Our coach has been telling us we can do it. He’s been preparing us to get ready for these type of games.”

“It’s a competition of everything science”

“I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no, don’t fucking say “well that’s your fault’ because it isn’t. You people had my phone number and I asked and all, but no. Don’t let the weird eric kid come along. Oh, fucking no.”

“KISS MY ASS BROOKS, I AIN’T PAYIN’ FOR SHIT”

guys………………. i cant…. hide it any longer…….. i………….. am gonna fuc the serial killer……………………. on my eric harris altar…………………………… no………………………………………….i m sexually attracted to merder… take me away boys…… all thos funnyman bloggers knew the Truth about tcc……. we ….. all just want to fuck serial killers.. .… … ……  …..  .…. . thats why we have “i dont condone” in our bios guys,,,,,,,,,,, we can all come out of the closet know.,… the jig is up guys…. lets delete our accounts,,,,,,,,,,,, im sorry for ruining their special private time looking at steven universe schediaphilia smut,,,.,…,,,..i’m corrupt,,,,,,, im shhakingng as i type this…….

  • Nursey: I can’t go. I have a date.
  • Dex: I just remembered. I have a date, too.
  • Bitty: Where’d you meet them?
  • Dex: At...at the video library.
  • Bitty: Video library. No such thing. Gotcha. No, that’s fine. I’ll go on my own. Enjoy your date, Nursey. And your pretend date, Dex.

Concept: Jack and Bitty have twins. One of the twins is social and smart, they can bake, but they aren’t very athletic, and the other is awkward but really good at ice sport, and that’s the only thing they will talk about when they freak out and have a kind of short circuit (spoiler alert, they’re a really good musician too) (i can’t decide between hockey or figure skating tbh). Parent meetings are a hoot because the teacher is like “well x won’t stop talking about pie and how the book is incorrect about this or that and y won’t stop shrugging and saying they don’t know until it’s about skating” and Jack and Bitty aren’t shocked. Twin X tries to butt in constantly to defend themself and twin Y shrugs, clearly uncomfortable, mumbling about how skating is more fun than school.
Bonus: Kent and Alexei have a child that is a positive spitfire and tries to fight everyone and then manipulates their way out of trouble, becomes best friends with the twins, and they all three go on to try and rule the world (they were like ten, they thought they could pull it off.) and when they’re all teenagers, Patater’s kid tries to teach the twins how to cute their way out of trouble, it doesn’t really work.

2

Eric and Dylan’s Memorial Crosses

I just find it sad that Eric had barely any messages 

 Under Dylan’s Cross

“I’m sorry we failed you. May God have mercy on your soul.” “Shame on you, Dylan!” “Jesus will forgive” “Why?” 

 Under Eric’s Cross

“How can we ever forgive you?“

3

I’m sorry that I keep talking about this but I can’t help it!! They are actually liking actual kyman fanart!!! It’s not even Cartman and Kyle just in a pose next to each other…it’s legit kyman pictures!!!!! And of all of the heiman pictures, they have liked at least 4 pictures where the artist says Kyle is jelly and/or draws Kyle looking jealous as fuck!!! And it’s also not even redraws of scenes from the show…. They liked a picture where the gay flag colors are in the background of Cartman and Kyle. Dude. So yeah, this is why I freak out about sp digitals likes!

Originally posted by gif-007

I think [Dele Alli] is still a very young boy; I think people need to remember that. I think he’s at the perfect place for that here because he’s got a support system around him and a manager and a group of players that will take care of him. You know, you have to worry about young players sometimes in certain places if they can cope with it and will they be looked after as a 20-year-old boy and not just an asset, really. I think he’s very well looked after here and hopefully he will be for a long time.

I saw someone else do something similar to this, so I figured it’s cool if I jump on the train. Here’s a whole bunch of prompts I’ve had rolling around in my brain but just don’t have the time to complete myself. Feel free to snag one if it speaks to you, just tag me so I can enjoy it!

Jack and Bitty

  • Jack doing one of those “mean tweets” videos for the NHL. But all the “mean tweets” are from the members of SMH. Jack calls out every single one of them in response and becomes an overnight internet sensation.
  • Times Jack Zimmerman’s Boyfriend Owned the Internet: an article by Buzzfeed. (I tried starting this but got sidetracked and really did not get far at all. Bonus points for fake Twitter posts and everything.)

Nursey and Dex

  • Everything is the same, but Dex works as a model part-time to pay for school. Nursey can’t handle how hot his boyfriend is.
    • Bonus points for a photo shoot involving flower crowns.
  • (NSFW) These two morons totally have a bet going on what they can do to each other in public without their teammates noticing. Spoiler: their teammates notice everything.

Ransom and Holster

  • Med school student Ransom has a tumblr that he goes on to take breaks. He discovers Hockey Tumblr’s obsession with his boyfriend (NHL player) Holster’s relationship with one of his teammates and gets jealous.

PolyFrogs

  • Soulmate AU where everyone has a compass on their wrist that points to their soulmate. Their “True North.” Confused PolyFrogs because their compasses have never pointed in just one direction.

Patater

  • Kent and Alexei flirt over social media so obviously but no one actually realizes they’re flirting.
    • Bonus points for including all social media platforms. Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.
  • Speaking on Snapchat…… Kent Parson has a public Snapchat and a private Snapchat. He accidentally outs himself by forgetting to switch over to the private one and posts a “missing the boyf” snap on the public one. (I might do this for Patater week…)
  • (NSFW): Someone tells Kent the best way to build core strength is to take pole dancing classes. RIP in pieces Alexei Mashkov.
Bound By Chains - Chapter 21

Pairing: Eric/OC
Fandom: Divergent
Rating: M

She’s bound to a monster. And he has personality issues.

A/N: Thanks to everyone still following the story. There’s only 1 more chapter left! Can’t believe we have come so far already! Grab yourself a cuppa and get comfy for this emotional ride!

I just want to say a huge thanks to everyone who has helped and listened to me ramble on! You’re all stars!

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“In JYP I also worked with Park Jimin. Personality-wise, I think I can relate to JYP artists the most.  We have a lot in common.  They have a lot of fun. The most fitting would be JYP.  You’re an MC on a music show. You know how the male idol groups introduce themselves fiercely… I don’t have any of that. Me, I’m just like, ‘Hi, I’m Eric Nam.’” - Eric Nam