can i just have a show about the angels please

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Character/pairing: Castiel
Random word or object: Otter
Emotion: Amused
Requested by: @myfand0msandm0re 

“Hey, have you seen my–laptop,” Sam said catching sight of Cas bent over the keyboard, staring in contentment and rapt attention at something on the screen. “Oh… God…” Sam gulped, suddenly worried that Dean had put Cas up to something unsavory. He moved around to the other side of the table cautiously. “Please don’t be porn. Please don’t be porn. Please don’t be porn–Otters?”

Sam scoffed out a laugh and bent down to peer at what had Cas so attentive. The angel smiled as a river otter on the screen tossed a pebble back and forth between it’s paws.

“Sam! I didn’t see you come in. Aren’t they just,” he shook his head and grinned, apparently unable to come up with the right word to describe his admiration or peel his eyes away from the screen.

Sam laughed again. “Yeah, they’re pretty cute.” He peered at the toolbar. “How many tabs do you have open, Cas? Are these… all otters?” 

Cas smiled. “Yes. This one here,” he said, switching to a different tab, “is collecting the balls that the trainer throws out. And did you know that sea otters often hold paws while they float on the surface so they don’t drift apart?”

Sam shook his head and laughed. “You’ve discovered the joys of the internet and cute animals. I’ll see if I can borrow Dean’s laptop…”

Things I liked in the Teen Wolf Finale

-Theo getting dragged by his sister literally into hell where he belongs

-Lydia’s final scream for Mason being less like a scream and more like a fucking VIKING BELLOW #bansheeBELLOW

-”Allison saved his life.”

-Corey always be the least helpful version of yourself you can be Bryant showing up in time to catch Mason and that’s just about it

-the absolute mess of double crosses from Deucalion, Gerard, Chris and Theo, all of which seem to have been orchestrated by Scott actual puppy and angel McCall???

-Papa Stilinski welcoming his son into the precarious family business of being a cop in Beacon Hills i am ready for a Martinski Detective Agency please

-”Allison saved his life.”

-Parrish’s cut off shorts because da-yum

-KIRA BAD ASS KITSUNE YUKIMURA IS BACK WITH HER SWORD AND HER ELECTRICITY AND I AM JUST SO THANKFUL (WAIT KIRA WHAT WHERE ARE YOU GOING STOP PLEASE I NEED YOU)

-Malia being entirely different to either of her psycho parents in that her taking the Desert Wolf’s power was driven out of necessity to survive, justice for her family and to protect her friends rather than a desire for power itself #characterdevelopment

-ONE OF THE DREAD DOCTORS WAS MARCEL I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING PLOT TWIST MUCH?

-how everyone at Beacon Hills High kind of just went back to normal like oh well glad that’s over what did you get for number eight on the trig homework wait there was trig homework???

-”Allison saved his life”

-Stiles and Liam advocating for torture in front of Scott like no Stiles you can’t teach our son to torture that’s bad parenting i read it in a book

-happy endings for all my little werebabies (ALTHOUGH IS HAYDEN’S SISTER ALL RIGHT???!?!?!?!?!??!)

-STYDIA OVERTONES, STYDIA UNDERTONES, STYDIA ALL UP IN THIS EPISODE OKAY I LOVED IT

-“ A l l i s o n   s a v e d   h i s   l i f e “

Does anyone else have certain seiyuu that you’re just REALLY attached to and you can always pick out their voice and you purposely watch shows that they’re in…?

also can i just rant about this too because i srsly can’t when people say that god ships destiel. like for multiple reasons but the biggest one is, even if that were the case, why the fuck does this sound like a good thing to people? like i don’t know if anyone’s noticed but god is actually kind of disgusting where the angels are concerned.

like seriously. he completely abandoned them all without a word. he didn’t even have the decency to tell them that his responsibilities aren’t actually their responsibilities and that they don’t have to run the world.

he created them with free will but then led them to believe that they didn’t have any. that they were created to be his soldiers and follow his orders and obey his will and that’s it. and because of that the only thing the angels learned when lucifer rebelled was that original thought and free will and emotions are bad and wrong.

but despite all of that, god also did create the whole apocalypse scenario to test his children and try to get them to choose family and freedom etc. which, wow, no surprised (to god lulz) that they didn’t pick either. but, i mean, hey. it’s not as if he didn’t set them up for failure to start with.

he made one of children write a tablet on how to trap and control and destroy his own brothers and sisters. to do that for all of his creations except humanity.

so yeah. “god ships destiel”? congratu-fucking-lations. he seems like such a swell guy.

Seriously though. What exactly is going to end up being the justification to rid the world of all the angels? How exactly is the show going to sell that they should be locked away forever? Like what exactly have they done to deserve that?

Like the apocalypse, you say? You mean the event that the angels as a whole were manipulated into doing by their highers up? Just like how Sam and Dean were? You mean the event that–had they known what was really going on the whole time–they never would’ve gone along with? That they would’ve rebelled for and fought against? You mean the event that quite a few angels in Season 6 were trying to prevent? That the humans on the show didn’t give a flying fuck about because, hey, the battleground wasn’t on Earth and the suffering and causalities weren’t happening to humans but to angels so it doesn’t concern them? You mean that apocalypse?

Or no, wait. Is it supposed to be justifiable because the angels have wronged the Winchester family? Is that it? (Even though all the angels who were ultimately responsible for any wrongdoings against said family have either already been killed or are already locked away, and have been for awhile now.) Like is that really supposed to be it? That’s supposed to be the reason? An entire species must suffer and be banished and trapped and locked away forever just so that Sam'n'Dean can get their revenge? (That they’ve already gotten?)

Or is it just supposed to be that the angels aren’t human and anything that isn’t human is inherently bad and wrong and evil and must be killed?

Like seriously? What is it? What is the reason?

Hint: There is no justifiable reason because this bullshit isn’t justifiable. If (WHEN) the Winchesters lock all the angels away, it will most likely be for reasons of vengeance and because the angels are non-human and thus, as the show keeps on insisting, “evil”–despite multiple instances to the contrary.

omegamikey  asked:

ALL PROBLEMS COULD BE SOLVED WITH AN ANGEL SPIN OFF SHOW. EVEN BETTER IF THE WHOLE PREMISE IS IF GOD JUST DECIDES TO MAKE THEM ALL FORGET THAT THEY'RE ANGELS AND THEY JUST LIVE IN A TOWN & ARE ALL HUMAN AND IT'S FULL OF HUNTERS WHO'VE DIED, ANGELS & DEMONS. BUT NO WINCHESTERS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET IN. GOD SPENDS ALL HIS TIME THERE AS THE TOWN DRUNK CHUCK AND KEEPS HINTING THAT THEY'RE ALL ANGELS AND DEMONS AND DEPARTED SOULS BUT CAUSE THEY ALL THINK HE'S JUST A CRAZY DRUNK NO ONE BELIEVES HIM.

“We’ve had our fair share of angels on Supernatural over the past few years and there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight.”

Wow, yes. Please start off your article about a new angel character by alienating all the fans of the angels. Good job.

“Few stand out in a meaningful way”

Actually, they all stand out in a meaningful way. Sry you’re just so focused on the boring story of SamnDean’s manpain to see or care about anything else.

“and they all seem to be power hungry, like their demonic counterparts.”

No. You’re wrong. That’s it. That’s my response. Stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it tbh.

“It’s a little tiring to have Castiel be, really, the only “good” angel.”

Wrong again. There have been good angels. Actually, most of the angels we’ve seen have been good. (imo, angels in general are actually more lawful neutral than anything else tbh.) And even most of the “evil” ones we’ve seen were only doing evil because they thought it was what’s best for the greater good or for their family. (Also just to note but “being an antagonist (for SamnDean)” does not automatically make a character evil, thnx.) Although I would agree it’s annoying and tiring how Cas is basically the only angel allowed to be seen as good or in a positive light by the narrative, but that’s clearly not what you meant when you said that. So yeah.

ugh, but i’m just thinking about the angels right now though and how the show’ll likely end up killing them all off or at least banishing and trapping them all in heaven and just

WHY? WHY DOES THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN TO THEM? HAVEN’T THEY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?

seriously. why would you even do that though? what have they done to deserve that? the only thing is the apocalypse and the vast majority of them only went along with that because they thought they were doing god’s will. like they thought that they were literally getting orders from god and that he wanted it to happen. seriously. i mean, ffs, let’s just quote zachariah here:

“Our grunts on the ground – we couldn’t just tell them the whole truth. We’d have a full-scale rebellion on our hands.”

like seriously! the angels haven’t been “evil” since season 4/5.

like what were they doing season 6? oh right. fighting for their own freedom and to stop the apocalypse and to save the fucking planet earth and humanity.

season 7? still weren’t evil! they were only trying to do their duty by protecting the prophet and the tablet and the word of god etc etc. like they were still actually trying to protect humanity in the end. oop. (and no, they weren’t particularly “nice” about it but since when are any of the humans–and by that, i do mean sam and dean–particularly nice about anything?)

season 8? still doing their duty from what we’ve seen and trying to protect humanity (both on earth and in heaven) and still not being evil.

just seriously. if samndean end up banishing the angels, it will be for the sake of vengeance and THAT’S IT. there is fucking absolutely NO REASON to banish them or trap them or kill them all off.

ugh, literally my feelings right now: